I bought the wrong fucking camera sensor but it works anyway ROFL

can finally scan shit in apps and dont need my yi cam anymore to just take photos

Isn't the yi cam really shit

I need a new phone

I regret getting 2 gb for my redmi 3 pro

why

Wow you actually bothered fixing it

I've got a redmi 4 ATM, I got it for £100 and I couldn't ask for any more in a phone

Battery lasts 2 days with intense usage

Micro SD

Build quality

Good OS

Only bad thing is the back scratches up

❤ my redmeme note 3

it somehow has surrived

like 4-5 drops

Note 3 feels nice but when compared to the 4 there's a noticeable diff

is it true that xiaomis have chink backdoors

and the chinese CIA knows what ur doing

is it true that iphones have western backdoors

and the CIA knows what ur doing

y

whom'st'd've asketh

who /autismspinners/ here?

@Deleted User cool

For some reason I have to go all the way to a fucking industrial area to pick my moms Redmi 4 up

@noobspoon

the hype is real

ive ordered 2 premium "chink" spinners

outsourced machining to china for low production costs

touched my eyes while i was cooking with chili

I've ordered a brass chinkspinner too

is brass the same as bronze?

no

one is a broader category than the other

Bronze is a brass alloy isn't it?

i thought it was vice versa

but dont quote me on that

brass is a copper and zinc alloy

bronze is made of copper and tin

uhm bronze is copper and tin, thanks runescape

^

Quality chink lock

this is the funniest shit ive come across in a while

chink shit general

good one

@Kilbur got it with a chink bag?

yeh

same, I have the same one

good lock 👌

But is yours shit like that?

I was telling you the plastic pushes in easily

let me watch again

Good news is I woke up this morning. So those chink tea bags arent the fast kind of cancer.

Mine pushes in but not enough to let the zipper go through

mine does

whats everyones top chink shit purchase so far

Bm-800 microphone + arm.

That or my superlux hd662 evos.

@Kilbur are you frying a steak next to your pc?

If we're going strictly by longevity my top purchase was some chink mouse I got off Ali like 2 years ago. It still works fine.

alibaba is better

VS

Tfw Taobao consolidated shipping doesn't ship to UK

>eiaosi shilling

Can someone ship him like, a single dollar so he doesn't need to sell his soul to survive?

Is that eiaosi still going in march of twenty fucking seventeen

if anyone was around for my little ali incident , i got a refund so its all good robodyn is a good seller

@Phatique lmao forgot about that noise, its water falling from the apartment upstairs

Theres been a faulty pipe for like 6 months Id sa

y

I just pretend its a waterfall

Fok

I bought a danbo figure at the beginning of this month and it still hasnt even been shipped out according to Ali

I need it here by the end of this month... its for a gift

File a dispute

Seller has been sitting on his ass for nearly a month

Doubt you will get it in time

hey whoever was looking for projector screens

flash deal rn
http://s.aliexpress.com/nUbMvAj2

http://www.gearbest.com/get-it-free/

Does this even work

can we chink the chinks?

"get it FREE price: SEK 309.17"

literally jewing

ok so I have to shill the product hard for 20 people to buy it then i get it for free

is there a way to do that without actually doing it

>get link

>create 20 paypal accounts
>pay for 20 hybrid pros
>get your free hybrid pro
>chargeback all the orders

yeah that's simple

WESTERN PIGGU'D

It seems to me like you only have to get one person to buy it

5 orderes for atleast 20$

prepare for 21 hybrid pros to come at once

and your gaybest banned

and probably your paypal

👍

http://www.gearbest.com/about/get-it-free.html

Oh wow fuck off

Good for my 42 ears'

How can a race with such flat faces have such big noses

what if I create a second acccount and buy 3 items for 99c each

get i still 10-20$ item for free?

https://www.massdrop.com/buy/tec-accessories-orbiter Chink version of this when?

$54 on a metal spinning adult pacifier and a magnet

what a time to not be alive

>54 dollar autism toy

we live in excitign times

>334 purchases

do americucks really fall for these

sadly

well at least some chink factory's going to be making them

waiting to rip them off sooner or later

yo I saw a 300$ autism spinner on fasttech not even kidding

in the chink version that magnet won't be strong enough and the ballbearing will fly off and kill someone

sounds fun

even better

in my time in making the infographic ive seen a lot of autisms

Then they'll remarket it as a ninja weapon

and hit the mall ninja demo

ok i was kidding 125$

https://www.fasttech.com/products/0/10031212/7138701-vollsion-vs1-0-edc-hand-fidget-tri-spinner-focus

inb4 the real version is just as bad as the chink version

because the real one is the chink one

https://goo.gl/qDE0FD

jesus what

>125 dollars
>looks like it costs no more than 8 dollars to make

How do people make these pictures and then think "yes that is good"

high end dap autism, high end meme headphone autism, custom iem autism, custom knife autism, high-end production knife autism, *sex toy autism*, watch autism, flashlight obsession

but chink spinners are the worst

really the only thing that's stopping me from killing myself is that one of my chink orders might arrive tomorrow

Christ man don't do that

dont wait? Got it

just got my RN3P

which apps should i get rid of

Unlock it and flash Xiaomi.eu MIUI instead

whats the difference between that and global MIUI

is LOS usable yet

XIaomi.eu has removed the chink botnet and other shit using RAM and CPU power, it runs way better than global MIUI

i should probably do that bootloader unlock thing

i think it takes weeks

and has a little more extra stuff and more languages

i took a week for me

when i unlock it

shouldnt i just go to LOS

or is it still buggy

LineageOS is also avaliable, camera and torch is buggy, but there are fixes

I think a bug fix patch just came out

hnm

maybe ill just hold off on that

does the latest MIUI have google assist

dont think so but you can just download the app

requested code

gonna update this to the latest global MIUI first

is the new infographic down for everyone?

yup

xyz keeps dying

man I was so excited about chinkshit coming in

turns out it's not even half of what I ordered on the same order

my powerbank arrived

also is chinkshit getting stale for anyone else?

threads seem to be full of people asking about autism toys and mech keyboards

which is fine

but chinkshit just doesnt interest me like it used to

just find better uses for shit you don't have

autism spinners and mks are just the latest csg meme

not that I remember what the old one was

IEMs have always been a thing

as have chink phones

I'll soon be having a stereo mic setup just so I can whisper into people's ears and shitpost

i never see anyone getting a mimix tho

its always a redmeme

csg is poor

tru

mi mix dropped in price a bunch

like 25-35%

sheeeeeeeeeeit

when my one m8 kicks it (or i wear the battery to unusable) i might cop a mi mix or an axon 7

axon 7 would be way more practical but i just

love the mi mix's look

you'll love how it looks after you drop it once

B)

true

i've never dropped my phone

but it's a 5" phone

not a 6.4"

can anyone recommend a good chink ebook reader?

kindle

can it read downloader epubs, mobis fb2 and such?

yes?

they pretty much own the only modern eink reader

hmm, I always thought it was only for official books bought on amazon...

nah

nigga just us ur phone 💯

get a paperwhite, i heard it was worth the upgrade over the first generation kindles

hurts my eyes

or you can just get a used kindle if youre superjew

yeah, saw one on ali

50 bucks

uh i think you're better off buying it officially off of amazon

or ebay

unless you live in shitposterland

aka australia

nah

you're usually better off not being a russian

the first thing i did with my kindle was just download a bunch of books off of tpb and put it on the kindle

and just ordering shit off amazon

then i realized i cant read

can't read?

its just a joke

oh

if you dont read as a hobby please do not buy a kindle

you will throw it away

they'll be in the arduino/orangepi drawer

turn an rpi into an ereader

for double wasted money

i know i read an article where someone hacked a kindle into a thermostat/weather forecast app but i couldn't find a guide to do it

pretty useful

works forever

also you might find it useful to turn your kindle on airplane mode indefinitely

yeah, the wifi is pretty useless since you dl book I guess..

wifi is only used to update the ads on the lockscreen

kek

how is it for anything else? E.g. web browsing?

no

damn, for that money you would expect it

for a one-time price you can get best-selling books for free off of the internet

what's the price?

the price of the kindle and the nominal fee of using the internet to access thepiratebay

oh I thought there was a bundle of sorts you can buy on amazon, nvm xD

but yeah, pretty much any good book can be found on the webz

Kindles here in Aus are $109 AUD in store

What's the benfit in the paperwhite?

speaking of kindles

i found two really old kindle fires in my garage

paperwhite is backlit

you can read it in a dark room

no mail today because of the fucking noreaster

carrect

like everywhere or

Kindles are cheap as shit outside of australia

Also,easy on eye