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[**FML**] Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out the lights and got into bed. I'm 20 years old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. FML :face_palm:

.help

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.fml

[**FML**] Today, just like every other day, I was woken up 2 hours earlier than I needed to be, by the alarm belonging to my upstairs neighbors. They won't wake up until their real alarm goes off: me, pounding the walls and yelling in frustration. FML :face_palm:

.fml

[**FML**] Today, I woke up to my car covered in shaving cream and tampons and the word CHEATER written on my windshield in lipstick. The guy a few doors down from me in my dorm has the same car as me. I'm a virgin. FML :face_palm:

.fml

[**FML**] Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML :face_palm:

.8ball Is @ErisBot retarded?

[**8Ball**] 🔮 Yes, definitely :blush:

.music

Command: **music** **<function>** **[args]**
Description: Play your favorite songs straight from YouTube
Parameters:
**play** [URL/Video Title] - Start playing/play a song from YouTube/SoundCloud
**pause** - Pause the current song
**volume** [0 - 100] - Changed the volume of the music. _Admin/DJ Overridable_
**queue** [Page number] - View the Music queue and select which page
**skip** [number] - Vote to skip a song. Requires 40% of undefeaned users to skip
**forceskip** - Force skip the song _Admin/DJ Only_
**nowplaying** - View what's playing
**stop** - Stops the player and completely resets everything _Admin/DJ Only_
**verbose [yes/no]** - Should I be a bit more detailed? _Admin/DJ Only_
Example:
`music play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ`

DJ's can be defined with a role called "DJ"

[**Music**] `BrokenHeartedLiberal#4775` has added `twenty one pilots: Cancer (Cover) [LYRIC VIDEO]` to the queue. (`03:57`) [`0`]

.music stop

[**Music**] Successfully stopped the player. `0` songs were cleared.

.chan

>>5849856 Haha smol bopine!

.chan

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.chan

>>746383475 How sweet, you guys are such romantics

.chan

>>391591250 It's not missing anything, the effects are just higher resolution so now they don't look like smeared vaseline.

.green

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.sodomizedsheepsay

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.sodomizedsheepsay Surprise

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.eyes swatsika/nazi

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.eyes swatsika

.eyes red

.eyes nazi

.eyes red

Bit of history

I didn't add that title by the way

Yeah that's probably best here

Also context:
https://twitter.com/cultofdusty/status/909837649954840578

XD

of course

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GG @BrokenHeartedLiberal, you just advanced to **level 4** !

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Someone took time to arrange dis...

Ouch

Talk about savage...

This shit belongs here too. Fucking thirsty degenerate

she is still retarded

Her doctorate has to be fake, right?

she makes it seem like it

Well the doctorate is in like Gender Studies so yes it's fake

Its worse than fake

Its

**IRRELEVANT**

https://twitter.com/ShitpostBot5000/status/915048813605281792

Lol that musta been some shit

I bursted out with laughter when I saw this image

Take it with a salt (InfoWars) but this is supposedly Stephen Paddock

http://www.fox25boston.com/news/only-on-boston-25-exclusive-photos-of-las-vegas-shooters-guns/618716556

Looks authentic

based on the floor of the photos from this news outlet

https://twitter.com/JacquiHeinrich/status/915182518587891712

Interesting detail

Different picture

https://twitter.com/DrStud24/status/915264254290382850