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2016-06-09 14:01:20 UTC

I'll weigh up my neetbux and think about it

2016-06-09 14:03:17 UTC

Which lepai do you have xebec?

2016-06-09 14:03:40 UTC

lp-2020A+

2016-06-09 14:03:43 UTC

or so it says on it

2016-06-09 14:03:55 UTC

Only ยฃ14 on ebay

2016-06-09 14:04:15 UTC

aye, thats about what I paid, and 15quid for speakers

2016-06-09 14:11:09 UTC

Pioneer were such an amazing company

2016-06-09 14:11:15 UTC

What do they even do now

2016-06-09 14:11:24 UTC

yeah, they did some cool gear back in the day

2016-06-09 14:11:26 UTC

Looking at Wikipedia they don't make much of anything

2016-06-09 14:11:41 UTC

probably bought by someone

2016-06-09 14:12:20 UTC

Mostly DJ gear now

2016-06-09 14:12:37 UTC

yeah, all teh av stuff move to onkyo

2016-06-09 14:14:58 UTC

Gf bought me a Pioneer laserdisc player before the 90s nostalgia meme got big

2016-06-09 14:15:06 UTC

Got destroyed in transit

2016-06-09 14:15:11 UTC

gah not cool

2016-06-09 14:15:11 UTC

Wouldn't play anything

2016-06-09 14:15:22 UTC

Such a cool looking device

2016-06-09 14:16:02 UTC

They were going for ยฃ30

2016-06-09 14:16:15 UTC

Now it's ยฃ200 for your average LD player

2016-06-09 14:18:40 UTC

Look at this

2016-06-09 14:18:56 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/190469789670440971/302091eb9dcc9845467fdddc3bc4384e.jpg

2016-06-09 14:18:59 UTC

needs a dust badly, but cant be fucked in this weather

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/190469802962321409/WP_20160609_15_16_10_Pro.jpg

2016-06-09 14:19:15 UTC

Fuck nice man

2016-06-09 14:19:38 UTC

Where'd you get it, charity shop?

2016-06-09 14:20:08 UTC

aye, years ago

2016-06-09 14:21:04 UTC

Salvation army in Partick is best for this kind of stuff

2016-06-09 14:21:29 UTC

cool, might be near my sisters place

2016-06-09 14:21:40 UTC

my glaswegian geography is crap

2016-06-09 14:22:05 UTC

They do big sales once in a while and it's all genuinely nice stuff

2016-06-09 14:22:17 UTC

Old cameras, camcorders, consoles

2016-06-09 14:22:30 UTC

nice, might get some good stuff

2016-06-09 14:23:57 UTC

Yeah man their Christmas sale they had a row of still shrink wrapped games and never opened PC components for ยฃ10 each, vultures grabbing them for eBay

2016-06-09 14:24:02 UTC

Going to go look now

2016-06-09 14:38:37 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/190474743202316289/chrome_2016-06-09_16-38-07.png

2016-06-09 14:38:50 UTC

>light theme

2016-06-09 14:39:18 UTC

>tfw looking at catalog page and seeing yourself

2016-06-09 14:40:10 UTC

>4chan_user.webm

2016-06-09 14:41:21 UTC

Impressive setup though

2016-06-09 14:41:41 UTC

meh not really, just poor with no life

2016-06-09 14:42:01 UTC

vanilla 4chan for screenshots

2016-06-09 14:42:07 UTC

I normally use a dark theme

2016-06-09 14:43:29 UTC

>4chan_user.webm is xebec

2016-06-09 14:43:36 UTC

You serious?

2016-06-09 14:43:53 UTC

Well it matches the profile picture perfectly

2016-06-09 14:44:25 UTC

Wow you're right

2016-06-09 14:44:48 UTC

I wouldn't have made the connection if he didn't point it out though

2016-06-09 14:45:00 UTC

The vape bottles tipped me off

2016-06-09 14:45:31 UTC

back in the days when you could buy 30ml bottles - now im drowing in 10ml bottles

2016-06-09 14:45:54 UTC

How did that webm get up there though?

2016-06-09 14:46:01 UTC

^

2016-06-09 14:46:28 UTC

i posted it ages (years?) ago in a post-a-webm-of-your-battle-station-thread

2016-06-09 14:47:14 UTC

Which monitor do you fap to?

2016-06-09 14:47:19 UTC

lol

2016-06-09 14:47:49 UTC

left vertical for manga, 50" tv for hentai vids ๐Ÿ˜›

2016-06-09 14:48:02 UTC

Living the dream

2016-06-09 14:48:16 UTC

So many waifus in that webm

2016-06-09 14:48:38 UTC

think ive a contact sheet of all my prints...sec

2016-06-09 14:49:34 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/190477496959893505/ContactSheet-001_2.jpg

2016-06-09 14:50:17 UTC

Do you work from home?

2016-06-09 14:50:43 UTC

That looks like a home office kind of thing

2016-06-09 14:50:53 UTC

unemployed - was a carer untill april, on UC now

2016-06-09 14:51:33 UTC

Fellow neetbux man

2016-06-09 14:52:16 UTC

I'm close to crawling into an easy call centre job at this point

2016-06-09 14:52:24 UTC

Dire out there

2016-06-09 14:53:19 UTC

Do you know networking stuff, how to analyse fibre and broadband connections?

2016-06-09 14:53:42 UTC

hmm maybe, ive got ccna a while back

2016-06-09 14:53:54 UTC

Vodafone are hiring for technical advisors

2016-06-09 14:53:56 UTC

Or they were

2016-06-09 14:53:59 UTC

20k

2016-06-09 14:54:04 UTC

Easy job I hear

2016-06-09 14:54:14 UTC

Just telling people if their internet is gubbed

2016-06-09 14:55:44 UTC

I interviewed for it but got failed too many questions in face to face interview

2016-06-09 14:56:29 UTC

Too nervous

2016-06-09 14:56:32 UTC

they using an agency?

2016-06-09 14:56:52 UTC

Nah direct or it was in February when I interviewed

2016-06-09 14:57:30 UTC

They're planning to expand into TV and broadband soon I think so they're mass hiring

2016-06-09 14:58:01 UTC

and looking for cloud architects

2016-06-09 14:58:38 UTC

Yeah they told me they're trying to compete with pretty much everyone

2016-06-09 14:58:46 UTC

Probably got cloud services coming

2016-06-09 14:59:20 UTC

Good shout if you need a job, they took over a student village and renovated it, really nice in there

2016-06-09 14:59:23 UTC

well applied fro network engineer, cant hurt - goes on my UC list regardless :p

2016-06-09 15:00:03 UTC

I need to reapply, I think my 6 month ban is close to ending

2016-06-09 15:00:07 UTC

Brb

2016-06-09 15:02:40 UTC

gah, they sanction you?

2016-06-09 15:11:12 UTC

Nah Vodafone banned me from reapplying because I failed at interview

2016-06-09 15:11:29 UTC

aha gotcha

2016-06-09 15:11:46 UTC

They make you do some retarded games

2016-06-09 15:11:59 UTC

Hopefully network engineers don't have to

2016-06-09 15:12:05 UTC

Do tell

2016-06-09 15:12:46 UTC

Sitting back to back with someone, other guy has a drawing they describe, you have to draw it without seeing it

2016-06-09 15:12:55 UTC

What

2016-06-09 15:13:02 UTC

I know

2016-06-09 15:13:10 UTC

My guy was useless

2016-06-09 15:13:42 UTC

Sounds like a fun party game at least

2016-06-09 15:14:09 UTC

They also take you in a room, phone rings and they have a Vodafone manager shout and yell at you

2016-06-09 15:14:17 UTC

To see how you cope

2016-06-09 15:14:29 UTC

MY INTERNET IS DOWN HOW ARE YOU GOING TO COMPENSATE MEEEE

2016-06-09 15:15:04 UTC

Oh xebec they do some interviews via Skype

2016-06-09 15:15:14 UTC

So maybe hide the waifus etc

2016-06-09 15:17:03 UTC

Hate suiting up inside my own home

2016-06-09 15:17:34 UTC

All of my skype interviews were voice only

2016-06-09 15:17:38 UTC

naw, fuck that, I'm not doing custotmer work every again

2016-06-09 15:17:52 UTC

You've worked customer service? Which company?

2016-06-09 15:17:56 UTC

AA

2016-06-09 15:18:06 UTC

Wow that must be bad

2016-06-09 15:18:18 UTC

it was pretty good when it was good, but when it was bad...

2016-06-09 15:18:40 UTC

this was back in pre-gps days so we had to locate where people had broken down using what landmakrs they could see

2016-06-09 15:19:13 UTC

they had good software, could find people pretty quick

2016-06-09 15:19:18 UTC

My best/worst job was student loans company, it was fine up until September, had a laugh every day

2016-06-09 15:19:23 UTC

Then all hell broke loose

2016-06-09 15:19:32 UTC

oh fuck that, hehe

2016-06-09 15:19:45 UTC

hey

2016-06-09 15:20:04 UTC

We had to give our full names, people were messaging me on Facebook like "WHERE'S MY MONEY"

2016-06-09 15:20:22 UTC

worst i had was working in a tin plate factory making cadburies roses tins - machine was sending them out squint, and ratehr than fix it I had to hit each one with a hammer to get it straight - 12hrs a day

2016-06-09 15:20:57 UTC

That's horrible

2016-06-09 15:21:10 UTC

RSI causing

2016-06-09 15:21:21 UTC

it was, mm 1992 I think that was

2016-06-09 15:21:44 UTC

My worst was working at optical express

2016-06-09 15:22:00 UTC

CEO is a cokehead Nazi

2016-06-09 15:22:37 UTC

Would run downstairs screaming at people because the company profits were down

2016-06-09 15:23:27 UTC

My job was ringing people all day reminding them to get their eyes checked

2016-06-09 15:23:37 UTC

Sounds easy but weeks of listening to a dial tone

2016-06-09 15:24:09 UTC

god, yeah, that sounds rough

2016-06-09 15:24:49 UTC

We had to get a hundred a month to pass each month but a lot of people went to specsavers

2016-06-09 15:24:55 UTC

So really tough

2016-06-09 15:25:11 UTC

Rather be on the dole!

2016-06-09 15:25:31 UTC

>lots of people went to specsavers

2016-06-09 15:25:38 UTC

sounds just like a commercial

2016-06-09 15:25:46 UTC

hehe aye

2016-06-09 15:25:48 UTC

>go to living room

2016-06-09 15:25:50 UTC

>tv on

2016-06-09 15:25:50 UTC

I go to tesco tbh

2016-06-09 15:25:56 UTC

>should've gone to specsavers

2016-06-09 15:26:19 UTC

There was a form, you had to say why they wouldn't get eyes checked

2016-06-09 15:26:44 UTC

And if you said truthfully "gone to competition" or "not interested"

2016-06-09 15:26:51 UTC

You got sent to a dunces corner

2016-06-09 15:27:08 UTC

wow

2016-06-09 15:27:17 UTC

So we all just said stuff like "deceased" or "not available to take call"

2016-06-09 15:27:43 UTC

sounds like a school in a cartoon

2016-06-09 15:27:57 UTC

just imagining sitting on a stool with a hat that says DUNCE

2016-06-09 15:28:05 UTC

If you Google "optical express ceo" you get some insane shit

2016-06-09 15:28:38 UTC

Ties to Scottish mafia, helped fund anti-gay lessons in schools, busted speeding at 120mph down the motorway

2016-06-09 15:28:46 UTC

wew

2016-06-09 15:28:58 UTC

Because he was "late for daughter's school play"

2016-06-09 15:29:02 UTC

Guy is a lunatic

2016-06-09 15:29:14 UTC

hi again

2016-06-09 15:29:21 UTC

sup

2016-06-09 15:29:56 UTC

Sup cat on table

2016-06-09 15:30:14 UTC

I didn't die

2016-06-09 15:30:21 UTC

See, told you it works

2016-06-09 15:30:35 UTC

That's what whoever replaced tablecat would want us to think

2016-06-09 15:31:03 UTC

whaaaat, nooo, nobody would replace tablecat

2016-06-09 15:31:05 UTC

I mean me

2016-06-09 15:31:08 UTC

nobody would replace me

2016-06-09 15:31:09 UTC

yeah

2016-06-09 15:31:19 UTC

Is this cuntcat?

2016-06-09 15:31:58 UTC

I have literally no idea who this cuntcat is, and I'm not going to comment further on this case

2016-06-09 15:32:24 UTC

Fair enough, you do look a bit more fluffy

2016-06-09 15:32:28 UTC

But maybe it's just windy

2016-06-09 15:32:45 UTC

Yes, it was very windy outside, so I'm a bit more fluffy

2016-06-09 15:33:06 UTC

What's your worst job ever tablecat?

2016-06-09 15:33:35 UTC

Worse than working under a Scottish mafia cokehead lunatic?

2016-06-09 15:34:08 UTC

Yeah

2016-06-09 15:34:13 UTC

I worked retail

2016-06-09 15:34:39 UTC

Phew

2016-06-09 15:34:58 UTC

Tech?

2016-06-09 15:35:53 UTC

Nah, it was just a regular grocery store.
I don't work any longer. Still a student.

2016-06-09 15:36:11 UTC

work**

2016-06-09 15:36:13 UTC

how the fuck

2016-06-09 15:36:16 UTC

did I write think

2016-06-09 15:36:24 UTC

You stopped thinking

2016-06-09 15:36:45 UTC

I worked in a supermarket, it was alright until the Chinese government bought the land behind it and put housing for 12000 Chinese students there

2016-06-09 15:36:53 UTC

Place wasn't built for it

2016-06-09 15:37:21 UTC

I left because I was getting chink'd thousands of times a day

2016-06-09 15:38:36 UTC

They'd run in and strip the place bare

2016-06-09 15:38:43 UTC

And the back only had so much stock

2016-06-09 15:38:47 UTC

pfft

2016-06-09 15:39:20 UTC

EXCRUSE MEI WHERE IS MICROWAAAVES

2016-06-09 15:40:02 UTC

Was too much work after that, sprinting back and forth filling shelves

2016-06-09 15:40:23 UTC

that sounds stressful

2016-06-09 15:40:31 UTC

holy

2016-06-09 15:40:32 UTC

shit

2016-06-09 15:41:03 UTC

all I can think about are old timey cartoons

2016-06-09 15:41:40 UTC

with racist caricatures of chinks buying all the microwaves

2016-06-09 15:41:55 UTC

Mostly veggies and electronics yeah

2016-06-09 15:42:02 UTC

Spring onions

2016-06-09 15:42:19 UTC

scallions are hard to get here ive found

2016-06-09 15:43:30 UTC

I had to work the fresh hot meat bit and some chink came up and shouted "POTATO"

2016-06-09 15:43:48 UTC

We had potato waffles, chips

2016-06-09 15:43:53 UTC

not gonna lie, that made me laugh like a fucking retard

2016-06-09 15:44:06 UTC

Didn't know what he wanted

2016-06-09 15:45:14 UTC

Yeah I'll never forget that one

2016-06-09 15:45:39 UTC

I kinda want to do some animations now but I suck at drawing

2016-06-09 15:52:01 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/190493215126716418/unknown.png

2016-06-09 15:55:16 UTC

This is pretty badass

2016-06-09 15:56:44 UTC

I'm sure it would be easier to do with fingers

2016-06-09 15:57:01 UTC

probably, but hey, you work with what you got

2016-06-09 15:57:12 UTC

Well he does have fingers

2016-06-09 15:57:20 UTC

Well, yeah, but does it look as cool?

2016-06-09 15:57:25 UTC

It does not

2016-06-09 16:02:40 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/190495894687186945/eMFSldQ.png

2016-06-09 16:03:05 UTC

want buy wada?

2016-06-09 16:03:12 UTC

1 dorra

2016-06-09 16:03:21 UTC

I'm sorry, that was terrible

2016-06-09 16:03:45 UTC

you tried

2016-06-09 16:03:55 UTC

yeah

2016-06-09 16:04:07 UTC

it was too late when I realized how unfunny it was

2016-06-09 16:04:31 UTC

It's not too late to edit it

2016-06-09 16:05:02 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/190496490462904321/unknown.png

2016-06-09 16:05:13 UTC

I think it's just better to just leave it alone to avoid further damage

2016-06-09 16:05:53 UTC

never try to be funny on an empty stomach

2016-06-09 16:06:43 UTC

precure time!

2016-06-09 16:07:14 UTC

just kinda trying to make a simple storyboard for that potato story

2016-06-09 16:07:28 UTC

but also have to eat

2016-06-09 16:07:47 UTC

eating is for the weak

2016-06-09 16:07:59 UTC

>googled precure

2016-06-09 16:08:03 UTC

>over 600 episodes

2016-06-09 16:08:03 UTC

eh

2016-06-09 16:08:28 UTC

yeah, but it changes every season or 2

2016-06-09 16:11:13 UTC

ok this array is serverly fucked up o_O

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/190498045027287041/2016-06-09_2.png

2016-06-09 16:12:10 UTC

pretty colors

2016-06-09 16:14:09 UTC

Is Mitubot abandoned?

2016-06-09 16:14:19 UTC

I had to restart to fuck with my bios

2016-06-09 16:14:48 UTC

Well it wasn't actively used

2016-06-09 16:15:16 UTC

Yeah true

2016-06-09 16:16:07 UTC

ill put a new controller in it tomorrow, to hot to do todat

2016-06-09 16:16:34 UTC

comfy, shit I managed to do before spaghetti was ready

2016-06-09 16:16:50 UTC

That shadow

2016-06-09 16:16:53 UTC

obviously I'm a 5 star artist :^)

2016-06-09 16:17:10 UTC

as said earlier

2016-06-09 16:17:14 UTC

shit at drawing

2016-06-09 16:17:17 UTC

"your portatoes - i have come for them~desu"

2016-06-09 16:17:35 UTC

Well if you can keep that same "style" going throughout it will look ok

2016-06-09 16:23:27 UTC

so i haven't died yet from vaping chink juice

2016-06-09 16:23:36 UTC

It's slow acting

2016-06-09 16:23:51 UTC

Don't worry, it will get you sooner or later

2016-06-09 16:23:58 UTC

You won't die right away they wanna make some profits first

2016-06-09 16:24:01 UTC

^

2016-06-09 16:24:09 UTC

Thanks for the heads up cathy ๐Ÿ‘Œ

2016-06-09 16:24:22 UTC

i sure am enjoying me this dank purple grape flave

2016-06-09 16:24:38 UTC

only the finest english trash juice for me - even cheaper than chinese mostly

2016-06-09 16:25:04 UTC

probably going to try som diy myself, I don't want to try some no name chinky juice that may or may not kill me

2016-06-09 16:25:06 UTC

Grape jelly flav or koolaid

2016-06-09 16:25:08 UTC

i think i will probably try ordering online from a better store

2016-06-09 16:25:28 UTC

i think the nic might be wrong on the one i got, it feels more like 3 than the advertised 6mg

2016-06-09 16:26:29 UTC

>install insider preview for fun and keks
>now nothing comes on my monitor when I turn PC on
Lmao fuck

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