theres a g-g-girl on our discord <:pepewot:327934404234313739>

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@Hanzer no there is not

I made her begone

Csg stays MGTOW

thank you brave knight

Fitting name :^)

pls no ban

Pretty

pretty gay

What is that?

handegg cockring

And what is that?

Also wtf

Thank you very much for ordering from Gearbest.

We are preparing your order, we need to confirm your delivery address.

.help

I'm here

https://youtu.be/GVj7NnAj_Ps

@Cole 🤢

man I'm sad, ordered my note 4x december 27th, entered my country on january 18th, since then no news

@Windatica don't you dare trash talk the D4

shoulda paid 4 dhl

alright so I bid on a nextbit Robin and accidentally won should I cancel the order or no

currently on red meme 4g but the screen is fucked

i accidentally washed my soundmagic pl11's

in the washing machine

rip

eh they're dirt cheap

but they sound different now

so i'm looking to buy something new

they're like $10

If you are going to throw them out anyway try to rinse them with distilled water, use a q tip to remove as much water as possible and them put them in a bag with either rice or dessicent

@Frederica Bernkastel https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2017-New-ETERNAL-Super18-In-Ear-Earphone-18BA-Drive-Unit-DIY-HIFI-Monitoring-Earphone-With-2Pin/32801533470.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/7N-8-Core-Plated-Silver-Earphone-Cable-For-KZ-ZS5-UE-PRO18-W4R-Single-Crystal-Copper/32816843561.html

Wtf, ZSRs just arrived via local courier

what's the wtf part

Fastway Couriers

local courier?

Yeah

oh yeah, happens from time to time

Maybe they're not actually

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fastway_Couriers

But was just heaps weird, normally it comes via Auspost

certain Chinese shipping is, from my understanding, sent to a warehouse in or near your country and then shipped again via a local courier

Yep, by the looks of this label yeah

Was shipped out via ESLink

To their fulfilment depot here in Botany, Aus

Which would explain the strange ESLink88 tracking

so far out of all my chink purchases it only happened like twice

Yeah it's not the first time

I think that time was with gaybeast too

Brb gonna post about the ZSR in Chi-Fi

can any flashlight autist id the light?

uhhhhhhhhh

from this photo alone? no, but I'm guessing it's a Nitecore

the silver tactical bezel and the general look of the light make me think that

yeah I'm almost certain it's Nitecore

searching

actually I just searched the entire Nitecore catalogue and there's no light matching this

the closest one is a TM15 http://flashlight.nitecore.com/product/tm15

but that's not it

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any alternatives to comfy reviews

I'll just wait for a response in the thread, something about the shape is very pleasing

the fucking PRICE on that custom iem

@johnfrum it's gonna be something really obvious I can feel it

I can't find the fucking site for comparing batteries and flashlights 😭

fucks sake

http://parametrek.com/ holy shit I had to turn on my pc for this

fuck me

@johnfrum#8811 did anyone reply yet

@johnfrum

Dear,

MOTHERF

@johnfrum **Imalent DX80**

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ynqJL9J4DQ

my job here is done

back to trying to sleep and failing horribly

Nice, thanks.

https://www.gearbest.com/led-flashlights/pp_681520.html?wid=21

GB17LED might still get you 12% off

@johnfrum I spent all this time searching for it, now pls buy

>380

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

**pls buy**

D-dear friend

I think this is like THE brightest light out there right now

one that you don't have to build

the battery pack is integrated and it comes with its own charger

@johnfrum you're lucky I turned my PC on, only then I saw the mode button properly and knew what I was looking at

Nigga go to sleep

https://zeroair.wordpress.com/2017/11/26/imalent-dx80-flashlight-review/

a written review

@johnfrum I'm not sleeping until you buy it

I've been awake since 4am, it's now 6am

Wait does it vent right into the body?

no point in sleeping more

@johnfrum do you not want a bomb light or something

I dunno, feels like it wouldnt be particularly weather proof at that point

where did you even find the vent thing

Youtube review

Imalent claims it's IPX-8

With that charge port and that heat sink design?

yes

Need a hero to dunk thier 400 dollar meme light into water

the charge port is hidden under a flap

https://zeroair.wordpress.com/2017/11/26/imalent-dx80-flashlight-review/20171124-img_6378/

True but those rarely hold back water, especially if you use them regularly

well you're buying it so you can tell me

actualy nvm ipx 8 is 3 ft of water

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

BUY THE FUCKING LIGHT JOHN

If I had the money I would just make my own autist portable lighthouse

One with a simple on and off instead of a fucking firmware UI

>not wanting UI

🤢

Again, for what reason?

so you can turn on the light in any mode you wish?

Yes. On.

or off

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

I mean having a 32000 lumen light with only on or off

so you like to go blind

on/off, and a slider for brightness

happy now??

touchscreen slider

You have abandoned subtlety with a fucking cokecan sized flashlight

No, that's chinky

@johnfrum you literally can't hate ramping UI though

press for on/off

hold for more light
release
hold for less light

@johnfrum just buy the BLF Q8

ramping UI is godlike

I'd probably get it stuck on rave mode and get sued for giving an epileptic child 4 miles away seizures

my sides are in orbit

@johnfrum cleanse the earth from defective children

also

>getting sued

Amerifat btfo

a country of true freedom

So what kits do they sell for imalent level light?

"kits"

I'm very sure you just have to build your own one from zero

this level of autism isn't even covered by flashlight part websites

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

even if you solder the LEDs and driver and battery circuitry together

you still won't have anything to put them in

unless you CNC your own case

at which point I would be extremely impressed

alternatively just put them in a cardboard box and watch the world burn

True bit you can just use off the shelf aluminum tubes, main problem would be heat sinking and realization you have given up sex to be with flashlights

by world I mean your house

you could put them in a pvc tube

Like a wide pvc tube

yeah and put ball bearings and nails in there too

fiberglass and epoxy would be better at that point but the heat would be an issue

just in case

Fuck it, just watercool the son of a bitch

I could show off a huge autismlight cooled by Intel stock heatsinks

I wonder how flexible you can make them by annealing, would save a lot of time if you can just use old pc heat sinks

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I like what's happening here

a coming massdrop scam?

@johnfrum I'd buy it

got my miband 2 today

pretty excited

you

the fuck

This is as excited as one can be about a miband.

Who doesnt love the thought of chinese fitness botnet?

also they already make heat sink ls for LEDs apparently, would just need to figure how to arrange like 8 fuckhuge ones onto one and focus the light https://m.aliexpress.com/item/32273730178.html?pid=808_0000_0109&spm=a2g0n.search-amp.list.32273730178

Wahey

what is it

A laptop

mi notebook pro

yes it is a laptop can confirm

Is it? <:thonk:288060975775612929>

shit maybe not

that laptop is really nice

More pics @Spaghetti Noodles

Wise falling for the Chink botnet tbh

Not gonna buy one though. Waiting for poozen Chinkpads

@kylemd I got the bt cable two weeks ago, my only complaint is the battery, i wish it was 6h at least ;/

apart from that, it sound EXACTLY the same as wired

IMO

@Spaghetti Noodles dude nice. how much was it and what config

@Cole it's the i7 8550U/16GB RAM unit, got it for about $1440 AUD from gearbest

Pretty good damn deal

Chink windows was a brief pain in the ass but I just formatted and reinstalled

8550U, wew

I'm still waiting for hexacore mobile CPUs dammit

@Spaghetti Noodles Why? Did you at least backup and transfer the Chinese botnet goodies to your new install?

Intel stop witholding them senpai

@kontroll ah well I mean it comes with Home Single Language and I can't read Chinese, I am curious as to whether said version does have special surveillance stuff in it though

My EZBook3 came with a bunch of cheena goodies at least.

Not even well hidden. They'd show up in the alt+tab list every now and again.

I really should get to installing a proper OS on it though. Red Star or something.

Just nuke the OS and install LTSB

@Spaghetti Noodles n i c e.

uuu my usb hub is almost here

i want my fuckin TINS

CHINKS

PLS

tins?

Tin t2

oh, audio memes

lul

i still dont have my fake shures

Fake shures?

can you buy chink cars abroad?

yes

alibaba.com

at least they used to have normal production cars too

elephone U pro has sd660

<:googlethink:328536447219138561>

with a larger budget they stopped producing shite

you can get a mi mix 2 for just a bit more

yes its super overpriced

mi6 is cheaper

but mix 2 has that neat design

mix 2 big gay

also theres a mi 6x on the way

also a redmi note 5

possibly tho

fuck if rn5 comes out it's going to be good

i think i'm upgrading to rn5

if it's actually good

i'll sell my rn3 instantly

I'm happy with my 4prime
Prolly wait till 7 at least

I want mia2

Plz xiaomi

I bought a soundmagic e50

Not really excited...

Why did you buy them then

omfg my local post office is going full retard

what the fuck are they doing

https://www.theverge.com/circuitbreaker/2018/2/5/16965478/amazfit-bip-smartwatch-price-announcement

its normie watch now

sighhh

time to give up on it

@Deleted User forget about buying it

>apple was the first and only smart watch

😡

this was supposed to end when jobs died of super aids

holy shit every tech site is shilling it

atm

what a wonderful coincidence

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