no wonder he dropped out

I love this shit

I have yet to see someone vaping in my area

talked to this guy's ex-gf (yes he had an ex-gf), apparently he'd wipe his jizz off her with his jeans then put them on as if nothing happened

and walk around like that

ew

I'm done

that innocent face tho

I still see him walking around the area

he's got a big neckbeard now

used to be clean shaven

https://www.facebook.com/colin.simpsonreilly

spot mememan

too low res :(

me on the far left

le white knight

oh yea, mememan is dead centre

>even a chronic mememan walking stereotype has more friends than most of /csg/

f-fuck

what did he mean by this?

i'd like to turn up to one of those larpers as a chink shit enthusiast

>turn up with strawhat and basket full of rice

mfw I actually bought a chink hat, but when I was in the Philippines, not China

>ni hao gweilo

>turn up to job interview
>we're all doing ice breakers
>comes to some twitchy guy in his early 20s
>HEY GUYS I'M [FORGET] AND I'D HAVE TO SAY AN INTERESTING THING ABOUT ME IS I MAKE VIDEOS FOR YOUTUBE
>he has that exact let's play voice and mannerisms but in real life
>waiting for him to ask us to like and subscribe but he doesn't go that far

pffft

https://my.mixtape.moe/fqeigt.png

>3DS ZTD is digital only for Europe

rofl

Woops, wrong channel

But yea

At least the Vita physical will be attainable

my latest job interview: (on phone) soooo uhm........................i pretty much know everything about you.........................your letter was long.............(long silence)...........................do you have any questions?

me:

"ask some random question to sound interested"

then: "so uuuuuuuhm........................................what games do you play?"

>Phone interview

Sounds like McD recruitment

lfmao, gonna be a courier

Oh

then i got the job after that

So you're the guy who is gonna delay my Chink shit

:^)

not that kind of courier

Awful Reviews anon hamhanding packages all over Sweden

F

what kind of courier m8?

inb4 local newspaper

just some private courier for businesses in downtown, just go left and right and deliver stuff fast

premium rush basically

i saw that taobao courier documentary

inspired me to search the job

lfmao

lel, kuaidi in China no doubt make fuck all

wait, chinks are sprinting around with our packages?

if your address is in China...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh9n08ecS4Y

I picture them meavily tossing them into a boat and going for a smoke break

lazily*

wow

Whatta trooper

yea, scooter with pototo sacks looks about right

Aww

They don't show the part where he gets a noodle pack for the day

one noodle pack?

wtf

#Censored

the older guys seems to have it good

The worst part is

but it probably took him 20 years for a decent salary

Most of the apartments don't even have elevators

Our couriers have it pretty lax over here, I feel

how come the chinks aren't dying en masse like the japs from workplace stress?

Most apartments over 3 story tall have an elevator

@Deleted User Cause there are so many of them

Even if they die en masse, nobody would notice

Aside from the guy who handles the noodle distribution :^)

that's sad

no wonder Cathy was so distraught

>"113 less noodle packs today, huh?"

so many chinks will take the job in a heartbeat

Everytime you give them anything less than 5 stars

10000rmb is a good salary

The noodle distributor loses a mouth

I feel bad enough for the Amazon couriers here, when they buzz my building I hear them full on sprinting up the stairs, they pretty much throw the package at me and run away

no time for everything

Our couriers drive around in these

and the chinks are doing that while carrying 10 tons of packages

They're awful cause they're super slow and generally slow down any lane they're positioned in

plus no way to stealth fap in the driver seat

yeah I for offered to lend one of those

for work

i said fuck no

I mean

They're pretty nice if you like getting honked at

Amazon here has a 4 hour window, 6pm-10pm to get everything done in my area