they're literally rectangles

I couldn't tell most of them apart

"he dude nice shoes"
"Fuck off mate they're called slippers"

"they go on your feet"

I think as more and more things copy apple outright

it becomes harder and harder

like only complete autists memorise the slight design differences in all these consumer products

I could probably do it

but I can see why a normie who is pressed for time and has a family to care for wouldn't give a fuck

i'd say most people who give a shit could tell the difference between consumer electronics upon observation

yeah, people who give a shit

again, most people don't

that's true. taking my friend phone shopping was an eye opener for that

like "pass the ipad" is convenient lingo for "pass the big screen"

better than "pass the 2016 model Samsung Tab"

tbh normie behaviour

is super unattractive

"pass the Q3 2016 aftermarket asus bluetooth keyboard"

like if I lived with someone who was so lazy when it came to popular culture

caring about popular culture

>popular culture

and only litsens to what the radio is pumping out of the top 50 spotify playlist

m8 I'm sure there's plenty of popular culture you don't recognise

I would move instantly

and the minor variations in chink tablets isn't culture

I know that and its good

>radio pumping out top 50 spotify lists
>not popular culture

Do you know what popular means?

got the sentence wrong

sry

>I play video games, like technology and use the internet
is 99% of people now

the radio has spotify?

the radio is more influenced by spotify now

shit goes massive on spotify and they just copy paste that

what a crazy world i've been ignoring

http://boards.4chan.org/vg/thread/147753735#p147780785 well I guess this is settled now

Aeon of
Strife -
Styled
Fortress
Assault
Game
Going
On
Two
Sides

lost it

popular culture in swedish means "movies, games, music, art" etc

what popular culture do i need to know about to move in with you mao?

do some research

i know about all the good stuff

find what you like

if you've slept with more than 1 (ONE) person you're already invalidated

dont care what it is

ah fuck

ROFL

What if I like lolicon yuri doujins, is that popular culture enough for you?

if you really like it

thats nice

I think Mao just means "I want to live with smelly nerds like me who obsess over things to an unhealthy degree"

I lived in Barcelona for a year

I was living together with a 32 year old grill

but she behaved like she was 18

anyway

nicki minaj was here favorite "artist"

i just wasted 30 mins

>if you really like it
I have a browser window with about 100 tabs open dedicated to that shit

how do you know she wasnt an 18 year old pretending to be 32. you got played

turns out that usb input gets fucked when you try to put something in something that doesnt want something to be put in it

she looked like she was 40

i just raped my computer

and thought it fried my mouse

i know a dude who is 21 looks 30

@Deleted User Did it say no? If it didn't say no then it's not rape

also today i learned that you can short circuit anything

holy fuck who cares what music some woman listens to, I feel like I'm the only one here who grew out of the manchild mentality

people can look like anything

i think the fact that the cable had little plastic pieces stopping it from being plugged in was enough @cathy

i short circuited the pc by first plugging in the usb header sd card reader

most people here mute their discords when I start playing music in mitubot, don't see me crying about it

then by plugging in another mouse

I could call all of you normies for it

it's just music

DO YOU KNOW HOW IT WAS LIVING WITH A PERSON WHO LIKES TO REPEAT LITSEN TO "BO-BO-BOB-BO BOM BAY SUPERBASS" 40X TIMES FOR MANY MONTHS?

with her stereo

i did that wehn superbass came out

she probably got into nicki minaj hearing it in the club while out enjoying the nightlife

and having fun

and having sex with more than 1 (one) person

I find I only like that kind of music if I hear it in the club

because it ties to good memories

i find surf maps on cs really fit that party music

I thought bongs only went to pubs

dont know what it is about it

thats were good white civilized people are

just jammin when surfin

clubs are degenerate

no rave culture started here m8

they're not degenerate so much as they are useless beyond being single and horny

i fucking hate servers that play music

especially when the music commands dont work

Tink of them as a resort where working class people go to forget about the week

!play music commands totally work

kek

and its so fucking loud b/c they don't tie it to the ingame music slider

im talking about csgo die

oh right

i hate that there's no choice for voice sliding audio in csgo

yeah

aren't people clearing out of cs:go en masse after the cs:go lotto shit?

but surfing with beats can't be beat

@Deleted User no

same with loading screens

it means nothing to most

just got my first paycheck rofl

300$ for 20 hours

seemgood

CSGOLotto is not owned by valve

I need a job

Valve allows it to happen, they could lock those sites out of their API

try daycare they always need ppl

atleast here

they make money off of it so they dont block it

I will see the day people stop sucking off Valve and wipe the jizz cloud from their eyes

and notice that they don't make games anymore

and never will

again

valve are pretty shit

i dont like valve but i like cs

and i wish surf maps were their own game

and ttt should be it's own game

well thats what they did with counterstrike

surf maps are there to give you a stat boost as you start some youtube drama

they made it a standalone

but standaloes today suck

looks at dayz

surf maps are so relaxing and reqarding

i think they have the same principle as sprint races

efficiency based gameplay

it's a good thing

oh one thing ive always wanted to ask about scottish

why

the fuck

do scotting ppl speak pretty normal

Hey /csg/

but suddenly when you are gonna say "about"

sorry for the spam

we just released a new game in my company

would you like to try it?

I'll set about ye

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.pmstudio.wonderball
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/id1091366179

you say "ABOÅÅÅUUUUUT"

m8 there's a million different scottish accents

because of their accent

oh nice dling the game

weegie, dundonian, edinburgers

also jjrc h22 drone is weak as fug

the legs are so weak

all sound completely different

all decend from tribes

alraedy broke two landing pads

and the tribes had different inflections in accent

scots is really interesting

like trying to listen to it

big clive has the best accent

we have like 4 accents

i coudl listen to him tear apart chink shit for the rest of my life

western/southern/easter/north

kinda monotome language tbh

hard to express yourself

I have old recordings of me with a thicker accent

wish I didn't listen to a dumb cow from toronto for years and lose it

some comedians here can rattle through all the accents

it's kind of crazy how different they are

did you not hear my m8 that time I left my discord on?

anyway i'm off for a bit, comfy if you have more questions about lighting and video shit hit me up i'm glad to help

thanks for the help lad

@Deleted User why does the game need to botnet a lot?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpVhSx0fZwM

that's what my mates sound like

YE WHIT

if im gonna be honest

I had to download subtitles when I downloaded This is England 86

I can understand it all okay

my dad is really heavy scots

he was the one talking shit about pakis on discord once

ROFL

THE VIDEO

scottish call centres are funny because people are so anal about us talking with a neutral slow as molasses pace the minute they hear an accent

so people talk like they're talking to toddlers

then drop the call and go AH WHIT THAT WUZ A FUCKIN HEAVER OF A CALL MAWN

AH'M OAF FOR A PISS

right back Ah Hello how can I help you today?

I had the last remaining accent I had shouted out of me by people who don't even try to listen the second they hear any scots

it's like their excuse to act handicapped

"HOW CAN I TALK TO YOU IF YOU'RE SOME GUY FROM SCOTLAND"

I guess hed be happy getting guiden by mister pajeet rashad

hello I am from Microsoft you have a virus on your computer

my grandfather called one of those

fuck I put my discord on for that, one of those called my m8

he was telling the story

guess none of you heard it

rofl

thankfully i put him on a chromebook they said his computer was "obsolete"

one of those called me also

I told them I had a mac

"ah, ah cannae get to my computer m8 I've been in a car crash, fucked both my legs"

then he shouted "AH AH I'VE FALLEN AN CANNAE GET UP FUCK"

they dont do calls now they just redirect you to popups on images of a "bsod"

with a phone number

>imagening a scott communicating with a pajeet

screaming in fake agony at Pajeet

my sides

they say "a missing .net framework file is because of harmfull virus"

we have to communicate with pajeet a lot

harmfull virus

they sell us the kebabs

pajeets make kebabs?

if they're brown they're pakis

to the scots

doesn't matter what kind of brown they come from

im a curry

all pakis

only half curry

lfmao

wew lad

it's the great equalizer

sihk, muslim, indian, all pakis

I went into an indian restaurant during work today

I thought it was just a normal indian place

like kinda hoodie

but apperently it was an INDIAN 5 star restaurant

I only wanted to ask to go to the bathroom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUTA_OkG-8M >Mao.mp4

they dont have a toilet silly

they were nice anyway

its an indian restaurant

I was at work, and then this couple came in, white norwegian woman and a really black man, I mean really REALLY black, tbh that's a rare sight here in the north, but man was he polite

you poo on the floor

tfw one time I put a couple on hold, came back, they didn't realise I had left hold and were ranting about how they hate "the scotch" and wish we'd all died in the independence wars

all this shit

some lord and lady

blacks are usually pretty polite if they manage to get out of their slums

shows they know how to win over the whites

Just got my chink bluetooth fold up keyboard

Today is a good day

oh god

skyrim run on sgdq

and

a gay wedding in game

he went gay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkRY_kA2Aaw

oh

nvm

>implying any woman in skyrim resembles a woman without mods

I haven't been paying attention to the run

lfmao alex jones

HIGH ENERGY

>never had as much energy in my whole life as Alex Jones has daily