>when in doubt blame the brits

classic Canuck

we were conquered by them

cor blimey liked av anotha war innit

which meant for the longest time when they went to war so did we

let's*

and you got let go and still shake your fists at the Queen whenever anything happens

lol nah it's the us now

plus Canada has some pretty good secret ops and cold war shit

if you look into it

yeah we had inuit sleeper cells

how badass is that

instead of willingly thinking of your own country as a bunch of stoned cucks, you've had some pretty cool stuff happen

combat eskimos

i mean we're also stoned cucks but we've done cool shit too

tricked the Russians into hacking into one of your factories to steal some data then when they installed it it was rigged to blow them up

that's pretty cool

russia hacked by poodlecorp

we social engineered them into blowing their shit up

Confirmed

#MakeCanadaUncuckedAgain

Canada behind PokeGo downtime

Canada behind PokeGo downtime

it's too late m8

A fucking leaf

Afternoon

http://guardianlv.com/2013/11/canada-and-their-involvement-in-the-cold-war/

Avro Arrow was really cool

but I'm a cold war geek

yeah then we got cucked out of it

@hypertextcoffee it isn't as sunny here

also could you guys help me with a life decision

k

I tried to do some comfy hoardin' but the charity shops were picked clean by chink students

i could switch to an easier job stocking shelves but then i'm not in tech anymore

from what i've heard i will also get more hours so i will make more money

dont leave tech

tech is big money in 3 years

yeah that's the thing

i'm in tech retail though

ohh

and not even the good kind

get more money

gotta think for 3 years down the track

want a career or a job?

>still being stuck at staples in 3 years

even Storm isn't going to do that

>implying i'm going to be a lifer at staples

the only lifers at staples don't have cars and still live with parents

so yikes

Anyone know of a way to directly contact a Taobao seller?

don't do 1st line tech though, hell on earth

we chat?

I've never used Taobao @Tribit

no contact link?

None that I can find, no

im pretty sure you have to use wechat @Tribit

i used to buy fake clothes through taobao

>not buying fake clothes through ali

ali is garbage

compared to tabao

easier and the same prices more or less

no way

taobao is more work

>not just popping down to Primark

^

taobao is 5x better

i sell fake ali preme to normies and none of them can tell so idc

rofl they must be idiots

only decent preme bogos are on taobao

unionhouse are the only ones who come close

how do you feel about dave yeezys btw

I've been itching for those Gentle Typhoons that are only found there, some anons were trying to get Gearbest and Fasttech to sell them but nothing ever came out of that

idk chinks are gonna be chinks

Where's the best place for fake SuperDry stuff? I really don't want to pay SuperDry prices

i don't feel like dropping 100 for memeshoes but they looks high quality

i bought a pair of his 6th turtle doves but got sick of being stopped when I went down the street

>wanting to wear superdry

so I sold them ot a friend for what I got em for

Gearbest got the full mech keyboard line last night

were they good

@hypertextcoffee iOffer maybe?

I'd be buying 6th pirate black

yeah they were 90%, if you know what to look for you can pick it though

the pirate blacks are bad, same with the moonrocks

I'd go somewhere else but he's the only one who sells size 13

@Tribit I'll take a gander, cheers m8

the hell are you people talking about jeez

shoes

>People arguing that Taobao is better than Aliexpress

apparently 7th are really good

Being in China > Taobao

:^ )

just for fake clothes fam

@Tengrichan chink shit

Oh wtf

like almost 100%

well duh

stinky chinky

I can beat any of your prices through pure haggling

any recommendation for a mech keyboard preferably with high discount?

i can beat your quality of life by pure geographic location

rekd

Matters little

I'm just there for the Chink shit

lol

I can get an Ajazz for £25 from GB

but that's with good boy points

would take all of them to do it

What are they at normally?

35 bucks?

http://www.gearbest.com/keyboards/pp_393596.html

Oh, the 35 bucks one on Ali has a 13 bucks shipping cost

walt im sorry i shit talked taobao

Yeah, 50 bucks

ehhh

hory shet

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Ajazz-AK33-Blue-Black-Axis-Backlit-Mechanical-Colorful-Multifunction-Gaming-Keyboard-82-anti-ghosting-Keys-For/32648715816.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_8,searchweb201602_4_10057_10056_10055_10037_10049_10033_10059_10032_10058_10017_405_404_407_10040,searchweb201603_4&btsid=4dfa422f-14d6-4776-b230-8f4f2a5e9a5c

it's ok i hated tao at first

that's a bit too much for me

the only thing cheaper than an Ajazz is an AULA

does translate work?

ill pm you

50 bucks for a Chink mech, though

it doesn't even have numpad

reee

When Func made keyboards, I got a proper MX Red full backlit keyboard for £30 delivered

RIP

http://www.gearbest.com/keyboards/pp_359129.html

as cheap as you'll get

thanks

you can get an ajazz for the same price from ebay

but ajazz and aula are the only dirt cheap ones

as far as I know

i think i'll keep waiting and look for a big discount on the ajazz one

That AULA is £39.99 on Amazon, christ

CMs and Qpad mechs dip down to the 50s territory pretty often

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ajazz-Geek-AK33-Backlit-USB-Wired-Gaming-Mechanical-Keyboard-for-PC-Laptop-82key-/281997162654?var=&hash=item41a857389e:m:mbX9vAbhwjcOU3j9g0ip4yw

Then there's that other brand

Uuuh

Tesoro?

Hovering around the 60s

@hypertextcoffee I'm surprised they kept calling it AULA

So they dip down to the 30-35s during sales

most chink stuff on amazon is rebranded

These Chink mechs need to go lower

Get your shilling hat on and get that 30% gearbest discount :^)

@Deleted User Amazon is getting more proper chink stuff. I can get a KingDian SSD on Prime

How much shilling is that? :^3

Fuck

2-3 youtube videos

80 points for a review with a video

plus all the other points for the newsletter sign up etc

I have £18.45 worth of points

Just noticed that GB has a Mixza sale right now

so what's up with these keyboards having no numpad?

Get a Xiaomi full desk mousepad

with a pricedrop on the new Zebras

@hypertextcoffee me?

32gb zebra now costs the same as a 64gb shark

@Deleted User ye

and the 128gb shark dropped to $29.99

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAd_SWqx-l0

hownew.ru

Aw yis

that was quick, they collected it this morning

@Tengrichan just get a detachable mech numpad like this https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mechanical-Numeric-Jelly-Comb-Braided/dp/B01EFR5KDA/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1468865412&sr=8-1&keywords=numpad+mechanical

it'll still work out cheaper than most western mechs

chinks sell numpads too I've seen some around

I don't use mine really

I see.Thanks again.

@hypertextcoffee I'm waiting on some amazon refund/repair action too

@Deleted User what did you return?

my wileyfox swift phone I make all my videos with

died on me

so I've been on a dumbphone

they've been slow on it though

RIP, also the video is decent for a Wileyfox, Swift or Storm?

I find they do it a lot faster if you pay for Prime tbh

We have prime

gf has it anyway

Welp

she got student prime and they never stopped it

going on a few years now after she graduated

probably an admin error

Amazon don't really care

They'll bend over backwards to please people, if it means another sale

And it works

the video quality is okay

better than my webcam

perfect use phone to do toilet interview

needs to be desktop

>not using your phone for everything

>mobileposters
>not a scourge

I bought a charger for that camera I had that needed to be charged and it turns out it's fucked

@StormSplurge I do this

so I'm sticking with phone

I'm buying a proper camera eventually

for comfy hoardin

chink c a m e r a

it doesn't work well with a lot of movement

yi cam

fuck no

I can't watch Awful's videos now it has a constant fish eye lens

just looks bad

Look into a 2nd hand DSLR

I know I've asked a good 10 times but do you guys want to see weed content

@Tribit That's the plan

got one picked out

I should do videos with my G5, constant fisheye on the wise angle camera :^)

how are the buddy memes

did you buy any

buddy memes?

you plug them into the bottom of the phone

Look into a Canon EOS 1100D/Rebel T3

Which one you got picked?

I haven't got any yet, they're all too expensive

I'll let you know when I get something

£150 for a DAC? yeah nah

>£150 for a DAC

wot

lol i didnt know it was that expenisve

For the fucking G5, the "friends" bullshit

Good phone though

>not getting the s7

you had the chance

they're the same price

>£80 for a camera grip? Nah

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Portable-USB-Dac-Amp-Headphone-Amplifier-Fiio-E10K-E10-24bit-96khz-200mw-HIFI-Lossless-For-Mp3/32428636813.html

>£150 for a shite vr headset? Nah

isn't this the meme portable dac?

not expensive

you got one for free if you bought the s7close enough to launch

and who's to say you use it

Canon Rebels don't go for much anymore though, slap a RODE Directional Microphone on there and you're pretty much done

what about the extended battery

It's 1000mah more

@hypertextcoffee >normies will defend this

I'll stick with my £18 16000mah Amazon battery

>not just having tons of those 2200mah batteries they give out at conferences

>£177.99

Ah yes very good

>oy vey just go to an Intel Insider conference and get some handouts goy

I think the only conferences like that are held in London

unless I'm wrong, there's not many tech events outside there

Correct, there's fuck all elsewhere