Problem is phone cameras have to get bulgier to allow better quality, but I'd rather have less quality and not have a phone cock

This is why convergence sucks, you end up having a device that does a bunch of things shitily. Why the fuck do you need a 2000 megapixel camera to snapchat your food anyway?

so you can regonize the bank robber what happened to be in picture 200 meters away at end of the road

Isn't that what CCTV is for tho?

you just zoom in and make the resolution higher. geez, even normie tv shows do that nowadays.

http://www.gearbest.com/laptops/pp_620996.html?wid=21

that good stuff >only windows 10 no nougat

Just linux it

i cannot refuse

>search overwatch on ali
>prepare to fap

>search mousepad on ali
>prepare to fap

everyone knows swimsuits and underwear have the best fap material

>not masturbating to booty/boobie mousepads of anime characters

>not masturbating to printer filaments

>not masturbating to minecraft figurines

not everyone is into pigs

>not just straight up masturbating to the randomiser

I mean damn dude that german ww2 helmet is really doing it for me

>not masturbting to anti-balding cream

>Not masturbating to this conversation

>implying I haven't

@Michael llink?

For the cream

2 Pcs Herbal fast hair growth Alopecia anti baldness hair loss spray 7 days Healthy DNA liquid hair regrowth treatment products
2 Pcs Herbal fast hair growth Alopecia anti baldness hair loss spray 7 days Healthy DNA liquid hair regrowth treatment products
http://s.aliexpress.com/mYZJR7zI
(from AliExpress Android)

The battery life for the Xiaomi Bluetooth sports headset is amazing

I've had these on for 2 nights + 4 train rides and the phone says it still got like 60%

god damn

Don't know if the Bluetooth battery Info is accurate but I think so

Oh nice link me Bluetooth battery life is my trigger

I want some hair growth stuff

I've heard that if you smear it on your face, you get a beard

I'm starting to grow that mid 20s beard

But it's not going fast enough

That sounds like you'd buy like generic Minoxidil for that

I've looked all over Ali for it, but they don't sell it

Might not be the smartest move, buying meds from some chinky site

I don't think they'd sell meds yeah

It's pretty expensive in my country

Feels like I'm being robbed off some money I shouldn't have to spend

Biovea was the cheapest place I got it in Canada

Maybe just use like some kind of caffeine beard oil or peppermint oil, both of which can help hair growth

Did it work for you?

I was using it on my scalp due to thinning, but it was starting to work yeah, along with Finasteride there was less shedding and hair was thicker

Gave up because I didn't wanna apply it for the rest of my life and just gonna rock my long hair till I can't anymore

I've heard you can quit after half a year

That's when results show, you have to keep taking it daily

Im not thinning but my hair pretty much turned white at 24

@Cad doesn't that shit also nuke your nads though?

I have to dye it black to match my eyebrows

I buy dye from ali, its actually pretty good

The pills gave me watery semen and sometimes sensitive nipples (????) But otherwise not much

I got that from ritalin

I'd assume it's nothing you can't combat from diet and exercise

Probably would get it again if I use mino

I had the nipple thing too with ritalin. Awkward as fuck

I think using the cream version is less effective but you dont get the side effects

Minoxidil doesn't give any of those effects, it's the Finasteride pills that gave me them

What does that do?

Minoxidil at the absolute worst (usually does nothing) will give you rapid heartbeats afterwards, and baggy eyes, and dry scalp from alcohol

I wish there were meds for white hairs

I look like mr fantastic

I already use alcohol on my face

I used to have horrible acne but now my face is smooth as fuck thanks to no dairy and washing my face with alcohol

Make sure to moisturize that sounds really drying

Yeah I got a good one

Stuff gets kind of dry still sadly

Anyone else invested in tech?

Currently got about 2k invested in AMD

Some in NDOY

And a little in NVDA

i am not falling for the stock broking jew

you got in AMD and Nvidia? wew

thats what you call a win-win/lose-lose I guess

also, please dont put chink "meds" on/in your body. I get cancer just by reading it

yeah it's probably gonna be ground up baby

this isnt even my final form

I saw market places selling this shit

this is a new meme

Yes it is

And that thing looks like a great way to shred your fingertips

Anyone know how long epackets usually take to the US

we're going to see kitchen whisk autism spinners soon

Something for the women. I like the way you think. 👍

👌

can opener spinner

Beyblade spinner

if only then maybe that prick with the metal beyblade would get fucked

hey

is there any audiophile tier shit on chinksites

like I want to get a vinyl player but I'm unsure as to what to get and knowing the chinks history with phones and how they can make good shit at affordable prices I was wondering if they had any turntables

AFAIK the most important part of the turntable is the cartridge, so if you get a chink turntable and swap out the cartridge with a good afordable one you should get a good deal

cartridge as in the pin right>

?

Yes

I think that is the name for it

what are some good cartridges?

I don't know for sure, but I heard that Audio Technica makes a good one

oh god chink vinyl

why vinyl in the first place tho?

comfy bigger canvas for the cover art

fair enough

i dont like cds also

its just the cost of the shit is stupid in comparison to digital formats

why?

tbh the only mediums I like are cassette Vinyl and digital lossless

wtf

casette is aids

unless you pay out the ass for those weird obscure tape materials

cassette and vinyl for the aesthetic and vinyl/lossless for qualities

high quality cassettes can sound fuckin great tbh

Honestly, just buy spotify premium

yeah but most shit released on good cassetes were also released on CD since higher quality casette was real late into their life

like I said I dislike cd tho whoops

why tho

I think it's just because it's a weird middle ground between cassette and vinyl that I cant really vibe with

what

I'm autistic dude lmfao

a middleground in what way?

in terms of size

nigga just rip that shit into v0/flac

I understand it's a superior medium in every way to cassette

I already said I like FLAC <:thonk:288060975775612929>

then rip the CD and never use it again

seems awfully convoluded

but whatever floats your boat is fine

I think we've gone off topic because I don't really understand how your reply relates to the original argument

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

you dont like cd because of size, so rip it, and never have to deal with the cd after the inital copying of it

nah how about I just buy a digital release instead

fuck you on about

🤔

old shit often isnt released online

I only really like newer and older shit

so I can get the older on vinyl

and newer in flac

so it's all gucci

vinyl is so clunky tho

ill never understand it other than a collector's piece

better transition of analog audio

"transition"

what

converting sound into the vinyl

you literally get more distortion with vinyl than you do with digital

you get more of my dick in your mom

Some people want that sound tho

hell, all vinyl has been processed since the 70's anyway

just use a tube amp if you want vinyl sound

or just rip the vinyl to digital in the first place

you get vinyl distortion/pop without dealing with plastic dinner plates for every album

only reason i'd ever buy vinyl is because occasionally newer mixes are aids, and the only way to get them is on vinyl

this is getting real <#189467888657235970> tho

How about chink tube amps?

little dot is pretty okay

tho youre better off DIYing a starving student

or buying a cheapo chink tube pre-amp

im not a tube guy tho so i cant give much more info than that

I ordered a sack full of knives

And two Mi bands

Let's see what else I can get

@swagmeisterflash can the chinks even make high quality knockoffs?

like if I wanted a knockoff leatherman sheer would it be just trash?

@Phatique How the fuck do I turn off phone unlocking with the Mi Band? The app is such an atrocious piece of shit.

@gggeeee they make great knives because western knives are overpriced to hell and back

Sanrenmu and that other brand with G are perfectly fine

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

>Order a samsung evo off Ali-baba for 30 euros

>Arrives fully functional with a free bracket and some cooling paste (??)

Not even mad tbh

hello my friends

can anyone reccomend good spinner

the one i have has solid outer beerrings

price?

i dont remember

its a glow in the dark one

i think he's asking your budget

about 5

i dont know though

i dont feel like ordering anything anymore

This kills the Zuk

https://www.gizmochina.com/2017/04/26/lenovo-shuts-down-zuk-mobile-zuk-edge-is-last-mobile-phone/

r i p

wtf

i thought zuk was chink phone?

yes

ive spent more than 500 on chink shit

you live in NA?

no

i line in europe

@kontroll no idea, i dont use it for unlocking

probably should

ok bye

I don't get it

what surprises you about these news

Lenovo is a chink company isn't it

ok big deal, they are just gonna name it the Lenovo ZUK instead of only ZUK now

what they are doing with motorola, all motorola phones are Lenovo Moto atm

it's not like say

Honors are suddenly not Huawei

because they're called Honor

wait what the fuck are those screenshots

is that google translate or what

Goddamn Acers are poorly made laptops

but they cheap doe

I got one for 700 Eur

And after half a year it has a bunch of scratches on the laptop and sometimes the fan screams like a dying pig

@Shrimpf Have you tried… cleaning the fan?

I did

The vents too?

Tried opening it up but Acers are build like a brick you can't get in

What's the model?

Is this you irl? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OpCJzdWxEbQ

Goddamn what the fuck am I watching

tfw no chink shit to buy

Buy actual chinks

Slavery is cheap nowadays

https://www.fasttech.com/products/0/10031212/6876102-edc-hand-fidget-tri-spinner-focus-toy

appreantly this is the spinner 2 buy

>$18.26

https://www.fasttech.com/products/0/10030299/7138701-vollsion-vs1-0-edc-hand-fidget-tri-spinner-focus

>not owning a 125.95$ autism spinner

>only $125.85. Cheap pleb

Could it help https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4PTf7LgsIE

need mouse mat from AliExpress

recs?

quick pls

hello my friends

can anyone reccomend a glass repair?

for car?

ok thanks

@「sin」 it's hard to go wrong there

just get any that you like

yes u can

i got one and its made of reflective and messes up with the mouse

@NIWWA how's your plant doing?

I didn't get one just got a JD 112

Outsider was in again? wew, this guy just doesnt give up

the plant is a male plant

dude, its you Outsider?

well, if you were coming undercover, you just blew it

any recommendations for a car dvr? like the sq8 for example from goybest

dunno what to look at just need a simple cheap one for my father

@Lefteris Techmoan reviewed a bunch https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFB79814F24001328

great thanks

@Lefteris https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo76bkytA3o

@Phatique I ended up just re-pairing it with the phone.

http://www.gearbest.com/car-dvr/pp_67201.html

are these real HD?

Yes

many years ago i bought one for very cheap but it records in upscale hd

http://www.dx.com/p/h-264-720p-wide-angle-6-led-night-viewing-digital-car-dvr-camcorder-w-mini-usb-sd-hdmi-2-5-lcd-54137

one of these