Message from @Make Tay Great Again
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did anyone order them $0.05 pokemon figures
There were at least three posted so far
I saw someone post a slurpuff one the other day
any suggestions for a better deal?
My current battery looks like a pregnant 10 year old in her second month
this s the one I ordered
p gud
and it looked like someone tried to recreate a slurpuff
Ordered one, hope it looks alright
and paint it using a nub
roll of the dice
like an amputated arm
but you're probably getting one that looks like ass
most likely
Is the shipping free on the pokemon figures?
yes
How in gods name do they make money
link to the figureS?
they make money by buying shit in bulk
Is the shipping paid for by the chink government as part of a business subsidy program or something?
Probs contains anthrax or some shit
like look at the pictures
sure 1 or 2 might look alright
I'm sure they could make them that cheap, but the shipping would cost more than 5 cents by itself
and a couple look like they could pass as official
but the rest?
holy fuck I didn't notice that alkhazams eyes
it's literally 2 dots
I mean whe have a chinese alakazam
a pichu thats gained 20 pounds
a blastoise that is bending over and preparing for anal from a rock
Ordered one of these also
>49597 pieces at most per customer
I know what i'd do with 10 grand
what I can only hope to assume is a kyogre that has a shit tone of fat that its just melting everywhere
like seriously if you order these burn them.
Go ashens style and just burn them.
I wouldn't want to know what chemicals i'm breathing in
man you could flip those pokemon plushes like crazy