Or is that not your priority

none

I turned off monetisation recently because there's no point

want to see lifetime revenue?

https://i.imgur.com/QXqhmwU.png

RICH

I got that big spike because people with youtube red sat through the james donkey one

£2.67 in revenue

that's like

some earbuds

2.91 good boy points

or something

How many tendies can you get?

like some kz ates

I can't cash out until a certain amount

so no point

Post viewer stats from different countries

what kind?

just where they're from?

yes

https://i.imgur.com/A9c6QcU.png

FILP WOMYN

comfy

yeah I'm popular with bitches in the Philippines

why not try adn become a gearbest afiliate or whatever

I got turned down twice

then they offered it to me because I stopped doing reviews

rather not

I think you'd notice

fair enuf

"WOW THIS PIECE OF CRAP CHINK SHIT IS 10/10 BUY AT GEARBEST NOW"

trying to stay away from that

tbh I'd do what that one guy did

threw on a shitty voice changer and made a channel for shilling out gearbest

and then reviewed them propperly on another channel

https://i.imgur.com/nMypcnu.png

the only video people watched was the hacker one

my chink reviews don't do too well

37 second average watch time so people are skipping through it

so either I'd need to change up the reviews drastically or keep doing what I'm doing now

it's probably more important people actually sit through it

rather than raw likes

Do a phone review, you'll get pretty good views for that

sup @Deleted User

8)

why are people so into the fidgit cube

Which Nomos reps are the best?

Thinking of getting this one https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-Top-luxury-Brand-NOMOS-Quartz-Watch-For-Men-Women-Lover-Wrist-Watches-Reloj-Hombre-Relogio/32738532397.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2,searchweb201603_1&btsid=3166ad69-93e7-45ca-a6db-a689f010ebf1

it looks like some random toy

@kaetaa because /g/ and autism

is it supposed to help stress or what

hey @transience

sup

it's for autism @kaetaa

it relieves the auts

people who can't stop fidgeting, bouncing leg etc

I'm the anon who has the dw, nomos and yazole

and working on a review for this week sometime

This kid in my class just fully spazzes out in his leg, going up and down like crazy

it's very noticeable

I have a bit of it too

leg is always bouncing

never was diagnosed with the auts but I probably have it

🇯 🇦 🇨 🇰 🍆 🇲 🇦

get a diagnosis and collect your neetbux

so a little autism toy in your hand is required?

then spend it on chink shit

wow shit the kickstarter is selling it for $22, but taobao has a rip off for $3

wew

yeah it's up for $5-6 most places now

@transience anything you want in the review?

I got calipers today, going to do lug measurements

Just the general stuff really. Build quality, accuracy, and all that

thanks

I fucked up and did the accuracy test wrong

all I'll have is some personal experience

can you review fresh chink fruits

I'll review your fresh chink fruit in a minute

Someone import chinese snacks from taobao or ali and tell us if the mainland chinese versions have cancer

i eat it all the time, it seems fine

The cube??

a lot of things change with 2 months of shipping @kaetaa

especially on a hot packed plane or boat

I'd never touch chinky foods tbh

most of it is shit anyway, just go to your cities asian market if u got it

I always stock up on chinese snacks everytime I visit the chinese supermarket

haven't died yet

Chinese Lay's > Euro Lay's

crisps

chinese lays are the weirdest flavors, and are quite subtle

yogurt flavor is disgusting

but the meat ones and hotpot are good

I think it was some chicken flavoured Lay's I liked the best

Friendship ended with GEARBEST

now JACK MA is best friend

Jack Ma was always your best friend

you were just a shit friend to Jack

i met jack ma once at a walmart

Probably on routine inspection of his goods