or, you know, better hibernation

wow wtf, where is the green car emoji

too bad u only get the red

rip

yeah basically i'd put something besides windows on here but the support on linux and android is nonexistant so wew fuck

what do u have

... it's a stream 7. or do you mean what do I have in my house in general

would you like an inventoried csv or xls file

nah i got u its a tablet

along with mac addresses and ip addresses

lol

ok sir

i bought this thing intentionally to fuck around with metro and windows tbh

can i get a csv of your name, address, and ssn? thanks

lol

william dickbutt\t11 state st, new york new york 10011\tlolfuckyou

looks good to me boss

inb4 that's tsv

feel free to mail chink shit to my building fam

idk address seems iffy

bad nieghborhood those dickbutts live in

maybe my package will be stolen

yeah can't trust all the chinese around here

so chinks dont do black friday, but any US vendors doing black friday for chink goods?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

maybe the more western-targeted ones

like superlux

just buy from amazon

and ship it to china

reverse e-packet

shipping from china is easy, shipping to china is hard

they always lose shit

funny how that works

arent you supposed to be in japan?

i was going to buy a bunch of xiaomi meme bands and ship them to us for xmas gifts but if theres good deals on stuff in america, ill just order anbd ship it that way

nah m yfriends are arriving in 2 hours to here

we spend a few days here

then we go to japan

shipping to china has always been insane expensive for me

so i avoid it

it's funny how cheap postage is in china