you might get what you want

Buddhist dice, get!

https://youtu.be/DtcBxvCOwlo?t=4m4s

to those with chink phones

Hi

I would like to import a german gf

Where can I buy this?

Greece.

Actually, real chinese person question rn

Why the fuck when they walk they have their hands all in some fucked gestures?

like some disabled person?

Like?

@johnfrum#8811 i didn't get a picture

Could you help us cancel the dispute firstly?
You can open it again.

We will make refund to you if you have not received it in 8-15 days in the future
Thanks

What do I do

Don't cancel dispute

You will get chinked

It does sound like they're lying. Purchase protection ended. But how do I respond?

Aliexpress?

Yeah

don't cancel disputes

I would just ask for refund with dispute and buy from someone else

They will lie don't cancel the dispute

Get your refund

Any experience buying pillows on ali?

@Deleted User minimum order is 3x10pcs

should i be worried that a drone from goybest i ordered was sent with sfexpress to hong kong according to 17track?

CN > HK > world

usually

Xiaomi Redmi Note 5A 2/16GB Global Gray + Mi Band 2 FREE with purchase
$109.99 USD (~92.96 EUR)
Flash Sale, Mi Band 2 will appear in your cart when you add the 5A
https://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_773065.html?lkid=12024957

🤔

Mi Band 2 now a giveaway with phones? huh

why is it so cheap

oh nvm its the 5a

yup

think they're throwing the mi band 2 in because the 5A is pretty much identical to the 4A

need to do something to set it apart

i bought so much shit off gb recently

i need to be stopped

the 5a is only decent in the 3/32gb version because you get a SD435, but at that point a Redmi 4X has an extra 1000mah and smaller screen which should tax the battery less

Xiaomi makes some odd fucking phones this generation

they just want that ultra ultra poorfag audience

cut all the corners

a redmi 4x is literally the same priiiice I don't understand

I will autistically whine about every xiaomi phone and you can't stop me

redmi note 6 will have the notch

Has the note 5 been announced?

Ugh reading some "leaked specs" snapdragon 625 again

Xiaomi and their 625s

what does the A1 have

625 as well?

I think so

Let me check

fug

Yup

625

Extra gig of ram over the note 4 though

Apparent leaked images of the note 5

Nigga this is like 2 months old

I'm just thinking out loud here nignog

Don't make me come over there and school you in handball

oi can either of you test if the note 4x works with otg?

mine aint

Mine works

Using that mixza one from GB

@HEKTIK last time I used it I was using lineage os though so I don't know about of it works on MIUI, can't see why not though

ugh i might have to try flashing lineage then

first time ordering from aliexpress

this is normal right

https://puu.sh/yrTvx/4a14a7adf2.png

Not at all. You'd better reinstall Windows.

if it gets to you before 39days are over, better call the bomb squad

well being canadian i have a natural distrust of the chinese so

just making sure.

around chinks never wink

so is the le eco max 2 actually good 🤔

@Maxumym good but stockrom and battery suk

zuk

zucc

nice first 11.11 item is in the post office

🤗 yay

All of my stuff has been trickling in this past week

Aaaaa black Friday

but it's thursday

Chinky widescreen vision sees more of the calendar than laowai eyes can ever dream of.

anyone buying chink tea here? can't find any good links because they seem to disappear fast

https://www.reddit.com/r/tea/wiki/vendors/page_02 that's what infographic says

@transience is the chink tea expert

Yunnan sourcing

is there a way i can/should get anything from aliexpress or should I stick to stuff from the guide

aliexpress is fine

it's almost impossible to find anything since links go 404 really quickly though, there's no tea category on the site either (I think there used to be one but now it's forbidden to sell food on ali or some shit. dunno)

@BIRDzone jkteashop sells tea(ware) and has free shipping

what do you want to buy lol

I bought 2 gaiwans and some tea

i kinda want to get into tea

but the $$$

😦

cheaper than coffee i guess

Gaiwan costs <10, and the only thing you need is tea leaves

jasmine dragon pearl tea looks cool but idk about the taste, had one wishlisted on ali which was pretty affordable but its not avaliable anymore

good chink espresso machines when

actually nvm

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Full-semi-automatic-espresso-machine-use-commercial-high-pressure-milk-Espresso-Coffee-Maker/32840430660.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_4_10152_10065_10151_10344_10068_10130_10345_10324_10342_10547_10325_10343_10340_10341_10548_10192_10541_10190_10562_10084_10083_10307_10301_10303_10179_10539_10312_10059_10313_10314_10184_10534_10533_100031_10103_10594_10557_10596_10595_10142_10107,searchweb201603_25,ppcSwitch_5&btsid=8538bb16-2834-46cd-9e9d-24053561f164&algo_expid=eeb3938d-2b29-4550-88c8-7a62490301f1-7&algo_pvid=eeb3938d-2b29-4550-88c8-7a62490301f1&rmStoreLevelAB=1

wow

>full semi automatic

what a deal

It's probably handmade too.

hype

as someone said earlier, you get the items you dont need first

so my sunglasses were the first to arrive

<:hms:311152554618912768>

is comfy going to be hunting for sales tomorrow

how do I check if my stuff is china post

oh

oh shit according to ali I got my first 11.11 packages on the 20th

I guess theyre in the post office but I didnt get a notification for it

@Maxumym yeah man, intending to get up early to keep sniffing

**STARTING IN 10 MINUTES**

ASUS RT-AC1200 Wireless Router
Price: $39.99
Coupon: Flash sale, no coupon!
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Xiaomi WiFi Router 3G
Price: $37.99
Coupon: Flash sale, no coupon!
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VIVIBRIGHT GP100 Projector - ANDROID VERSION US PLUG
Price: $159.99
Coupon: Flash sale, no coupon!
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Xiaomi 3-axis Gimbal
Price: $89.99
Coupon: GBXMHG1123
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ThiEYE T5e Action Camera
Price: $79.99
Coupon: GBT5E1123
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Xiaomi Mi Max 2 4/64GB Black
Price: $204.99
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KingWear KW88 Black Smartwatch
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Blackview BV8000 Pro 6/64GB Silver
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Xiaomi Electric Mop
Price: $88.88
Coupon: BKFDMP
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Dibea 2-in-1 Wireless Vacuum Cleaner
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join the xiaomi mopnet

Thieye deal is god tier

one of the best 4k action cams you can get

rarely below $100

oh shit just noticed the gimbal is really cheap too

too late

what's the low light performance on that thing

could anyone recommend a good mechanical keyboard brown or red would be fine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubTTmoXcndk

oh it has stabilization too?

still better than none

although i guess you could do that later on a pc too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTxNZjPNoMY

yeah it's one of the cheapest cams with true 4k/30fps

decent firmware support too

i just bought one of the €20 ones two days ago but it seems worth to pick this one up too

yeah I've been waiting for a good deal on this

@aebkop espresso requires a lot of autism.

and a lot of $$$

@Reigan get whatever gateron keyboard you like the look of

prob best option

if you want 60% just get a anne pro

@Reigan check the infographic, lots on there

the anne pro is on sale at banggood too

the fucking chink replies i swear

they read the back of the box harder than Linus Tech Tips

ok thanks gusy

"buy together and save"

It already comes with two batteries anyway

Who needs 4

no

cole needs 4

the orders after Oct. 16th, 2017, will be shipped to new edition products, which include only one battery, and adds the additional skeleton backdoor.

😬

Skeleton backdoor kek

What the hell does that mean?

>skeleton back door

Did the thieye just get spooky?

fucking mr bones

works with the nsa now

i want to get off mr bones' wild ride

Fuck I wanted the two batteries, that's actually useful unlike every other action cam accessory

Since their battery life is always abysmal

single batteries are like $8

Yeah, guess it's not so bad

now i just need some action in my life <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Throw it in a river

I like those underwater videos tbh

how do i get a suction cup for this to mount it to a windscreen

Chinks sell them

Look up car suction cup on Ali or gb

is it some universal mount thing?

Yeah all action cams use that gopro universal mount system

oh and there's a threaded hole too

Yup

alright bought one

thanks comfy

is black friday sale for chink shit any decent

not as good as 11.11

Does zapals use dhl or something by default

I always get chinkshit delivered by postnl, but there seems to be a dhl package in the office from me

anyone know good redmi cases

cafele

soft rubbery plastic one

pretty durable and sleek lookin

legit survived a car crash and being slid on asphalt

better deals on black friday or cyber monday?

@Maxumym @Tribit found a nice fabric case

Yeah but he has a Manlet Redmi @Maxumym

O

redmi 4 prime?

what a coincidence

well, as long as it's 5'

was that the symbol for inch

wait no, 5" right

ye

' is the symbol for feet

>wake up
>still no 5' phone

Where can I find pen autists specializing in mechanical pencils?

@Stickmakerman

i also need some nice chink pens 🤔

does anyone happen to know where the ThiEYE T5e gets it max sd card size from?

it says SDHC 64gb

but as far as i know the biggest SDHC cards are 32gb

all the 64gb ones i find are SDXC

and if it would support SDXC then why not above 64gb

Today is the first day of becoming popeye with chinkhit

yup, that spring will pop your eye for sure

kek

Yeah it's kindy scary to use it

make sure to aim at your enemies

@Goz3rr thinks always say 32gb is the max for everything, even when it's not true

I don't know why

maybe covering their asses for whatever reason

i think i'll just stick to two 64gb cards anyways instead of a single 128

some chink dashcams (G1W) actually only go up to 32gb

there was one samsung sd card that could go to 64

Just format to fat32

after a careful format

yeah but fat32 goes to 2TB

@Goz3rr the fuck are you gonna record anyway, timelapses of your 3D printer?

so even that's not the reason

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

no i was just wondering

slow motion mode

it doesnt make any sense from a technical standpoint

@Deleted User 3D printers are slow, slow motion video is slow

slow+slow=fast?

@Cole the Xiaomi flashlight is on sale already

we need your expert opinion on it senpai

n-no

it's literally as someone said in here, an 18650 with a LED glued on top

at least that's what it seems like

I bet it's not even neutral white

Where do you people even live that you need multiple, bright flashlights

somewhere Cole-d

hue

heh

<:aliOK:251417852156837888>

btw anyone got experience with chinesium """"""Omron""""""?

omron is already chinese to begin with?

based in japan, too bad all their shit is made in china

that sounds about right got me confused for a moment

anyway my mouse is slowly shitting the bed

so do I pay the importer Jew or try the chink lotteria

i played the chink lottery and im fine

motospeed v30

LEDs can be disabled, mouse keeps memory, only use the software once then discard

can't recommend the older James Donkey mice, mine fell apart pretty fast

nah I don't want a whole mouse I just need theese

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/5pcs-OMRON-mouse-microswitch-D2FC-F-7N-20M-3-pin-Logitech-RAZER-Apple/32316469352.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_3_10152_10151_10065_10344_10068_10345_10342_10343_10340_10171_10341_10541_10562_10084_10083_10307_10303_10539_10312_10059_10313_10314_10534_10533_100031_10103_10594_10557_10596_10595_10107_10142,searchweb201603_2,ppcSwitch_5&btsid=968fc60c-077a-445c-9ce7-cea038d4f6b7&algo_expid=58272bc8-19a6-4044-95d8-a105431a27bb-1&algo_pvid=58272bc8-19a6-4044-95d8-a105431a27bb&rmStoreLevelAB=2