my tracking numbers from two different AliExpress sellers aren't showing data for 6 days now <:thonk:288060975775612929>

Cute keyboard

Tfw spent half an hour making it fit #wristlet

>Mi Max 2 is better than the Mi5x in every single way

JUST

some good cheap watches ? something like the nomos replicas ?

Mi max 2 is barely as good as the mi max original

It's not worth the upgrade

@kaetaa#1570 bigger battery, less thick bezels

I'll agree the battery is a little bigger, but the battery is already huge, and having the mi max for 1 year now, the battery isn't as good as it was when I got it. It only holds for 1 day now instead of 3

Less thick bezels lmao you guys will find anything

I think the mi max 2 is great if u don't have the mi max

It's like a mi mix jr

I love my big phone because I have a small dick, but with a big phone people will think I have a big dick

today's chink delivery (I do not remember ordering this at all)

squeeze it

squeeze birb

xiaomi mech in <#287939846662651906>

I have killed him

I remember those things

@transience that vortex is so fucking nice damn

oh shit thats not even the vortex race, no f row

Why does the AliExpress app not tell me what the daily task is to get the badge

So annoying

>falling for the app jew

Kek

Gets you that £0.01 off 😩

>e

join the affiliate scheme, make your own referral link for everything you buy, you get 8% back

better than the majority of app discounts

O nice

Cheers

some things aren't allowed to be referral linked (nazi lego etc) but the majority can be

nazi legos?

link

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/WORLD-WAR-2-German-Waffen-SS-Custom-Figures-Set-US-Soldiers-Battle-Soviet-Red-Army-motorcycle/32795126525.html

search "german" and sort by top orders

all the nazi stuff comes up

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Wholesale-World-War-2-German-Blitzkrieg-Assault-Military-War-Scene-Model-Building-Blocks-Brick-Compatible-with/32804252563.html

VIERHUNDERTZWANZIG BRENNEN ES

@kire007#3763 define good and define cheap.

Oh no a German neighbor

Better pretend I'm doing something before my bike gets taken

why are fake rolexes illegal n shit?

and what's the chink equivelent?

I think fake rolexes are illegal to sell, not illegal to buy

why is illegal

why not not illegal? fuckin america

there are a lot of fake rolexes, you can get really high quality ones for $200

or you can get (((quartz))) for $8

at least it has novelty factor

@Shell wot

Fake Rolexes can only be imported if you're wearing them to the US

The US has a really weird law in that you can import one counterfeit of each kind

so for example, you buy counterfeit Rolex and Adidas shoes, you can get thru no problem

buy 2 counterfeit Rolex, you're gonna have some business

just get a bagelsport like a true /csg/ memer

https://pastebin.com/cJ6KzpY2

for all the newfags

homage is best meme

aren't those £100?

roughly

I see my topic is up :^)

why not buy 1 dollar watch

Got my xiaomeme power bank usb c autismo

instead of 100$

Its smaller than i thought

They're kind of different things

why not buy $1 soldering iron

Stfu we are talking about my new powerbank 😡

Why not buy a car made out of recycled resin

who is (we)

Maybe he uses the royal we?

Either way buying a $9 copy of what's possibly the best built everyday watches available is pointless and any chink watch for less than $20 should have been a legit casio or timex instead

I'll never understand why anons buy fake casio terrorist watches

they're $10

some kids don't have $10

see david e-whoring

fake casio f-91

gotta save like

4 dollars

f-91's are for like 7-8 dollars on ebay and they last forever

most of the ones on ebay are fake too which is pretty funny

(((amazon)))

I bought a fake a168 to use purely as wrist mounted timer - it keeps atrocious time and is horrible in pretty much every way.

Amazon doesn't ship from China

:^)

Huh the store with Bagels got updated and there's shit coated Bagelnauts and black dial bagelsplorers

>shit coated bagelnauts

link

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/2017-Hot-Sale-STEELBAGELSPORT-Top-Brand-Luxury-Automatic-Mechanical-Men-Watch-Gift-Waterproof-Clock-Full-Steel/2800144_32827247295.html

that's a nice look

Bamford pls go

>not liking your watches dipped in feces and coffee

I don't like blackface watches :^)

I like

Sucks that im eternal poorfag

Get more neetbux than about 40% of the world would make working full time tho <:googlethink1:328536264292827139>

Only for month anymore

Sad!

How much is your neetbux

500e per month with taxes

wew

just a little more than I make doing matched betting

400+ quid pure profits?`

350 last month with limited float to cover exchange liabilities

I got lazier this month and only made 150-200 so far

@fedora how much did you pay for the USB c version and can it fast charge both ways?

@Cole http://www.dx.com/p/xiaomi-universal-mini-10000mah-pro-power-bank-w-usb-type-c-grey-428124

@fedora they made version two of this, but with micro USB again for some stupid reason

I'd still buy the 20000 one again if it had USB C

shit

i still haven't made posts on /csg/ about my stuff

@Tribit do you still have the link to that mechanical key fidget toy?

@ツバメロー#5252 https://www.aliexpress.com/item/LED-Pocket-Keyboard-Stress-Relief-Focus-Toy-Switch-finger-Decompression-Toy/32820241514.html

thanks, m8

put that on my wishlist for when i have money

<:alithink:327930371796893698> <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

tfw can't buy chink shit because I have less than a month left at this address

I hope fasttech and gearbest haven't chinked me on their 6-20 day and 13 day delivery figures

any recommendations for cheap mediocre phones?

Its been 20 days for me. Got chinked hard.

@transience I fell into that trap

going to miss a ton of chink deliveries

@Volume preowned earlier gen moto g with custom rom, vkworld 3310. Don't get a noname smartphones

Blackview do some good dirt cheap phones apparently

not tried one tho

Get a Samsung galaxy S5 on Ali for like 100

Why not just get a chink shit phone though

I'd much rather have a redmi 4A than a galaxy S5 <:thonk:288060975775612929>

I'd probably take a 100 dollar xiaomeme over the s5 tbqhwy

I see

please tell me, that isnt you

Its him

He already said it

Plus he changes it every 2 days

you look like that youtube

linux tech clips

or something

I mean

I've had my rl photo as my discord avatar for a while now

I know I look like I'm 12

Galaxy S5 for 100 dollars <:thonkang:327933449597878312>

Yeah

Not sure if new or refurbished

143 dlls

@Deleted User why would you use real picture in discord

refurbished

I see

and without warranty

Why not?

cuz it's probably for the chinese market

Worse than trip fagging

i mean, if you travel to china constantly then yeah it has warranty

I see

I was considering it, honestly

The vibration motor on my a5 2017 is fucked.

you could check the post tho

i might be wrong and it may have international warranty

I'm not that worried about warranty, honestly

>Samsung broke
>Wants another, older samsung (likely) entirely without warranty
???

!!!

least, the first results don't say anything about warranty

I don't have 300

just get a xiaomi

buy a LeEco or Xiaomi phone

Alright

Which ones come with NFC

I will have to research that

Are Doogee's still a viable option?

I heard that there's malware on them

Dodgy security

Plus they have found out to lie about specs

Just get xiaomeme

for example the Doogee Mix has a P20 instead of the advertised P25

also 720p lul

Xiaomi phones are pretty much confirmed to be good for anything you want them to do

LeEco is cool too but you need to get something with LineageOS

everything else is risky

Xiaomi doesn't do NFC on the redmi series as far as I know and then you're pretty much confined to non-chinkphone pricing territory.

I see

Maybe I should just save up for a flagship

The Nokia 8 comes out in September anyway

Nokia 8 🤢

Atleast its better than jewplus

I was impressed by the hands on

What hands on

Of the Nokia 8

Link

I've never really heard anyone talk about the Mi6

how does it hold up against other chink phones of that price

@transience @Shrimpf has it

It's great

Best phone I ever owned

I went through the entire Xperia Line

Owned a few Iphones

still looks as good as new as when I bought it

Only problem I have with the phone is the brightness can be a little dark

Even entirely up

The audio jack is no big deal either, I pretty much have one pair of earphones and I keep my USB 3 to Jack plugged in there

thanks

Pirce-wise it's a fucking steal

My girlfriend has the latest Iphone and I played around with both

And I'd definitely say the Xiaomi Mi 6 beats that phone in practically every field

@fedora https://youtu.be/6vm1R0wkZMQ

@ツバメロー#5252 looks like shit lmao

better than jewplus though

sure, its not an amazing looking phone but

its not bad

hopefully the zeiss cameras and binaural audio are great

GSMArena said it's p gud although bezels are large for "the current trends" :^)

better than jewplus

should i make a new aliexpress account under memeware or will chinks not like it?

my old one has one order and it's a USB to RBY capture card

Nokia phones are not really good hardware-wise but they are still pretty decent

nokia5 and 6 seem bretty good. quality feel is worth the extra

underpowered SD625 tho :^)

they have 430's iirc

Tbh I'm gonna wait for whatever Redmi uses a 450 or whatever it was called before I get a new phone

this Samsung crap with a SD400 I found is doing its job just fine for now

daily reminder to get a oneplus 3

I want one tbh

anybody got discord video call?

yeah

me

@Lawman

if you call somebody will they get discord video call as well?

discord does not have a video option at the moment

they get a ring, sorta like skype

It does have video calls tho?

It was in the patch notes only 10% of the user base has it

Yes.

Well, it's being rolled out.

So if you call me via discord

I'll get the video call to call oter people?

I mean, I assume we'd both have to have the feature.

i have it

but i think its because im goy with discord nitro

Oh right

Alright guys dead serious

I can get a trip to North Korea or China

both pretty fucking expensive

North Korea is interesting as a crazy regime

China has lots of historical value

@ツバメロー#5252 only the call starterer needs video calling

also theres a betterdiscord plugin