yeah

"high" functioning

But it's also not a thing anymore

^

I heard about that, they stopped using it

idk im on the super mild side

im like just tard enough

we had a kid with aspergers in class

>Canadian doctors in charge of using correct terms

he never talked to people

but other than that he was all normal

i never shut up

i always talk

The diagnosis book got rid of all autism related things and just calls it autism spectrum disorder now

yeah that's gay

>tfw clinton is still winning

fucking

kms

that's super gay

there's such an ambiguity of diagnosis for it now it's better to just use the blanket term

anyone but hillary for president tbh

we had an autistic kid in my class whose parents insisted on him not getting diagnosed officially

6 days

so that he could be in a normal class

that means that when someone says autisim they could mean me or screeching whale kid

Also now kids in the US are screened at 2 years old so there's way more diagnosis now

oh well idc

i wish i was normal but

oh well

I wish I got diagnosed officially when I was a kid

tbh i would have probably been diagnosed as an autist as a kid

i think thats true for a fair handful tho

i was diagnosed at like 3 and then again last year

since everyone is so happy to like 'over diagnose'

so im confirmed tard

Tbh the more people who are diagnosed the less of a stigma it will have

There is no diagnosis possible after 2-ish years

im still gonna make fun of autistic children

Not official diagnosis

in canada there is

i went to a 5 week long mental examination

last winter

thats pretty autistic

yeah its bc i kept getting in trouble

a 5 week long?

So Canada doesn't use the DSM?

with the law and school and shit so they sent me there to figure out what kinda tard i was

was it like a concentration camp

yeah it was actually

nice

we were never allowed to leave

gas the socially inept tbh

or go on the computer

^

or anything

rude

>not allowed to go on the computer

we were given radios and books

sounds hellish

If we gassed the socially inept I could start up the podcast again

that was it

The biggest autist in my class has hair down to his neck and a massive neck beard that looks like it hasn't been shaved in a year

books are great though

we had a wii with no games

According to the internet Canada uses the DSM

He just walks up behind you and stares

and we were allowed to watch tv once a day for like 30 mins

Which doesn't include any diagnosis for children older than 2 or so

and we were only given one plate of food three times a day with no snacks

that sounds like it'd weed out some kind of mental disorder in just about anyone

horrible place for a fat kid who only talks to people online

kek

everything was locked down

mark send me a fullsize of ur cat pic

we had 2 hours a day we had to sit in our small ass rooms and we werent allowed out

did you have music

and we had to PAY to use the phone but we only got 5 bucks a week

only a shitty alarm clock radio that played one station

sounds like some kind of mental hospital

thats gay

so yeah

id sneak in my xduoo and monks

was shitty

or some shit

rectally

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they strip search you

literally

RECTALLY

RECTALLY LMAO

sounds like some kind of jail

everytime you go in or out each person gets searched

CONDOM IT

They want to touch autistic kids

yeah dude probably

Autistic kids don't know what is happening

Free fugg

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was horrible

mark you were the frog kid weren't you

definetly a mental hospital

not anything else

it was kindof one yeah

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like it was a mental evaluation

@mepsi How come you ended up there

so i was in a house with 5 other tards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzLF59_3RnY
this is mark

bc i got arrested

and expelled

What for lol

in the same month

uh vandalism and a few other things

he stole nuggies

and i dont remember what i was expelled for

seriously

Jesus man

my group home locked up my skateboard so i had a tard rage and smashed the fucking door down

justified

so are you a functioning member of society now?

pretty much

im loaded full of meds so

thats stupid

im p normal

does cheap chinese technology cure autismo

Tbh sounds like you were in for something other than autism

i still do graffiti and obsessive about shit but

Like autism + bipolar disorder

like im still very much autistic but im more normal than i used to be

yeah im bipolar too

diagnosed with bipolar autisim depression adhd anxiety

makes a bit more sense then

probably should be diagnosed with schizophrenia but i refuse to take more meds so i dont tell anyone

Ya, you wouldn't be locked up for autism

Bipolar definitely

I know a girl who was locked up for being bipolar

Schizos don't usually get diagnosed until 16-22 so I'm sure they'll be on the lookout for it

i have auditory hallucinations

talked to her one day and apparently she went to the bathroom later and tried to kill herself

with meds

ive had them for years

she got taken to a mental hospital for like 2 months

Schizos don't GENERALLY show symptoms until 16-22, but obv there's always exceptions

You should probably get it checked out, I know the medication probably hella sucks but shizophrenia can get really scary really fast, man

^

yep totally

you're not gonna be harming yourself

you're gonna be harming everyone around you if it gets bad

remember folks, up the street not across the road!

down the street.

lol

Nobody cuts up the street

never cut towrds yourself

^

idk ever since i was a kid id hear voices talking to me

calling my name asking me shit

Half measures, just use a table saw like a man

its weird as fuck

sorry man

hmmmmmmm

sometimes it gets worse than others

Get it checked out man

didnt ali have cancer cure drugs?

Nooo Mark

You're the chosen one

@Adam W is chinese bleach a thing

Do what the voices tell you to do

Don't need cure for autism, tbqhfam

kek

Need cure for Normies

Yeahh!!!!

Kill all normies!!!

a final solution?

Need a vaccine for autism

I'm probably gonna turn into a normie in a few years

my country has obligatory military service

RIP

@Transience#0182 but vaccines cause autism

they'll "make me into a man"

Nah you're good, I was in the military

actually I'm due to march

And still autistic

lol

Hey at least I won't have to go to the military cause america doesn't draft like Lithu

I'll probably be a fighter too which sucks

could have gotten accepted into the inteligence department but I was too smug

what do you think about conscription?

and autistic

Us marine corps here, if anything it made me more autistic

be a heli pilot

I mean

I would think the army leaves you with some good experience for later in life

I don't know

But

sounds selfish but I'm scared of dying

I really don't know anything about it

Tbh it did 'grow me up' or whatever kinda

I also live in a country with active fighting so

there's a good chance

Like I didn't give as much of a shit about small things anymore

But then again that could just be because I left all my classmates and shit behind

come what may, do something you'll be remembered for and there's no reason to be afraid of dying

im gonna buy all the chink shit

I don't think I've really grown up

I mean I'm only 16

@Aerkusa someone told me that tbh

So that's natural

I just keep chasing some fucking dream of pro gamer dude

will you guys remember me for my shit cancer videos if I die/suicide?

yah sure

if you suicide yes

cool

I dunno, sometimes. Maybe

if you don't, then no

Like if I see an old alarm clock

or a Bmeme-800?

forever when i see birbs

I might be like: remember that one autistic fuck trying to force YouTube celebrity status

I'm 18 and I'm due to March, right now the choice is between being a fighter or a tech guy in a fighting zone

I had a bmeme-800 way before I found csg

So probably not sorry bro

Fighter?

do you really need phantom power for these

But definitely the Chinese diamond alarm clock

yah

in the military

ye

Oh shit

@Iddo Where do you live, anyways?

That's F grade job

How long are you serving?

@literally the nogger I'm American in the sense that it's my native language and all

Low pay, high risk

but I have Israeli citizenship

Oh shit

Ooooh shit

oh

:^)

GOYIM

You should be marketer

LOL

God damn

Economy studies are for you my friend

Just get into programming

ez cash

lol i know right

Us dumb goys will pay for anything these days

I don't give much of a shit since I'm agnostic

it's all memes to me

EDGEE