Stupid ass

@the good jew

Stupid

yeah

where

oh lmao

Someone needs to make this a meme template

Star Wars memes now

Just when I think I've seen all that this timeline has to offer

@Khnner sorry for the late reply, rabat ghawdex

Lmao

I live in Mgarr, malta

https://climateviewer.com/privacy/

@Khnner Nigarr

@Ragnarok I think you'll be surprised to know my home island in Philippines is named Negros

Not surprised

My ex is from Ilocos Norte

cool stuff

ok, I haven't had to use the <:TimeToDiePepe:589190018174812210> emote in a week.

you all die or something?

👋🏻

one of you is alive

yo Conn

two people are alive

how are you all doing?

@Deleted User can i post ebony

i would do so only by permission, sir

<:TimeToDiePepe:589190018174812210> there's the server I remember

lmao

Eh

how are you?

Good Conn

How is your life?

pretty good

just chilling

wondering where everyone is

RIP

https://www.facebook.com/TPointUK/videos/748891528897682/UzpfSTUxNjEwNjE3OToxMDE1NzY2MDMyNTg5MTE4MA/

<:smugpepe:445634631950139403> <:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200> <:godemperor:445097873890082817>

So I have an alt in the sneaker discord I was banned from

They just started talking about how I was banned a few months ago and that I was banned for white supremacy and that I hated women...

The only thing I ever said in there was that men's sports were better than women's 😬

https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/media/we-will-continue-to-represent-men-at-their-best-gillettes-backflip-after-toxic-masculinity-backlash/news-story/8ae70a5abc31280fc23711dcf7c30e5e

Whoopsie

CALL IN SHOW ?

I haven't heard anything from Tom yet

Did he own himself epic style and pass out again

Call in show is my favorite.

is tom guna talk about china

CHY NA !

still hasn't talked to me. I've messaged him

tell him i got this, im set up, i can run the show tonight

https://twitter.com/Arizona_Antifa/status/905580555923632129

Super cringe

hes not wearing pants

looks like Call in show isn't happening tonight. but we're aiming for next week

alright well i'll do my own show them, with black jacks, and hookers! infact, forget the show!

So regular show tonight ?

@Deleted User

I think so. sorry to disappoint

Pewp

Good morning

Good morning y'all

good morning

👋🏻

Hows life?

ok. got a lot of calls to make today

oof

Have to make calls working at a museum? I’m actually confused <:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

yes I am. writing articles and arranging meetings

Oh ok that makes sense now <:smugpepe:445634631950139403>

Is the stuff you write published in like some scholarly journal or something else?

David Koch is dead

Imagine my surprise

the only good minorities are jews

cmv

<:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

Nuh ya are stingy

Kike

Hello fellow conservatives

🤔

hello fellow homo sapiens

https://babylonbee.com/news/half-human-half-robot-justice-enters-supreme-court-introduces-self-as-ruth-bader-gins-borg?fbclid=IwAR2HPFZVCQlj4wScMf41e60rzgzo226e-wTHHPC9vwOZFQadQuWdVpZ83DE

So there's now a new Slot Open in the Supreme court now?

No. Ruth isn't dead. She had treatment for cancer. Again

Good morning

Morning all

when the guys get together

Dude that’s awesome

Yeah

I see that 4th gun, looks like the StG-22

@Ragnarok its a replica. I wish it was a real one 😄

Of course, if I had a real one I probably wouldn't fire it though

I know they make replicas including some in .22LR

Serious question

Still haven't messaged cute girl from tinder

Don't know what to say

Only thing I have to go off is that she's a grad student at my school

“Hey we matched on Tinder. Want to meet up?”

🤔

This other girls bio is "the tits aren't quite a handful, but I sure am"

Lovely Christian School approved bio

So I've done some expert detective work

Found cute tinder girls Facebook

Apparently she went to undergrad at another school, and interestingly enough, she is friends with the only person I know that went to undergrad at that school

Fuck her right in the pussy

After marriage

https://youtu.be/yJIydD7ULz8

@Ragnarok whoa whoa whoa

I haven't even messaged the girl

Let's not throw out the M word

I'll arrange it

Broker a peace between our nations

She could just be desperate tbh

Well that's good for you, practice run

Her Facebook tells me that she's new around here and that at least in March-ish she was in a relationship

Idk if it's a good idea to even message her

I know that when I was 5 months removed from a year long relationship, I was nowhere near ready to find someone else

If she wasn't ready she won't be cocksurfing on tinder

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-48512928

They’re transforming James Bond into a cuck

@GT1646 Yeah rags is right, just go 0-0-11 🤷

https://www.facebook.com/dan.bongino/videos/493312848136017/UzpfSTUxNjEwNjE3OToxMDE1NzY2NTA1MzA4MTE4MA/

Race car 😍

But... did it win a race? that is the bigger question

Got 2nd last race

Reigning champ at the track I'm at

Hoping for a W

you work in a Race Track?

oh

ur a IRL Gran Turismo dude?

cool

Nah, visiting a track

For a race

Someone amend this so it isn't cringy

Anyone want to help a socially inept dude out?

@GT1646 I think it looks fine as is

Just relax and try to act natural man

If you try too hard it seems fake and people can pick up on that

If it doesn't go well, don't blame yourself, just know it's not meant to be and move on to the next.

@Ragnarok sent it

Let us know how it goes

She hasn't seen it yet

Don't sit on it like that

Go play video games or something

I was

*do you do a lot of pornography

<:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

Dis gon be good

@TheKekscernist smh

hey got some crazy news I wanted to show you

it happened last year though but I wanted to share this

https://www.otakucosplayph.com/2018/03/jesus-cosplay-at-comiccon-asia-2018.html

took place in my country

and it was a Show Stopper

fun fact it happened at Palm Sunday

🤔

and I joked that the Jesus Cosplayer should have been bringing one of them Donkey Riders

costume thingy

you know the one that makes you look like you are riding on top of a mount?

that kind

but nope

be got in some blood

a worpla crucifiz

fix

and even a worpla Crown of Thornes

give this man a Salute

to all nerds everywhere

Call up Putin

he'll gladly sell you some nukes.

for pennies.

<:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

<:TheFemalesAreUpset:585181514199728153>

<:TimeToDiePepe:589190018174812210>

<:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

glorious

Get that man his own Stuka.

and any other military aircraft he desires.

https://www.facebook.com/YoungAmericansAgainstSocialism/

This new not-for-profit was shared in the Facebook group. The person that started it, Morgan Zegers, ran as the Republican candidate for my NY Assembly district. She is really based and also very responsive on social media to people around her. I had some very nice conversations with her on social media anyways during her campaign. I could probably get her on the show or to do something for National File if people would like that.

I don't think she's gonna reply 🤷🏻‍♂️

👍

@GT1646 dude. Hot girls are bombarded by dudes in their DMs

If tinder shows “read” messages like texting or Facebook does, then you’ll know if she’s going to respond.

She'd at least reply to me. She even retweeted some tweet of mine on Election Day saying why I had voted for her. Most of our talk was on Facebook though.

She's not particularly hot, and she super liked me 🤷🏻‍♂️

@Andrules idk how tinder messaging works. It says "sent" but idk if it'll tell me if she's read it

@NoFoolinTulin GT is talking about his adventures for trying to get a lady friend. Bad timing on his post being right after yours <:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

Oh. Well just wait and see. I mean if it’s been a week and no reply l, then don’t expect one.

It's been a day 🤷🏻‍♂️

In her defense, I waited a week after she liked me to message her

I never talked about her about the show, but if she seems interested and people here would be interested then I can maybe try and get her to email Tom.

Go for it magneto Jew

@GT1646 well shit dude. You left her in the dark for a week <:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

At least give her that much time to respond.

Well

Here's my thought process

It was a super like

When you like someone, it doesn't tell them

But with a super like, the whole idea is that it notifies the other person

I waited at least a day because I assumed it may have been an accident

After that, was just me being nervous and not knowing what to say

"Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart—you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you're a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us."

😔

Being conservative is now a hate crime

I think I waited too long to message this girl. Damn.

Just be patient fam.

I suppose.

Idk why I'm even waiting for an answer. I have no idea what the hell I'd even do if we got to talking

Ask her out for dinner or something.

@Andrules yeah, probably wouldn't do that

I'm too awkward.

That's part of the reason I've pretty much given up on dating

I don't think I'm cut out for the social aspect

Especially dinner

Considering one of the things I'm most embarrassed about is my eating habits

I have the palate of an 8 year old

I used to only eat chicken tenders, bread, fries, mac & cheese, and potatoes

Sounds like me

Never even had a chicken sandwich until I was on my first prom date and didn't see chicken strips <:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

I think you'll be okay lol

There's also movies

I had my first chicken sandwich because my school had a 5k and once you crossed they had chick fil a biscuits

The biscuit was really good so I started trying their sandwiches

haha that's great

My ex used to make fun of me for having such a restricted diet

I have a good idea for a date, well, an okay idea.

But I'm not sure if it's a good first date idea

🤔 oh?

Ice skating

I've taught a handful of girls how to skate in the past

People do that as a first date often

If they don't know how to skate, they pretty much have to hold onto you

Which breaks the touch barrier

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/449525268529815552

I dont get this one

context

MLS?

I still dont get it

is that a good thing?

You mean Goose Stepping Cheerleaders?

and Goose Stepping Orchestra's?

cuz my brother is the latter

Does drums for his University Basketball Team

funfact, in the Philippines, College Leagues are more popular than Professionals

*laughs in Women's Volleyball*

Women's College Volleyball