So what chink shit do you lads have in the mail?

I dont have anything in the mail atm

mi band 2, mi band 2 strap, case for my redmi note 3, xioameme selfie stick

I have a couple of terrible mp3 players as well as some chink generic batteries, just for some testing

but I had a usb to micro usb coiled cable

arrived 2 days ago

Do you know the current?

no idea

also gearbest say that my order is shipped out but when I check on yodel (the british priority mail courier) it says that the package is still with gear best, have gearbest chinked me?

it didnt explode tho

@Smackymander try entering the tracking code into 17track

and when they say it's shipped out it usually is in fact shipped out

they being Gearbest*

I'm thinking about grabbing the xiaomeme electric bike, it's pretty cheap and is foldable. I'm not sure I'm willing to spend so much money on it though, the risk of getting chink'd weighs over me.

"Latest Event -- 2016-08-31 00:00 Yodel, Your parcel will be with us soon"

is that what 17track says?

yep

on the yodel it says that there's a delay as well

I'd expect it next week then

How many days has it been since you ordered it?

4 days

pretty quick

(including today)

Hmmm, it's hard to know really. I live in AUS so shipping is always way faster than than to europe and the US

You sure about that?

Like 10 days absolute max, less if it's from singapore or HK as opposed to China proper

I've had chink shit arrive in 8 days

my first chink product arrived in 4 days

Oh snap

👍

I just keep on hearing crap on the thread about 40 day wait times and shit

assumed that was the norm for you guys

from (what a quick google suggests is) china propper to the Uk through DHL

yeah DHL is pretty fast

oh right, with DHL

i'm talking with the free postage

I only get standard ship

I mean I ordered a usb otg like 20 days ago that I forgot about thats got free postage

oh right

damn, that's pretty good then

and my chink shit always arrives within 2 weeks from the moment it shipped

the dhl shipping was like £5 (6.65$) more than standard

only ever pay more when it's for more expesive things

Yeah, I only ever get standard unless its for something like a phone

yeah it was my phone so I decided it was worth it and with gear best priority shipping was free

so I figured it was just worth getting since it was free

One of the generic batteries I have coming in is a AA, and the chinks have rated it at 6000mAh

which is not possible

I can't wait to see how terrible it really is

its probs gonna be 600 mah

probably, from what I can gather they vary wildly from about 300 - 1200

They're Li-ion and absurdly cheap though, could be a good source of Lithium for other applications

do you think that Gearbest ship to a local shipping country which then ships into yodel?

Possible

like that seems like it'd be cheaper

I am still on the trigger:
https://shoppingcart.aliexpress.com/shopcart/shopcartDetail.htm

oh wait, it won't show the page, does it?

nope

http://www.strawpoll.me/11085403/

haha whoever posted this

these ones

pay attention to the cable colors

I like the combo, though I dislike the politics and mentality of the people a lot

Welcome @Dale!

why the fuck are you going to spend $70 on shipping for a battery that costs $7

and yeah I'd go for those cables

oh, didn't see that

did anyone order them $0.05 pokemon figures

There were at least three posted so far

I saw someone post a slurpuff one the other day

any suggestions for a better deal?
My current battery looks like a pregnant 10 year old in her second month

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Micro-Usb-5-pin-Coiled-Spring-Charger-Cable-Retractable-Extendable-Data-Sync-Cord-Wire-For-Samsung/32517557564.html?spm=2114.13010608.0.54.4ikoKI

this s the one I ordered

p gud

and it looked like someone tried to recreate a slurpuff

Ordered one, hope it looks alright

and paint it using a nub

roll of the dice

like an amputated arm

but you're probably getting one that looks like ass

most likely

Is the shipping free on the pokemon figures?

yes

How in gods name do they make money

link to the figureS?

they make money by buying shit in bulk

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Pokemon-pokemon-trumpet-Pikachu-furnishing-articles-dolls-toy-doll-toys/32705326029.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_7,searchweb201602_1_10057_10056_10065_10037_10055_10054_10069_301_10059_10033_10058_10032_9915_10017_10071_10070_10060_10061_10052_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_1&btsid=3d72c169-cf58-4675-9c41-9814c3d58d22

Is the shipping paid for by the chink government as part of a business subsidy program or something?

Probs contains anthrax or some shit

like look at the pictures

sure 1 or 2 might look alright

I'm sure they could make them that cheap, but the shipping would cost more than 5 cents by itself

and a couple look like they could pass as official

but the rest?

holy fuck I didn't notice that alkhazams eyes

it's literally 2 dots

I mean whe have a chinese alakazam

a pichu thats gained 20 pounds

a blastoise that is bending over and preparing for anal from a rock

Ordered one of these also

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1pcs-Pokemon-Go-Plush-Toys-5-Umbreon-Eevee-Espeon-Jolteon-Vaporeon-Flareon-Glaceon-Leafeon-Animals-Stuffed/32717977244.html

>49597 pieces at most per customer

I know what i'd do with 10 grand

what I can only hope to assume is a kyogre that has a shit tone of fat that its just melting everywhere

like seriously if you order these burn them.

Go ashens style and just burn them.

I wouldn't want to know what chemicals i'm breathing in

man you could flip those pokemon plushes like crazy

those plushies you could sell like crtazy

buy 20 of htem at a start up cost, pay for slightly betterr shipping, flip on ebay for 300% proffit and repeat

that is if they look like that.

go to a flea market

$7 each

Yeah, I could see parents pay 10

15 down here

I mena, if you showed me that when I was like 10

I'd say oooh shit £15

and I'd spend like alll of my pocket money on it

actually shieeet

flipping on ebay wouldnt work

you can buy them already on there for like 5 bucks

do you reckon that they're genuine merch that somebody stole from work?

you could sell them locally though

dunno

might be shadowruns

shadowruns?

as in like coppies?

Sort of, a lot of official merch is contracted out to factories in china right. What lots of dodgy factory owners do is run the production lines at night when they're meant to be off, and sell merch themselves. So they're 1:1 with the official merch with all the correct tags etc, but the factory owner sells them individually at a higher price than they'd get from a company like nintendo in bulk.

A lot of repos are done this way too. Like fake beats that look perfect and come with perfect retail boxes. They're shadowruns in the legit factories, but they put in lower quality speakers etc

@Dale yeah those are pretty bootleg tier

There's another term other than shadowrunning that is more frequently used, I'll try to dig it out, there are some good articles on the practice

heck i'm not bothered for that price

for $2 more you could have

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/For-Pokemon-Eevee-16cm-Plush-Toy-Doll-Stuffed-Animal-Gifts-For-Children-Fans/32716933059.html

I wanted sylevon

ah kk

this article is a good read and goes into it

http://www.chinalawblog.com/2006/05/not_exactly_counterfeit_new_ba.html

looks like it's mostly called 'ghost shift' 'third shift' or 'midnight shift'

Man, these don't look good

The Jolteon looks like something totally different

Finally got my chink headphones and they sound amazing

What are they?

superlux 668hd

hd668* fuck

price?

God this hillary mask is disturbing

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Funny-Donald-Trump-Face-Mask-Costume-Christmas-Party-Holiday-Supply/32685430755.html

they were 25 bucks on gearbest, let me check if its still the same

yeo still around 25 bucks

noice

its always good to get something decent once in a while

also

http://www.gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_28060.html?wid=21&utm_source=mail_api&utm_medium=mail&utm_campaign=special.0901&eo=d1adyv149gcinfyo&email=b2t8a2luZ2thcmFtQGhvdG1haWwuY28udWt8ODIzOA==

£7.15

how much are 32gb shark/monkeys

these are actually pretty neat

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/NEW-E27-RGB-LED-Lamp-10W-15W-20W-LED-RGB-Bulb-Light-Lamp-110V-220V-Remote/211848_32417401261.html?spm=a2g01.8041047.0.182.StTnxL&sdom=101.616.650.0_32417401261

As long as they deal with heat okay they could be pretty handy

theyre dim as fuck and not worth using

You've bought some? Or are you just going off of the wattage?

because 7W aint bad for LED's

ive had one

ah okay

chink football shirts are pretty good

got myself a Germany national team one

took 4 days to arrive

http://www.dd4.com/goods/VR-BOX-2.0-Cardboard-VR-Virtual-Reality-3D-Glasses-with-Bluetooth-Remote-Control-for-3.5-to-6.0-Inch-Smartphone_88801.html

there we go

>£5 for headset and remote

1

holy shit

2

anyone tried these out? https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Lindero-Mini-Headset-Bluetooth-Earphone-In-ear-Wireless-Headphone-with-Stereo-Sound-Active-Noise-Cancelling-Earbud/2222092_32684359473.html?spm=a2g01.8047711.2169901.20.cxobva&sdom=2874.274179.218162.0_32684359473&request_id=20160903083016968-0

my headset was dispatched this morning, ill find out in two weeks if i was chinked

if i was, Paypal dispute-o

kingston has a good sale on right now

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/100-Original-Kingston-Class-10-8GB-16GB-32GB-64GB-MicroSDHC-TF-Flash-Memory-Card-48MB-s/1993065_32594264538.html?spm=a2g01.8041047.0.810.StTnxL&sdom=101.616.650.0_32594264538

are the xiaomi pens any good

can someone explain to me what the fuck these are actually meant to do?

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Jakcom-R3F-Smart-Ring-waterproof-dust-proof-fall-proof-for-NFC-Electronics-Mobile-Phone-Android-Smartphone/32683773853.html?spm=2114.30010208.3.29.oQg1vt&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_10,searchweb201602_5_10057_10065_10056_10055_10054_10069_10059_10058_10017_10070_10060_10061_10052_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_7&btsid=6b4dad72-09ad-4624-8ca1-ad17bcb3fa93

vibrate when you get notifications on your phone

a

and uses the NFCchip for android pay

etc

insert into your asshole

it vibrates to let you know if someone is a faggot nearby

also accept phone calls

ass to ass technology

chinks dispatch my shit thanks

http://www.gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_28060.html?wid=21&utm_source=mail_api&utm_medium=mail&utm_campaign=special.0901&eo=d1adyv149gcinfyo&email=b2t8a2luZ2thcmFtQGhvdG1haWwuY28udWt8ODIzOA==

£7~ for a 32gb samsung micro sd is it worth?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Women-Men-Unisex-Make-America-Great-Again-Letter-Printed-Adjustable-Magic-Tape-Snapback-Baseball-Cap-Hats/32699406647.html I'm gon buy this

@Smackymander that's like 10-20% cheaper than getting one locally, and you're running the risk of it being fake

don't

sharks are confirmed chink gud and have no known fakes, that's why people recommend them

aight, just wondering since it popped up in my emails from gear best

they are also extremely fast

sharks are like 30mb/s where most mainstream cards are 10mb/s - write that is

...anyone have a confirmed gud trump wig?

would be great for carnival

oh right and 32gb sharks are cheaper anyway,

if you buy chink sds buy shark

I bought an 8gb shark card to go in my R4 DS,

notbad

what about monkeys?

I heard that they discontinued sharks for monkeys

everything mixza works good

actually monkeys were made before sharks

so no idea

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Wholesale-1oz-24ct-Gold-Plated-CREDIT-SUISSE-Layered-Bullion-Bar-Ingot-Replica-coin-Switzerland-Fake-Gold/32522966876.html anyone want to buy fake gold?

I have a 16gb Toshiba microSD card

And that gets me about 40mb/s

So I would go for that one

https://youtu.be/tieA5wfcgH4

gearbest shipping is sofucking shiity unless you pay for expedided

most times ive ordered from gearbest it arrives within like 10 days

2-3 weeks for gaybeast stuff to arrive

im waiting for Zircons from Gearbest

gearbest charges 30 cents to ship to switzerland now

fuck that

I'm still trying to hold myself off buying these dzat df10 s

because I have a shitton of earbuds already

Welcome @ducci!

@Jignx no I bought a gallon of whiskey instead

alright

sounds like a fun time

boiis I need help

Need cheap keyboard with backlight

and somewhere where qiwi is accepted

packjes

whats the big one

probably some chink shit

Japanese Traditional Natural Wooden Lunch box Square Double Layer Women's Men's Wood Bento Box
http://s.aliexpress.com/Nb2E7nm2
(from AliExpress Android)

looks breddy A E S T H E T I C

Im looking for a Bento Box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii (cute)). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a Bento Box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

weeaboos

nice pasta

also I'm 13

goodnight

>Good night

>21:17

You sure it wasn't 12?

well

not actually *night*

just no more screen time

Who are you kidding