Dildo*

Didlidoo

ree i have to go soon too

https://twitter.com/ZhugeEX/status/743709517813166080

>taped to their bodies

Why did they think that would work?

>sellers shipping method

kek

Anyone on?

D delivered

I'm here

👌

I'm also here

But I didn't deliver the D

Good, wait until you're older

Wait until you're 30

You don't want to miss out on those crazy magic skills

Wizardry here I come

Women age you prematurely and are never happy, if you can try to become gay

I wish I was

Depends on the woman

That sentence needs another comma

Yeah, it does

I use too many commas so I now use too few

Heil grammar

Had to read it a few times

Anybody used Cakewalk for audio production?

Any good?

Never heard of it

Audacity isn't cutting it

I'll check it out

Holy fuck this is way more complex looking

Medical anons, assemble!

Why the fuck do I have a rash on my dick, why does it hurt and how do I stop it

Cancer

Also >>>/b/

Or maybe aids

probably a fungal infection

just get some cream for it

is it red and splotchy?

>asking about a 12 year old's dick

It's red

What does splotchy mean

?

It has like littoe bumps

red marks

yeah

bumps

it's a fungal infection

Rip

get yourself some antifungal cream

So I'm gonna die?

goes away in a few days

Yay

I got it from fuggin my ex while she had a yeast infection once

it's easy to treat

👌

How does a 12 year old get a fungal infection on his D

?

It can happen from lack of cleanliness, catching it off someone's hands, dampness from sweating

lots of shit man

You fucked an object that was not meant to be fucked

Well I shower every day

So probably sweat

http://www.bupa.co.uk/~/media/Images/HealthManagement/Topics/Ring_worm_427x240.ashx

Cathy, you meab your mum? oooooooo burn

Mean*

http://img.webmd.com/dtmcms/live/webmd/consumer_assets/site_images/articles/health_tools/fungus_infection_in_the_locker_room_slideshow/princ_rm_photo_of_ringworm_rash.jpg

looks like that right?

Sick burn m8

In a way

Smaller

that's a more severe version from ringworm

you'll have something similar but less severe

Ye

luckily there's tons of that shit over the counter at pharmacies because girls get them every 2 days

not expensive either

Nice

Also

life tips from comfy

Why do people get skin worms?

I got one once

Was fucking nasty

it's not actual worms tho

What is it?

Fungal spores are passed between people through direct skin contact and by sharing objects such as towels, hairbrushes and bedding. Athlete’s foot is commonly spread in gym and swimming pool changing rooms.

Pets, such as dogs and cats, can have ringworm, and you can catch it by stroking them.

fungal spores

it's a fungus on you

not worms

Kk

https://xkcd.com/903/ related

I have athlete's feet so I'm pretty familiar with it kek

have to apply cream all the time

You copied a paragraph though

yeah from NHS

wanted to check all the causes

I know I got mine from sharing towels

happened in high school after gym class, ended up with athlete's foot from using one of the school towels

Kek

Dick rash general