@Julian only their filters

their tobacco bag is pretty nice if it wasnt in baby blue

theres a sand-colour version too

its the strongest tobacco I've tried by far

used to make me dizzy for a bit

then again I didnt smoke when I tried it (I dont smoke now either)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72sPmkpxCvc

DIY chinkbook pro

wifi doesent work though very sad

i want a hackintosh lol

alibaba signed a deal with renault

woaw

https://www.banggood.com/Ulefone-Armor-2-5_0-Inch-6GB-RAM-64GB-ROM-Helio-P25-Octa-Core-2_6GHz-4G-Smartphone-p-1186091.html?gmcCountry=IT&currency=EUR&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc_fashion&utm_content=helen&utm_campaign=Cmc-dm2-cart2&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIt4-086nf2QIV0UUbCh3lEwyMEAEYASACEgL1ovD_BwE&cur_warehouse=HK y/n?

I currently have a huawei GX8 and am really liking the look of this

@fedora Wifi seems to be a very common issue for Hackintrash.

yes with hackintosh laptops

desktops its fine

damn that looks like a really not-bad phone

6gb ram, 4700mah battery

some octacore

ulefone

no

p25

no

idk how much more powerful it would be as I already have a phone with snapdragon 615 octacore @Julian

@Lefteris reasons?

oh

28nm vs 16nm

p25 is a mistake

p23 is ok

snapp is god

explain @Lefteris

bugs

p25 phones are usually really buggy

efficiency is really bad

>As part of the Alibaba pact, Renault will install connectivity software developed by the e-commerce giant in its Koleos and Kadjar SUVs in China starting this year.
fuck off

Ah, I see... thanks. What bugs? @Lefteris

though one time my 615 phone deleted all my photos and permissions of apps ._.

I had pictures of my namibia trip there....

bugs can be from play store not working to any app randomly crashing not working, random restarts and general annoyance

Wait hold the fuck on

reno wants to improve sales on china

good move there

These niggas going to analyze my driving behavior to reccomend me aliexpress ads?

only for chink vehicles

😓

and connectivity is informatives i think

the stuff that goes in your center console tablet

That's also directly controlling the car 😐

Well anything after 2017

no?

the tablets only get info from the ecu

they dont output signals to it

Well uhh

WELL UH INTERNET TOLD ME MY VEHICLE CAN BE HACKED

!!

Not that lmao

remote entry was a mistake tho

yes

*keyless*

didn't the Vault7 scandal prove that vehicles can be affected through them?

I mean most infotainment systems control suspension engine power exhaust systems and a hell of a lot more

ah i see

yeah forgot about adaptive stuff

althought thats usually in high end stuff and locked in certain modes

Guess I'll keep the G8 for the time being

I really wish I had a camera button though...

This for example has an option to adjust the WHOLE vehicle with a few taps on the screen

>when you can't drive a vehicle because its busy updating

jfc

smart cars are a mistake

But but... I love tesla

@Deleted User Not if they update during "off" hours.

I love tesla too but...

Lol this would be worth 100 keks

😂

Drive to wherever, work for example -> start update -> leave the car. Done. Ezpz.

Imagine being chased by a killer and the only way to escape is by driving to the police department.
>software update in progress

tbh my ideal vehicle is a crudely modified passat with an electric motor controlled by rheostat <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

Pinnacle of German engineering

mom had one of those, or close

it was an A4

she's getting a new car soon

Nice

she called me 4 times in 5 minutes during class while setting up the contacts in the handsfree yesterday ._.

HEY AUDI CALL TONDEDE

if I got to pick a car...

it would definitely be a small campervan

wouldn't even have to be a T4, something like one of those camper Caddy would be a-ok

no cash tho

If I would pick up my first car that ISNT a Tesla it would be a mercedes glc coupe

heheh

Yeah I love electric cars too

I saw some electric campervan builds, they were cool

SUVs are gay

SUV master race

offroad or onroad make a pick

worst of both worlds

Offroad capable suv

😉

it's these autistic blonde trophy wives who cant see over their hood let alone know how to drive a large car that cause the most accidents

SUVs shouldnt exist

anyone who needs one is better off with a four by four truck

only merit they have is larger load space for batteries

>suv's shouldn't exist
Right in the feels...

😭

Remember that you are beautiful no matter what they say...

the only decent SUVs are obese sedans anyways

1. tesla a shit
2. <#189467888657235970>

Yep we should take this too <#189467888657235970>

chinks like teslas

checkm8

Europeans like Tesla double strike

GLC are like 200k for a good model

i went to my post box to check on my beautiful chink packages and there weren't any plus I got my electricity bill 😡

Ouch

'

going biking at night today and trying out the stock convoy s+

$24 for a scissor arm wtf

i like how there is a coupon for batteries that involves greece in <#287939846662651906> yet they dont ship to greece

🤔

That shit is cheaper from the Fatherland.

@ mic arm

@Lefteris <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Does anyone have a guide for interacting with customer support?

Is there something like that?

Also, can I make the chinks give me discounts for shopping at their store multiple times?

There is only one rule in chink customer service

Talk shitty English just like they do dear

That's kinda true, I tried using clear proper English and the rep had problems understanding

Doesn't really matter imo, the two times I got chinked they didn't respond whatsoever.

can someone link good desk fan using 18650?

i recognize that meme

@Tribit

@emre GONGTIAN MEME FAN SUPREME

@emre https://www.ebay.com/itm/Original-F95B-Portable-Fan-with-Rechargeable-18650-li-ion-Battery-Blue-/282064127528

so the 5 dollars one of these on aliexpress are shit then?

p sure those are fake

what about this @Tribit instead

https://www.gearbest.com/home-decors/pp_180093.html

also gongtian(whatever that is) and cheaper

@emre the Gearbest one is real I think

the one I linked is guaranteed real and if you ask they'll send you the 2016 "Storm" version

https://i.gyazo.com/78900c6f7b8dec3f1085cce4fa191671.png

>package came inr

>dont remeber ordering anything

@Julian#4501 thanks dude

@Julian#4501 thanks dude

Wrapped really nicely

fucking hell man

never works properly

@Julian

wew

god powers

Well played, drunk me.

wtf

y tho

I got drunk and convinced myself it was a good idea, I guess. May as well review it.

First off it stinks of cheap latex gloves

And there are mold defects out of packaging, first seeing it I dropped it thinking someone used it and returned it covered in.... thier stuff

Not ruling it out.

Just poorly made I think

or some poor factory worker has to test every batch

boy that cunt must be numb as fuck

Vibration intensity is really mediocore, pretty much dollar store massager levels but I dont know how high it can feasibly go because I dont have sex toys.

Looking back I paid about 8 dollars for it like 3 months ago from aliexpress.

dude if you need a good wand from Ali I've got a recommendation

So if you're looking for a sextoy or an actual massager dont bother with this one. Note: I'm on Canadian 120V so maybe it might be diffrent for euros

what is that

it's more expensive than this one, but it's quality

wait

is that a vibrator?

i thought it was some women's skin care tool

Massage wand. Probably going to tear it apart and use it for a vibratory polisher

Not entirely sure how your'e supposed to use this as a guy

Besides an actual massager, in which case I need it in camo so its not gay.

@BIRDzone may as well in case anyone else is in the market

http://s.aliexpress.com/ziIju6fu?fromSns

Thanks.

Alright, took it apart and its dead simple, baisic circuit with actual surge protection so thabks for meeting minimum standards for health and safty, I guess. Meh solder job but it doesn't vibrate too fast or hard anyway, correction on the mould defect, it is actually latex or silicon paint, not sure why I thought they would bother with an actual overmolding setup. Wires are half assedly hot glued to a couple points for I guess vibration mitigation but I cant imagine it helping much.

Vibration is by an unbalanced weight at a motor, you could feasibly add weight to increase vibration but like I said the wiring is safe but not solid.

Also the soft head thingy is hot glued on, I have no idea how you are expected to clean it if you use it for its intended purpose because liquid and goo will eventually wander under the skin and crust up

Im going to wash my hands now.

@turnerturing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyuv3WXPQsM

new thread up https://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/65037105

Hi, are any chink wireless earbuds worth it or will they explode in my ear ?

I mean airpods clones

airpods a shit

both the original and even more so the clones

oh okay

yeah it's no necessary made for the musician, apple it's for sheep

<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

I have jbl bluethooth earphone, and it's have good bass, really good quality for the price. I think if you want a good earphone for the sport, and good quality music, it'es around 100 euros

what model

@turnerturing this was an interesting teardown ty

Get some airpods

@bentech they cost 150$ 😮

@turnerturing#0259 oh cool what flashlight is that?

also this horrible ass shit arrived

Not a fan of the ink?

the solder sucker doesn't even have a silicone tip, it's plastic

nibba it's not ink

it's anaerobic glue

@Sapharanth it might be teflon

Hmm

It is slippery

Lemme get my lighter

oh fuck yeah

what a surpise, teflon's expensive

@Sapharanth do you happen to know any decent chink solder flux

im too lazy to buy some locally

you mean solder with flux core or just actual flux?

actual flux

i have one of those generic pens but fuck all comes out of that

just buy locally that has shipping lol

@Goz3rr Bought a no clean one locally, surprise, you have to clean it

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

@Goz3rr And I have a chink paste that i melted down and put it in a syringe

I don't know if it does anything, I use it preemptively

Sorry I can't help you bro

i should just cop some from work thinking of it

im sure they wouldn't mind ordering some extra for me next time

Yep

Buy MURICAN HOMEGROWN ILLINOIS TRUMP flux if you wanna do it right

I even ordered solid rosin once

im europoor tho

I've dissolved it in isopropyl alcohol, seems to work well but leaves a nasty layer afterwards

i spent big bux on a 200g roll of duratech 60/40 rosin core and i like never needed flux again

separate flux is useful for desoldering

i havent had much issue

I don't know

Never had problems with 2 lead parts

But I can hardly get desoldering braid to work

It works ok on the surface but doesn't S U C C solder from the vias

yeah now try 256 pin smd parts <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

I would if I had a hot air station

It's on The List though

im currently doing some research at work and it involved making some dev boards, which are basically STM32 mcu's with a 3 port switch onboard

several coworkers have already approached me asking if i can order some extra ones for their personal use

lol

ordered my knife last week

What use is a 3 port switch tho

@Deleted User What knife?

original knife by jufule

one of the ports is connected to the mcu, the other two are just regular magjacks