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2016-10-03 08:12:03 UTC

That's pretty good

2016-10-03 08:12:27 UTC

Now I just search and go full jew mode

2016-10-03 08:13:03 UTC

Yeah I wouldn't advise going full chink on one

2016-10-03 08:13:06 UTC

Get behringer

2016-10-03 08:13:19 UTC

My chink one didn't work great over time

2016-10-03 08:13:45 UTC

Inconsistent power

2016-10-03 08:15:14 UTC

Alright, I just gotta save up, though.

2016-10-03 08:15:45 UTC

USB adapter in the box will get you by

2016-10-03 08:15:54 UTC

If they include one

2016-10-03 08:16:00 UTC

Sometimes they don't

2016-10-03 08:16:41 UTC

But It's white

2016-10-03 08:16:56 UTC

But good thing that they have it

2016-10-03 08:17:11 UTC

White is right

2016-10-03 08:18:30 UTC

Alright

2016-10-03 08:18:36 UTC

Found it for 29 eur

2016-10-03 08:18:44 UTC

BM800 AUTIST?

2016-10-03 08:18:47 UTC

Oh shit

2016-10-03 08:18:49 UTC

That's you

2016-10-03 08:19:00 UTC

Might as well let people know

2016-10-03 08:19:18 UTC

Yeah

2016-10-03 08:20:10 UTC

What meme is this?

2016-10-03 08:20:21 UTC

Chink condenser microphone

2016-10-03 08:20:33 UTC

It doesn't work well out of the box so I made videos to help

2016-10-03 08:20:37 UTC

Now I'm that guy

2016-10-03 08:20:43 UTC

why would you condense chinks?

2016-10-03 08:20:57 UTC

Good quality sound through their yellow skin

2016-10-03 08:21:48 UTC

It's a good meme, best microphone you can get for the price

2016-10-03 08:23:04 UTC

But is better than all the western mics!

2016-10-03 08:23:07 UTC

?*

2016-10-03 08:23:13 UTC

Like yeti or whatever

2016-10-03 08:24:18 UTC

Better than Yeti

2016-10-03 08:24:33 UTC

No professional voice actor recommends USB mics

2016-10-03 08:24:44 UTC

They don't have the quality of sound required

2016-10-03 08:24:59 UTC

If Ark were here he'd go into it, he does voice work

2016-10-03 08:25:13 UTC

Blue mics took off because they're plug and play

2016-10-03 08:25:20 UTC

Plus twitch streamers use them

2016-10-03 08:25:37 UTC

nice name @Deleted User

2016-10-03 08:25:40 UTC

Thanks

2016-10-03 08:26:30 UTC

Sticky, you wouldn't see a vocalist on stage holding a blue Yeti but they could get by with a bm-800

2016-10-03 08:26:43 UTC

That's what professional means to me

2016-10-03 08:26:56 UTC

More applications other than vidya

2016-10-03 08:27:32 UTC

Good studio sound innit

2016-10-03 08:27:52 UTC

Actually been meaning to buy sound dampening foam off ali

2016-10-03 08:29:53 UTC

shouldn't this be in <#231789074107596800>

2016-10-03 08:32:25 UTC

Probably but no one is awake

2016-10-03 08:32:52 UTC

Who else /expecting chink shit/ today?

2016-10-03 08:34:03 UTC

I don't know what to order

2016-10-03 08:34:08 UTC

what should I order

2016-10-03 08:34:09 UTC

also

2016-10-03 08:34:14 UTC

I got the maga cap

2016-10-03 08:34:26 UTC

I've used it in school every dat

2016-10-03 08:34:28 UTC

day*

2016-10-03 08:34:31 UTC

Mine never turned up

2016-10-03 08:34:34 UTC

Damn chinks

2016-10-03 08:34:35 UTC

after I got it

2016-10-03 08:34:57 UTC

so many triggered hillary supporters

2016-10-03 08:35:01 UTC

Do you have a pro-Trump alt-right gf yet?

2016-10-03 08:35:10 UTC

no

2016-10-03 08:35:17 UTC

Peperina

2016-10-03 08:35:31 UTC

I dont know any female trump supporters

2016-10-03 08:35:49 UTC

also I bought like 5 more caps

2016-10-03 08:35:53 UTC

reselling them

2016-10-03 08:36:04 UTC

Gotta start a movement

2016-10-03 08:36:14 UTC

tru

2016-10-03 08:36:40 UTC

I got an insect trap from Gaybest

2016-10-03 08:36:51 UTC

But we found the source of a fly outbreak

2016-10-03 08:36:57 UTC

So now it's pointless

2016-10-03 08:37:18 UTC

A potato fell behind the kitchen cabinet and turned to mush

2016-10-03 08:37:41 UTC

Once we cleaned it up, all the flies disappeared

2016-10-03 08:38:11 UTC

>chink shit becoming pointless en route to your house

2016-10-03 08:38:17 UTC

Erry time

2016-10-03 08:41:01 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/232421741824180244/1475209194094.jpg

2016-10-03 08:44:58 UTC

Careful with those chinese fly traps

2016-10-03 08:48:54 UTC

I don't think it takes power in

2016-10-03 08:49:07 UTC

Solar powered

2016-10-03 08:49:17 UTC

I'll investigate, I'd hang it outside anyway

2016-10-03 08:49:26 UTC

Lure those faggots away

2016-10-03 08:49:44 UTC

Neewer also has some neat accessories for BMeme mics

2016-10-03 08:50:51 UTC

not sure why that link broke

2016-10-03 08:52:13 UTC

also nevermind that

2016-10-03 08:52:25 UTC

Neewer just rebrands chink shit to have their name

2016-10-03 08:52:45 UTC

cheapest one

2016-10-03 08:53:35 UTC

Thought about moving to a pop shield

2016-10-03 08:53:51 UTC

I think my mic sounds decent as is

2016-10-03 08:54:15 UTC

at just $2.10 that's not a bad one

2016-10-03 08:54:41 UTC

Wasn't the point of associating Pepe with /pol/ to ruin him for the normies?

2016-10-03 08:55:03 UTC

I guess

2016-10-03 08:55:15 UTC

now they've ruined it for themselves too

2016-10-03 08:57:03 UTC

Great

2016-10-03 08:57:34 UTC

kek

2016-10-03 08:57:52 UTC

Did you see his business plan?

2016-10-03 08:57:56 UTC

He drew one up

2016-10-03 08:57:58 UTC

No?

2016-10-03 08:58:08 UTC

Monetise the "meme lords"

2016-10-03 08:58:12 UTC

I'll find it

2016-10-03 08:58:14 UTC

Oh christ

2016-10-03 08:58:17 UTC

Notch please

2016-10-03 08:59:09 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/232426306090958850/1475459305828.png

2016-10-03 08:59:46 UTC

More /b/ more /pol/

2016-10-03 08:59:57 UTC

oh christ

2016-10-03 09:00:10 UTC

You will see revenue

2016-10-03 09:00:20 UTC

I will monetise memes

2016-10-03 09:00:46 UTC

He's discussing it live right now

2016-10-03 09:00:58 UTC

Saying how he'll run the site

2016-10-03 09:01:25 UTC

RIP 4chan tbh

2016-10-03 09:02:46 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/232427216904912896/the_whole.png

2016-10-03 09:18:50 UTC

RIP BBC

2016-10-03 09:29:42 UTC

RIP society

2016-10-03 09:34:04 UTC

Inb4 TV license vans pull up to evict me

2016-10-03 09:40:16 UTC

m8, there was a tv licencevan driving past my house the other day, had a massive fucking sattelite radar thing on top

2016-10-03 09:41:39 UTC

Did any of you ever attempt to order food from chink websites? I'm looking for shaoxing plums

2016-10-03 09:41:47 UTC

since they're dry, it shouldn't be an issue

2016-10-03 09:43:53 UTC

Do it faggolar

2016-10-03 09:57:09 UTC

I live near a Chinese supermarket, doing it online doesn't appeal

2016-10-03 09:57:50 UTC

Alibaba is probably best for food

2016-10-03 10:32:18 UTC

Has multiculturalism come to Scotland aswell?

2016-10-03 10:40:32 UTC

they have a lot of indians

2016-10-03 10:40:59 UTC

@Deleted User Martin Shekeli is going to doom 4chan

2016-10-03 10:43:28 UTC

It was already doomed when the 2ch gook came in

2016-10-03 10:43:50 UTC

And sort of @StickyDonutHoles, we have a lot of Chinese due to the incentives to study here

2016-10-03 10:43:59 UTC

But not as many Muslims or anything

2016-10-03 10:48:43 UTC

incentives to study?

2016-10-03 10:49:36 UTC

Saltire scholarships, Scottish government give them lotsa money to study here

2016-10-03 10:49:51 UTC

Same with Italians, yanks and Canadians

2016-10-03 10:50:21 UTC

A lot of my area got torn down and replaced with student housing for chinks

2016-10-03 10:50:54 UTC

πŸ€”

2016-10-03 10:51:04 UTC

A lot of the Indians are actually closing their shops and the chinks bought them up

2016-10-03 10:51:09 UTC

>Be a citizen of Canada, India, Pakistan, USA or the People's Republic of China (Hong Kong also being eligible as it is a Special Administrative Region of China).

2016-10-03 10:51:11 UTC

baw fuckoff

2016-10-03 10:51:13 UTC

Pretty interesting

2016-10-03 10:51:37 UTC

Republic of China is the best China

2016-10-03 10:51:39 UTC

Yeah there's a few scholarships for different countries

2016-10-03 10:52:07 UTC

You can live here for 3 years and get free education, some people do that

2016-10-03 10:52:25 UTC

But then you'd have to live in Scotland kek

2016-10-03 10:52:38 UTC

scotland is fine

2016-10-03 10:52:39 UTC

>living on an island

2016-10-03 10:54:02 UTC

Why would anyone choose to live in Scotland?

2016-10-03 10:54:15 UTC

because it's better than africa

2016-10-03 10:54:22 UTC

studying is even better

2016-10-03 10:54:31 UTC

Mild weather, free education, not many immigrants

2016-10-03 10:54:40 UTC

Decent scenery

2016-10-03 10:54:50 UTC

There are so much more exciting and usable alternatives.

>MUH FREE EDUCATIONZ
applies to almost every EU country

2016-10-03 10:55:18 UTC

What's more exciting?

2016-10-03 10:55:51 UTC

I lived in Taipei for 2 years and in Kaohsiung for 1

2016-10-03 10:55:57 UTC

That was actually exciting

2016-10-03 10:56:03 UTC

>Asian countries

2016-10-03 10:56:05 UTC

No thanks

2016-10-03 10:56:17 UTC

>google south africa study scholarship scotland

2016-10-03 10:56:21 UTC

>he doesn't want to drown in yellowed puss

2016-10-03 10:56:28 UTC

>only scholarships to study in south africa

2016-10-03 10:56:30 UTC

why

2016-10-03 10:56:31 UTC

I don't find yellow attractive

2016-10-03 10:56:33 UTC

would you ever

2016-10-03 10:56:47 UTC

I know a few south Africans who are waiting here for the free education kek

2016-10-03 10:56:58 UTC

waiting?

2016-10-03 10:57:01 UTC

Yeah

2016-10-03 10:57:13 UTC

what status are they there on?

2016-10-03 10:57:15 UTC

Working the 3 years

2016-10-03 10:57:17 UTC

vacation?

2016-10-03 10:57:20 UTC

ah

2016-10-03 10:57:44 UTC

@Noa Language learning stay, probably

2016-10-03 10:57:59 UTC

but we're english

2016-10-03 10:58:00 UTC

Nah they speak English

2016-10-03 10:58:03 UTC

White Africans

2016-10-03 10:58:19 UTC

Sounds like an Aussie accent almost

2016-10-03 10:58:25 UTC

:^)

2016-10-03 10:58:32 UTC

At least that's what my chink gf got when moving to Germany.
>get a 1 year visa for learning German
>pass C1 test
>get student visa

2016-10-03 10:58:57 UTC

>needing to learn a language
No chinks here speak English

2016-10-03 10:59:14 UTC

Which is annoying in supermarkets

2016-10-03 10:59:30 UTC

Take forever at the self-service

2016-10-03 10:59:32 UTC

>implying German isn't a top-choice language for potential economical benefits

2016-10-03 10:59:44 UTC

there's nothing wrong with learning German

2016-10-03 11:00:00 UTC

I mean as a requirement to study

2016-10-03 11:00:18 UTC

People can study in Germanistan all the want

2016-10-03 11:00:20 UTC

Ah ok, but that's normal in non-English countries

2016-10-03 11:00:45 UTC

To study in Germany, they must pass C1 in German if they're BsC students

2016-10-03 11:00:58 UTC

(except for Computer Science, where B2 is fine, for the majority of Universities)

2016-10-03 11:01:17 UTC

B2 for computer science kek

2016-10-03 11:01:40 UTC

It makes sense because most resources to learn are in English anyway

2016-10-03 11:01:41 UTC

I heard Germany headhunted a bunch of autistic people to work in banking

2016-10-03 11:01:54 UTC

5000 autists

2016-10-03 11:02:02 UTC

Because of their skill with math

2016-10-03 11:03:09 UTC

I don't know about it. How do you come up with that?

2016-10-03 11:04:18 UTC

I Googled it, a lot of examples

2016-10-03 11:04:32 UTC

>training up IT professionals

2016-10-03 11:04:33 UTC

Sides

2016-10-03 11:04:54 UTC

That's SAP. It's the free choice of a company in a free market to seek for autistic people if they match their needs.

2016-10-03 11:05:13 UTC

As someone who has worked with SAP in past, I can assure you that their way of working is in fact very autistic.

2016-10-03 11:05:20 UTC

This also applies to their products.

2016-10-03 11:06:08 UTC

Wouldn't they run into discrimination issues?

2016-10-03 11:06:47 UTC

Seems weird to scoop up autistic people but I'm sure it works

2016-10-03 11:06:52 UTC

But it's not "Germany" looking for them. If I come to Scottland and decide to hire crack addicted prostitutes for PHP programming as a private company, it isn't like "Hurr Scotland hires whores for codemonkeys"

2016-10-03 11:07:31 UTC

If you advertise for crack addicted prostitutes you'd get a few giggles

2016-10-03 11:07:40 UTC

But also a lot of applicants

2016-10-03 11:07:46 UTC

Junkies are rife

2016-10-03 11:07:54 UTC

What I wanted to tell you is, that it's the choice of a private company

2016-10-03 11:08:02 UTC

This company is not related to the German government

2016-10-03 11:08:16 UTC

If I do this, I won't represent any country in it.

2016-10-03 11:08:27 UTC

You said
>I heard Germany headhunted a bunch of autistic people to work in banking

2016-10-03 11:08:40 UTC

which is plain wrong

2016-10-03 11:09:39 UTC

I heard it from a girl I know with Aspergers

2016-10-03 11:09:51 UTC

She works in the banking system as a financial analyst

2016-10-03 11:10:04 UTC

But I'm not keen to talk to her much anymore, she's mental

2016-10-03 11:10:34 UTC

I mean aside from the mental disability

2016-10-03 11:11:55 UTC

She's hilariously rich now though, I guess it works for her

2016-10-03 11:12:49 UTC

in Scotland?

2016-10-03 11:13:18 UTC

Yeah she travels around to help EU wide

2016-10-03 11:13:39 UTC

I know her because she tried to bang me once then cut herself up when I rejected her

2016-10-03 11:14:07 UTC

bra shoudlve gone for that dosh

2016-10-03 11:14:20 UTC

Yeah she wasn't rich then

2016-10-03 11:14:34 UTC

Should have bet on that sick autismbux

2016-10-03 11:14:35 UTC

should go for that dosh

2016-10-03 11:14:37 UTC

>not making money with /csg/

2016-10-03 11:14:53 UTC

>chinks parting with dosh

2016-10-03 11:15:17 UTC

I'd be better off getting paid by Amazon

2016-10-03 11:15:33 UTC

Ali gives you 8% if you shill for them

2016-10-03 11:15:39 UTC

Didn't bother

2016-10-03 11:18:07 UTC

Reselling would be dope tho

2016-10-03 11:18:13 UTC

not by shilling

2016-10-03 11:18:30 UTC

I usually buy cosmetics, accessories and clothing from China to re-sell it to local shops

2016-10-03 11:19:15 UTC

Especially the clothing here goes really strong

2016-10-03 11:19:53 UTC

I used to start with electronics in the very early days of /csg/. Dunno if someone remembers. I used to post how I rebranded the stuff and sold it on the local market

2016-10-03 11:20:16 UTC

But I got sued too many times for exploding shit, so I switched to non-exploding shit

2016-10-03 11:21:17 UTC

>sued

2016-10-03 11:21:20 UTC

U wot

2016-10-03 11:21:26 UTC

I used to resell chink watches on the dutch equiv of Gumtree

2016-10-03 11:21:37 UTC

How are you still in possession of a personal computer

2016-10-03 11:22:26 UTC

@porco sounds cool, how'd you go about rebranding chink shit?

2016-10-03 11:22:47 UTC

If I got sued once I'd be fucked

2016-10-03 11:23:15 UTC

@Tribit I used to literally photoblog this on /csg/. I registered a company and a brand, so I made a bit of marketing and made agreements with local shops to sell my brand. It was 99% smartphone accessories

2016-10-03 11:24:01 UTC

@Deleted User I registered a limited company which then had to "pay" and therefore failed. Since I never quit my actual job nothing happened to me

2016-10-03 11:24:22 UTC

Also I had a lot of product-insurances

2016-10-03 11:24:49 UTC

Ah k

2016-10-03 11:25:01 UTC

Mind reposting some of those blogs on /csg/ again?

2016-10-03 11:25:38 UTC

I'm at work right now so I don't have access to my own computer but I can see what I still have later

2016-10-03 11:25:56 UTC

mostly it was just pictures of bulk products and my chink gf putting stickers / packaging it

2016-10-03 11:26:01 UTC

Sounds like you got some interesting stories

2016-10-03 11:26:05 UTC

kk

2016-10-03 11:26:30 UTC

I had meme status for a few threads but not for long

2016-10-03 11:26:36 UTC

:^)

2016-10-03 11:28:24 UTC

Haha k

2016-10-03 11:47:46 UTC

Wew

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