@Tervy hey it's not underage, they just LOOK like they are :^)

@Tervy you can do both

I've also heard there's electric shock dildos

Any good?

I

don't atually know.

They're shocking

Heh.

HEH.

He

i just realized that i probly insulted over half of /csg/

240v directly to your arse

1mA

FRIED ANUS

I don't like phallic plastic animal dongers

You mean agnus

or whatever the shit they sell in burger king

the dildongs are not actually dildongs ?

ding dong doodily doo

they have that same elektrosex/fetishfantasy stuff in analplugs and penisrings and all kinds of urinal inserts too

id hate to be customs officer

Imagine you buy a human sized sex doll, what do you tell your mom is inside this big ass box?

that its for dads xmass gift

you wot

Electrsex seems cool

Lol

Imagine getting on a date and having sex "I'm into elektro", "oh me too babe" *plays Metallica*

tho most of people who can affort that shit dont live around their moms place anymore

so yeah time to move if situation is such

It's the

nutshock

Is that because of *ride the lightning* ?

Imagine your dad works at customs and he just happens to inspect your parcel

Nutscock?

See, @Rey gets it

linking the site to nsfw-lewds (where this whole convo belongs to be honest)

Sorry

i cant care much as its quiet in here today anyway

but maybe in future dildotalk should take place in nsfw room

Do full sized male sex dolls exist

or at least on off-topic

probably

It's just that this chat was active, so I thought "eh", you know?

Just kind of "eh"

yeah i know... and the talk originaly was about chinktoys

so it just derailed

I mean electoshock stuff goes hand in hand with a lot of things in aliexpress

that kind of involves electricity

oh god chink-quality electrosextoys.... mainsvoltage straight tru and no failsafes

Really?

i can see it happening and it aint pretty

Yeah, god forbid that shit happens to anyone, but at the same time, they deserve it

Imagine people found dead with an electric up your intestines

So the 220v to the arse is reality.

Noice

i just got top 1 fear on my list

You could just limit the current yourself

by shitting on it

shit sorry

Lol

Cheaper than an exit tank

Or

You just buy a non-chink toy.

very true

If you're scared about the main voltage, just don't go for it.

Or maybe you like having some kind of danger, but that's no place to talk about that.

>Not wanting 240V through your knackers

http://efukt.com/196_The_Love_Plug.html

to click or not to click

do it faggot

it's just efukt

The worst would be... being shocked.

His scream is like Tom from Tom & Jerry

>ok

Ethan charge your phone

shoo shoo, Stigma stinky chinky

@Tendril >my name is ethan

>ok

Okay!

waiting for MIUI 8.1.1.0 to install

Is it any good?

Waiting for it to first time boot

Oh right, cool

Apparently MIUI 8.1.1.0 is now Marshmellow

So Android 6.0.1

shoo shoo, Memeanon stinky chinky

>poo in the loo problems

wat

I mean

It's a bit drastic but it's not wrong.

http://www.firstin.co.nz/products/samsung-solar-charger-22619/

>samsung

shoo shoo, DGTV stinky chinky

oy

any canadabros here who've purchased chink phones @here

2TB mini pen drive : http://www.trademe.co.nz/computers/other/auction-1223666894.htm

>ok

so small you ll lose it in a week

best cheap chink mechanical keyboard?

anyone who's good with knives here?

hey hey

how did i manage to fuck up the axis screws on my ganzo

i unscrewed them and now even if i tighten them they come loose again

i can tighten them to the point where they don't come loose but that makes the blade wayyy too stiff

@Fluffy i know someone who bought one, they bought from geekbuying with no issues and didn't have to pay customs

hey all

you fucked up the springs @StormSplurge ?

nah the springs are fine

i think i got it

i just need to work it in a little bit

i basically have been fiddling around with it since then and i think i got it tight enough

Axis lock is my favorite

it's ok

imo the best kind of knives are the kind that are illegal here :/

ganzo axis locks are good but real BM ones are niceee

ratworx sells a chain drive knife which is wild

storm where are you located anyway...canada?

but it's far too much money to spend on a knife

yeah

kek

New Jersey has very lax knife laws

it's also new jersey though

if you have "a lawful reason" for carry you can carry anything

yeah i fucking hate it here

come live in ontario with me

minors can carry anything under 8 in total length and 5 in blade length

8))))

or it was 10 total

inches that is

8))

it's pretty sick except for there's literally 6 feet of snow on the ground right now

I had some target gift cards and i bought a amazon set on fire tablet for 40

sick

speaking of set on fire

trying to force root with kingroot b/c some pajeet on xda told me to

samsung scares old people now

it's so funny

we sell a decent amount of shit from samsung at my work and anyone over 50 won't touch it with a 10 foot pole

found it

>non-whites

>opinions that matter

if you nuke us we'll all survive in our trucks and rip about until the end of time

pancreas bezos put an aluminium body on this thing so it was near freezing when i opened it

lol same shit happens here whenever i get something out of the mail

it's always fucking freezing

ah you guys dont have target anymore

lmao it's their loss

they tried to just copy and paste their logistics system to canada

they didnt event hink about units of measure

didnt work at all

targets in NJ are wastelands

dirty, no stock

they came into a new country with the same prices as everyone else and no stock

Super Targets in the southeast are nice

they were the only place in my town that had a starbucks though so that got them some business

where the target was we're getting a thrift store and a gym so it was a net gain for me

Also got some weebshit

smh

the screen is utter dogshitttt

at least its ips

since it started snowing the posties haven't been bringing me my packages

its 570p or something

in the last 3 weeks i've gotten like 4 packages

the buyers protection is wearing thin at alarming rates on most of my packages too

heh

eh its not aluminium

just super rough plastic

gross

rooted

only took 5 tries

nice nice

>install kingroot to install super su

niceee

I'm not a tinfoil for beliving in programed/designed failure of products such as phones (including phones other than apple) so you have to upgrade, right?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planned_obsolescence

>alright then :

I know it's a thing people know of

but it's not tin-foily to believe in that being a regualr occurence?

Because my phones always slow down, no matter what, after like half a year

Too much gay porn

shoo shoo, Rasta Starfish stinky chinky

FUARK

I JUST SENT MY IEMS THROUGHT THE WASH

wtf

THEY STILL WORK

HAHAHAH

Quality built

Most electronics without active power will work fine if you allow them to dry out properly

If they are slightly damp, put them in some rice

Take them back to their chink heritage

Rice doesn't actually do shit.

Reason IEMs tend not to suffer from water damage because the holes in the grille don't let water through because tension.

I would have thought that the pressure of being in a god damn washing machine woulda fucked that tho

apparently not

i miss when 1 yuan was like exactly the same as 1 nok

now it's 1.25 nok

;_;

1 yuan is like .21 to my currency

1 U.S. dollar =
8.67047011 Norwegian kroner

kill me

was 5 kroner at one point

Apparently it almost got to .30 in 2009, and that's the best it's ever been

whats your currency

New Zealand Dollarydoos

oh

heard you can't import anything with batteries anymore

in NZ/AUS

NZ Minimum wage = 92.30 NOK per hour

lel

>having a min wage

Have not tried importing batteries in years

I know that you are not allowed to import anti-personnel mines though.

we don't have a national min wage but all govermental jobs have min wages and all trades have min wages

norwegian customs aren't that bad actually

not nanny state tier

it's p impossible to get drugs into norway through the postal system tho

http://www.customs.govt.nz/news/resources/factsheets/Documents/Fact%20Sheet%2005.pdf

There is NZ import restriction list

can you import chink knives?

Some

Not like large ones or automated ones, like switchblades

Also not allowed Loli comics here

>can't import chemical weapons

😦

A german was arrested with the lolis here a few years back

loli is considered cp here but nobody has even been convicted for it

happened in sweden once

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/23/ronald-clark-new-zealand-pixies-cartoons-jail_n_3132519.html

lel

lmao

was kinda suprised at the lax regulations here tbh

seeing as you need a prescription to buy melatonin

>tfw not allowed to import high powered magnets

tfw allowed to import black powder weapons

Knives having a blade that opens
automatically by hand pressure applied to a
button, spring, or other device in or attached
to the handle of the knife — sometimes
known as ‘flick knife’ or ‘flick gun’.
Any knife having a blade that is released
from the handle or sheath by the force of
gravity or the application of centrifugal
force, and that when released is locked in
place by means of a button, spring, lever,
or other device — sometimes known as a
‘gravity knife’ or ‘butterfly knife’.
With the exception of any folding pocket
knives with a blade less than 10cm in
length, any knife that:
•
is designed for ease of concealment on
the person; or
•
has a double-edged blade that is
designed or suitable for stabbing or
throwing (as opposed to cutting); or
•
is a knife of the kinds known as ‘urban
skinner’, ‘terminator’, ‘black eagle’,
‘black dagger’, or ‘throwing knife’.
Bayonets.

That is what chink knife restrictions NZ has

we aren't allowed to import automatic knives iirc

or stuff like throwing stars and shit

Trying to find a good quality male to female 3.5mm chink audio cable

Most of the good quality cables seem to be male to male

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1m-3-5mm-Male-To-Female-OFC-Speaker-Car-Aux-Hifi-Extension-Audio-Sound-Cable-LN004446/32700294468.html

That one looks nice

>12$

but yeah looks nice

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/5M-16ft-3-5mm-Female-to-Male-F-M-Headphone-Stereo-Audio-Extension-Cable-Cord/32588196683.html

5m is a bit excessive

lel

I agree. I have a 2m cable and it keeps getting hooked on my computer chair.