shoo shoo, basker stinky chinky

geez

the rejects move quickly

wym

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dam

Welcome <@125993669273714688>!

shoo shoo, alla stinky chinky

@Tendril does that clock work with hot water too

It's an opposite peltier (I forget the name), prolly

Generates power from a temperature delta

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I want one now lol pretty neat

shoo shoo, Juli stinky chinky

wtf are these adds

You killed the bootloader and the recovery partitions??

nope

i can boot into twrp

so you just want to save stuff?

no

just like my existence, the data on my phone is basically disposable

So what's the problem lel

i cant flash cyanogenmod

via adb or via microsd

Restore to stock and then patch cyanogen on top

i dont think you understand

how does one restore to stock?

Get the stock image and use fastboot to write the system partition

how do i use fastboot?

By booting into the bootloader? Key combo

i wish 8(

Android ecosystem is surprisingly cargo culty and opaque for the number of power users on the platform. I couldn't find a single diagram or explanation about the android gpt partitioning anywhere and had to work it out from other people's copypasta instructions

i cant even tell if im using the right keycombo

Which phone

It's usually up and wake

ive had it for 4 yaers

almost as old as zambz

it's a diece phone tbh

Nice screen

mine actually has a stuck pixel

but you cant tell unless youre watching a movie or something

even if you use a dark theme in an app you cant see the stuck pixel

No dice still with boot?

I can go get mine to confirm in a few mins

oh shit what the fuck

i finally got it

Outside ATM

Cool

So now type fastboot devices

Make sure it shows ur phone

ive been doing the same thing for 3 minutes and finally i get into download mode which doesnt exist

The timing can be tricky tbh

https://my.mixtape.moe/ystess.png

DEAD? not on my watch

ill fuckin unbotnet you

It's easy for anyone who does that all the time

Is that really ur hex string lol

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

do i need to flash stock

You got it from here right

Get a stock image for your phone

Uncle Duck duck go tiem

cya

??

oh one thing I guess

If your system image is multipart like some Motorola ones are you need to use their fastboot util

Otherwise you're gold

You should see instructions wherever you find your stock inage

someone said duck?

<:domoDuck:209801324311609344>

But it's basically the idiots who flash stuff like to say to write everything including recovery but fuck them they're cargo cult idiots

You just need system

Wipe cache and ur done

omg..

i just booted cyanogenmod recovery

i shouldnt deserve to think

i was wondering why that shit wasnt starting up

now i have two recoveries in my phone

>currys pc world

>sells kettles and fridges

>ok

Y'all better be active when I get back

Welcome <@144790143281135616>!

uh oh

Mo is back

>when the product is so good you want to cause a dispute because logistics is not updating your "non-arriving" parcel to get a second one

shoo shoo, PandaMo stinky chinky

tfw no ereader to buy

it's hard to compete with amazon so I think the chinks gave up.

it's already such a small market

arent there alternative e-readers

yeah there are kobo ones and a premium brand or two

sony used to make some nice ones

used to?

nobody I know has one so I assume they're either on the decline or gone

yup gone

wow windows 10 has way better power management, or something, for my shitty hp stream 7

also way better botnet

and cancer

something something drivers

🚗

or, you know, better hibernation

wow wtf, where is the green car emoji

too bad u only get the red

rip

yeah basically i'd put something besides windows on here but the support on linux and android is nonexistant so wew fuck

what do u have

... it's a stream 7. or do you mean what do I have in my house in general

would you like an inventoried csv or xls file

nah i got u its a tablet

along with mac addresses and ip addresses

lol

ok sir

i bought this thing intentionally to fuck around with metro and windows tbh

can i get a csv of your name, address, and ssn? thanks

lol

william dickbutt\t11 state st, new york new york 10011\tlolfuckyou

looks good to me boss

inb4 that's tsv

feel free to mail chink shit to my building fam

idk address seems iffy

bad nieghborhood those dickbutts live in

maybe my package will be stolen

yeah can't trust all the chinese around here

so chinks dont do black friday, but any US vendors doing black friday for chink goods?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

maybe the more western-targeted ones

like superlux

just buy from amazon

and ship it to china

reverse e-packet

shipping from china is easy, shipping to china is hard

they always lose shit

funny how that works

arent you supposed to be in japan?

i was going to buy a bunch of xiaomi meme bands and ship them to us for xmas gifts but if theres good deals on stuff in america, ill just order anbd ship it that way

nah m yfriends are arriving in 2 hours to here

we spend a few days here

then we go to japan

shipping to china has always been insane expensive for me

so i avoid it

it's funny how cheap postage is in china

but I guess it's all subsidised in order to promote merchantry

shoo shoo, Co-Producer of Batlanta stinky chinky

posted my review 8) btfo photoshop

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Shoo

Welcome <@194188157321871360>!

Welcome @Psicrest!

whats the best chink shit that is made from tears of chinese kid laborers?

Welcome <@155840598253764608>!

Uh... everything in walmart?

Welcome @kharliahdragon!

Hey @Deleted User

it's snug hedgehog btw

Does anyone have the image where gearbest asks people to shill on 4chan?

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There's some cheap shit on sale in about 13 hours. I think the coupon codes will only be on this site. https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/276841

what the fug

only slept 2 hours tonight after being up for 26 hours. now everything feels surreal as fuck.

Welcome <@224197051301232641>!

shoo shoo, TrAsh stinky chinky

Re-Creating that Chinkdeals room

Cool

So they dont drown in the chattery

@cathy is "remind me X days" style of script possible for out bots

would be neat for those deals

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@Tervy

why in the world

deals are too short to deserve their own text channel

they belong in the thread

true that i dont read thread that much (once per day not even that always)

The discord is not a replacement for the thread.

ofc it aint

Yeah but it always had a hot deals channel

They can go here too

So it isn't spread thin over channels

shoo shoo, chinky stinky chinky

shoo shoo, chinkysmile stinky chinky

shoo shoo, Darkmode stinky chinky

Welcome <@247371862793781249>!

shoo shoo stinky chinky

shoo shoo, stinky chinky

good evening

Evening

Welcome @PopeUrban!

mornin :^)

nimen hao

http://i.imgur.com/oAiCQr7.png

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

ni shi yige bu hao ren!

@shadowedROM Not tested it, but I don't see why it wouldn't.

tfw no chink shit to buy

>buying chink shit for the sake of buying chink shit

I wanna get an obscene logo made http://www.fredlake.com/category/designer-layouts-for-embossers/ so I can stamp all my important documents with obscene lineart

chinkshit metalcasting corporate stamps when

Welcome @MNK!

Hello fellow chinese merchandise lovers

你好嗎

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wrbjahfg8RM

@MNK Welcome friend !To a Great Shopping Adventure, with your friends in China

please to be leaving 10 star review

so i tried to make custom earplugs with chink clay

it worked pretty well except for the fact that isolation is completely garbage so they're useless

you can get chink sugru?

i ordered some

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

it takes a month to get here

i hope i didnt get ear cancer

uhm guys... what is the lewd bot for?

@MNK for lewd stuff 8)

for NTRing your waifu, fam

chink sugru sounds pretty good

its for <#189811441174446080>

i have some real sugru

its alright

the weird part is that the chink clay i used doesnt even feel like clay

it feels like foam

they airate it kek

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

like cheap ice cream

hey

hey

come in and join the glories chat

no

raid and kill

8)

http://cdn.che.moe/rgovkf.png

/csg/ today if they were not b&

Why was SDH banned though?

Underage?

Oh right. Yeah

@Windatica ?

I think it was cause he was circle jerking cat

^

@Windatica I just wanted to tell you how much I love your avatar

Hey babe

heck yea dude

Laying in bed hell yeah dude

Me everydat

lazy sunday indeed

i slept 11 hrs