better question is, what am i hiding from the random rus servers on deathmatch classic and torrenting and chinks and people on my network

:)

also theres a hidden sticker on top

so i just scraped it away

hopefully they won't notice

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/8pcs-Hirisi-Carp-Fishing-Hook-Link-Ready-Made-Hair-Combi-Rig-Teflon-Hook-Ready-Tied/32793428387.html

"lemme scrape those useless identification stickers off, they won't notice I'm sure" <:thonk:288060975775612929>

How to void your warranty in one easy step - @dave

wait you're allowed to open the back without voiding the warrenty right?

Depends on the phone

you already fucked your chances of warranty when you dropped it in water

so might as well

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

redmi note 4

wait on those stickers to arrive

but like i haven't unscrewed anything

yeah i will

i'm gonna get the ones off ebay

because theyll come in days

and even if i get that phone sent back out, it'll take days to sort out

so perfect tbh

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

REALLY MAKES ME THINK

WHAT DID (((THEY))) MEAN WITH THIS

https://www.massdrop.com/buy/bowman-toothpick-crossbow

@dave also try asking the aliexpress seller if they have specific stickers for Xiaomi phones

can't have some engineer checking out those stickers on your phone and finding out they're watermarked with a Apple logo or some shit

but it'll take a month to come

also i dont have a debit card

ask the chink if they'll take paypal

true

do it through ebay if you can

they support paypal as the main payment method

if you get chinked on ali, you might be fucked

I know ebay do but there's none on ebay

>only thing i've ever bought on ali

how do you dm on this

>contact seller

tried that

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/feedback-score/2516008.html see if you can

http://s.aliexpress.com/7FJjUVZn

Brb just gonna buy this

is this how expensive goymen cards are now <:thenk:329322130804047872>

really expensive even for a 1080ti

also chinky

Linus did a video on it

Power consumption i outrageous, but the rest is more than ok

that one is just above 10k in oil money, costs more than these

whats something nice around 2-3 dollars

rx480

I'm pretty sure a graphics card isn't 3 dollars

unless it's like a 16 MB one

send help i need something cool for 2-3 dollars

Is this what you call chinking chinks?

@BoggyBuntu autism spinner

15 cent chicken

comply tips (fake)

@transience atleast this time i won dispute man feels good

sellers store is banned from ali already though

so i guess it didnt even matter

ORICO cucked me

wait

you disputed

1 cent

wew

turns out that some of their enclosures are just a few mm shorter and will only fit a 2.5mm SSD

not 2.5mm HDDs

wew

@BoggyBuntu yea so they get perma banned from ali

and the title technically said SSD, so I can't dispute

<:kms:327934280619655179>

should have shipped my 0.01cent orico <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

i legit though want orico case

no more 15 cent chicken

s-sad

@fedora how

how did you get that at 1 cent

did it come up in a flash sale?

some chink chinkied listing for 0.01cent

accident or they wanted to gain more buys or something

well now their ali account is frozen

because they didnt ship those

@fedora send link of that item?

>it's another Wendy incident

It got removed quickly

This was 2 months ago

Yeah, but I mean, aliexpress take a snapshot of the page when you buy it

you should still have that link

Nah cant be arsed to open computer sorry

when you get the chance

Im at m'bed already

About to go sleep

why are you awake at 4am <:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

next thing you know, you're drunk and posting on /r9k/

Because im living that NEET life

And its almost 6am here

Lol

I've been living the NEET life since I finished school too

this pack of beer was meant to last a week

<:hms:311152554618912768>

I have uni starting soon i think so better enjoy this neetdom

I really should decide when i want to go there

it's so great having the living room to yourself at 4am neeting it out

I'm starting uni in september and tbh I need to fix my life before it starts

Im gonna go sleep though

Gn space cowboy

g'night famalam

i got one of those universal socket wrenches from a new chink seller for 80¢, bretty good

Hello

hello

hi

W2c 1:1 mini nes. They seem to disappear and reappear.

are chink tripods a thing

and are they good?

like for cameras/mics

Is there any reason to confirm goods delivered on ali

still leaves some place to get chinked right

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Zomei-Q111-Professional-Heavy-Duty-Aluminium-Tripod-Pan-Head-for-DSLR-Camera-/182043411025?hash=item2a62a20251:g:o0QAAOSwzgRW1qo1

^ worth getting?

we are properly back in the chinkshithole

>less than 10 at any time

@ultimate-drawmaster Try finding a gitzo or manfrotto knockoff, don't get anything for less than $20 and keep in mind that if you have a proper size DSLR, any heavy lens or serious video equipment the head will probably not be strong enough. For video you should get an oil dampened panorama head anyway.

I went ahead and picked up the ebay one I linked before

but if it turns out to be shit I'm not out that much

the reviews are good though

and they've sold a lot

at the very least I can put my tascam on it

But you could've used that money on top of the same money to buy something that'll last

Hopefully it'll surpass our expectations

I'll get a good tripod someday in the future

Get a three legged thing then (or chink $130 knockoff)

plus that ebay one was on sale for like $12 off

h ow is chinese shipping so cheap

does the govt. subsidize it?

its in the prices, though im pretty sure its also subsidised

like how does an item under $1 get here without them losing money on it

someone's losing something somewhere

but who is it

It's subsidised

Also they probably don't make any money on small orders so they are relying on future business from those customers

@sludge problem is that every seller makes the better deal every day, no seller can get ahead

@ultimate-drawmaster they're still classed as a developing country and developing countries get subsidized shipping on items below <2kg

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/For-Asus-ZX53VW-Gaming-Laptop-15-6-1920x1080-FHD-Screen-Display-GTX-960M-Intel-Core-i5/3055019_32819614224.html

Is this a good price?

>asus

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/1333602/123456789-32816232927/---.html

into the trash it goes

also a 6GB phone for dirt cheap

I need something useful for organising

can recommend those orico cable organisers

http://www.gearbest.com/office-supplies/pp_423408.html

this looked interesting but can probably find stuff like this in ikea

breaking a /csg/ rule to pull a prank

Those suck

that's the point

it's a sex toy

doesn't need to look good

the more blantant the better

Better go the extra miles and get a magic wand for your gf

Cunt it's meant to be for a joke

Then its fine

hell it doesn't even need to work

>Send item to domestic location

fucking finaly the redmeme is on it's way after a month

at least it skipped customs

Aliexpress has stopped reviewing my refund requests

One of the refunds was meant to be judged a week ago, and hasn't

The other one, they aren't reviewing my video and always favouring to the sellers

what's a decent VR headset that's not too pricey

cardboard is fine but not that comfortable really

heard good things about Shinecon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMfcBHq1hxA this is the latest meme AFAIK

the tl;dr being you need some kind of gamepad because it hasn't got a magnet nor a capacitive button

that does look good

very

only reason I haven't bought it is I have a 1080p pentile panel and cardboard looks awful

when I get my zs5s should I do a 'audio idiots' perspective sort of thing

RIP mspaint

kek

Smartphone Flexible Tripod
$0.99 with coupon FTMOSM
http://www.gearbest.com/mount-holder/pp_162742.html?lkid=11026791

good deal lads

always goes quick thanks to pajeets

hey guys im gonna create account on gearbest

can i get some bonus for creating account somehow?

or something like that?

you get some free GB points for signing up to their newsletter

there used to be a guide on gb points, not sure where it is

you can make a review of their app and screenshot it then send it to their customer support for some gb points

what are these points for?

for every 50 points you get $1 off the price

up to a 1/3 off the listed price even on flash sale

you can't combine coupons and gb points though

if you buy things and make a shitty video review you get lots of GB points which add up to a few bucks each time

Does anyone know if banking apps work on Xiaomi phones? Only thing holding me back from buying

@Ryptun Russians just upload a video of themselves zooming slowly on the product to get maximum GB points

@csganon I didn't have an issue with bank of scotland app but ymmv

can't vouch for all of them

should i register from mobile app or from pc? <:thonkang:327933449597878312>

<:alithink:327930371796893698> no idea lad

http://en.miui.com/thread-712444-1-1.html

what are you buying from mi next

reee how to apply coupon in gearbest?

when you add it to cart at checkout

a mi gf

mi 5x now on preorder

how do I use GB Points? I got $1 worth

just apply them at checkout

you cant get more than 30% off though

Mi 5X up for pre-order

http://www.geekbuying.com/item/Xiaomi-Mi-5X-5-5-Inch-4GB-64GB-Smartphone-Black-383271.html

hopefully they release a 5" version

then i go for it

Anyone know any acceptable chink shit phones for $200 AUD?

redmi note 4 global

Meizu, Doogee and Elephone

Thanks

Any discount codes?

no

discount codes for chink shit do not exist

they are on a perpetually discounted state

if you can, avoid Xiaomi Offical Store on Aliexpress

check out kimovil.com they are all there

Oh okay I'm kinda new to chink shit

http://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_604985.html?lkid=11015710

http://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_462205.html?lkid=11026770

pick your choice

http://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_620948.html

5X looks shit compared to Z2 pro

Okay thanks, I'll choose later

yeah to expensive, but apperently the price is because of the camera lens, they say its a good one

both front and back

```Dear customer：
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Thanks for your email.Kindly please tell us more details about that problem that you met.
Such as send us some photos and videos via the website and send us the link .
Then we can offer further help.Thanks for your cooperation and kindly understanding
Best regards.
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wdym jessie

also why do the chinks love whitespace

"""jessie"""

```I bought the Xiaomi Redmi Note 4 from you and I have been using it but all of a sudden, I was watching a video and the screen went blue and turned off. I've waited for a day, then I put it to charge and now it's flashing red on the little light. Could I get it fixed? I really need to save the things in it so could you also recover my things if possible.

Thanks,
David. ```

thats my initial email

so like, what do i send?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Forbidden-Valley-Ranch-Slut-T-Shirt-Asa-Akira-3d-Print-t-shirt-Unisex-Women-Men-Casual/32680383383.html?shortkey=E7VJfQvM&addresstype=600

buy this instead

Wait who was that BTCfag who had bare peas?

>full tilt shittalking

>appropriate action to china because I cannot get my NZD$10 back

you gonna be on the shitlist soon son