Hate suiting up inside my own home

All of my skype interviews were voice only

naw, fuck that, I'm not doing custotmer work every again

You've worked customer service? Which company?

AA

Wow that must be bad

it was pretty good when it was good, but when it was bad...

this was back in pre-gps days so we had to locate where people had broken down using what landmakrs they could see

they had good software, could find people pretty quick

My best/worst job was student loans company, it was fine up until September, had a laugh every day

Then all hell broke loose

oh fuck that, hehe

hey

We had to give our full names, people were messaging me on Facebook like "WHERE'S MY MONEY"

worst i had was working in a tin plate factory making cadburies roses tins - machine was sending them out squint, and ratehr than fix it I had to hit each one with a hammer to get it straight - 12hrs a day

That's horrible

RSI causing

it was, mm 1992 I think that was

My worst was working at optical express

CEO is a cokehead Nazi

Would run downstairs screaming at people because the company profits were down

My job was ringing people all day reminding them to get their eyes checked

Sounds easy but weeks of listening to a dial tone

god, yeah, that sounds rough

We had to get a hundred a month to pass each month but a lot of people went to specsavers

So really tough

Rather be on the dole!

>lots of people went to specsavers

sounds just like a commercial

hehe aye

>go to living room

>tv on

I go to tesco tbh

>should've gone to specsavers

There was a form, you had to say why they wouldn't get eyes checked

And if you said truthfully "gone to competition" or "not interested"

You got sent to a dunces corner

wow

So we all just said stuff like "deceased" or "not available to take call"

sounds like a school in a cartoon

just imagining sitting on a stool with a hat that says DUNCE

If you Google "optical express ceo" you get some insane shit

Ties to Scottish mafia, helped fund anti-gay lessons in schools, busted speeding at 120mph down the motorway

wew

Because he was "late for daughter's school play"

Guy is a lunatic

hi again

sup

Sup cat on table

I didn't die

See, told you it works

That's what whoever replaced tablecat would want us to think

whaaaat, nooo, nobody would replace tablecat

I mean me

nobody would replace me

yeah

Is this cuntcat?

I have literally no idea who this cuntcat is, and I'm not going to comment further on this case

Fair enough, you do look a bit more fluffy

But maybe it's just windy

Yes, it was very windy outside, so I'm a bit more fluffy

What's your worst job ever tablecat?

Worse than working under a Scottish mafia cokehead lunatic?

Yeah

I worked retail

Phew

Tech?

Nah, it was just a regular grocery store.
I don't work any longer. Still a student.

work**

how the fuck

did I write think

You stopped thinking

I worked in a supermarket, it was alright until the Chinese government bought the land behind it and put housing for 12000 Chinese students there

Place wasn't built for it

I left because I was getting chink'd thousands of times a day

They'd run in and strip the place bare

And the back only had so much stock

pfft

EXCRUSE MEI WHERE IS MICROWAAAVES

Was too much work after that, sprinting back and forth filling shelves

that sounds stressful

holy

shit

all I can think about are old timey cartoons

with racist caricatures of chinks buying all the microwaves

Mostly veggies and electronics yeah

Spring onions

scallions are hard to get here ive found

I had to work the fresh hot meat bit and some chink came up and shouted "POTATO"

We had potato waffles, chips

not gonna lie, that made me laugh like a fucking retard

Didn't know what he wanted

Yeah I'll never forget that one

I kinda want to do some animations now but I suck at drawing

https://i.imgur.com/Qp0jtDA.webm

This is pretty badass

I'm sure it would be easier to do with fingers

probably, but hey, you work with what you got

Well he does have fingers