all decend from tribes

alraedy broke two landing pads

and the tribes had different inflections in accent

scots is really interesting

like trying to listen to it

big clive has the best accent

we have like 4 accents

i coudl listen to him tear apart chink shit for the rest of my life

western/southern/easter/north

kinda monotome language tbh

hard to express yourself

I have old recordings of me with a thicker accent

wish I didn't listen to a dumb cow from toronto for years and lose it

some comedians here can rattle through all the accents

it's kind of crazy how different they are

did you not hear my m8 that time I left my discord on?

anyway i'm off for a bit, comfy if you have more questions about lighting and video shit hit me up i'm glad to help

thanks for the help lad

@Deleted User why does the game need to botnet a lot?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpVhSx0fZwM

that's what my mates sound like

YE WHIT

if im gonna be honest

I had to download subtitles when I downloaded This is England 86

I can understand it all okay

my dad is really heavy scots

he was the one talking shit about pakis on discord once

ROFL

THE VIDEO

scottish call centres are funny because people are so anal about us talking with a neutral slow as molasses pace the minute they hear an accent

so people talk like they're talking to toddlers

then drop the call and go AH WHIT THAT WUZ A FUCKIN HEAVER OF A CALL MAWN

AH'M OAF FOR A PISS

right back Ah Hello how can I help you today?

I had the last remaining accent I had shouted out of me by people who don't even try to listen the second they hear any scots

it's like their excuse to act handicapped

"HOW CAN I TALK TO YOU IF YOU'RE SOME GUY FROM SCOTLAND"

I guess hed be happy getting guiden by mister pajeet rashad

hello I am from Microsoft you have a virus on your computer

my grandfather called one of those

fuck I put my discord on for that, one of those called my m8

he was telling the story

guess none of you heard it

rofl

thankfully i put him on a chromebook they said his computer was "obsolete"

one of those called me also

I told them I had a mac

"ah, ah cannae get to my computer m8 I've been in a car crash, fucked both my legs"

then he shouted "AH AH I'VE FALLEN AN CANNAE GET UP FUCK"

they dont do calls now they just redirect you to popups on images of a "bsod"

with a phone number

>imagening a scott communicating with a pajeet

screaming in fake agony at Pajeet

my sides

they say "a missing .net framework file is because of harmfull virus"

we have to communicate with pajeet a lot

harmfull virus

they sell us the kebabs

pajeets make kebabs?

if they're brown they're pakis

to the scots

doesn't matter what kind of brown they come from

im a curry

all pakis

only half curry

lfmao

wew lad

it's the great equalizer

sihk, muslim, indian, all pakis

I went into an indian restaurant during work today

I thought it was just a normal indian place

like kinda hoodie

but apperently it was an INDIAN 5 star restaurant

I only wanted to ask to go to the bathroom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUTA_OkG-8M >Mao.mp4

they dont have a toilet silly

they were nice anyway

its an indian restaurant

I was at work, and then this couple came in, white norwegian woman and a really black man, I mean really REALLY black, tbh that's a rare sight here in the north, but man was he polite

you poo on the floor

tfw one time I put a couple on hold, came back, they didn't realise I had left hold and were ranting about how they hate "the scotch" and wish we'd all died in the independence wars

all this shit

some lord and lady

blacks are usually pretty polite if they manage to get out of their slums

shows they know how to win over the whites

Just got my chink bluetooth fold up keyboard

Today is a good day

oh god

skyrim run on sgdq

and

a gay wedding in game

he went gay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkRY_kA2Aaw

oh

nvm

>implying any woman in skyrim resembles a woman without mods

I haven't been paying attention to the run

lfmao alex jones

HIGH ENERGY

>never had as much energy in my whole life as Alex Jones has daily