Xiaomi Typewriter when

>british red cross

fucking nurses

God dammit Aliexpress, why dont you have any good S7 cases you fucks.

cog in the bottom left next to the chatbox

!play https://youtu.be/ckMvj1piK58

:^)

top class british songs m8

Bassline

!play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHiM8Fanus

!play google.cum

!skip

🍆💦🍑

>order VR headset from DD4.com

>three days later, still not dispatched

these fucking chinks

gonna give them till Wednesday then do a Paypal chargeback the fuckers

enjoy having your customs label saying "baby mouth sex toy"

rrrreeeee, Aliexpress keeps removing replica watche

theyre dim as fuck and not worth using

ive had one

chink football shirts are pretty good

got myself a Germany national team one

took 4 days to arrive

http://www.dd4.com/goods/VR-BOX-2.0-Cardboard-VR-Virtual-Reality-3D-Glasses-with-Bluetooth-Remote-Control-for-3.5-to-6.0-Inch-Smartphone_88801.html

there we go

>£5 for headset and remote

my headset was dispatched this morning, ill find out in two weeks if i was chinked

if i was, Paypal dispute-o

are the xiaomi pens any good

vibrate when you get notifications on your phone

a

and uses the NFCchip for android pay

etc

chinks dispatch my shit thanks

I bought an 8gb shark card to go in my R4 DS,

notbad

most times ive ordered from gearbest it arrives within like 10 days

im waiting for Zircons from Gearbest

ID-24017 Pretty Who Is Raped Pies Gangbang Seeding Until Hallam Oak

no

Theresa May

British Prime Minister

well theresa may is pretty much hitler

she wants to implement a snoopers charter, so the government can see everything youve ever looked at online for the safety of the public

tempted to buy a chink knockoffwatch http://www.dhgate.com/product/2016-new-fashion-silver-gold-brand-watches/389914138.html#minicart-1-null

also £5 VR headset and remote http://www.dd4.com/goods/VR-BOX-2.0-Cardboard-VR-Virtual-Reality-3D-Glasses-with-Bluetooth-Remote-Control-for-3.5-to-6.0-Inch-Smartphone_88801.html

https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ulSjwfvy6ws/V8vjO45GHQI/AAAAAAAAEvY/P9rAe3FOKuI3ay_GdhvI9u5Di5mgdIBAgCLcB/s400/IMG_2860.JPG

they get charged per weight of parcel rather than number of parcels

so theyd rather have 10 seperate 50g parcels

than one 500g parcel

largest buttplug you can use on Chaturbate/myfreecams is 4 inches wide

so not even camgirls can use it

http://i.imgur.com/5jy0jk8.jpg

im tempted tobuy some knockoff jordans from china

ordered a watch from DHGate

"After your payment is confirmed, if the seller doesn’t complete dispatch of your order within the processing time and this leads to your order being cancelled, you’ll be compensated with US $20-30 on top of your refund."

wow dhgate processed my transaction immediately

unlike Aliexpress that takes like 6 hours

wot

http://www.dhgate.com/

working in the UK

ordered a watch with a metal link band

then ordered a link remover from aliexpress for 50p

fuck spending £8 to have a watchmaker remove some links

on a £10watch

come on china, send my stuff

I've got a watch link remover, watch, watch tool, touchscreen gloves, earbuds, zircon nanos, phone case, stuffed eevee, VR headset, and a bag sealer coming from china

hurry up chinkychinks

17track app is so useful

Your Aliexpress order has been dispatched

two orders left to be dispatched

come on stinky chinky

cause i have a galaxy s7

ive been on fibre since 2004

whats it like living in the past america

oy vey

itll take like three weeks to arrive anyway

why not just wait a week

only two orders left tobe dispatched, get to work Mr Chang

Chink knockoff watch dispatched, along with link remover

all my chink stuffis now dispatched

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-New-Original-AUGLAMOUR-RX-1-In-Ear-Earburd-Flat-Head-Plug-Go-Pro-Full-Metal/32698700707.html

>not owning aztec rune earbuds

i wear a mexican girl on my dick everynight

http://boards.4chan.org/pol/

its all gone

http://www.gearbest.com/kys/pp_17898.html

i want to order some random shit, but all the cheap shit on the randomizer is trash

http://www.banggood.com/Xiaomi-Ethernet-Cable-Cat-6-RJ45-1000Mbps-24K-Gilded-Premium-3M-p-1035683.html

>not using Xiaomi ethernet cables

http://www.gearbest.com/smartwatch-accessories/pp_393829.html?wid=21

yeah im gonna need that for all the explosions i getin while wearing a fitness band

why does it just look like a Galaxy note 3

front is near identical to the Note 3

>open 17track app and refresh tracking

>we've detected abnormal usage

if theyre both free, theyre both the same

its just the illusion of choice

both will be sent by Chinapost