all the chinkshit worth buying

daed

how

cuase

china isnt producing fast enough

cheap chinkshit

new chink shit gets made all the time

we've bought everything worth buying

the only innovator is Xiaomi

plenty of untested product out there waiting to be discovered by csg anons

with their laptops

and DSLRs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gvExPRukXs

woah this is cool

too bad the list of games are shit

>Galaxy S7 sets on fire in flight

>causes plane to have an emergency landing

GOOKED

Galaxy S7 is the perfect companion for jihads

They won't confiscate your phone bomb

>galaxy s7

mate galaxy s7 doesnt explode

the note 7 does

Wow

That looks cool @Jignx

If only there was a pocket console that could emulate both nes and snes games

That would be my dreeam

saem

My dream console would be something more like a vita, with the power of something like a 1070m

Not wanting to emulate every old console..

And then being able to play it

In your hands...

And to put it in your pocket.

I would like to emulate every old console

but

but I can already do that with my phone

(to an extent)

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1-x-Gold-Plated-Bitcoin-Coin-Collectible-BTC-Coin-Art-Collection-Gift-Physical-S127/32600376495.html

Yeah

But phones get so fucking hot

saem

New chinkshit

But my battery is too low right now

Oh shit

Dude

How is that usb port?

How is it?`

Has anyone ever bought keyboard cases from chinks?

I'm thinking of getting a plastic case for my 60%

one thing you do need is 2 ampers power supply

@couri dude lemme know what one you are looking at, I want one

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Genuine-original-Anne-Pro-compact-keyboard-base-seat-60-mechanical-keyboard-shell-plastic-frame-case-gaming/32706651828.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10056_10065_10055_10068_10054_10069_10059_10073_10017_10070_10060_10061_10052_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_4&btsid=048c28e2-5085-4d68-80bc-424d664f072a

i was looking at something like this

Ok I'm very impressed

Without external power it can handle 4 usb and a portable HDD

noice

Ok it got even better

All port populated without external power

I can't picutre it since I pulled the sd card from my phone to use another port

Will test if data transfer works

from left to right, 16gb MINISEAS, 16gb dick smith electronics, 64gb serminial, 750gb seagate, 2 x 64gb mixza (shark and monkey) 2000gb WD

Here is proof

I'm testing with a 935MB zip file all copy at the same time

Without external power, only the portable HD choked

dece

link?

USB 3.0 drives run at 80MB/s, USB 2.0 drives run at 15-20MB/s

Retesting now with a larger file with external power

is 4chan down for everyone else

Is working fine here

http://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/56941912#p56941912

nvm apparantly just the main site is down

the boards are fine

k

Withexternal power, all drives are working

Post it in the thread dude

Yes yes I will

looks neato btw

link / https://www.aliexpress.com/item/ORICO-H7013-U3-V1-High-Speed-New-7-Ports-HUB-With-USB-3-0-Easy-Your/32362125655.html

I got it for USD$15 with a coupon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWSzcvVs8As

OMG

The seller keeps pinging me on AliExpress app to check my order alerts

thanks nz post

ñz pœßt ßërvìçè

Best service

Btw, the multiple order alerts were for the orico thing I got this morning

Are those automatic alerts or* the seller sending order messages?

26-54 days to europe, 13-27 days to NZ, how is this allowed?

Order alerts

Like 5 within one minuye

eu is cuckked we are buddies with china

JUST buy our country up china

Even postnl is faster, and that still goes through Europe

I wonder if that's true

Oh you bet

My power bank went through PostNL

Took 2 weeks

which power bank?

was that gearbest?

Gear best

still waiting for something shipped from GB on 23 sep

hopefully it comes soon

not even close

tfw my chinky pbt keycaps come in soon

they are in florida

What am I in for when I buy a $6 backpack?

you get a $6 backpack

Small and thin, but hopefully not too small or too thin

What's the cheapest do you guys think I can go for a "normal" backpack.

No drawstring fabric emoji shit, no small form factors.

What do you plan to use it for?

Just carrying around miscellaneous things.

EDC, I guess.

I'm pondering possibly getting a laptop bag.

But that's a maybe.

If you're willing to spend around $30 usd

Tigernu makes great Incase clones

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/2015-new-Minimalism-Waterproof-Aluminium-Alloy-Laptop-High-Quality-Backpack-Casual-waterproof-canvas-bag-shoulder-computer/513479_2050966034.html

This one is sort of edging faggotry.

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/2015-New-Designed-Brand-Cool-Urban-Backpack-Men-Unisex-Light-Slim-Minimalist-Fashion-Backpack-Women-14/513479_32441064640.html

@Freeman I wouldn't recommend spending 6 dollars for a backpack, shit is going to breakdown

Good point, I'll check these out, then.

If anybody else has any other recommendations for bags, just lemme know and I can weigh up which one'd be best for me.

Thanks, guys.

I'm not big into chink bags but if you ever need info on fountain pens, I'm your guy.

Alright, awesome.

Just ordered these
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-ship-Jinhao-Positive-Attitude-fountain-pen-599A-Symphony-Series-iridium-pen/32583289041.html

Dear god

So cheap

I wish I could write pretty

I mean you can always try to improve

@Yun Any pen reccomendations?

Chink pens?

Or actual.

@Replenish I spent the summer practicing cursive. You can find a lot of guides online.

@couri This is the starter pen for most people. https://www.amazon.com/Pilot-Metropolitan-Collection-Fountain-91111/dp/B00KRPFD96/ref=sr_1_1?s=office-products&ie=UTF8&qid=1475727033&sr=1-1&keywords=pilot+metropolitan

@Replenish The pens I linked before are clones of these http://www.gouletpens.com/lamy-safari-fountain-pen-charcoal-extra-fine/p/LMY-L17EF

tyvm sir~

wut you recco for a converter

for that lamy

i haz safari but idk if that shape would feel gud wit chink prastic; the high end feel comes from the weird exotic plastic ze germans use in the real thing

how cheap are chink powerbanks anyways?

dam those backpacks look cool

ive been lookin for an edc bag for a while now

about 16 for powerbanks

Hey goys, I bought this https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Mini-bluetooth-earphones-headset-single-wireless-ear-buds-headphones-tiny-sports-headset-Earphones-voice-control-handsfree/32699083889.html?spm=2114.13010608.0.0.Gz1KIf

Just came in, super great earpiece

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/cool-bag/32432072794.html this bag looks cool too, pretty much perf for my non-work needs

>when the customs tell you that your package has illegal content

like what

Like drones with batteries

like memes

memes are illegal in china

China is a meme

China is a meme gone way too far

Like when an Australian shitposts and you answer

if you answer too often and start taking him serious, it goes too far

and that's how China exists

So you're not getting your quadcopter then

it's here in Switzerland but they say that the batteries aren't allowed to be shipped this way

I'm not exactly sure what this means since it has now already been shipped

hmm k

I think it'll still be delivered then

should be fine since you're swiss

I'm not Swiss, I'm Italian. But I have a legal permanent residence permit and a clean register

still

I guess in worst case, I'll get a fine for that

located in switzerland

should be fine

Is it usual to get charged custom fees when buying from ching sellers

or do they usually evade it

It depends on your country. Switzerland is one of the few countries to have an FTA with China.

I'm UK based

Does the UK have an FTA with China?

we might do soon...

If yes, you only pay your country's VAT in the height of the good's value

thanks brexit

UK will be fan

fine*

once art. 50 gets triggered

they'll make sure to copy paste every current EU law and make it UK

that way you technically haven't even left the EU

Basically the UK government becomes an average web dev?

Copy paste from existing systems and call it yours?

yup

Same thing happened to the Netherlands when the majority voted against ever becoming apart of the EU back in the 2000s

copy pasted EU laws, called it their own

somehow still assimilated into the EU and adopts the Euro

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/oct/01/theresa-may-to-propose-great-repeal-bill-to-unwind-eu-laws

The pledge by the prime minister means the UK will leave the EU by spring 2019, before the next general election, with the prime minister also announcing plans for a “great repeal bill” to incorporate all EU regulations in UK law as soon as Brexit takes effect.

is banggood decent?

the name should tell you enough

it's banggood

amen

Hello, fellow chink-shitters

>you can use emojis in github's commit messages

coworkers will hate me

http://www.theverge.com/2016/10/6/13183800/volvo-car-to-car-communications-driver-warning

what do you guys think of botnets being in cars now

normies will drool over it

If the bag I end up buying off Ali ends up being any good, who would I need to get into contact with to get it onto the InstallGentoo Wiki in case anyone else wants to get one?

bag?

I was here earlier today asking what kinda bag I should get.

oh like laptop bag?

Possibly, yeah.

I was looking for like, $6 bags and that was advised against.

been rockin a bag thats been around since the late 90s

Nice.

got qt gf lads

ive broken the beta barrier

doesnt count if shes online

@here Which one of you fuckers is this?

Danny Devito

shes not online

shes from my school

someone i can actually fugg

Are you fucking her now?

balls deep while buying stuff from aliexpress

are you gonna buy her aliexpress lingerie

might need one of these mate

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1PC-Free-Shipping-Penis-Enlargement-Penis-Sleeve-Sex-Products-Penis-Extender-4-Models-Optional-Sex-Toys/32313302067.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10056_10065_10068_10055_10054_10069_10059_10073_10017_10071_10070_10060_10061_10052_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_7&btsid=3a6e2fac-b091-47ef-b291-438f1ceae380

jfc

HI

hi

Unicode bomb | git commit

@chains I thought general advice was to not buy things from aliexpress to put your dick in, lest you get cancer

does anyone know where to get a bm800 on aliexpress

like if anyone got a link

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Free-shipping-ISK-BM-800-condenser-Microphone-professional-recording-microphone-music-create-broadcast-and-studio-microphone/816277_1469383418.html

that do?

boi 71€

lmao

one second

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/100-Original-Brand-ISK-BM800-BM-800-Condenser-Microphone-With-Shock-Mount-for-Sound-Studio-Recording/1241205_32265737701.html

that one's 60

Ask @StickyDonutHoles

he still has the link to a $13 BM800

oh fuck

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/BM-800-High-Quality-Professional-Condenser-Sound-Recording-Microphone-with-Shock-Mount-for-Radio-Braodcasting-Singing/32427795461.html

oh boi

tis the one

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/eyJ1cmwiOiJodHRwOi8vaS5pbWd1ci5jb20vTjFhejZzVC5wbmcifQ.VdTYeZ1WCbhwWVWAADJaYEMTqB0

don't forget to get an arm and a pop filter