Mine wasn't on my dick, it was down my balls and along my leg

so it looked even worse

had to gub an antifungal pill and rub cream

I got the skin worm on my balls

You must have some nasty schoolmates

I got sent home from school for a few months because I got horrible cold sores in my ears

really young

it was great

>for a few months

yeah, was the few months before summer

they called my parents and said I couldn't be there with cold sore ears

did all my stuff at home

My ears are really sensitive so if I use headphones for too long I get fucked up ears for a few weeks

Yeah that happens

I haven't had cold sores in a long time, supposed to have the herp for life

but not noticed a breakout

who else /readyfortheweekend/ here?

Me

Definitely

And Wednesday is the last day of school

Not ready

I still need to finish work

Then do some more work tomorrow in another city

Got to go into the office?

Not quite

Work that's unrelated to work

As in

Not related to my job

>cathy the hustler

BITCHES GET IN LINE

you mean a side gig?

I guess you could call it that

Today we visited our teacher and we had a "party"

We ate some food and stuff

Food and stuff

Was "stuff" not food?

And her husband is a programmer and musician

Cheese doodles

I don't count that as food

Well

We got to see his office

And it was really fucking nice

BUT

Is it full of anime figurines?

I looked behind the desk

>people into anime having any success

And guess what was there

oh I'm laffin

DILDO

No it wasn't a dragon dildo

It was

A fucking mess

A huge cable salad

?

And another thing

There was an iPhone charger

Du du duhhhhh

I hope this discord is still around in a year or two

Zombii's anecdotes getting increasingly worrying

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466197570657.webm

like starting off as innocent school stuff like a normal 12 year old then watching him become an edgy teen

Allahu akbar

LMAO didn't see that coming

>normal

*cough*

It's all relative

none of your stories are hellraising 12 year old stories though

they're all pretty normal school events

It's all in your heaad

Yes

That id

Is

Until now

Prepare

For the ultimate experience

you've become a twisted psychopath?

I did not enjoy middle school

Like, really

A twisted fucking cycle path

Why not?

I hated pretty much everyone in my school aside from my group of friends

And my friends also hated everyone else, so we had a mutual understanding for each other

Sounds like a typical school experience

It's just

Kids are so damn stupid

I realized it, even back then

And we were all a cynical bunch, so that didn't mix very well with the others

If you don't hate 90% of the people around you before and during highschool then you're either a normie or something is wrong with you

Did you cut yourself

Definitely not

Then I'd be as dumb as they were

I operated on logic, you see

Were you at least being edgy

Something most didn't do at that time

Some would start smoking

Some would get high as fuck

Some would get drunk all the time

It's really ugly to watch

But Aerione didn't do all that

It got better once I got into gymnasium, though