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2017-11-05 15:56:07 UTC

external WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLL dock

2017-11-05 15:56:59 UTC

VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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and if it happens to have perfect resonation phase

2017-11-05 15:57:37 UTC

"takatakatakatakatakatakataktatkatk" when it jumps on the table

2017-11-05 15:58:36 UTC

posted to the thread, more people memeing with external GPUs can't be a bad thing

2017-11-05 16:00:00 UTC

i cant wait for some edgylord to show up in school with one of those

2017-11-05 16:00:13 UTC

some shitty ultabook and external cpu

2017-11-05 16:00:16 UTC

"mah gaming"

2017-11-05 16:00:23 UTC

that gpu is like 1/4 the size of the laptop

2017-11-05 16:00:41 UTC

probably more than that actually

2017-11-05 16:01:12 UTC

yeah thats probly 12inch model

2017-11-05 16:01:22 UTC

yeah the best one to pair it with is a tiny 1050ti

2017-11-05 16:06:24 UTC

or R9 Nano

2017-11-05 16:08:22 UTC

Anyone here ever ordered something from taobao without an agent?

2017-11-05 16:08:36 UTC

Want to buy this meme shit

2017-11-05 16:08:41 UTC

But don't speak chink

2017-11-05 16:08:48 UTC

you need an agent

2017-11-05 16:08:52 UTC

Unlucky

2017-11-05 16:08:56 UTC

you don't need an agent

2017-11-05 16:08:59 UTC

but you should use one

2017-11-05 16:09:03 UTC

because not using one is cancer

2017-11-05 16:09:17 UTC

How much do agents charge?
This item is like 5 EUR i think

2017-11-05 16:09:45 UTC

shipping + handling + agent will be more than $5

2017-11-05 16:10:01 UTC

taobao general here with guides and spreadsheets on agents

2017-11-05 16:10:08 UTC

it's better to make a BIG order, not just buy one small thing

2017-11-05 16:10:49 UTC

do chink sellers hate westerners or do they try to get one over on people when possible

2017-11-05 16:11:03 UTC

they hate japanese more

2017-11-05 16:11:05 UTC

its chink mentality to get one over anyone

2017-11-05 16:11:16 UTC

Thanks for the link, I knew ordering big amounts would be better for ordering from taobao using an agent

2017-11-05 16:11:26 UTC

But I don't need 500 anime underwear

2017-11-05 16:11:44 UTC

just look around on taobao and assemble a big order, they sell dirt cheap everything

2017-11-05 16:11:47 UTC

lifetime supply ?

2017-11-05 16:11:48 UTC

then fire it off

2017-11-05 16:12:08 UTC

you could buy anime underwear for u and ur friends for underwear sleepover slumber parties !

2017-11-05 16:12:43 UTC

some dirt cheap mech keyboards on there

2017-11-05 16:12:55 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/376765839044640769/block_think.jpg

2017-11-05 16:13:30 UTC

buy some bolo ties from taobao, i feel like i might need more people wearing them with me when i do bulk order a lot

2017-11-05 16:20:54 UTC

>link to secondhand taobao site in the taobao general

2017-11-05 16:21:04 UTC

This dude is selling his dog on taobao

2017-11-05 16:21:08 UTC

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2017-11-05 16:22:53 UTC

@b0ssCS that is one tardy looking dog

2017-11-05 16:23:30 UTC

I feel bad for the dog

2017-11-05 16:23:57 UTC

one dollar, is this being sold for a meal

2017-11-05 16:24:09 UTC

why on earth chinks have cooler looking kitchen equipment than us

2017-11-05 16:27:11 UTC

ไฝ ๅฅฝ /csg/

2017-11-05 16:27:27 UTC

Do I need to speak chink in order to use taobao

2017-11-05 16:27:43 UTC

that's what your agent is for

2017-11-05 16:27:52 UTC

you don't need to speak chink

2017-11-05 16:28:33 UTC

what if my agent doesnt like me or think im cool

2017-11-05 16:30:23 UTC

its okay, the agent speaks money

2017-11-05 16:31:50 UTC

anyone getting shit on singles day?

2017-11-05 16:32:04 UTC

yes

2017-11-05 16:33:41 UTC

yes, i plan on getting chinked on a gpu

2017-11-05 16:35:19 UTC

Singles day?

2017-11-05 16:36:12 UTC

basically the black friday of china, except somehow even bigger

2017-11-05 16:36:35 UTC

Nov 11th

2017-11-05 16:36:36 UTC

china has a greater r9k problem and they want to try and subdue them through consumerism

2017-11-05 16:37:03 UTC

I feel bad for them

2017-11-05 16:37:13 UTC

They literally do not have enough women

2017-11-05 16:37:23 UTC

reeeeeee

2017-11-05 16:38:57 UTC

hmmmm

2017-11-05 16:39:02 UTC

now that i think about it

2017-11-05 16:39:37 UTC

i think its time for me to finally get a carpal tunnel wrist thing for my left wrist, it gets inflamed and painful of late

2017-11-05 16:40:05 UTC

does anyone here actively wear one during pc usage

2017-11-05 16:41:08 UTC

That sounds like something you should see a doc for

2017-11-05 16:41:16 UTC

11.11 is usually shit tho

2017-11-05 16:42:20 UTC

it does sound like a thing i should go to one, but... waste of money to a degree

2017-11-05 16:42:32 UTC

its either a brace or surgery and don't have surgery money

2017-11-05 16:45:03 UTC

>don't have surgery money
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

2017-11-05 16:48:15 UTC

do chinks or anyone do this

2017-11-05 16:48:55 UTC

i understand it, but looks gay

2017-11-05 16:51:38 UTC

I seriously hope not

2017-11-05 16:52:38 UTC

i mean, it would stop the annoying shirt puffyness and possibly wrinkles

2017-11-05 16:53:27 UTC

>secretly bookmarks this, but would never tell anyone i use this

2017-11-05 16:54:36 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2017-11-05 16:59:18 UTC

i like the idea but nah

2017-11-05 17:00:00 UTC

folks on r/malefashionadvice/ probably use them

2017-11-05 17:06:03 UTC

found a cool gaming glove on ali, but sadly wrong wrist

2017-11-05 17:06:56 UTC

>gaming glove

2017-11-05 17:07:06 UTC

<:kms:327934280619655179>

2017-11-05 17:07:59 UTC

carpal tunnel, would rather look like a perma virgin than continual burning pain after extensive usage

2017-11-05 17:09:18 UTC

that's really sad to hear man

2017-11-05 17:09:22 UTC

>carpal tunnel
>keeps gaming instead of going ergonomic

2017-11-05 17:09:43 UTC

try a vertical mouse my man

2017-11-05 17:10:04 UTC

its left wrist

2017-11-05 17:10:11 UTC

they're ambidexterous

2017-11-05 17:10:35 UTC

oh wait you mean your keyboard hand?

2017-11-05 17:10:45 UTC

yeah but it gets aggravated from keyboard usage

2017-11-05 17:11:09 UTC

get one of them weird ergo boards

2017-11-05 17:11:10 UTC

I wouldn't keep aggravating it with frantic gaming, maybe go to a doctor

2017-11-05 17:11:23 UTC

^

2017-11-05 17:11:50 UTC

been like this for a few years, comes and goes, i know what to do and not to, but working on a project that is shortcut/keyboard intensive is meh

2017-11-05 17:12:10 UTC

dont really see how a glove would help tho

2017-11-05 17:12:47 UTC

@L O T S#8637 I know someone who had carpal tunnel, the procedure to fix it takes only a few minutes. They keyhole cut into your wrist and scrape off the shit causing the pain.

2017-11-05 17:12:56 UTC

avoiding the doctor is just going to make it worse

2017-11-05 17:13:13 UTC

does it uhhhh, hurt

2017-11-05 17:13:14 UTC

dad had it done and he seems righto now

2017-11-05 17:13:18 UTC

nah

2017-11-05 17:13:20 UTC

anaesthetic

2017-11-05 17:13:34 UTC

but it's worth doing, otherwise it's going to build up and become a constant pain

2017-11-05 17:13:47 UTC

remember someone spooking me as well as its possible to get an infection through the surgery

2017-11-05 17:13:58 UTC

thats all surgeries tho

2017-11-05 17:14:02 UTC

maybe if you get it done in a backalley Razer Gaymen clinic

2017-11-05 17:14:18 UTC

yeah there's always a risk of infection but then you just nuke yourself with antibiotics

2017-11-05 17:14:21 UTC

no big deal

2017-11-05 17:15:10 UTC

it's worth taking care of yourself if gaming is a major hobby

2017-11-05 17:17:22 UTC

moving this to off topic, holy shit these pics

2017-11-05 17:57:18 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/376792103868563456/unknown.png

2017-11-05 17:57:19 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2017-11-05 17:58:20 UTC

Is getting a mech keyboard from china a good idea or nah

2017-11-05 18:00:36 UTC

yes

2017-11-05 18:00:43 UTC

western brands are overpriced

2017-11-05 18:02:30 UTC

gold circles 4 lyfe

2017-11-05 18:25:56 UTC

dont forget those oversized as fuck mousepads

2017-11-05 18:26:18 UTC

hi hello I just joined the discord and I have a huge mousepad from aliexpress ama

2017-11-05 18:30:43 UTC

**PSA:** I'm doing /csg/ podcast episode 7 tonight, PM me if you have any news you want me to include

2017-11-05 18:32:13 UTC

how long are the podcasts

2017-11-05 18:32:16 UTC

or discuss here

2017-11-05 18:32:28 UTC

as long as I can talk without it getting boring

2017-11-05 18:33:05 UTC

can you post a link to the previous ones

2017-11-05 18:34:54 UTC

just look for chinese shopping podcast on YT

2017-11-05 18:38:25 UTC

here

2017-11-05 18:50:56 UTC

Was I kicct?

2017-11-05 18:51:12 UTC

>H&M phone

2017-11-05 18:51:22 UTC

>need a tactical bag, like now
>amazon price is 65,07 usd
>ali price is 52,88 usd
>ali price will be lower on 11/11

god dammit

2017-11-05 18:51:41 UTC

Tactical bag?

2017-11-05 18:51:45 UTC

For what?

2017-11-05 18:51:51 UTC

Try looking for a bag that doesn't have the x4 multiplier

2017-11-05 18:51:58 UTC

aka, don't use the word "tactical".

2017-11-05 18:51:59 UTC

Go to Walmart and pick up a jansport

2017-11-05 18:52:09 UTC

Its all chinkshit anyway

2017-11-05 18:52:13 UTC

no walmart here

2017-11-05 18:52:17 UTC

I'm europoor

2017-11-05 18:52:22 UTC

Tesco

2017-11-05 18:52:31 UTC

what's the difference between aliexpress and taobao

2017-11-05 18:52:43 UTC

This is just a fanny pack for mallninjas

2017-11-05 18:52:43 UTC

Taobao is for chinks by chinks

2017-11-05 18:53:03 UTC

@cumqber are you aware of my knife and flashlight collection

2017-11-05 18:53:10 UTC

I am now

2017-11-05 18:53:19 UTC

I _am_ the mall ninja

2017-11-05 18:53:23 UTC

Why tacticool ahit

2017-11-05 18:53:56 UTC

I like the look
I like the molle straps so I can strap extra stuff to it
Usually has more pockets and compartments than regular comparable bags

2017-11-05 18:54:13 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/376806428964552725/23031413_1963696527204168_4328796191181796320_n.png.jpg

2017-11-05 18:54:23 UTC

can i borrow this seagull

2017-11-05 18:54:39 UTC

Weigh your priorities and figurw out what exactly you need

2017-11-05 18:54:49 UTC

okay

2017-11-05 18:54:53 UTC

You wont have a problem deciding if u evaluated that

2017-11-05 18:54:58 UTC

this bag

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<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-11-05 18:55:05 UTC

Get it

2017-11-05 18:55:18 UTC

I will I'm just thinking if I should go amazon or ali

2017-11-05 18:55:23 UTC

to chink or not to chink

2017-11-05 18:55:25 UTC

that is the question

2017-11-05 18:55:30 UTC

Dependa on time you need it by

2017-11-05 18:55:39 UTC

List trade offs of each option

2017-11-05 18:56:36 UTC

the tradeoff is a ~12 bucks difference and like 10 (if only) days difference in shipping

2017-11-05 18:57:00 UTC

I wanted some other stuff from amazon so maybe I'll just go for amazon

2017-11-05 18:57:04 UTC

anyone know a good canteen/metal water bottle for cheap

2017-11-05 18:59:39 UTC

Yeah

2017-11-05 18:59:58 UTC

can u err

2017-11-05 19:00:02 UTC

post a link

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Just get whatever for the shekels ur willing to pay

2017-11-05 19:00:53 UTC

I dont know the ultimate price to value ratio item

2017-11-05 19:01:07 UTC

I just kniw theres cheap canteens on ali

2017-11-05 19:01:16 UTC

(get thermobottle those are usualy stronger and decent quality

2017-11-05 19:01:22 UTC

unlike tactishit stuff

2017-11-05 19:01:40 UTC

You a militia larper or a trump supporter?

2017-11-05 19:01:41 UTC

no I dont even need tacticool stuff

2017-11-05 19:01:51 UTC

just a good steel bottle

2017-11-05 19:02:04 UTC

Loads of mallninja and cringe 4chan shit at protests these days

2017-11-05 19:03:05 UTC

its okay bpa will make you into a trap

2017-11-05 19:06:06 UTC

BPA in stainless shit?

2017-11-05 19:06:27 UTC

(innerlayer)

2017-11-05 19:06:30 UTC

the chinks will find a way

2017-11-05 19:07:56 UTC

Fuq

2017-11-05 19:08:21 UTC

Nalgene all the way then

2017-11-05 19:09:17 UTC

no reason not to go nalgene

2017-11-05 19:09:27 UTC

hopefully youre not an autist who plasters his bottle in stickers

2017-11-05 19:13:57 UTC

>Not being an autist who plasters his bottles with stickers

2017-11-05 19:15:07 UTC

>water bottles

I.. I just re-use the plastic bottles that bottled drinks came in 5-6 times and throw them out

2017-11-05 19:15:12 UTC

am I retarded

2017-11-05 19:15:47 UTC

no but you'll look like a super poorfag

2017-11-05 19:15:51 UTC

nothing's wrong with it though

2017-11-05 19:16:56 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/376812147008733205/unknown.png

2017-11-05 19:17:11 UTC

nice to know the OEM unlock setting does nothing

2017-11-05 19:17:12 UTC

I don't know almost anyone who uses a water bottle

2017-11-05 19:17:27 UTC

I've gotten into the habit of drinking La Croix instead of soda. I've finally become a true Midwesterner

2017-11-05 19:17:34 UTC

Windy you got chinked, buy the Xiaomi rage reliever now

2017-11-05 19:17:46 UTC

be careful not to fuck up the password or you'll get locked out for 72 hours @Windatica

2017-11-05 19:18:00 UTC

wym

2017-11-05 19:18:22 UTC

@Windatica I had issues with it as well, can't recall what I did

2017-11-05 19:18:44 UTC

oh wait you already got locked out

2017-11-05 19:18:48 UTC

totally missed that line

2017-11-05 19:19:08 UTC

how exactly does one get locked out to begin with?

2017-11-05 19:19:15 UTC

>be me

2017-11-05 19:19:17 UTC

>be retarded

2017-11-05 19:19:38 UTC

i guess the greentext ends there

2017-11-05 19:19:43 UTC

it does

2017-11-05 19:20:14 UTC

so how does one get locked out to begin with

2017-11-05 19:20:25 UTC

entering the wrong password on the login screen?

2017-11-05 19:21:51 UTC

"Couldn't Unlock After 72 Hours of Trying To Unlock The Device."

Horror swept my heart. WTF??? Seriously? This is what I get after 6 months of trust and love? I have to wait for 72 HOURS just to do something with my own device? Are you kidding me? 72 HOURS??? WHY?? Why?

And it hit me like a stab in the back. I trusted someone I shouldn't have trusted. Maybe this is what I deserve for trusting Xiaomi. I really miss my YU Yuphoria today. And this, friends, is why I will never buy a xiaomi device again. Because buying a xiaomi device doesn't give you the ownership of that device, only a lease, a controlled lease where xiaomi decides what you can or cannot do with your device. Because they only pose as a developer, tinkerer friendly company, but hiding behind that masquarade is a back stabing, money hungry, lying corporation, which no one of us are able to see, until we do.

2017-11-05 19:21:57 UTC

jesus

2017-11-05 19:22:17 UTC

is this the state of androidfags? xiaomi BTFO

2017-11-05 19:23:40 UTC

which android manufacturer allows you to make an animated video of your favorite emoji?

that's right

Apple wins again

2017-11-05 19:24:17 UTC

what if ๐Ÿ…ฑ is my favorite emoji

2017-11-05 19:24:22 UTC

Pajeets are autistic @Windatica

2017-11-05 19:24:33 UTC

emoji movie 2, *shot exclusively on iphone x*

2017-11-05 19:24:33 UTC

just stay away from any Xiaomi board/thread

2017-11-05 19:24:36 UTC

@Julian disqualified

2017-11-05 19:24:38 UTC

Pajeets are cancer

2017-11-05 19:24:44 UTC

ya apperently

2017-11-05 19:24:51 UTC

theres a xiaomi discord which is pretty decent

2017-11-05 19:25:11 UTC

miui isnt that bad where you have to sperg out because you can't shitpost your pajeetrom on xda *posted on xiaomi redmi note 3 refurbished edition*

2017-11-05 19:26:15 UTC

MIUI is actually p.good tbh

2017-11-05 19:36:02 UTC

alright keep it /csg/ related lads

2017-11-05 19:36:20 UTC

those ears belong in the <#189811441174446080> channel anyway

2017-11-05 19:36:32 UTC

Fair enough, ha

2017-11-05 19:37:10 UTC

considering getting this mouse

2017-11-05 19:37:24 UTC

for some reason really enjoy its aesthetics

2017-11-05 19:37:30 UTC

It creeps me out.

2017-11-05 19:38:08 UTC

would be cool if i knew what said, but still very effay to me

2017-11-05 19:40:09 UTC

it kinda reminds me of that dragon ball gt robot as well

2017-11-05 19:41:41 UTC

@L O T S#8637 google says it means "twin fang"

2017-11-05 19:42:39 UTC

thanks, isnt the worst thing i guess

2017-11-05 19:45:38 UTC

It looks like Grey Fox from MGS

2017-11-05 19:50:55 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/376820700297691156/unknown.png

2017-11-05 19:50:58 UTC

pretty ballsy fasttech

2017-11-05 19:51:13 UTC

clearly selling fake spydercos right on the main site, didn't even bother photoshopping the logo out

2017-11-05 19:51:37 UTC

even the bladesteel is fake, lmao

2017-11-05 19:51:40 UTC

that's too far

2017-11-05 19:51:54 UTC

Knife autists deserve it.

2017-11-05 19:52:15 UTC

i'm okay with fake knives but there is a fine line between a shitty replica and an 'inspired' knife

2017-11-05 19:52:25 UTC

did this guy pay his younger cousin to do the photoshop job or something

2017-11-05 19:53:23 UTC

True, spiderco knives aren't even that expensive. For meme knives like those 200 dollar sebenzas I'd understand more.

2017-11-05 19:58:05 UTC

What chink phone do you guys think has the best camera?

2017-11-05 20:01:31 UTC

not any xiaomi phones most likely

2017-11-05 20:01:42 UTC

weakest aspect

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