I'm not convinced an independent Scotland would pull it off

better than being North England though

over here people scrape by being a forklift driver, over there it rakes you in the megadough like pretty much any job

Minimum wage, which doesn't really exist here, is lower than UK official minimum wage

how can a Norwegian forklift driver earn 35k GBP then?

Because it's fucking Norway

oil moneyz

Everyone in Norway earns fucktons

that's an 18k annual job here, max

Including cleaners and whatnot

Guess the imported semi-slaveworkers don't

But in general Norwegians earn stupid amounts

Swedes literally go over to peel bananas for them for like 4k a month

Yeah Mao was talking about the border hoppers

SNP was pointing at Norway saying "WE HAVE ALL THIS OIL, WHY NOT TAKE IT BACK FROM THE UK AND DO THAT?!"

but no one really knows what goes on over there

No campaign had a better pitch

"you might lose your pensions!"

i remember reading that scotland had a toxic oil industry

we don't really have control over the oil

and that it costed them more than it profited

not one of our devolved powers

in devolution we got given some independence over how we run the country but the major stuff is still decided in England

we got more this year tho

which is nice

would it annoy you if all the powers were suddenly taken away?

they can't

the 2016 act you need a referendum to abolish the Scottish government

which no one would do

because we brought in free university education for Scottish residents and anybody else if they stay in the country 3 years

free bus travel for the elderly

people in England and the rest of the world squat here for 3 years then take the education because it's 9k a year down south

free university education o_o

yeah, the chinks flow here in their thousands

my whole area has new buildings popping up to house them

fuck i'm already in 6th form, i guess it's too late for me to move to scotland

http://www.scotland.org/study-in-scotland/scholarships/saltire-scholarships

coudl always just do uni later

you also get free money to study here

Canada
China
India
Pakistan
United States of America

you have to pay it back though

if you come from these places

@breh i wanna start earning asap though

scholarships you pay back?

wot

i don't think i would be able to get a scholarship

the free money for students

do you not?

they give it out to every yank, canuck, chink and pajeet who applies

no, pretty sure you don't

what if i'm a half chink from the uk

that doesn't speak mandarin

I see, the saltire scholarship covers studying here immediately

9. What does the Scholarship award cover?

The scheme offers up to 100 awards, each worth £4,000, towards the cost of tuition fees of a one-year full time Undergraduate, Masters or PhD course at any of Scotland’s higher education institutions.

>100 awards
>each worth £4000

no wonder there's land behind me with 14,000 chink housing being built

most people just live here for 3 years @godzirra

then you get no tuition fees and a bursary you don't have to pay back

if you get a part-time job on top of that you have no worries

that's for a full 4 year course

17. The course I am taking lasts for 2 years, would I get the scholarship for both years?

No, the scholarship is for 1 year only.

saltire is one year only

Now if only you could understand a word they were saying the education would be usefel

Most tutors aren't even Scottish here

a few

I know a south african guy who came here with £50 in his pocket from his savings in south africa, got a job in a call centre and is waiting it out

@Monte ayy lmao

keeps a little calendar marking off the days

until he gets his free tuition

University of Edinburgh is world respected so why not

neat

im so glad i picked an amd gpu. have you seen how cute the mascot is?

she has a twitter and everything

the redhead?

https://twitter.com/amadakokoro

wat

i had no idea this was amd's maskot

what is with Japan making waifus out of operating systems and software?

it sells

over there

i also like it

win7 mascot is a lot cuter than win10 mascot for sure

she also wont stab you in your sleep for looking at another girl

windows has mascots?

hownew.ru

Have you not been on /g/

no i came yesterday during the coup

Oh ok

along with the other pol people

i wanna stay though, this place is cool

You gonna buy chink Shit

did you read the wiki yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nngGGBkjMpU

yea am looking at it now

i need shades for some summer program i'm going to soon

The win mascots are probably just whores because of how easy they are to use

pretty much all shades on ali are okay

have you guys had any experience with them?

they're one of the top memes in the thread

ask in there and you'll get suggestions