That's pretty good

Now I just search and go full jew mode

Yeah I wouldn't advise going full chink on one

Get behringer

My chink one didn't work great over time

Inconsistent power

Alright, I just gotta save up, though.

USB adapter in the box will get you by

If they include one

Sometimes they don't

But It's white

But good thing that they have it

White is right

Alright

Found it for 29 eur

BM800 AUTIST?

Oh shit

That's you

Might as well let people know

Yeah

What meme is this?

Chink condenser microphone

It doesn't work well out of the box so I made videos to help

Now I'm that guy

why would you condense chinks?

Good quality sound through their yellow skin

It's a good meme, best microphone you can get for the price

But is better than all the western mics!

?*

Like yeti or whatever

Better than Yeti

No professional voice actor recommends USB mics

They don't have the quality of sound required

If Ark were here he'd go into it, he does voice work

Blue mics took off because they're plug and play

Plus twitch streamers use them

nice name @Deleted User

Thanks

Sticky, you wouldn't see a vocalist on stage holding a blue Yeti but they could get by with a bm-800

That's what professional means to me

More applications other than vidya

Good studio sound innit

Actually been meaning to buy sound dampening foam off ali

shouldn't this be in <#231789074107596800>

Probably but no one is awake

Who else /expecting chink shit/ today?

I don't know what to order

what should I order

also

I got the maga cap

I've used it in school every dat

day*

Mine never turned up

Damn chinks

after I got it

so many triggered hillary supporters

Do you have a pro-Trump alt-right gf yet?

no

Peperina

I dont know any female trump supporters

also I bought like 5 more caps

reselling them

Gotta start a movement

tru

I got an insect trap from Gaybest

But we found the source of a fly outbreak

So now it's pointless

A potato fell behind the kitchen cabinet and turned to mush

Once we cleaned it up, all the flies disappeared

>chink shit becoming pointless en route to your house

Erry time

Careful with those chinese fly traps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtXmsxRdiUw

I don't think it takes power in

Solar powered

I'll investigate, I'd hang it outside anyway

Lure those faggots away

Neewer also has some neat accessories for BMeme mics

not sure why that link broke

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Neewer-Black-Archy-Recording-Studio-Microphone-Mask-Shield-UD-20-/201631705872

also nevermind that

Neewer just rebrands chink shit to have their name

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Dual-Layer-Recording-Microphone-Mic-Windscreen-Studio-Pop-Filter-Mask-Shield-New-/331732497258

cheapest one

Thought about moving to a pop shield

I think my mic sounds decent as is

https://youtu.be/LJRdGSJiZ_g

at just $2.10 that's not a bad one

Wasn't the point of associating Pepe with /pol/ to ruin him for the normies?

I guess

now they've ruined it for themselves too

Great

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1BdGYNEDMaLJX

kek

Did you see his business plan?

He drew one up

No?

Monetise the "meme lords"

I'll find it

Oh christ

Notch please

More /b/ more /pol/

oh christ

You will see revenue

I will monetise memes

https://youtu.be/M57P8KetmbQ

He's discussing it live right now

Saying how he'll run the site

RIP 4chan tbh

http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1475484192421.jpg

RIP BBC

RIP society

Inb4 TV license vans pull up to evict me

m8, there was a tv licencevan driving past my house the other day, had a massive fucking sattelite radar thing on top

Did any of you ever attempt to order food from chink websites? I'm looking for shaoxing plums

since they're dry, it shouldn't be an issue

Do it faggolar

I live near a Chinese supermarket, doing it online doesn't appeal

Alibaba is probably best for food

Has multiculturalism come to Scotland aswell?

they have a lot of indians

@Deleted User Martin Shekeli is going to doom 4chan

It was already doomed when the 2ch gook came in

And sort of @StickyDonutHoles, we have a lot of Chinese due to the incentives to study here

But not as many Muslims or anything

incentives to study?

Saltire scholarships, Scottish government give them lotsa money to study here

Same with Italians, yanks and Canadians

A lot of my area got torn down and replaced with student housing for chinks

🤔

A lot of the Indians are actually closing their shops and the chinks bought them up

>Be a citizen of Canada, India, Pakistan, USA or the People's Republic of China (Hong Kong also being eligible as it is a Special Administrative Region of China).

baw fuckoff

Pretty interesting

Republic of China is the best China

Yeah there's a few scholarships for different countries

You can live here for 3 years and get free education, some people do that

But then you'd have to live in Scotland kek

scotland is fine

>living on an island

Why would anyone choose to live in Scotland?

because it's better than africa

studying is even better

Mild weather, free education, not many immigrants

Decent scenery

There are so much more exciting and usable alternatives.

>MUH FREE EDUCATIONZ
applies to almost every EU country

What's more exciting?

I lived in Taipei for 2 years and in Kaohsiung for 1

That was actually exciting

>Asian countries

No thanks

>google south africa study scholarship scotland

>he doesn't want to drown in yellowed puss

>only scholarships to study in south africa

why

I don't find yellow attractive

would you ever

I know a few south Africans who are waiting here for the free education kek

waiting?

Yeah

what status are they there on?

Working the 3 years

vacation?

ah

@Noa Language learning stay, probably

but we're english

Nah they speak English

White Africans

Sounds like an Aussie accent almost

:^)

At least that's what my chink gf got when moving to Germany.
>get a 1 year visa for learning German
>pass C1 test
>get student visa

>needing to learn a language
No chinks here speak English

Which is annoying in supermarkets

Take forever at the self-service

>implying German isn't a top-choice language for potential economical benefits

there's nothing wrong with learning German

I mean as a requirement to study

People can study in Germanistan all the want

Ah ok, but that's normal in non-English countries

To study in Germany, they must pass C1 in German if they're BsC students

(except for Computer Science, where B2 is fine, for the majority of Universities)

B2 for computer science kek

It makes sense because most resources to learn are in English anyway

I heard Germany headhunted a bunch of autistic people to work in banking

5000 autists

Because of their skill with math

I don't know about it. How do you come up with that?

I Googled it, a lot of examples

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/may/22/german-it-firm-sap-seeks-autistic-workers

>training up IT professionals

Sides

That's SAP. It's the free choice of a company in a free market to seek for autistic people if they match their needs.

As someone who has worked with SAP in past, I can assure you that their way of working is in fact very autistic.

This also applies to their products.

Wouldn't they run into discrimination issues?

Seems weird to scoop up autistic people but I'm sure it works

But it's not "Germany" looking for them. If I come to Scottland and decide to hire crack addicted prostitutes for PHP programming as a private company, it isn't like "Hurr Scotland hires whores for codemonkeys"

If you advertise for crack addicted prostitutes you'd get a few giggles

But also a lot of applicants

Junkies are rife

What I wanted to tell you is, that it's the choice of a private company

This company is not related to the German government

If I do this, I won't represent any country in it.

You said
>I heard Germany headhunted a bunch of autistic people to work in banking

which is plain wrong

I heard it from a girl I know with Aspergers

She works in the banking system as a financial analyst

But I'm not keen to talk to her much anymore, she's mental

I mean aside from the mental disability

She's hilariously rich now though, I guess it works for her

in Scotland?

Yeah she travels around to help EU wide

I know her because she tried to bang me once then cut herself up when I rejected her

bra shoudlve gone for that dosh

Yeah she wasn't rich then

Should have bet on that sick autismbux

should go for that dosh

>not making money with /csg/

>chinks parting with dosh

I'd be better off getting paid by Amazon

Ali gives you 8% if you shill for them

Didn't bother

Reselling would be dope tho

not by shilling

I usually buy cosmetics, accessories and clothing from China to re-sell it to local shops

Especially the clothing here goes really strong

I used to start with electronics in the very early days of /csg/. Dunno if someone remembers. I used to post how I rebranded the stuff and sold it on the local market

But I got sued too many times for exploding shit, so I switched to non-exploding shit

>sued

U wot

I used to resell chink watches on the dutch equiv of Gumtree

How are you still in possession of a personal computer

@porco sounds cool, how'd you go about rebranding chink shit?

If I got sued once I'd be fucked

@Tribit I used to literally photoblog this on /csg/. I registered a company and a brand, so I made a bit of marketing and made agreements with local shops to sell my brand. It was 99% smartphone accessories

@Deleted User I registered a limited company which then had to "pay" and therefore failed. Since I never quit my actual job nothing happened to me

Also I had a lot of product-insurances

Ah k

Mind reposting some of those blogs on /csg/ again?

I'm at work right now so I don't have access to my own computer but I can see what I still have later

mostly it was just pictures of bulk products and my chink gf putting stickers / packaging it

Sounds like you got some interesting stories

kk

I had meme status for a few threads but not for long

:^)

Haha k

Wew