>the guy who posts himself cumming on umaru on /v/?

What

You screencapped the thread didnt you

Hello I am umaru pillow guy

@Transience#0182 one anon did actually commission a painting from DafenVillage

Wait no

I'm not don't worry

I don't cum on umaru

I just have a pillow

>screencapped the thread

🤔

please do not cum on the hamster

or in it

that too, it'd be a pain to clean

yup

No, I just wanna ask where did you get it

hello umaru pillow guy

http://m.aliexpress.com/item/32563644044.html

It's hard for me to get links whilst phoneposting

It keeps bringing up the app

share > copy link

Epic I am tech illiterate apparently

or share straight to Discord

Kawaii Sankaku Head Himouto Umaru Chan Umaru Doma Cosplay MARMOT Velvet Puppets And Humanoid Plush Stuffed Animal Kids Toys Doll
http://s.aliexpress.com/N3e67BJn
(from AliExpress Android)

Epic

thanks

<:umaru:232470184445607937> 🔫

🔫 <:umaru:232470184445607937> delet this

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Welcome to the /csg/ server, <@!160255043419766785>!

DHgate has more copy products than it lets on

just found tons of copy DVDs/Blurays of movies and tv series

that and copy phones

I love how chink rep sellers put the pic as stupid shit like crocs

http://www.dhgate.com/product/android-6-0-5-5-inch-goophone-s7-edge-clone/391708758.html

They're all shit spec phones too

Good thing some chinese manufacturers are starting to realize it's more profitable to make their own.

Rather than just making bootlegs

just noticed dhgate looks pretty much the same as ali

gotta love how the chinks rip stuff off and try to extend them

http://www.dhgate.com/product/new-star-i6-android-4-4-5-inch-3g-smartphone/208890889.html

Yup same concept, but without the crackdown on fakes/copies

>512

These 1:1 copies of phone all have that in common

shit specs

probably riddled with chinese malware too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh88tf645Jc

i'd buy a fake iPhone if they shipped with the option of installing aosp or something that isn't fake iOS

http://image.dhgate.com/0x0/f2/albu/g4/M00/9B/2F/rBVaEVb98USAQFz_AAIqIk5GDnA955.jpg

http://image.dhgate.com/0x0/f2/albu/g4/M00/0C/DF/rBVaEFb98USAIJW9AAIC0kl8FGU411.jpg

Do they have English subs

Yes, in a lot of cases they're just copied discs of the originals

I mean we all love shitty English subs

Unless they're the latest movies

then you're stuck with stuff like Star Wars Backstroke of the West

http://theawesomer.com/photos/2012/03/300312_star_wars_the_backstroke_of_the_west_3.jpg

http://www.winterson.com/pics2/botw17.jpg

Watching a spaceporn are we?

https://8barsofsoul.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/picture-1.png

Do not want

(Actually do)

There's even more on yupoo

What's yupoo

chinese image hosting site

instead they're using it to sell fake sneakers

just google what you're looking for + yupoo

Also, on that star wars subs

I've heard that someone made a whole dub based on them

Yup

It's on youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XziLNeFm1ok

you can watch it in its entirety

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9VVkwRb_7M

or just the highlights

Anybody bought the hybrid triple driver?

Is that the Hybrid Pro?

yeah

http://www.gearbest.com/earbud-headphones/pp_566702.html

this one

Yeah

There's a couple of reviews

just check the archives for it

I should have a pair come in soon

should i stock up on all the csg stuff in the info graphic before trump taxes my butt?

Only buy the bm 800 if youre willing to put 20 minutes of soildering into it

What infographic?

Link pls

it's in the announcements

thx

what was the name of the brand of those shark sd cards again?

Welcome to the /csg/ server, @kontroll!

mixza

there is no reason to get sharks nowadays, besides having a cool shark on your sd, it is en par with other brands pricewise

Anyone tried that AULA F2012 keyboard?

@hellomynameisJHWH just wanted to find out what chips they use

but yes I noticed they really went up price-wise

@kontroll https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCdhLtxN-W8

Welcome to the /csg/ server, @Rimen!

@Tribit Huh. Kinda wank review, but it still sold me on the keyboard.

What's your budget?

>aula

enjoy never having any other keycaps

Looks like the regular plus stem they use for Cherry switches.

My budget is irrelevant in any case, I'm just addicted to cheap shit.

Already have two $100-150 mechanical keyboards, so... yeah.

@kontroll http://www.dealsmachine.com/best_395191.html Actual Gateron switches and only $38

the layout is whack and i don't trust aula on any stabilizers after the ghost king

only black and blue switch ones are in stock though

@Tribit The ISO enter key is a requirement for me; that's what makes the AULA a potential buy in the first place.

I see

it's not even true iso

it's a whacko mix of ansi and iso

@Dra lol, those fucking springs. 😂

like

Oh, shit... long shift on the left. Fuck that.

who the fuck does iso with long lshift and the L enter

more importantly why would anyone use iso

Because it's better.

how

How is it not?

>74 USD
Cheap

>cheap

the enter is ass on iso

74 USD is fucking expensive

Meh, $74 is midrange imo.

Why are there no cheap memechanical keyboards?

it's a fucking joke having to move your pinky that far for enter

Did you just miss the $30-range ones?

@Dra I never learned the proper typing posture, so it doesn't bother me in the least. Apart from the fact that I type like a pleb.

ergonomically ISO is a mess

but isofags will still shitpost with hurr 1 more key

because of the small lshift

Welcome to the /csg/ server, <@!276114462405033985>!

i use both and cant see much difference

both argumentations are stupid

if you cant reach enter with pinky on iso you re just a handlet

on the other hand, the key above ansi enter is awkward to reach with pinky and still type coherent and fast

it's not that it's unreachable

it's an awkward posture

but large left shift is comfy

the only thing that grinds my gears is using ansi with non-us layout = no meme arrows

like there's a reason ortholinear is a 12x4/5 grid

why would you use ansi without using us layout

<@276114462405033985> herro

if i connect my mkb to my chinkpad e.g.

kb=ansi, but mkb layout is de, although all my system is eng

then set your keyboard to be english in android

system language and keyboard language are still seperated in android

i know, but its too engrained by now

de layout is cancer anyway

*§() etc

fucking () being one to the left in de layout always fucks me up

thats the only thing that keeps me from switching, really

anyway, all the 40% chink mkbs i found are 90$ at least

40

but y

memes

'how many layers are you on right now'

5 at least, any other suggestions on what i can blow my money on?

preonic was already painful to get a usable config for

i wanna pop my taobao cherry, what should I get from there?

b.fake, hammer style cases

idk go wild

maybe some xda profile caps if you feel like buying something fancy?

Welcome to the /csg/ server, <@!272414907025326091>!

Former UK ISO user here

ISO a shit

ANSI feels more natural with the distance between keys

You don't even really need to switch layout... I'm using ANSI with the UK layout, Just gotta program the missing extra ISO key onto the fn layer.

or you know

use US International or EURKey

>US International
but muh quid symbol
>Eurkey
this one looks decent though

Time to learn yet another layout

i like my big fuckoff return key

EURKey is everything wrong with US international fixed

coopslarhette has left!

is there a cheap mech kb with brown switches?

trying to find one thats TKL or smaller with the gateron memes

Qisan Memeforce

Anne Pro

cheers

https://wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general/Electronic_and_computer_goods#Mechanical_Keyboards

I like the tada68 too

really good for the price you're paying

Syvacle has left!

think i might grab the anne pro

http://www.gizmochina.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Redmi-Pro-2.jpg

this looks good

thats where youre wrong

wo#w

if it aint a leeco with a billion model numbers, i dont want it

4500 mah battery

that's pretty crazy

along with snapdragon

wew

I'll never understand why the xiaomi mi flagship phones are shit

compared to the redmi budget series

damn, the black kb + brown switches is out of stock

my xiaomi max has a 4000 battery i believe

but it is a 6.4 phone so thats it

Welcome to the /csg/ server, @JambaJam!

Any good drones for professional videos

Something like the mavic but chink

are there any good chink mechanical pencils i have a kuratoga right now

but its the plastic one not the metal one

The metal one is good, but the grip takes some getting used to.

The knurling is damn uncomfortable for a couple of days.

Redcircle or smth

Rotring copies

also need a pen for a leftie cause ballpoint pens are not that fluid

>pen for left hands

do they even exist

idk

maybe a fountain pen would be better

Welcome to the /csg/ server, @Char_Aznable!

EdandEin has left!

fountain pens are objectively shit

please dont use them

they are superior for calligraphy but for normal writing... NO

@JambaJam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_MRePD25ZI

Wait why is the flagship xiao meme phones bad compared to the budget notes? Is it diminishing returns in specs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64TbMz-hA3w

when is this coming out

@ICantBelieveItsSam#2770 cause they all seem to suffer from a myriad of issues

ranging from bad software to niggling hardware issues

that doesn't really justify their premium price tag

Mi3, Mi4, Mi5 arent that amazing

BASED CHINKS

Much 3d printet

i have packet too at local post office

just need to be arsed to leave there

@fbn nice, have fun assembling all of that

\o/ computerparts

any cashback/coupons for banggood exist?

mm lemme check if i got anything from last order

-10$ off from clothing orders over 100$

BGC100

nothing else

just used my -20% off coupon what i got from somewhere on that last order

thanks

ended up using ANNEPRO

and it took $12usd off

It is hell

I'll trash it and buy an assembled one

At least it came with a free 8Gb SD card

It's actually quite fun

@fbn how much was it?

no custom problems?

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