Message from @hypertextcoffee

Discord ID: 204654905539952640


2016-07-18 17:42:27 UTC  

>when in doubt blame the brits

2016-07-18 17:42:30 UTC  

classic Canuck

2016-07-18 17:42:35 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/204654165375320075/goldenchariot.png

2016-07-18 17:42:40 UTC  

we were conquered by them

2016-07-18 17:42:54 UTC  

cor blimey liked av anotha war innit

2016-07-18 17:42:55 UTC  

which meant for the longest time when they went to war so did we

2016-07-18 17:42:59 UTC  

let's*

2016-07-18 17:43:03 UTC  

and you got let go and still shake your fists at the Queen whenever anything happens

2016-07-18 17:43:24 UTC  

lol nah it's the us now

2016-07-18 17:43:33 UTC  

plus Canada has some pretty good secret ops and cold war shit

2016-07-18 17:43:35 UTC  

if you look into it

2016-07-18 17:43:51 UTC  

yeah we had inuit sleeper cells

2016-07-18 17:43:54 UTC  

how badass is that

2016-07-18 17:43:59 UTC  

instead of willingly thinking of your own country as a bunch of stoned cucks, you've had some pretty cool stuff happen

2016-07-18 17:44:01 UTC  

combat eskimos

2016-07-18 17:44:25 UTC  

i mean we're also stoned cucks but we've done cool shit too

2016-07-18 17:44:36 UTC  

tricked the Russians into hacking into one of your factories to steal some data then when they installed it it was rigged to blow them up

2016-07-18 17:44:42 UTC  

that's pretty cool

2016-07-18 17:44:53 UTC  

russia hacked by poodlecorp

2016-07-18 17:45:02 UTC  

we social engineered them into blowing their shit up

2016-07-18 17:45:31 UTC  

Confirmed

2016-07-18 17:45:34 UTC  

#MakeCanadaUncuckedAgain

2016-07-18 17:45:40 UTC  

Canada behind PokeGo downtime

2016-07-18 17:45:40 UTC  

Canada behind PokeGo downtime

2016-07-18 17:46:10 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/204655068916613120/31WE7iv5ksL.jpg

2016-07-18 17:46:16 UTC  

it's too late m8

2016-07-18 17:47:01 UTC  

A fucking leaf

2016-07-18 17:47:15 UTC  

Afternoon

2016-07-18 17:47:39 UTC  

Avro Arrow was really cool

2016-07-18 17:47:47 UTC  

but I'm a cold war geek

2016-07-18 17:47:57 UTC  

yeah then we got cucked out of it

2016-07-18 17:49:38 UTC  

@hypertextcoffee it isn't as sunny here

2016-07-18 17:49:56 UTC  

also could you guys help me with a life decision

2016-07-18 17:50:04 UTC  

k

2016-07-18 17:50:05 UTC  

I tried to do some comfy hoardin' but the charity shops were picked clean by chink students

2016-07-18 17:50:22 UTC  

i could switch to an easier job stocking shelves but then i'm not in tech anymore

2016-07-18 17:50:41 UTC  

from what i've heard i will also get more hours so i will make more money

2016-07-18 17:50:41 UTC  

dont leave tech

2016-07-18 17:50:50 UTC  

tech is big money in 3 years

2016-07-18 17:50:53 UTC  

yeah that's the thing