no wonder he dropped out

I love this shit

I have yet to see someone vaping in my area

talked to this guy's ex-gf (yes he had an ex-gf), apparently he'd wipe his jizz off her with his jeans then put them on as if nothing happened

and walk around like that

ew

I'm done

that innocent face tho

I still see him walking around the area

he's got a big neckbeard now

used to be clean shaven

https://www.facebook.com/colin.simpsonreilly

spot mememan

too low res :(

me on the far left

le white knight

oh yea, mememan is dead centre

>even a chronic mememan walking stereotype has more friends than most of /csg/

f-fuck

what did he mean by this?

i'd like to turn up to one of those larpers as a chink shit enthusiast

>turn up with strawhat and basket full of rice

mfw I actually bought a chink hat, but when I was in the Philippines, not China

>ni hao gweilo

>turn up to job interview
>we're all doing ice breakers
>comes to some twitchy guy in his early 20s
>HEY GUYS I'M [FORGET] AND I'D HAVE TO SAY AN INTERESTING THING ABOUT ME IS I MAKE VIDEOS FOR YOUTUBE
>he has that exact let's play voice and mannerisms but in real life
>waiting for him to ask us to like and subscribe but he doesn't go that far

pffft

https://my.mixtape.moe/fqeigt.png

>3DS ZTD is digital only for Europe

rofl

Woops, wrong channel

But yea

At least the Vita physical will be attainable

my latest job interview: (on phone) soooo uhm........................i pretty much know everything about you.........................your letter was long.............(long silence)...........................do you have any questions?

me:

"ask some random question to sound interested"

then: "so uuuuuuuhm........................................what games do you play?"

>Phone interview

Sounds like McD recruitment

lfmao, gonna be a courier

Oh

then i got the job after that

So you're the guy who is gonna delay my Chink shit

:^)

not that kind of courier

Awful Reviews anon hamhanding packages all over Sweden

F

what kind of courier m8?

inb4 local newspaper

just some private courier for businesses in downtown, just go left and right and deliver stuff fast

premium rush basically

i saw that taobao courier documentary

inspired me to search the job

lfmao

lel, kuaidi in China no doubt make fuck all

wait, chinks are sprinting around with our packages?

if your address is in China...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh9n08ecS4Y

I picture them meavily tossing them into a boat and going for a smoke break

lazily*

wow

Whatta trooper

yea, scooter with pototo sacks looks about right

Aww

They don't show the part where he gets a noodle pack for the day

one noodle pack?

wtf

#Censored

the older guys seems to have it good

The worst part is

but it probably took him 20 years for a decent salary

Most of the apartments don't even have elevators

Our couriers have it pretty lax over here, I feel

how come the chinks aren't dying en masse like the japs from workplace stress?

Most apartments over 3 story tall have an elevator

@Deleted User Cause there are so many of them

Even if they die en masse, nobody would notice

Aside from the guy who handles the noodle distribution :^)

that's sad

no wonder Cathy was so distraught

>"113 less noodle packs today, huh?"

so many chinks will take the job in a heartbeat

Everytime you give them anything less than 5 stars

10000rmb is a good salary

The noodle distributor loses a mouth

I feel bad enough for the Amazon couriers here, when they buzz my building I hear them full on sprinting up the stairs, they pretty much throw the package at me and run away

no time for everything

Our couriers drive around in these

and the chinks are doing that while carrying 10 tons of packages

They're awful cause they're super slow and generally slow down any lane they're positioned in

plus no way to stealth fap in the driver seat

yeah I for offered to lend one of those

for work

i said fuck no

I mean

They're pretty nice if you like getting honked at

Amazon here has a 4 hour window, 6pm-10pm to get everything done in my area

luckily not many prime members

so it's not too bad

chinks have started sending shipments of their stuff to UK amazon tho

eligible for same day delivery

going to have to exploit that lads

wish sweden had amazon :/

getting delayed because of a fuicking rich old hag has the domain and refuse to sell it

We have uhh

Uuuh

Fyndiq?

??

also teknikmagasinet

Bah

The only thing Teknikmagasinet's good for is those chocolate dillies

Cause you probably can't find that anywhere else

well those stores are just little shits and barely has anything

are your videos monetised Mao?

on yt?

lol no

i just make unedited and upload

i have no time for jewing

I tried it there to see what happens, it popped up saying my BM-800 video isn't eligible

still can't work out why

there's no music in it

maybe some kind of copyright thing visible in frame

'you can get copyright claimed even if you are non-monetised

i got a copyright claim when i tested out the xiaomeme speakers with scatman john

yeah it gave me a link to see why I wasn't allowed to monetise

it led to some general rules

none of them applied

weird

doubt I'd get many shekels at 150 views a video

not worth it

tbf I'd accept free shit from the chinks to shill

but never heard them doing that

chinks barely knows what youtube is

or they probably know but cant use it lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X2A4ooV5-Y

it's behind the great firewall of china

that guy got chink shit

free

savvy chinaman

o wait it's a japanese company

but there's ali memes in here

gonna need to get that lucrative Jap market

lfmao

I should send an email to ali

saying I'm very important western man on youtube

please send free shit

then douse the entire video in referral links

outjew dirty

GUYS

BUCK IS LIVE

UNMUTE

wohoo

Sorry I can't play that shit

earrape

I just found one

Buck, youtube videos when?

"liberals are fucking fags, typhoons of vomit"

wot

kinda want to buy some jap shit now

>you'll never jam out with your dad like this

fuck this is nice

jap shit is ok, they never lie on their declaration though

in my experience

maybe if you ask them to

Nah

They will outright refuse to

They're very skeptical of westerners, btw

Reason why most of them refuse to ship to adresses outside of Japan

heard amazon.jp just opened up for international shipping

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-Hot-Selling-make-america-great-again-Mesh-Cap-Hiphop-Snapback-Baseball-Hat-For-Men-Women/32661833933.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_10,searchweb201602_5_10037_10017_507_10032_401,searchweb201603_9&btsid=8c33af5b-90e5-4e31-a62b-1a8db044af7a

bought this yet, Buck?

i bought one

http://i.imgur.com/M3qhT9r.jpg

trump is a chink shit hero

[family shooting incoming]

what the fuck is going on

unmuted after watching a vid

testing anti-liberal noise machines

wew

>Buck's dad being the coolest guy on earth

liberal genocide when

all these fucking LIBERALS muting Buck

watching another vid

was watching animu

what are you watching big man?

http://i.imgur.com/HZEZ8Uo.png

so hyped

o-ok

d-don't tell me what you're watching then

is this all for the Yi?

some bluetooth headset, bigbag also

bikebag*

anda phone holder

buck,is it gay to like phil collins?

he's busy jamming

notice that

I found a Trump hat for even cheaper on ebay

£2.63

!play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oguvSPdtHQ8

Enqueued **Donald Trump Bing Bong - Remix Compilation** to be played. Position in queue: Up next!

!skip

```
Can't skip! The player is not playing!
```

>player is not playing

wot

!restart

:wave:

!play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oguvSPdtHQ8

!skip

!queue

!play

CAAAATTHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

!play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oguvSPdtHQ8

Wait wait wait

I know what's the issue

based admin

anybody able to remake my chink shit starter kit with actual skills?

Try now

!play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oguvSPdtHQ8

!skip

thanks

Ok so check this

bing bing

It filled up all the available space with "cache" of songs played so far

And it didn't think it would be a good idea to delete some of the cache to get a new video

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/201599109777?_trksid=p2060353.m2749.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

!play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJA5IhsDD9M

!play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-McIdVuY88

!skip

!skip

well I am heading to bed now

don't let any migrants get you m8

what migrants :^)

that's how it is to live in the middle of fucking nowhere in the north

anyways, good night

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/2c/b9/0d/2cb90d860ba32c6ba253bdc52c719cfb.jpg

found stickmakerman

cya stick

I feel like these videos are supposed to make Trump look bad

but it makes him look so good

the air horns

!play s3rl hentai

!play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgIhGgrhQeE

!skip

!play my nigga

!play flex (ooh ooh ooh)

!play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FzV21Lqd3A

!play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ5XBDh7CrI