Wast iz

🤔

What are you even ordering

Ya got any darts

Aye

Giddy up Canada

looking for xiaomi xiaofang cameras

I guess they got discontinued because of the hacked firmware

might just buy four from an ebay seller

$100 for four 1080p rtsp cameras is a heck of a deal

I'm so confused

how many programming panties do you have to order to get the seller to wish you happy holidays? <:thonk:288060975775612929>

>Bertldw

woman's underwear

kek

apparently I bought shoelaces from that seller long time ago that's why they're writing to me <:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

they never got delivered either

kek he's got some nerve

Dear my good friend

Damn

> implying you just bought shoelaces

Also this

<:alithink:327930371796893698>

did you buy shoelaces for your birb? @BIRDzone

they love that shit

used to buy bundles and let them wreck them

nope but now when you mention it I might order bunch of cheap colorful shoelaces to braid them and give them to birbs

Does anyone have experience with electric razors? Like those fuckers with the 3 blades which spin?

I shave around once a week at the moment and i'm a lazy fucker. Would they help? Is the shave smooth?

i have an electric shaver i got for cheap and it worked great

razors are better

the electric ones are a bit harsh on your skin

i use a razor now, i wanna learn to use a straight razor but effort.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2015New-3-in1-Washable-Rechargeable-Electronic-Shaver-Triple-Blade-Electric-Shaving-Razors-Men-Face-Care-5D/32318302426.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10152_10151_10065_10344_10068_10342_51102_10343_10340_10341_10084_10083_10304_10307_10301_10312_10313_10059_10314_10534_100031_10604_10103_10605_10594_10142-10342,searchweb201603_25,ppcSwitch_7&algo_expid=792e7227-a6f3-4b29-9aec-a1069ee17c53-1&algo_pvid=792e7227-a6f3-4b29-9aec-a1069ee17c53&rmStoreLevelAB=5

i got that one not long ago and it's pretty good, well built

>chink url.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2Pin-Cable-PC-Arcade-Joystick-Acrylic-Panel-Case-USB-Cable-Encoder-Board-Push-Buttons-6-Colors/32840233523.html

im probably going to buy this

looks nifty

yeah if i do it right im going to use it to play dumb games

Pretty sure I saw some YT video where a guy built that.

Was it on LGR maybe?

oh reallly?

Could also just be very similar looking.

yeah i know nothing about hcink switches

i just wanted a simple USB arcade ting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vG4QsH43gBg

Closest thing I could find in my YT history.

But I know I watched that at a later time.

its really rad

i want one as well tbh

how many more PMs do we need

i hope chinks ship my chink

@Julian I only got one

😭

hey guys any neat 18650 deals going on at the moment

my friend got a 1300d with some lenses for christmas

dam

@Deleted User id pm you but i dont know you well enough comfy-kun

also you never post deals for things i want rip

Chinks finally shipped my shit but DHL courier never even tries to stop by my apartment before declaring that I'm just not home and sending the fucking thing back 😂

I'm gonna fucking rape somebody

New type of fidget toy
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Finger-ABS-Golden-Silver-Egg-Decompression-Toys-Finger-Desk-Rotating-Tumbler-Spinner-Dazzle-Dance-Gyro/32839418672.html

@Tribit youre missing an l at the end pal

😂

couldn't figure it out on my end \😂 \👌

@Julian fixed

thanks Dear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OMdyl4idpU

🥚

@Julian ah yes but a regular egg won't turn upside down when you spin it

it only scrambles

what if you boil it

chinkmate

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Not the kind of egg I'd be interested in buying.

May I offer you an egg in this trying time

why tf does some chink stuff arrive within 2 weeks and other by 2 months

cant they average it out

decided to get a zuk z2 but they're all out of stock on gearbest wat do?

btw i just want the black normal one (not pro or plus)

sold out on banggood too

Gearbest says "We regret to inform you that this item is no longer being sold." in an email

is the zukz2 sold at all anymore?

Zuk is dead

So

All phones are just old stock

I havents used discord in weeks

HOLY FUCK WHAT IS WITH THAT GEARBEST LEAK?????

Not even worried tbh

your info has undoubtedly been leaked 20+ times over without your knowledge

Use KeePass or something. Problem solved.

yeah wiht public records too

You'd be surprised how much info even I'M privy to, as a fucking burger flipper. Doctors and patients leave documentation sitting out literally every day. We have a dedicated bin just for shredding this kind of shit

I heard talks of replacing SS# as identifiers, since it was never meant to be a universal ID kind of thing

Just today some dude left a huge ream of papers that included his SS#, his full name and address, and, for whatever fucking reason, back and front scans of several credit/debit cards

If someone with ill intent had found that shit, he'd be FUCKED

I work at a photo lab developing people's personal photos and handling ID and shit and I don't see this much info what the fuck

holy shit my Bluetooth speaker arrived

one last 11/11 shipment to go

RedmiMi6

@Cole gonna pay them to slow your shipment down 😂

listen here you little shit

Does the Redmi use an OLED panel??

I'm seeing burn in

The G logo on Gboard is burnt into my screen

Should I scream at GB for a new phone

I am 99% sure it's not oled

Oh wait

Wait yeah nah

IPS

The G logo is faintly burnt in

Gonna use one of those burn in fixers for a couple hrs

are these new ultra widescreen phone a meme?

like redmi 5

Redmi 5 plus*

And idk, good if you watch a lot of movies

But other than that

No real difference

Black bars on each side with normal video playback

what about in goyims

do you see further on the sides?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@TCxUFATIME thoughts on vaping?

Good as an alternative to quitting cigarettes, fedora for any other reason

*tips*

I've seen people start vaping to quit smoking cigs and then turn into steam engines

chucking away all the time like a well oiled locomotive

a-at least i'm not getting cancer r-right

why would you give up @fedora ?

cole only sucks on straight 18650's

cutting out the middle man juice

Hrrrm. Feeling like making something disgustingly gaudy lighting wise to put on the window sill.

Perhaps something pink.

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/ORICO-Aluminum-4-Ports-USB-3-0-Clip-type-HUB-for-Desktop-Laptop-Clip-Range-10/1938249_32836996707.html

fancy

friend received the 25$ pixart 3360 mouse said it's pretty good

gonna order one myself

Should I order a GPD Pocket?

I want a cute mobile machine that I can shitpost with

not worth it!!

@Droidbot most tablets can do that

tablets + keyboards suck ass tho

and tablets don't have the nipple uwu

Are there any good chink laptops?

@Droidbot wait for the Pocket 2 imo

https://youtu.be/d476g-nDl8E

Win 2 is looking great

Like me

😎

@Silent https://techtablets.com/recommended-chinese-notebooks-brands/

Nice 📷

Or just a Thinkpad

I don't want it for business use, just to carry around

@z3rk did he provide more info on the mouse

@Silent I don't think anybody on /g/ uses a Thinkpad for business use kek

The X series is light enough to carry around

It's to replace a dying 2012 Macbook Pro

@Droidbot Better spend that money on a prostitute. They've got TWO nipples, if not more.

I use it mostly for browsing the internet with 30,000 Chrome tabs

@Julian

yeah he did, just waiting for hektik

I'd get an X230 and max out the ram slots personally but the Xiaomi Pro might be what you're looking for

Looks like a macbook pro

https://youtu.be/Rv3EWrlPLvc

the next time anyone asks for a usb soundcard a bot should automatically post this https://www.aliexpress.com/item/ORICO-External-USB-Sound-Card-Stereo-Mic-Speaker-Headset-Audio-Jack-3-5mm-Cable-Adapter-Mute/32828140623.html

I don't care about looks, I just don't want it to get warm or mind falling off desks

falling off desks <:googlethink1:328536264292827139>

Thinkpad then, they're practically indestructible

get a *30 and switch to the classic keyboard

What's the difference between an X230 and an X270?

A few generations

X230 = roughly 2012, 3rd gen i5

If you pick up the i5 model.

Yeah

Oh, the Thinkpad only has a 1080p screen?

why are you surprised

@Julian

But yeah, the X is the series, 2 is the screen size + 10 inches (ie. 12"), the 3 is the generation, and the 0 is just there for good measure as far as I'm aware.

@transience put a 1080p IPS in his X230 which looks nice but yeah, they're not retina like Apple

even my deathadder cracks a bit if I try hard enough

Well shit,

There's a few chink laptops with retina screens

Then we return to chink laptops

Chuwi 12.3

side buttons not that clicky as well, but he said it's a complete steal for 25$

ordered one myself already

Even the IPS panels are a mixed bag for ThinkPads

There's LG and AUO panels, with the latter said to have better colours and less glare

Ugh

I'd just get the Xiaomi Notebook Pro @Silent it's probably the kind of thing you're looking for spec wise

I have the LG panel and the colours are quite bland and undersaturated but still a vast improvement over the TN panel

what colour wrap to get for this badboy

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/12-x60-Gold-Black-Car-Decal-Carbon-Fiber-Vinyl-DIY-Wrap-Sheet-Roll-Film-Sticker-Decal/32260499629.html

get red

and make the amd helmet from that meme

<:alithink:327930371796893698>

I vote leopad print.

is this clock boy ahmed from the future

amd helmet would burn up while driving

don't bother

@Julian no its raja kodhuri he works for Intel now

when you can't be a woman in tech with universities and corporations fighting over you, you just get your rich upper middle class parents to coordinate "events" for you like clock boy ahmed

worked for dapple the crypto fraudster (and compulsive liar)

@transience was faking his friend's death the event?

my university email inbox gets inundated with placements advertisements from the CS department

not even kidding, 80% are for women only

Near death I should.say

their parents probably discussed hamish pushing him off the cliff edge beforehand

poor kid probably didnt suspect a thing

and it was made to look like an accident to him

🤔

how else would you voluntarily get your kid to be a total pushover for another family's son? <:chink:323022148870602752>

@Julian dappleface's friend fell off a cliff and almost died but the whole news article is an interview with dapple and his dad

They barely mention the near death thing

what the fugg

it just so happens that he carried a beacon with him to alert the authorities

I doubt the average 14 year old gives more than a minute of thought to what they bring on a trip to the countryside

>we're all pawns in a 14 year old rich kid's 4D chess game

wasnt he with friends as well?

yet 90% of the article is about dapple

no mention of his other friends <:alithink:327930371796893698>

@transience I wonder if he's reading this now

He is

Hi dapple

👋

pretty sure he has an alt he uses for lurking

👋

My friend bought those battery powered sole heaters

The absolute madman

Walking on lipo pouches

It was nice knowing him

>be ahmed the clock boy
>cop a pair of chinky shoes with sole heaters powered by 18650s
>walking down the hallway in high school
>some of the 18650s start venting
>fire alarm goes off
>chad notices smoke coming from your feet shits his pants
>terror incident gets reported to authorities
>turns out you just wore autism shoes
>media starts picking up on the story
>receive scholarships from MIT and stanford without spending a minute in the exam hall
>receive job offers from prestigious tech firms
>???
>profit

👌

Zanflare flashlight arrived today. 👍🏿

No batteries. 👎🏿

Funny little case for it as well. But the opening is too small, so I can't actually put the flashlight inside the damn case.

hey guys

just got a mi note 3

how do I install the google play store?

just have to download the apk?

si

@ubmit i suggest flashing a stock rom