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Heretical reformations have happened
what do you expect?
The only branch that still have the same rules from the start of christianity is orthodoxy
and even so we get some stupid priests from time to time
This is not the way
Which rules you talking about? @Deleted User
Oh my bad, I said rules. I meant orthodoxy still behaves as it was in medieval times with no reformations on the holy bible etc @Andrules
Playing* dota and writing here doesn't help my brain kek
Oh ok lol
I am going to "steal" that German Wiccans art namespace on art sites she still doesnt have an account on AKA when she creates an account on them she will have to add a 1 in her name or make it lowercase.
Insert Gottem.gif
Looks like this means everything but Deviantart and furfaggoty
AKA everything that isnt 15 years old and up and coming
In the meantime I will lock down my own "username" on upcoming sites like art station and artfight
She will be stuck on Deviantart without resorting to a different username
Now to go get a VPN
Go a step further bro. Even use different spellings of her name.
I need to wait some time because she might suspect its me
Nah. Just do it.
@Shadow-Dragon-777 do it
even if she suspect it can she prove it?
just call her crazy
Any know a good free VPN so I can create a new Gmail account to base the accounts on?
gmail has one
also creaty proton mail
okay, will try it out
ProtonMail and ProtonVPN
does protonmail can be used on fb also @Deleted User ?
I wouldn't
I'd just use Gmail for that
I want to make a proxy acc for shitposting because can't risk a 30days on my fb
Facebook is like a virus lol
Because then FB will log IPs and connect the proton mails to your IP
It sucks data from every damn thing you use.
well FBI probably has me already on their list too
@Andrules please tell me you didn't install the app
so who carez xD
It's a bitch to use VPN with Facebook
Yeah. Like a few years ago before I knew they stole shit.
Why whatโs up?
Did you remove it?
@Deleted User if you use phone then turn on airplane mode for one minute, turn off, then you have new IP to make fb with
oh ty
didnt knew that
Actually, no....
*starts creating alternate emails* It's payback time, and it will be a bitch!!!
I'm pretty sure the Bible allows us to shut down or stem the words of those who blaspheme in anyway short of violence.
We could always send them to our lord to judge them accordingly
@Shadow-Dragon-777 what do you mean, short of violence?
King Saint Louis is hanging out in the Throne Room of GOD right now bro
You know what he did to Jews, heretics, and faggots?
Nah, let her own folly do it. Let the muzzies have their way.
Charlemagne is actually called the BLESSED Charlemagne by the Church, and he killed 4500 Saxon pagans by beheading them beside a river
Charlemagne is actually called the BLESSED Charlemagne by the Church, and he killed 4500 Saxon pagans by beheading them beside a river
You got some heroes to look up to
Burn that cunt
heretics need to be burned on a stake
*Gets a bunch of the German Wiccan's Deviantart followers to follow him and now will slowly lead them to Christianity*
Revelation 18:4 "And I heard another voice from heaven, saying, Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues."
<:godemperor:445097873890082817>
@Deleted User @Iakovos I had roommates that *spoke in tongues*
It was just gibberish that sounded like African bush people talk.
like african bush ๐
2 of them were black, one was white.
.Well if 2 of them were black
You know. Like those tongue clicks and grunts.
maybe they spoke the dialect of weed
Nah lol
They claimed to be very devout.
But theyโre plagued by the same ideology most brown people are. โWe need more gibs. Institutionalized racism.โ
That and white guilt on the other dudeโs part.
boo
my pastor is devout and is very vocal about his opinion on politics
he's very based
and blames all of the left's shenanigans as works of Satan and about the end times approaching
which a lot of them actually are prophesised in Revelations
Yeah they are lol
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The tongues stuff is weird. The gibberish talking seems pointless.
Now if you speak in your language and other people, who donโt know your language, can understand you. Thatโs a totally different story.
@Deleted User does the Catholic Church require women to wear veils in church?
Not as of Second Vatican Council but it's recommended. See the discussion in <#445636791584686080>
Thatโs why I asked.
Saw you mention it there.
@Andrules You are Catholic or in another church? ๐
Iโd consider myself Baptist. Go back and forth between a Wesleyan and Baptist Church.
Ah I see, I thought you were Catholic that's why I asked
We are a lot diverse in our churches here hehe
I agree with basically everything Rags posts, thatโs probably why ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
Probably ๐
But we all know that in the end guys, you will become #Ortho brothers
<:smugpepe:445634631950139403> โฆ
Iโm not a papist, so thereโs that difference.
Haha
Orthobros
So the church you are in what differences it has from Latin catholicism and ortho catholicism?
No confession, no pope.
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Do you have sculptures/icons, communion etc?
Once saved, always saved at the Baptist Church.
Communion is like a couple times a year.
I see, we do have each week
We have crosses. Nothing else though.
on saturday
Protestant American churches arenโt old enough to have statues devoted to old saints and stuff.
We need to do fasting on friday though if we want to join the communion
Catholic basically means universal. Orthodox means according to the established belief and practice
Plus most of us donโt really follow saints either. So a statue of some catholic priest from a few hundred years ago wouldnโt mean much.
So technically we both call ourselves Catholic and Orthodox
Basicly Orthodoxism means "the right" Catholicism
When Catholics say orthodox, not capitalized, it just means non-heretical
In fact we do have the same practices only that we stayed more on mysticism and de-centralized hierarchy
When Orthodox say catholic, they mean part of one united faith
Latin catholicism still see us as schismatics?
All Catholic, not just Latin
Yeah catholic had the alternate definition of meaning universal.
Byzantine Catholic, Coptic Catholic etc
Part of the apostleโs Creed.
Snippet of it...
Yeah when I say latin I mean the western churches Catholics
Check it out @Deleted User
The Methodist heathen church I went to repeated it every Sunday.
@Deleted User Does the satanists they say on Germany is the same church of satan that you have in US?
Oh wow. Thatโs fucked up.
Wonder if any of them came from your church there Rags.
Also thats fucking disgusting
Church of Satan in the US is just a bunch of whiny atheists.
There is 2 churches
let me find the one I'm reffering
Well the one we always hear about in the news is the one with triggered athiests
And of course it would be from commiefornia
What I expected
@Andrules So in a sense, you do only have the cross as a symbol. Your church finds icons/sculptures as idolatry or they don't have problems?
Never asked that specifically to be honest.
I see
I donโt think they would find other art works as bad. They just donโt have them.
Well I'm kinda curious as I don't know a lot about other churches except for ortho and catho
They do have stained glass windows with different bible stories depicted.
If by chance you come to Greece for a trip though, you need to visit some of our churches. There are cool paintings as we do pray/kiss them when he visit a church before sitting for the litourgy
But if youโre looking for statues of Bible characters or saints or fancy stuff like gargoyles theyโre not around.
Keep in mind though to not begin counting the paintings inside a church though as it's a sin
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I went to the Catholic Church in my town as part of confirmation in the heathen Methodist church and I think all they had was a cross and a painting of Mary.
Donโt count the paintings? lolwut?
icons*
Donโt count the icons? lolwut?
I was joking on that part ๐
Because we do have a lot of icons inside the churches for the saints/Jesus etc
Oh lol ๐คฃ
This is how the interior of our churches looks like
Looks like most Eastern Catholic churches
Except ECs probably have a picture of the Pope somewhere
Yeah I donโt think Iโve ever been in a Protestant Church thatโs that well decorated.
Believe me, it's a majestic feeling when you enter inside
the atmosphere is relaxing
Red carpet, wood pughes, probably stained glass windows.
Maybe some decorative chandeliers.
After V2 the ECs started going back to their ancient traditions
Even the Catholic Church here was about like that too though.
I think itโs mostly because my town is poor as fuck. We were rated fastest dying town a few years ago on like Forbes or something.
Manufacturing jobs are overrun with low wage Mexicans.
Most of which are illegal.
Tomorrow will be Operation: Wiccan Lockout
Following Tomorrow, that German Wiccan will be prevented from using her profile name on several art sites, thus limiting her reach.
<:godemperor:445097873890082817>
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Just need to find that higher resolution version of her profile picture and it will look just like her profile, except only I will be able to sign onto it! She will be so confused if she ever finds out she will think she created the profiles a long time ago and forgot the password!
She will try in vain to recover a password she never knew to begin with!
๐
Then she will try and create a new account, but the alternate spellings have also been taken!
Only then will she realize she got tricked!
@Deleted User we have both satanists. The fake atheist trigger niggers, and the ones who actually worship satan
@Andrules we also repeat the Creed every Mass
It's probably one of the oldest components of Christian worship and predates the compilation of the Bible
Notice how the satanists only steal Catholic communion. Not Protestant.๐ค
Though I wonder why they never seem to go after Orthodox, despite the fact that their consecration of the Eucharist is equally valid and identical to ours
@Deleted User Protestant communiom is the same as Catholic. We bless ours in the name of Christ and you cannot take my faith away from me just because I am not under your title.
Satanism is bullshit.
That's not the same as ours
Is the wine literally the blood of Christ? Is the bread literally the body of Christ?
@Iakovos our Jewnigger friend is in <#445636791584686080>
Found higher resolution version of her profile image. AKA found deceptive camouflage to confuse her!
Had to search through her degenerative stuff to find it but this is the Lord's work!
@Deleted User yes
Though if you put the bread under a microscope it wouldn't be skin it would be bread, so you're using the word literally wrong.
But the bread takes the place as flesh.
Discovered her birthday, This is gonna be hilarious!
Kind of
@Shadow-Dragon-777 lemme know if you need any help with this
Anyway the communion has to be consecrated by someone who has received valid holy orders
Which is only Catholic and Orthodox
Do satanists only steal catholic communion wafers?
On the Creed... that heretical Methodist church is the only other one Iโve been to that says it.
My family does at some of our holiday get-togethers.
Correct, they do not steal Protestant
Because Protestants do not have the real presence of Christ, due to not having holy orders/apostolic succession, and usually not even believing in the real presence
I think Orthodox probably don't have to deal with this because they just don't have satanists around them
In fact we are allowed by the Catholic Church to take communion at the Orthodox Church, and we extend "Eucharistic hospitality" to them also
But Orthodox don't allow us, and do not allow their people to
Iโve only had one satanist in a church since Iโve been alive.
He was dating a daughter of one of the church leaders. The pastor knew something was off with this guy, but decided to be compassionate and allow him to keep coming.
He eventually convinced the girl to run away from home and then he got her pregnant. She was easily manipulated because her willpower was weak. She already had the tendency to think getting away would be a fun thing to do.
He ended up doing weird shit like tie her down, cut her legs and leave scars, and also rape her. Tie her down against her will and rape her kind of stuff.
I canโt remember what happened that finally caused the church to basically do an intervention. They were divorced and he was cast out of the church and told he wasnโt welcome. Sheโs married now to a good guy and lives in Nashville as a hairdresser.
Weird
I'm gonna get in touch with the Inquisition
After they were split, the guy wrote a letter to the pastor bragging about how he so easily corrupted a โgood girlโ and other stuff.
Terrible
The pastor said heโd never let something like that happen again. Said he knew that boy was corrupt/wrong, but decided to be compassionate instead of calling for an exorcism or something.
I saw him a few years after they split up. He had numerous cuts all up and down his arms.
Well a friend of my sister's who was in a coma for a month, braindead etc, just woke up. And can talk.
Oh cool
Thatโs awesome
@saturnsrings here.
stop tagging me in your heresy
idol worship is forbidden by G-d
You worship your false Bible.
His Torah
That's okay, he's basically a Jew with less rules, so he's more likely to go to Hell than a Jew
@Deleted User Dunno why Satanists don't steal from here, never heard of too though. We don't have many and the only one I know is a failure of existence
Thereโs basically a satanist group in every US county. The church my mom goes to has some door-to-door missionary types and theyโve said they meet satanists all the time.
Theyโve had guns pulled on them, been threatened with murder, stuff like that.
Well, last generation we had like 90-95% Unity in orthodox church with 56%+ in my generation (millenial and shiet). Newer generation is 36% so we may see some satanists
now
Thereโs a town/city that supposedly has a big satanist compound just outside the city limits. They own the road that goes into their compound and tell people to leave if you start to drive on it.
Yeah, it became big news here
the statue
What statue?
there was a state in US, that created a big statue of satan
The satanist statue out in like Utah or something? ๐ค
Illinois
Ah ok. I โmember that one.
i believe
Iโm talking about a place in North Carolina.
City is Siler City. Heard all kinds of weird stories from people living around itโs county.
Ahh scraped it, I found the article
Thereโs also one of those โdevils tramping groundsโ at it ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ
Oh Arkansas.
There was a small uproar in our media back then
haha
I couldnโt remember the state, but I knew of the story.
@Deleted User do you have pretty secure communion like how Catholics were before Vatican II?
Pretty secure communion? What do you mean? My Protestant churches have everyone walk up to the front, and you eat the thing in front of the pastor and then move to get your liquid cup.
@Deleted User What do you mean by secure?
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