Both of those are extremely sketchy.

ali at least sends you shit sometimes

They will send you shit

But everyting about them is sketchy.

@aaaa link me that fleshlight

Antelife banned me after ordering once

how do i convert plebs from wishfags into ali chinktricians

Gift them a water-vagina for christmas, obviously .

i buy chinkshit to save money, not spend

and this is just like colleagues i dont really like em enough for that

That's what you'll tell yourself until you get more money on your hands bruv

that threshold is too far off fam

imagine if china became ancap

Xiaomi slaves

>tfw nearly $400 worth of stuff in cart for 11.11 sale

™

screenshot that shit fam

I probably should

how many items

30

To be fair it's mostly TFZ headphones which im probably gonna drop

30 of them?

I think he means 30 items total

but who knows

i havent gone on a chink shopping spree since like june

basically my situation

Dear my Friend,

Don't Miss the 11.11 Global Shopping Festival on this Saturday.
Save big, 1 day ONLY.
11.11 is Coming soon ... ...
Unbelievable Big Discount on 11.11, Will Never Meet Again.

Amazing Chance to Buy Buy Buy~~~
Just to enter into our Store to enjoy and get more great Surprises ^^
Add to Shopping Cart and get surprises on 11.11.

Most of this shit is fake-discounted , actual deals arent that many

yeah

sometimes you gotta buy a bunch of dumb fucking shit for not that much money though

its just chinese black friday

might as well do it when everyone else is

shit deals to clear out excess stock pretty much

i fucking hate black friday tbh

totally unrelated note, anyone here have iptv stuff? if so whats a good chinkbox

P.S. Add to cart now! For all orders over US $100 on 11.11, you'll have a chance to win a trip to Disney!

>They were too cheap to send you to disneyland

a trip to disney

im guessing the cgi slave factory they have in china that does all their movies?

whats that thing you stick on top of a microphone called

Can anyone link me to a good quality fidget cube?

🤔

Sorry for my autism

@aaaa what do you mean? Pop filter? Wind screen?

wind screen was it

ty fam

<:alismirk:230784726615588865> <:aliOK:251417852156837888> 💯

🎷🦃

are there any 5V/2A input circuits on aliex or anywhere?

any USB?

the ug-2150 is on flash sale on gearbest again

https://www.gearbest.com/graphics-tablets/pp_364944.html

Checked a bunch of watches on Ali. Then on ebay.

Big fucking surprise! The upcoming 11.11 prices on Ali were the current ebay prices!

Lel

what happened to the redring pencils

cant find them

oh its redcircle

fuuuck

i bought the xiaomi active noise cancelling earphones

active noise cancelling is very weak and turns out it only works in one ear

<:hms:311152554618912768>

also active noise cancelling is pretty much ineffective compared to just getting real earphones that isolate well

anc is a scam

i've tried the bose active noise cancelling headphones before

i can tell you that good ANC is not a scam

shit is very comfy

<:kms:327934280619655179><:kms:327934280619655179>

<:hms:311152554618912768>

How do I get refunded on ali

Dispute payment

Anyone have any thought on the elephone s8?

looks kinda nice but idk

I have a hard time wanting to buy anything with a mediatek soc

So many s8 type phones

The bezeless meem

Like the doogee mix 2 in <#287939846662651906>

£150 for a 6gb ram, 8 core

Probably a piece of shit

Lots of other chink companies have the same type of deal

Ofc mtk cpu

Mtk, no thanks

Do they do black friday deals on chink sites?

It's called singles day

But i mean on black friday. Don't get paid till next week ;n;

So, what exactly makes 11.11 a scam? From what I understand, in the weeks leading up to it, they'll jack the prices up, then on 11.11 drop them back to their normal price, and act as if it's a clearance sale price?

Ye

@Matthew exactly, sometimes prices are even higher than normal

This is why price history extensions are recommended

Yeah, but apprently the Aliprice one is adware?

ZST gonna be $6

Cyber monday if it's still a thing

Where are ZST's going to be $6? @Michi

Ali

Lol I'm dumb

I confused the bluetooth cable

ZSTs gonna be 16

Is that time of the year already

time to buy a fuck load of things from the chinaman.

does any one knows a good soundbar? i been looking a few models since a friend requieres one

I ran out of neet bucks and only have $40 for the sale

Rip

i have like $75-80 in my cart

but i won 10 $5 coupons yesterday

Fuck lucky boi

most of it is shit to give to my gf

I'm only getting the ZSTs and bluetooth for $19

kek i went to this mall and they had this cute owl necklace on "sale" @ 50ish burgerpapers, i searched online and found the same on ebay for 40ish. Bought it on Ali for 3 dolars.

and it came with earrings

now i have 2 purses, a fuckload of "galaxy necklaces" (like 10) i bought for a dollar, 2 xiaomi chargers, some "tactical gloves" with a tactical baggie for my dad and a really nice hearshapped sunglasses

@g4gf#6367 can you DM me the necklace link?

@Windatica fucks sake. I never thought Xiaomi would let people down

I was told there is a chink sale tomorrow, a chink black Friday

That is correct

I'm planning to buy a custom mousepad on 11.11

Last time i ordered one it didn't arrive and i had to get a refund

What was that website thst offered yearly deals on 1$ custom mousepads?

Artscow

🐮

fell for the eGPU meme

How bad is it

Thunderbolt or expresscard/mpcie?

@Turbo#6446 artscow was the one

I could give you the code if you need it

I mean obviously it's a referral code but still

Would still be nice @Maxumym. I have two of em but they are nearly done for

@efaxdi ExpressCard
@Ace mediocre, testing if my system can do X1 2.0 stably

what's a good taobao shipping agent? asking for a friend

get a chink friend

this

who /yellow/ here

My Asian friend Edison does Taobao for me, he's a meme

>Edison

do they just go to wiki to find a western looking name

I'm pretty sure yeah

Man, my GDC Beast keeps crashing with X1 2.0

1.0 is stable and blissful but 2.0 keeps fucking crashing <:bleach:264926641359290368>

>I can use the BLF flashlight discount on simon's Convoy store again

fml I didn't want to do this

Cole, enough with flashlights

What are you preparing for

sun's going out eventually you know

gotta be prepared

You lighting up the way for Jesus?

<:thonk:288060975775612929> u gon be dead alongside those leds inside flashlights

When fhat happens

how can you be sure

how you doin' lads

https://i.imgur.com/QtAFabq.jpg

tfw cannot whip the chink because the order I just placed is literally not in the whipping system yet

wow @Deleted User is this your first deal from dx? were you bought off by them too?

s e l l o u t

nah I posted an 11.11 coupon a few days ago as well

$10 off a $30 spend or something

I think DX are one of the last places to still sell the original Yi

well it is cheaper than 4k

Does the dispatch faster button even do anything?

I thought it was placebo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6jC_aO-DFc review by our very own bumbling oaf @Phatique

@Iwashere it does do something :\

it makes them put a random parcel number that's not really useful and then they don't update traffic info for a week

"yes gwailo it's 'dispatched' now don't you worry"

not a word on video quality

eh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucw921KNwX8

SWEDEN YES

it's a good quality cam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tybp5I9ow3I

I might buy one

it actually does 60fps

hmmm

that's the mode I would use for my vids

I wonder what did they upgrade for 4k and 4k+

because if the sensor is better then I'd rather get a 4k

it's still so expensive

my computer always chugs rendering 4k anyway, not ready for it (yet)

oh well in 4k they used a (better) sensor

same in nexus 5x/6p

🤔

from what I've read the Thieye T5e is the best bang for buck action cam out of chinkland right now

hoping for a coupon

@Deleted User I got that camera, make sure it's the international version before buying

chink menu?

there have been firmware issues where it doesn't work with chink firmware in europe

that too, but they stopped you from being able to reflash it to english

AND

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A944VHAyFc

most importantly for a cam

4k sensor for not much cashola

the intern. version had a focus fix

wait we talking about the xiaomi yi still right

saw some footage

looks like the t5e is overexposing

compared to yi 4k

but it's also wee bit cheaper

it often goes for $70-80 at goybeast

with a coupon

you don't get many accessories in the box though

the stabilisation is what impresses me, the thieye has it down

~~i'd use a gimbal anyway~~

@Cole the one at DX is international version pal, no worries

<:aliOK:251417852156837888>

damn it has 1080p120fps mode

i wonder if it's rael

the thieye?

ya

yeah the sensor is impressive

for the price

https://pevly.com/best-action-cameras/ this list is decent, not sure if it's outdated

http://elproducente.com/thieye-t5-real-4k-camera-hands-on-review-manual/

this dude makes great action cam reviews

extremely detailed

fucking text review

love it

he goes to autistic detail imo

perfect

t5 vs t5e the only difference is packaging

t5e is a more gopro looking package

@Deleted User actually ping me if you get your hands on a coupon for that

will do lad

<3

http://elproducente.com/wp-content/uploads/Thieye-t5-vs-t5e.jpg

T5 vs T5e

https://www.gearbest.com/action-cameras/pp_575345.html?lkid=10941760

$98.99 right now

not bad imo

although if the yi4k was 130$ i'd rather take the xiaomi shit

what do you use these for

go for yi 4k+ only

improved featureset

t5e makes for more dramatic shots with too much contrast

4k60, type C, better stabilization and mic

hm

4k60 you say

shit

@Lynxoid tiny camcorders

lemme get a job real quick

http://elproducente.com/yi-4k-plus-action-camera-review-manual/

can use them underwater and such, rugged and powerful

creepshot cameras

^

@Deleted User that is what they are yes but what are you guys using these for specifically

o ok

buy the cam and the xiaomi jacket and stroll onto a beach in the summer

I want to use one for comfy hoardin'

for the ultimate mans not hot

yeah but also 4k+ is 2.5x the price

fuck

i can wait

wait for comfy to find a deal <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

XD

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