Unmute and undeafen

!play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmL72sgVdAQ

lmao

muted and deafened/10

michael cusack is a fuckin ledge

I have two cockatiels so I can't complain

taste of the outback

Cyka blyat lol

they must be a common nuisance over there

little shits

eh

not really

fucking indian miners are massive cunts tho

and fucking magpies

Poo in loo

how to lose an eye in 5 seconds

cross a magpie's path

!play poo pants

Stick the normies that hijacked my phone

Guess what sport they play

Smash

what

Football

Yugioh

obviously football

anybody still want to see this shit video?

Handegg or real

even if I found nothing?

real

Norway is not a place for handegg

Either football or handball, no eggs

Dunno with you foreigners

With your fjords

And odd fish based delicacies

I saw Norway from the north of Scotland once

Salt liquorice

made me want to vomit

did you get sea sick? :^))))

Jævla landkrabber

:^))))

>didn't get a nice cruise past all the kids after the massacre

Rip

Would've been fub to watch

Anders brevik

:^)

He was a mason did you know

Anders "WHERE'S MY MATURE ADULT GAMES FOR ADULTS" Breivik

They were very quick to boot him out lol

my dad is a mason

He's ridden the goat

>goat

I get my apron in October

Allahu akbar

Is it a seedy cult m8?

!play out for a rip

The lodge I'm joining it's mainly middle aged dudes getting smashed

are you the guy passionately arguing that people buy chink mason badges off ali?

to get jobs?

No

are you sure it's not just a pub, Dirigibleful?

wtf i cant find my toothbrush

:^)

!play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-glHAzXi_M

The hall has a bigger drinking area than working one lol

it's boutta be right fuckin lit

>Dirigeibleful walks into the Freemason pub
>demands to be indoctrinated
>they serve him a pint
>I AM A MASON NOW

Funnily enough

Before they'd sponsor me I had to go to events

And I essentially got smashed

Trying to keep up with my sponsor

He's a big las

Lad*

did it help your career?

I've not joined yet

And no

I'm getting initiated in October

Inb4 you own Ali within the year

I think it can help your career

But more in a way that you meet people

You could get the same benefit by playing golf or some shit

I've thought about going to Toastmasters because I'm shit at speaking

big upfront cost tho

>paying to talk to a room of people

comfy as fuck

!play my nigga

are you always sitting in the dark Mao?

can never see your pictures or videos that well

!skip

!skip

Sounds interesting

I know a Norwegian bird

My dad is amazing at telling stories, I always fall apart when I try

She likes star wars

never get that stringalong to punchline effect

Do all Norwegians like star wars

>why do girls pretend to like star wars meme

She knew a lot about the Extended Universe

RIP

Bulgaria!?