i kinda feel like if you're out in the sticks, they're your best bet for a place that could approach making decent pizza

it's basically baking flatbread

I live in a small city, like 250k metro area

So there's a decent spread of pizza styles and places

i'd imagine that it's a nice score to grab their day old bread

Ya not even day old

They throw it out every night

Big ass bags of just bread

And it's the last thing they throw out

So you roll up right as they close and it's still fresh

lol how can you eat that much bread tho

My local place was like two 35 gallon bags of just bread

Lol you can't

I would take like 2x as much as I'd want

freeze it and make a ton of casseroles or whatever

And give it to people and not tell them it was from the trash

lol

Just be like: thinking of yoooou

Same with like muffins from the grocery stores

I'd give that shit away if I scored more than I could use

It'd be like a day after the use by date

I'd just be like: I got this on sale because it was about to expire, here

ya could make french toast with that fine

its best with old bread anyway

Yup yup!

Gotta be stale so the egg doesn't make it soggy o/

the $0.79 white bread from Aldi makes some of the best french toast lol

it's got enough structure so it doesn't fall apart

but yea free beats that

I don't usually dumpster dive for food tho

diving for bread seems legit

But if I'm going by Panera or Aldi's anyways, ya know, I'll have a look

Normally I dive those stupid ass gift stores at the mall

Their inventory rotates so fast they are always throwing out nice stuff

That sells decent on ebay

I got like three rc helicopters once, they were the display ones

Sold as used on eBay after playing with them for a while

Like sharper image knockoff stores

idk why those places still exist

i guess the margins have to be great

Cuz muh disposable income and lack of taste

Cuz I'm a yuppie

Dude they're basically flipping chinkshit on a daily basis to yuppies who have no taste and are tech illiterate

It's gotta be soooooo profitable

those stores are pretty empty half the time

idk i wouldn't wanna take a bet on 'em, but that's probably more because its such a saturated market that we know better

It's like those people who do a kickstarter wtih something they found on Ali baba or other chinkshit websites

Pure profit for minor risk

like skymall is probably a nice safe moneymaker

I'm guessing those gift stores ship all their shit off to some bargain retail place after they're done charging a premium for fad items

but a brookstone brick and mortar seems iffy

And still make back most of their investment

lol the chink shit waterfall

fuck that's depressing to fathom

always people with more money than time/common sense lol

lol just saw what my phone on shitty weefee spammed the fuck out of this

Sorry, I don't gamble, type $draw for that function.

No u

$draw

$draw 4

$shuffle

Deck reshuffled.

$help

$commands

If you mention the bot and say help

It'll pm you the commands

I think you can also do

@Nadeko -readme

Guess not

-readme

**LIST OF COMMANDS**: <http://nadekobot.readthedocs.io/en/latest/Commands%20List/>
**Hosting Guides and docs can be found here**: <http://nadekobot.rtfd.io>

Oh there it is

@Nadeko rip @Aerkusa 2016

:'(

2rude4me

@Nadeko do you love me

work u cunt

@Nadeko do you love me

@chains, Don't be silly.

wow

you whore

$race

🏁`Race is starting in 20 seconds or when the room is full. Type $jr to join the race.`

$jr

@chains **joined the race as a 🦀**

🏁`Race failed to start since there was not enough participants.`

$jr

No race exists on this server

$race

🏁`Race is starting in 20 seconds or when the room is full. Type $jr to join the race.`

$jr

@chains **joined the race as a 🐧**

$jr

@Aerkusa **joined the race as a 🐬**

Get fucked

I'm a dolphin

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🏁`Game starting with 2 participants.`

come onnn

Wtf hacks

yeah fuck you mate

🏁 @chains as 🐧 **Won the race!**

$$$

-chains. has 0 🌸

Fucking Linux man

$$$

Aerkusa has 0 🌸

$lb

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wot

>t

Number too small.

>t 2

Number too small.

>t 5

**Trivia game started! 5 points needed to win.**

:question: ** e r t h e**

:exclamation:**Hint:** `t _ r _ _`

There

$there

there

:clock2: :question: **Time's up!** The correct answer was **three**

:question: ** A ___ to India**

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

:exclamation:**Hint:** `p _ s _ _ g _`

passage

☑️ @chains guessed it! The answer was: **passage**

:question: **What is Rapec**

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

:exclamation:**Hint:** `t y p _ _ n _ _ f`

type enorf

:clock2: :question: **Time's up!** The correct answer was **type snuff**

:question: ** What's the term for a device that uses the sun and horizon to determine location?**

:exclamation:**Hint:** `s _ x _ _ n _`

Sexton

sextonne

Sextant

☑️ @Aerkusa guessed it! The answer was: **sextant**

:question: ** Had a premonition that he shouldn't of gone alone**

fuk u

Dave

:exclamation:**Hint:** `s m u g _ l _ _ s _ _ u _ _ g _ _ n _`

Wtf

smugglers something

:clock2: :question: **Time's up!** The correct answer was **smugglers blues glenn**

:question: ** Fujimori is president of what country?**

Japan

China

:exclamation:**Hint:** `_ _ r _`

Nippon

Rk

:clock2: :question: **Time's up!** The correct answer was **peru**

:question: **What major city is served by Gatwick Airport**

London

☑️ @chains guessed it! The answer was: **london**

:question: **In which Puccini opera of 1896 is the Christmas Duet**

Holy shit

:exclamation:**Hint:** `l _ b _ _ e _ _`

le bubblebutt

Xd

Fuck this stupid game

$end

$quit

>tq

:exclamation: Trivia will stop after this question.

:clock2: :question: **Time's up!** The correct answer was **la boheme**

**Trivia game ended**
**Leaderboard:**
-----------
**Aerkusa** has 1 point
**-chains.** has 2 points

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck

2nd place not bad

Esp since you hack

Vat ban pls

~pokemon pikachu

`Stats for "pikachu" pokemon:`
`Name:` Pikachu
`Types:` Electric
`Stats:`
**HP:** 35 **ATK:** 55 **DEF:** 40
**SPA:** 50 **SPD:** 50 **SPE:** 90
`Height:` 0.4m `Weight:` 6kg
`Abilities:` Static, Lightning Rod

Pls valvo

time for some top memes

~memegen yuno "y u no" "win the trivia"

http://memegen.link/yuno/y-u-no/win-the-trivia.jpg

~i aerkusa

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/5NnOBk2szL4/maxresdefault.jpg

oh god what is this

~hentai yuri+kissing

**NSFW** module has been banned from use on this **channel**.

RIP

~revav "@chains"

Hey that's the game banished

http://cdnau.ibtimes.com/sites/au.ibtimes.com/files/2014/03/29/443036-cast-member-emma-watson-attends-the-u-s-premiere-of-noah-in-new-york-m.JPG

She looks like she wants me.

no

~i Shelterfrog

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8gPmh3coQss/hqdefault.jpg

http://images.thezooom.com/uploads/2014/04/Emma-Watson-With-Ralph-Lauren-Dress-at-Noah-London-Premiere.jpg

I'd love to see her penis

~i emma watson penis

http://img.memecdn.com/Hermione-Penis-Chart_o_114431.jpg

~roll 0-9

fuk

$roll 0-9

Please enter a number of dice to roll.

$nroll 0-9

@chains rolled **8**.

$roll 1d9

`Rolled 1 die 1-9.`
`Result:` **8**

Nice we got big dicks bro

~i warriors blew a 3-1 lead

Daily limit reached!

RIP

I think you have to connect it to a private Google image search api

To get more searches

http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/LeBron-Trash-Talk-Curry.jpg

Alright guys

I have a mission for you

I need to attend a party soon

And for that, I need something slick and chinky

I need three clothing/appearal items

So find the chinkiest bootleggiest shit, alright?

The list include:

1. A shirt (Not a fucking t-shirt but a dinner shirt)

2. Some slick pantz

3. Some fire as fuck glasses

Unless you're a manlet chink clothes ain't gonna fit you bro

most 13 year olds tend to be manlets

isn't sticky one of the underage ones?

what's the best chinkey shit I can buy under $20

fucking

wait 4 weeks for thing to arrive

and get sent the wrong color

Bought a oneplus two, did I do good?

so black its actually white

yes

I'm 6'3

So no

I ain't a manlet

oh wow

so proud

are you mommy's big boy

impressive

thanks for telling us

Dude

We are talking about clothes

Are you okay?

He eats his tendies that's how he gets so big and strong

The fuck is tendies?

big strong boy

listened to mommy

You're a big boi

UUUU