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2019-05-09 16:18:14 UTC

Heretical reformations have happened

2019-05-09 16:18:29 UTC

what do you expect?

2019-05-09 16:18:47 UTC

The only branch that still have the same rules from the start of christianity is orthodoxy

2019-05-09 16:19:04 UTC

and even so we get some stupid priests from time to time

2019-05-09 16:41:21 UTC

This is not the way

2019-05-09 16:45:51 UTC

Which rules you talking about? @Deleted User

2019-05-09 16:57:00 UTC

Oh my bad, I said rules. I meant orthodoxy still behaves as it was in medieval times with no reformations on the holy bible etc @Andrules

2019-05-09 16:57:54 UTC

Playing* dota and writing here doesn't help my brain kek

2019-05-09 17:18:41 UTC

Oh ok lol

2019-05-09 18:24:03 UTC

I am going to "steal" that German Wiccans art namespace on art sites she still doesnt have an account on AKA when she creates an account on them she will have to add a 1 in her name or make it lowercase.

2019-05-09 18:24:43 UTC

Insert Gottem.gif

2019-05-09 18:33:59 UTC

Looks like this means everything but Deviantart and furfaggoty

2019-05-09 18:34:20 UTC

AKA everything that isnt 15 years old and up and coming

2019-05-09 18:34:58 UTC

In the meantime I will lock down my own "username" on upcoming sites like art station and artfight

2019-05-09 18:35:33 UTC

She will be stuck on Deviantart without resorting to a different username

2019-05-09 18:38:24 UTC

Now to go get a VPN

2019-05-09 18:50:52 UTC

Go a step further bro. Even use different spellings of her name.

2019-05-09 18:52:32 UTC

I need to wait some time because she might suspect its me

2019-05-09 18:53:12 UTC

Nah. Just do it.

2019-05-09 18:53:44 UTC
2019-05-09 18:53:51 UTC

even if she suspect it can she prove it?

2019-05-09 18:54:00 UTC

just call her crazy

2019-05-09 18:56:08 UTC

Any know a good free VPN so I can create a new Gmail account to base the accounts on?

2019-05-09 18:59:47 UTC

gmail has one

2019-05-09 18:59:51 UTC

also creaty proton mail

2019-05-09 19:07:15 UTC

okay, will try it out

2019-05-09 19:23:04 UTC

ProtonMail and ProtonVPN

2019-05-09 19:23:59 UTC

does protonmail can be used on fb also @Deleted User ?

2019-05-09 19:24:09 UTC

I wouldn't

2019-05-09 19:24:15 UTC

I'd just use Gmail for that

2019-05-09 19:24:23 UTC

I want to make a proxy acc for shitposting because can't risk a 30days on my fb

2019-05-09 19:24:30 UTC

Facebook is like a virus lol

2019-05-09 19:24:35 UTC

Because then FB will log IPs and connect the proton mails to your IP

2019-05-09 19:24:44 UTC

It sucks data from every damn thing you use.

2019-05-09 19:24:56 UTC

well FBI probably has me already on their list too

2019-05-09 19:24:59 UTC

@Andrules please tell me you didn't install the app

2019-05-09 19:25:00 UTC

so who carez xD

2019-05-09 19:25:03 UTC

It's a bitch to use VPN with Facebook

2019-05-09 19:25:22 UTC

Yeah. Like a few years ago before I knew they stole shit.

2019-05-09 19:25:40 UTC

Why whatโ€™s up?

2019-05-09 19:29:22 UTC

Did you remove it?

2019-05-09 19:29:50 UTC

@Deleted User if you use phone then turn on airplane mode for one minute, turn off, then you have new IP to make fb with

2019-05-09 19:30:04 UTC

oh ty

2019-05-09 19:30:09 UTC

didnt knew that

2019-05-09 19:30:51 UTC

Actually, no....

2019-05-09 19:42:03 UTC

*starts creating alternate emails* It's payback time, and it will be a bitch!!!

2019-05-09 19:44:22 UTC

I'm pretty sure the Bible allows us to shut down or stem the words of those who blaspheme in anyway short of violence.

2019-05-09 19:45:56 UTC

We could always send them to our lord to judge them accordingly

2019-05-09 19:47:41 UTC

@Shadow-Dragon-777 what do you mean, short of violence?

2019-05-09 19:48:02 UTC

King Saint Louis is hanging out in the Throne Room of GOD right now bro

2019-05-09 19:48:15 UTC

You know what he did to Jews, heretics, and faggots?

2019-05-09 19:48:41 UTC

Nah, let her own folly do it. Let the muzzies have their way.

2019-05-09 19:49:20 UTC

Charlemagne is actually called the BLESSED Charlemagne by the Church, and he killed 4500 Saxon pagans by beheading them beside a river

2019-05-09 19:49:38 UTC

Charlemagne is actually called the BLESSED Charlemagne by the Church, and he killed 4500 Saxon pagans by beheading them beside a river

2019-05-09 19:49:38 UTC

You got some heroes to look up to

2019-05-09 19:50:32 UTC

Burn that cunt

2019-05-09 20:02:01 UTC

heretics need to be burned on a stake

2019-05-09 20:04:24 UTC

*Gets a bunch of the German Wiccan's Deviantart followers to follow him and now will slowly lead them to Christianity*

2019-05-09 20:11:00 UTC

Revelation 18:4 "And I heard another voice from heaven, saying, Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues."

2019-05-09 20:12:07 UTC

<:godemperor:445097873890082817>

2019-05-09 21:08:54 UTC

@Deleted User @Iakovos I had roommates that *spoke in tongues*

2019-05-09 21:09:19 UTC

It was just gibberish that sounded like African bush people talk.

2019-05-09 21:09:32 UTC

like african bush ๐Ÿ˜‚

2019-05-09 21:09:35 UTC

2 of them were black, one was white.

2019-05-09 21:09:50 UTC

.Well if 2 of them were black

2019-05-09 21:09:52 UTC

You know. Like those tongue clicks and grunts.

2019-05-09 21:09:58 UTC

maybe they spoke the dialect of weed

2019-05-09 21:11:34 UTC

Nah lol

2019-05-09 21:11:44 UTC

They claimed to be very devout.

2019-05-09 21:12:24 UTC

But theyโ€™re plagued by the same ideology most brown people are. โ€œWe need more gibs. Institutionalized racism.โ€

2019-05-09 21:12:34 UTC

That and white guilt on the other dudeโ€™s part.

2019-05-09 21:37:46 UTC

boo

2019-05-09 21:38:20 UTC

my pastor is devout and is very vocal about his opinion on politics

2019-05-09 21:38:25 UTC

he's very based

2019-05-09 21:38:50 UTC

and blames all of the left's shenanigans as works of Satan and about the end times approaching

2019-05-09 21:39:05 UTC

which a lot of them actually are prophesised in Revelations

2019-05-09 21:44:16 UTC

Yeah they are lol

2019-05-09 21:44:47 UTC

โ˜ฆ

2019-05-09 21:44:49 UTC

The tongues stuff is weird. The gibberish talking seems pointless.

2019-05-09 21:45:34 UTC

Now if you speak in your language and other people, who donโ€™t know your language, can understand you. Thatโ€™s a totally different story.

2019-05-09 22:26:25 UTC

@Deleted User does the Catholic Church require women to wear veils in church?

2019-05-09 22:33:38 UTC

Not as of Second Vatican Council but it's recommended. See the discussion in <#445636791584686080>

2019-05-09 22:42:07 UTC

Thatโ€™s why I asked.

2019-05-09 22:42:13 UTC

Saw you mention it there.

2019-05-09 22:43:20 UTC

@Andrules You are Catholic or in another church? ๐Ÿ˜›

2019-05-09 22:44:03 UTC

Iโ€™d consider myself Baptist. Go back and forth between a Wesleyan and Baptist Church.

2019-05-09 22:44:34 UTC

Ah I see, I thought you were Catholic that's why I asked

2019-05-09 22:44:52 UTC

We are a lot diverse in our churches here hehe

2019-05-09 22:45:07 UTC

I agree with basically everything Rags posts, thatโ€™s probably why ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ

2019-05-09 22:45:15 UTC

Probably ๐Ÿ˜›

2019-05-09 22:45:29 UTC

But we all know that in the end guys, you will become #Ortho brothers

2019-05-09 22:45:44 UTC

<:smugpepe:445634631950139403> โ˜ฆ

2019-05-09 22:45:44 UTC

Iโ€™m not a papist, so thereโ€™s that difference.

2019-05-09 22:45:48 UTC

Haha

2019-05-09 22:45:52 UTC

Orthobros

2019-05-09 22:46:37 UTC

So the church you are in what differences it has from Latin catholicism and ortho catholicism?

2019-05-09 22:47:18 UTC

No confession, no pope.

2019-05-09 22:47:41 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2019-05-09 22:47:41 UTC

Do you have sculptures/icons, communion etc?

2019-05-09 22:47:59 UTC

Once saved, always saved at the Baptist Church.

2019-05-09 22:48:11 UTC

Communion is like a couple times a year.

2019-05-09 22:48:27 UTC

I see, we do have each week

2019-05-09 22:48:34 UTC

We have crosses. Nothing else though.

2019-05-09 22:48:40 UTC

on saturday

2019-05-09 22:48:56 UTC

Protestant American churches arenโ€™t old enough to have statues devoted to old saints and stuff.

2019-05-09 22:49:03 UTC

We need to do fasting on friday though if we want to join the communion

2019-05-09 22:49:21 UTC

Catholic basically means universal. Orthodox means according to the established belief and practice

2019-05-09 22:49:31 UTC

Plus most of us donโ€™t really follow saints either. So a statue of some catholic priest from a few hundred years ago wouldnโ€™t mean much.

2019-05-09 22:49:32 UTC

So technically we both call ourselves Catholic and Orthodox

2019-05-09 22:49:43 UTC

Basicly Orthodoxism means "the right" Catholicism

2019-05-09 22:50:11 UTC

When Catholics say orthodox, not capitalized, it just means non-heretical

2019-05-09 22:50:27 UTC

In fact we do have the same practices only that we stayed more on mysticism and de-centralized hierarchy

2019-05-09 22:50:31 UTC

When Orthodox say catholic, they mean part of one united faith

2019-05-09 22:50:54 UTC

Latin catholicism still see us as schismatics?

2019-05-09 22:51:05 UTC

All Catholic, not just Latin

2019-05-09 22:51:11 UTC

Yeah catholic had the alternate definition of meaning universal.

2019-05-09 22:51:16 UTC

Byzantine Catholic, Coptic Catholic etc

2019-05-09 22:51:20 UTC

Part of the apostleโ€™s Creed.

2019-05-09 22:51:33 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/451601956755210241/576179477151875109/image0.png

2019-05-09 22:51:42 UTC

Snippet of it...

2019-05-09 22:52:10 UTC

Yeah when I say latin I mean the western churches Catholics

2019-05-09 22:52:11 UTC

Check it out @Deleted User

2019-05-09 22:52:13 UTC

The Methodist heathen church I went to repeated it every Sunday.

2019-05-09 22:53:59 UTC

@Deleted User Does the satanists they say on Germany is the same church of satan that you have in US?

2019-05-09 22:54:39 UTC

Oh wow. Thatโ€™s fucked up.

2019-05-09 22:54:56 UTC

Wonder if any of them came from your church there Rags.

2019-05-09 22:57:16 UTC

Also thats fucking disgusting

2019-05-09 22:57:42 UTC

Church of Satan in the US is just a bunch of whiny atheists.

2019-05-09 22:57:56 UTC

There is 2 churches

2019-05-09 22:58:10 UTC

let me find the one I'm reffering

2019-05-09 22:58:28 UTC

Well the one we always hear about in the news is the one with triggered athiests

2019-05-09 22:59:16 UTC

And of course it would be from commiefornia

2019-05-09 22:59:21 UTC

What I expected

2019-05-09 23:03:08 UTC

@Andrules So in a sense, you do only have the cross as a symbol. Your church finds icons/sculptures as idolatry or they don't have problems?

2019-05-09 23:07:47 UTC

Never asked that specifically to be honest.

2019-05-09 23:08:12 UTC

I see

2019-05-09 23:08:23 UTC

I donโ€™t think they would find other art works as bad. They just donโ€™t have them.

2019-05-09 23:08:31 UTC

Well I'm kinda curious as I don't know a lot about other churches except for ortho and catho

2019-05-09 23:09:17 UTC

They do have stained glass windows with different bible stories depicted.

2019-05-09 23:09:50 UTC

If by chance you come to Greece for a trip though, you need to visit some of our churches. There are cool paintings as we do pray/kiss them when he visit a church before sitting for the litourgy

2019-05-09 23:09:59 UTC

But if youโ€™re looking for statues of Bible characters or saints or fancy stuff like gargoyles theyโ€™re not around.

2019-05-09 23:10:39 UTC

Keep in mind though to not begin counting the paintings inside a church though as it's a sin

2019-05-09 23:10:39 UTC

๐Ÿ˜›

2019-05-09 23:11:12 UTC

I went to the Catholic Church in my town as part of confirmation in the heathen Methodist church and I think all they had was a cross and a painting of Mary.

2019-05-09 23:11:28 UTC

Donโ€™t count the paintings? lolwut?

2019-05-09 23:11:37 UTC

icons*

2019-05-09 23:12:30 UTC

Donโ€™t count the icons? lolwut?

2019-05-09 23:12:45 UTC

I was joking on that part ๐Ÿ˜›

2019-05-09 23:13:13 UTC

Because we do have a lot of icons inside the churches for the saints/Jesus etc

2019-05-09 23:14:48 UTC

Oh lol ๐Ÿคฃ

2019-05-09 23:15:35 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/451601956755210241/576185518132559872/IMG_1326.png

2019-05-09 23:15:45 UTC

This is how the interior of our churches looks like

2019-05-09 23:17:10 UTC

Looks like most Eastern Catholic churches

2019-05-09 23:17:21 UTC

Except ECs probably have a picture of the Pope somewhere

2019-05-09 23:18:00 UTC

Yeah I donโ€™t think Iโ€™ve ever been in a Protestant Church thatโ€™s that well decorated.

2019-05-09 23:18:19 UTC

Believe me, it's a majestic feeling when you enter inside

2019-05-09 23:18:28 UTC

the atmosphere is relaxing

2019-05-09 23:18:43 UTC

Red carpet, wood pughes, probably stained glass windows.

2019-05-09 23:19:01 UTC

Maybe some decorative chandeliers.

2019-05-09 23:19:22 UTC

After V2 the ECs started going back to their ancient traditions

2019-05-09 23:19:29 UTC

Even the Catholic Church here was about like that too though.

2019-05-09 23:20:13 UTC

I think itโ€™s mostly because my town is poor as fuck. We were rated fastest dying town a few years ago on like Forbes or something.

2019-05-09 23:20:38 UTC

Manufacturing jobs are overrun with low wage Mexicans.

2019-05-09 23:20:46 UTC

Most of which are illegal.

2019-05-09 23:21:06 UTC

Tomorrow will be Operation: Wiccan Lockout
Following Tomorrow, that German Wiccan will be prevented from using her profile name on several art sites, thus limiting her reach.

2019-05-09 23:21:20 UTC

<:godemperor:445097873890082817>

2019-05-09 23:21:27 UTC

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜

2019-05-09 23:24:28 UTC

Just need to find that higher resolution version of her profile picture and it will look just like her profile, except only I will be able to sign onto it! She will be so confused if she ever finds out she will think she created the profiles a long time ago and forgot the password!

2019-05-09 23:27:02 UTC

She will try in vain to recover a password she never knew to begin with!

2019-05-09 23:27:21 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‚

2019-05-09 23:28:32 UTC

Then she will try and create a new account, but the alternate spellings have also been taken!

2019-05-09 23:29:00 UTC

Only then will she realize she got tricked!

2019-05-10 02:34:19 UTC

@Deleted User we have both satanists. The fake atheist trigger niggers, and the ones who actually worship satan

2019-05-10 02:34:49 UTC

@Andrules we also repeat the Creed every Mass

2019-05-10 02:35:15 UTC

It's probably one of the oldest components of Christian worship and predates the compilation of the Bible

2019-05-10 02:44:57 UTC

Notice how the satanists only steal Catholic communion. Not Protestant.๐Ÿค”

2019-05-10 02:48:31 UTC

Though I wonder why they never seem to go after Orthodox, despite the fact that their consecration of the Eucharist is equally valid and identical to ours

2019-05-10 02:50:28 UTC

@Deleted User Protestant communiom is the same as Catholic. We bless ours in the name of Christ and you cannot take my faith away from me just because I am not under your title.

2019-05-10 02:50:36 UTC

Satanism is bullshit.

2019-05-10 02:50:45 UTC

That's not the same as ours

2019-05-10 02:51:11 UTC

Is the wine literally the blood of Christ? Is the bread literally the body of Christ?

2019-05-10 02:54:51 UTC

@Iakovos our Jewnigger friend is in <#445636791584686080>

2019-05-10 02:56:32 UTC

Found higher resolution version of her profile image. AKA found deceptive camouflage to confuse her!

2019-05-10 02:57:35 UTC

Had to search through her degenerative stuff to find it but this is the Lord's work!

2019-05-10 03:04:38 UTC
2019-05-10 03:05:35 UTC

Though if you put the bread under a microscope it wouldn't be skin it would be bread, so you're using the word literally wrong.

2019-05-10 03:05:43 UTC

But the bread takes the place as flesh.

2019-05-10 03:06:57 UTC

Discovered her birthday, This is gonna be hilarious!

2019-05-10 03:09:54 UTC

Kind of

2019-05-10 03:10:12 UTC

@Shadow-Dragon-777 lemme know if you need any help with this

2019-05-10 03:10:36 UTC

Anyway the communion has to be consecrated by someone who has received valid holy orders

2019-05-10 03:10:43 UTC

Which is only Catholic and Orthodox

2019-05-10 03:13:53 UTC

Do satanists only steal catholic communion wafers?

2019-05-10 03:15:12 UTC

On the Creed... that heretical Methodist church is the only other one Iโ€™ve been to that says it.

2019-05-10 03:15:48 UTC

My family does at some of our holiday get-togethers.

2019-05-10 03:21:13 UTC

Correct, they do not steal Protestant

2019-05-10 03:21:46 UTC

Because Protestants do not have the real presence of Christ, due to not having holy orders/apostolic succession, and usually not even believing in the real presence

2019-05-10 03:22:12 UTC

I think Orthodox probably don't have to deal with this because they just don't have satanists around them

2019-05-10 03:23:13 UTC

In fact we are allowed by the Catholic Church to take communion at the Orthodox Church, and we extend "Eucharistic hospitality" to them also

2019-05-10 03:23:27 UTC

But Orthodox don't allow us, and do not allow their people to

2019-05-10 03:25:48 UTC

Iโ€™ve only had one satanist in a church since Iโ€™ve been alive.

2019-05-10 03:27:31 UTC

He was dating a daughter of one of the church leaders. The pastor knew something was off with this guy, but decided to be compassionate and allow him to keep coming.

2019-05-10 03:29:26 UTC

He eventually convinced the girl to run away from home and then he got her pregnant. She was easily manipulated because her willpower was weak. She already had the tendency to think getting away would be a fun thing to do.

2019-05-10 03:30:37 UTC

He ended up doing weird shit like tie her down, cut her legs and leave scars, and also rape her. Tie her down against her will and rape her kind of stuff.

2019-05-10 03:32:49 UTC

I canโ€™t remember what happened that finally caused the church to basically do an intervention. They were divorced and he was cast out of the church and told he wasnโ€™t welcome. Sheโ€™s married now to a good guy and lives in Nashville as a hairdresser.

2019-05-10 03:33:32 UTC

Weird

2019-05-10 03:33:45 UTC

I'm gonna get in touch with the Inquisition

2019-05-10 03:33:46 UTC

After they were split, the guy wrote a letter to the pastor bragging about how he so easily corrupted a โ€œgood girlโ€ and other stuff.

2019-05-10 03:34:30 UTC

Terrible

2019-05-10 03:34:48 UTC

The pastor said heโ€™d never let something like that happen again. Said he knew that boy was corrupt/wrong, but decided to be compassionate instead of calling for an exorcism or something.

2019-05-10 03:35:33 UTC

I saw him a few years after they split up. He had numerous cuts all up and down his arms.

2019-05-10 03:37:39 UTC

Well a friend of my sister's who was in a coma for a month, braindead etc, just woke up. And can talk.

2019-05-10 03:38:36 UTC

Oh cool

2019-05-10 03:38:55 UTC

Thatโ€™s awesome

2019-05-10 03:48:40 UTC
2019-05-10 04:17:59 UTC

stop tagging me in your heresy

2019-05-10 04:18:13 UTC

idol worship is forbidden by G-d

2019-05-10 04:21:14 UTC

You worship your false Bible.

2019-05-10 06:27:29 UTC

His Torah

2019-05-10 06:27:50 UTC

That's okay, he's basically a Jew with less rules, so he's more likely to go to Hell than a Jew

2019-05-10 13:35:49 UTC

@Deleted User Dunno why Satanists don't steal from here, never heard of too though. We don't have many and the only one I know is a failure of existence

2019-05-10 13:39:41 UTC

Thereโ€™s basically a satanist group in every US county. The church my mom goes to has some door-to-door missionary types and theyโ€™ve said they meet satanists all the time.

2019-05-10 13:40:30 UTC

Theyโ€™ve had guns pulled on them, been threatened with murder, stuff like that.

2019-05-10 13:41:35 UTC

Well, last generation we had like 90-95% Unity in orthodox church with 56%+ in my generation (millenial and shiet). Newer generation is 36% so we may see some satanists

2019-05-10 13:41:37 UTC

now

2019-05-10 13:41:49 UTC

Thereโ€™s a town/city that supposedly has a big satanist compound just outside the city limits. They own the road that goes into their compound and tell people to leave if you start to drive on it.

2019-05-10 13:42:01 UTC

Yeah, it became big news here

2019-05-10 13:42:03 UTC

the statue

2019-05-10 13:42:19 UTC

What statue?

2019-05-10 13:42:35 UTC

there was a state in US, that created a big statue of satan

2019-05-10 13:42:37 UTC

The satanist statue out in like Utah or something? ๐Ÿค”

2019-05-10 13:42:53 UTC

Illinois

2019-05-10 13:42:54 UTC

Ah ok. I โ€˜member that one.

2019-05-10 13:42:56 UTC

i believe

2019-05-10 13:43:17 UTC

Iโ€™m talking about a place in North Carolina.

2019-05-10 13:43:54 UTC

City is Siler City. Heard all kinds of weird stories from people living around itโ€™s county.

2019-05-10 13:44:10 UTC

Ahh scraped it, I found the article

2019-05-10 13:44:17 UTC

Thereโ€™s also one of those โ€œdevils tramping groundsโ€ at it ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ

2019-05-10 13:44:26 UTC

Oh Arkansas.

2019-05-10 13:44:45 UTC

There was a small uproar in our media back then

2019-05-10 13:44:46 UTC

haha

2019-05-10 13:44:47 UTC

I couldnโ€™t remember the state, but I knew of the story.

2019-05-10 17:28:59 UTC

@Deleted User do you have pretty secure communion like how Catholics were before Vatican II?

2019-05-10 17:47:13 UTC

Pretty secure communion? What do you mean? My Protestant churches have everyone walk up to the front, and you eat the thing in front of the pastor and then move to get your liquid cup.

2019-05-10 18:04:08 UTC

@Deleted User What do you mean by secure?

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