Butt stuff?

Butt stuff.

>butt stuff
Reddit out pls

@Mglv here's a downboat ⬇

literally toxic community where's my safe space

I got a shaving apron and some foam tips in the mail today. 👍🏿

Still no sign of the feckin ZS6 bastards.

does anyone know how to stop meizu from killing telegram notifications

flyme is such a piece of shit

stop using meizu <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

@kontroll >euros are ashamed of wearing bibs so they call it shaving aprons

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>shaving apron

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is this the early 19th century

just get an electric shaver lmao

I wonder if the Xiaomi shaver is on discount somewhere yet

I miss Comfy.

@Cole It's FOR electric shavers.

what

You put on the apron thingy, use suction cups on the mirror and voila, it catches them li'l stubblies.

No mess to clean up. 👍🏿

what the fuck

electric shavers are 💯

whoever uses razors is just an ignorant cunt

my electric shaver drops nothing

my sink is really huge so if it drops its in there

@Lefteris those old razors are bs

@Lefteris I don't WANT that shit in the sink, that's the point.

stuff like Gillette is fine

@kontroll wdym? dont tell me you empty the shaver bin anywhere else than the sink as well?

@kontroll lmao you sound like you don't even flush your wet wipes

flushing your wet wipes is the worst thing you can do actually

after flushing your kid

wait what

Plebs.

@Lefteris where do you put shit stained wet wipes you savage

bin

do you leave them on display

flush that shit

you dont have a bin in the bathroom?

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no

wtf

??? You put them in the laundry.

Why waste them?

that's the toilet

is it 1 square meter or what

why the fuck would you need a bin in the shitter

this

also everyone who doesn't have a separate bathroom and toilet, get out now

i guess greece is truly first world then to have a bin

glorious separate toilet master race

my bathroom is bigger than your room so it fits toilet nicely

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the fact that you need one is more concerning

nice projection

what kind of mental shit are you doing where you need a fucking bin

Need a bin for "lady" company.

@HEKTIK he shits into condoms and puts them in the bin

That's just defensive strats, really.

waste of a shit condom

canned condoms ordered by the thousands

could use it as ammunition

@kontroll "lady"

>csg

that lady is male

In your cases I assume you have sisters or something.

@HEKTIK what do you think the bin is for <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

is there any reputable smarthome/alexa compatible stuff on ali

>reputable

>alexa

no we're discussing shit in a condom right now

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literal botnet

the BEST botnet

when's duckduckgo coming out with a voice assistant?

oh <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

hopefully never

never

because its trash

privacylets BTFO

They should do something that just quacks, no matter what question you ask.

this

you can use r2d2 skill on alexa

>r2d2 what is [...]

>BEEEP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP

so no?

wow that really bazingas my emoji

why do you think alexa and google home had so many sales this year

B O T N E T
E N G A G E D

because its nice

r2d2 with mors code

label it nerd geek alexa version and watch the money flow

anime alexa

only response in nipponse

I have an R2D2 USB desktop vacuum cleaner (piece of shit) I got from my brother a while back. 🤔

usb vacuum cleaner

Maybe I could shove a Raspberry Pi and a mic into that fecker and have it react to "R2D2" or some shit.

what a meme

And just beep annoyingly.

Not even a good meme. 😦

u just need a motherboard speaker and a repeater

no need for pie

I don't want it to react to everything.

That would piss me off immediately.

@Julian I'm not using it, my stupid family member is and they're expecting me to magically fix this trash

https://gfycat.com/OfficialClassicGreendarnerdragonfly

🤔

anyone got a link to those packs with like 400 stickers in them that are around $5?

@Windatica https://my.mixtape.moe/vyvwme.mp4

delete this

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@Mojomancer Search for "sticker pack" or something? There's bound to be plenty.

fair enough

wondered if there was any that people had got before that had a decent pick in them

I bought one once, I got chinked. Not only were none of the stickers pictured the ones I got, but there were only 50 When the listing said 100

ok found the first thing I dont like about lineage compared to miui

no option to change earphone buttons from volume control to playback control

wat

lineage follows the same standard as google

hold down vol+ -> go forward 1 song
hold down vol- -> go back 1 song
press pause once -> pause music

holding down 💤

alternatively you can press pause twice to go to the next song and 3x for the last song

but I dont want to do that

I just want to be able to remap the buttons 😢

ya gl with that

probably an app from play that'll let you do that

or your music player

also holding down doesnt work with inline controls it seems

wat

holding down pause shouldnt do anything

I meant holding down the other 2 buttons

>earphone buttonlets

maybe its your music player

or if you're using KZ bluetooth, then its the bluetooth module

its spotify

and Im using fiios

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

androidlets btfo

cant even change a song by talking into their earphones

b-but I am running android

i actually have been using my kz headphones all week

they are 100% worth

i wihs i could get them in bright fucking pink tho

cuz having dark ass headphones makes them harder to see in teh dark

SPRAY PAINTUUU

No diseases yet.

@Deleted User plastidip

Thats more money then im willing to spend TBH fam

ill just buy new headphones that are in a bright color

Im thinking of buying chink vinyl wrap to wrap my helmet in 🤔

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/12-x60-Gold-Black-Car-Decal-Carbon-Fiber-Vinyl-DIY-Wrap-Sheet-Roll-Film-Sticker-Decal/32260499629.html

Just buy some nail polish after roughing up the surface with a knife to help the paint adhere.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Delux-Gaming-Mouse-M625-PMW3360-Wired-usb-mouse-optical-2500-4000-DPI-RGB-Light-Mice-RGB/32839132687.html

should i do it

gonna do some texture because doing it whole will be a apin

pixart 3360 in a 25$ chink mouse

woot

legit 3360?

actual 3360

should i finally put my og da 3.5g to rest

yea do it

wishlisted in case my trusty deathadder stops working

which one?

2013

i hate the newer deathadders

I like the argeebee because I hate the cancer green

deathadder 3.5g with a better sensor and i nut

would like a white colour for the scrollwheel

that m625 compromises on build quality though

I could do some solder magic with a white led

no omron switches

LMAO

they made the 3360 one 33.60 aud

is that bad?

cheap as shit for 3360

exactly

but it compromises on things like mouse switches

I was originally gonna solder my own mouse together using teensy and fw off ocn

and a 3360/3366

got confused too

but they;'re in stock

>teensy

>not STM32F103

the fw is written for teensy and I'm lazy fuck off spaqin

@Droidbot can you build me a deathadder 3.5g with a 3360 sensor please thanks

depends on switches

just rewrite for a more powerful system :^))))))))

it's a fucking mouse

it doesn't need it

there are switches on the mouse

for the mouse clicks

omron number 1, that mouse doesn't use omron

but what switches

That's the thing

sec

saw the brand somewhere

mx blues pls

Like I was trying to build a ime3.0 with a 3360 and the original mushy comfy switches

but the fw for the switches is garbage cause they're old as sin

- Omron 10M switches, Huano rest

Nice

http://www.overclock.net/t/1638343/delux-m625-m626/70

ultimate budget gaymen mouse

v nice

Chong chong

the quality though, i'm afraid it's gonna be complete garbage

I'm getting fucking mad about gearbest being lazy

I didn't ask for DHL for them to fuck around for a month to send out a fucking phone, they had it in stock and I opened up three separate tickets about it.

im missing a package from gearbast actually

>click delay

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It's a 5V charge controller!

it's how long it takes the arm CPU inside the mouse to package up your data and send it to the chinks over infrared

perkele friend should receive the m625 in the upcoming days, will give me his review

Finland best

number 1

@z3rk can you update us on it too

he's a tryhard csgo fpl player who is gaming on a budget, so should give a good opinion on it

yeah sure

fpl LUL

Thanks honey

@z3rk f p l

lol

00:29 - Sakiaas: I wouldnt be surprised if i got it tomorrow

00:29 - Sakiaas: I'll tell you when I get it

he got us covered friends

Good meme

The A1's gone up in price, too.

yo ping me when u get the mouse review

noooo

i want something comfy to replace my g502 that isnt heavy as dick

Dicks aren't heavy

another g502

@Sham Had the same thing happen here; bought a phone on Geekbuying Dec. 2nd, and it just left Hong Kong yesterday at 9:30pm, after the label was printed Dec. 12th 😂

or a g305

@HEKTIK for sure

cheers

G502 is only heavy if you're coming from a cheap mouse

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dont those mice have meme weights

They haven't even packaged mine

I ordered on the 3rd.

No shipping label or anything.

@Droidbot Infrared? What in the fuck?

@kontroll number one communications transfer protocol

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How do I best fuck gearbest.