try to unscrew shit with your knife

You're only gonna ruin the screws

And fuck it up completely

welp yea

ordered a kit

ill try sometime later

>tfw new chink tablet comes in tomorrow

cant wait

what tablet is it?

which one

iwork10 ultimate

only feature missing is full usb slot, only has micro

neat

Those are pentalobe screws aren't they

Disassembling iphones is a complete nightmarew

it's not worth it

They're glued down

Get a proper precision kit

Even with the right tools

it fucking sucks

t. person who's tried it

ifixit has guides

No doubt but if your phone is dead either you sell it or fix it

But you have to be SO careful because the screen and digitizer are wafer thin and spiderweb really fast.

just gonna replace the battery

I tried repairing an original iPhone2G before and it suuuucks; otoh, the 5 and 5s are extremely serviceable

it's an iphone 5

Yes, but replacing the whole battery means taking the whole thing apart.

No

Battery is easy to get to

Screen is not

Huh. Let me see.

https://www.ifixit.com/Guide/iPhone+5+Battery+Replacement/10587

iPhone 5 is just undo two screws , remove back cover and you have access to the battery

According to this you have to remove the front.

Probably

Actually

Servicing i-products is suffering

You have to remove one piece of metal with 3 screws

It's been years so

Forgive if my memory is shit

well i might aswell try when i get the tools

Also, at least it's doable

rrrr

angery

i am angery

either i get a phone with a possibly working battery that i can give away or sell

If the battery was soldered down or something it would be fucking retarded

or it stays broken

Does the power button work on it

Those always fail on the 5's

well the whole phone works but the battery is terrible

shuts down after 10 min or so

Just be patient the first time you remove the cover

Use soft plastic tools

Old credit cards etc

After the first time the cover comes off easy

You can buy replacement Phillips screws if you don't like the pentalobe

This is because, well, the stuff inside can and will fail

idevice suckage

So if you're gonna repair you should sell the thing to someone you don't like

If you're gonna give away then be prepared to repair it again

Or use it as a backup phone if it's unlocked

what are good adapters for the bm 800?

adapters?

uwot

the 3,5 to usb adapter thing to provide the needed 5v

or can a soundcard do the same? im noob

that is a soundcard technically

but i get you

depends on your onboard soundcard though

most people get the USB soundcards becasue they dont have a microphone jack

best one to get is the UGREEN one though

since the cheap ones suck

and somakes kill

honestly either way, onboard OR usb both suck

i have realtek something onboard

if it has AGC then it should be at least functional

should i get a internal soundcard? or do it have to be a external one

doesnt matter

usb ones are usually cheaper though

but if you have a microphone jack you dont need one either way unless you dont have AGC

ok how do i know if i have AGC

you on windows?

yes

go into your recording devices by right clicking on your sound icon in the toolbar

then rightclick on the device you'd use with the mic port and hit properties

then go into the custom tab and see if AGC is listed

or potentially some other propriatary gain control

i have windows in german, translated there is a levler

improvements and more

probably inprovements

there are 2 checkboxes for reverberation suppression and noise suppression

no AGC then i guess

dunno if there are drivers to add it though

what is the difference? https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-New-Ugreen-USB-3-5mm-External-Audio-Sound-Card-Micphone-Earphone-Adapter-Jack-3-5mm/32722967327.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.12.ef01ju&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_3_10065_10068_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10060_10061_10062_10056_10037_10055_10054_10059_10032_10078_10079_10077_10073_10070_10052_423_10050_10051,searchweb201603_1&btsid=3c604f8b-eed5-442c-893e-bf9d7fa9f57e and this https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-External-USB-to-3D-Audio-USB-Sound-Card-Adapter-7-1-Channel-Professional-Microphone-Headset/32672501980.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.67.zUW6fB&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_3_10065_10068_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10060_10061_10062_10056_10037_10055_10054_10059_10032_10078_10079_10077_10073_10070_10052_423_10050_10051,searchweb201603_1&btsid=459b8e21-0361-411d-b741-5e7721b15674

and this https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Professional-External-USB-Sound-Card-Channel-5-1-7-1-Optical-Audio-Card-Adapter-for/32558877207.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.148.zUW6fB&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_3_10065_10068_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10060_10061_10062_10056_10037_10055_10054_10059_10032_10078_10079_10077_10073_10070_10052_423_10050_10051,searchweb201603_1&btsid=459b8e21-0361-411d-b741-5e7721b15674

the first one's a fake

the second one is probably a SOMAKE which kills your devices

so should i get the original first one or the third one

holy fuc the meizu pro 7 looks good

https://i.4cdn.org/g/1479309257739.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/WPrrRoJ.png

that shit will snap off so fast

it's cute

i dont think its permanent

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/eyJ1cmwiOiJodHRwczovL2kuNGNkbi5vcmcvZy8xNDc5MzA5MjIyNjU0LnBuZyJ9.ZFoivXG6JAf0GfyYiDzoOvOjqS4

it'd still snap off ez as fucc

if youre tryna take a photo and drop your phone

then rip

about to order a DW rep, had to chat the seller up and ask for fakes lmao

That's the problem with newer smartphones

my knockoff umaru came today

ew

I don't like weeb stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaSsuZC6vEg

looks like shit

yeah its not great but its fine

Why does it look liek shit

becaus its a knock off

it just looks like a weeb character

i mean whats the difference between the original

better paint, better fittings, better detail

it cost me 7 bucks, im not complaining

tfw get shit battery life in phones because of MUH THIN when everyone just uses a case because you're fragile as fuck

👌

@Deleted User because it doesn't look like the original

Didn't check to see if it's the correct seller

price is practically the same

not expecting anything special

the instructions from some chink building blocks i got

it's usually just some gimmic

@kaetaa go back to your own channel

yeah AMA xD

i didnt suggest my own channel. im primarily here to discuss chink shit

cause i love it

yeah im rolling in the stacks

i dont mind educating people on china or having open discussions on travel. ive enjoyed the talks on the kther channel for sure

i just like chink shit haha. im not here to e-celeb. like i said, i didnt ask for the channel

got my chink cable management stuff

@couri love the keycaps

Thanks, I tried my best to fit the keyboard in the shot.

@couri Are you a trap?

more of a girly looking twink

:^)

So yes?

I guess

The keycaps tell a lot

what do mine say about me

Autism

😂

sounds about right

you could get some blanks

taihao are good quality keycaps but for that price it's a little more expensive than ive seen them go for

That's the seller I bought my switches from

@Deleted User what keyboard do you have

Welcome <@248855145247539202>!

check massdrop

they ussually have good keycap deals

something like 8 euros is fine

for good quality keycaps

I still need to fix my model m. the z key broke on it, and unicomp charges 20 dollars to ship 1 replacement spring

or i can risk it and buy a model f off of taobao

no they just are selling used ones

and unicomp is the company that stil makes buckling spring keyboards

https://world.taobao.com/item/16607086936.htm

hello friends

i have secured a02/x02 firmware

victory to america

Cute keyboard! @couri

Hello friend

Your order is in the sorry

Thank you for shopping with us please add to our list of favourite stores

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

best regards

@Windatica Link, I have 2 Ruizus coming from 11.11

And also something I have to know about them: Do they have a hard song limit regardless of storage?

My current player does and it sucks.

its in the thread

Cheers moight

http://images.agptek.us/image/A02-update-7-28.zip

Welcome <@248870400337903616>!

shoo shoo, Poorfag stinky chinky

http://store.steampowered.com/app/469820/

The hottest new meme game

shoo shoo, Korv stinky chinky

what is ioffer? they have a shit ton of knockoff stuff and it looks like a bunch of people use the website but ive never heard of it

Only one way to find out

/g/ is all about experimenting.

CSG is anyway.

http://www.ioffer.com/i/hot-ray-2140-ban-2140-men-womens-628740627?i=357448539

Knockoff Raybans

there really should be a retro ebay techshit thing

tpg is kinda a very specific kind of that

someone mentioned HP elitebooks

but stuff like old 24 port cisco switches to old HP/Agilent benchtop oscillators and multimeters belong there

I'm sorry, what website is this?

I dig that kind of stuff.

I need to get my hands on an old motherboard to stuff into an old case I have

for lels

Comfy kinda touches on retro stuff but I've been blogposting about that kinda thing here basically (i should get a blog / set up a wiki)

same

Add to the Gentoomen wiki

im intimidated by the wiki

It has a csg bit

the format really throws me off

it reads more like a blog than a wiki

yeh

it's disorganized but such is the nature of wikis

being a wikiadmin is full time jerb

i made an account earlier but i decided to hold back on any updates

but yeah i'll work off gentoomen

is there any guide for writing shit

honestly /g/ should just be cool generals

So wait what's this tgp

there's a thinkpad general

/tpg/

oh rip

chinkshit segues into it

because we often buy chinkshit to rice our thinkpads

but same with other stuff honestly

One day I'll own a thinkpad

dude just srsly do it

Or not because IBM is DEAD

x220/t is god tier

^

I have two lol

typing on one now

Tfw I now have a real Chink waifu irl

nice having a little computer in every room so the NSA can spy on my lewd behavior

do packages come out of her pussy

A qt exchange student that teaches me Chinese and I teach her German

Kek

Can she sell me some cheap ruizus?

friendzoned

by a chink

She was amazed I had a xiaomi phone

owie

Just purge her and get another

Like any chink shit

Ayy, that was the reason I got to know her in the first place

I signed up for language exchange at uni

pics

Kek

We helped each other with pronunciation for like an hour sitting by the lake and then we got coffee and talked

so is your zhongwen leveled up nao

you can talk to ali sellers in their native tongue

2-3 days friend