If you don't play a nord in skyrim you are a fag

Play as a white Khajiit and name yourself Shoshon the Elegant

I made a nord mage

@Fox Tx people who play as nords and side with imperial are the weakest race

ULFRIC IS THE TRUE HIGH KING

CuCkEd

I sided with Imperials as am Argonian at first because I didn't know the difference

Argonians are disgusting

@Nathan TX I did once but I had to cause it was the only one to fixxed a glitch

But

Consider this

*waterbreathing*

So what

That was basically all I cared about first playthrough

Consider this

Now I usually play as Nords

*not looking like a fuking reptile*

My first playthrough was a wood elf archer

I wanted to be a beast race at first because I can be a human irl

I played a Breton but I still sided with the nords

Literally everything > high elf

Wood elves are actually decent

Yeah

i play imperials :!

Fag

Get out

nords and khajit

The imperials are literally cucked by the thalmors

Which are basically Jews

>catniggers

Basically gypsies

not in oblivion,morrowind and daggerdall

daggerfall

Nobody plays morrowind

i do tho

Morrowind is actually pretty good

Daggerfall sucks though tbh

and so is daggerfall

nah man

Ulfric is a mind controlled (((thalmor))) agent though

How

daggerfall is badass i was a werewolf flying around on a horse

killing entire towns

They captured him as a PoW and trained him to start the rebellion in order to fracture and weaken the Empire in order for the Thalmor to declare a 2nd war and conquer the continent

It's discussed in a letter found in the Thalmor Embassy during the main quest

and then changing back into a nord and no guard noticed me

Interesting hypothesis

But ULFRIC IS THE TRUE HIGH KING

It's not a hypothesis. The ambassador has a dossier on him discussing it

#MakeTheEmpireGreatAgain

https://youtu.be/5Convi2DG2U

Dark Elves are bretty good though. They're like the Muslims of the series sure but they don't have the Muslim ideals that ruin Islam

Very pro science, for example

dark elves are disgusting

they live in like hell on earth

Only after the eruption happens

Before that, Vvardenfell was heaven

Vvardenfel isnt very live able any more

Except the ashlands I guess

You might be more educated on skyrim lore than I...

I thought it was always shitty

nah

Have you played the game Morrowind?

No

playing morrowind shows other wise

(except for the damn ashlands )

It takes place on an island called Vvardenfell, which is basically 1/3 of the nation of Morrowind. Except for the very center of the island around the volcano that nigs the entire country, the island is basically paradise.

Dark Elves were regular Elves but their patron god got caught trading BJs with another god so his people got cursed with black skin, then they became hyper religious basically Muslims except for the golden era of Islam where they were making tons of science discoveries

So it's kind of like a hyper advanced medieval (not industralized) society

Still don't like em lol

Really good game but it will be extra hard for you because no fast travel and no map markers

If you do try it

I'd live in Skyrim IRL

It's beautiful

The Rift is 👌

i'd live in cyrodil

nah fam, Whiterun. Perfectly cold and green.

Anvil / The Gold Coast is also 👌

Dwemer are the master race

They are gone Ronny

skingrad is where its at yo

>tfw Dwemer are killed by immigration of an inferior race

>Ulfric is the true high king
Nah ni🅱🅱a I am

Damn you're right I forgot about Skingrad somehow

in one of the old games, isn't there like 1 last Dwemer you can talk too

in daggerfall you can find a dragon

What's skingrad

a city in cyrodill

Cyrodil is like Italy

kinda

That's in Morrowind. His name is Yagrum Bagarn iirc, basically he says they got cucked by inferior races moving in on them and then a plague began to spread throughout their people. They basically teleported to another dimension (the main theory but YB is pretty insane so unreliable) to escape the subhuman tides

The dwemer survivor I mean

its based of transylvania and the count on skingrad is a vampire too

Yeah it's weird how the dwemer just vanished and left their tech behind

skingrad i mean

Count of Skingrad is a total bro too, the only noble in the game that's actually possible to empathize with

he is badass

Companions > faggot Dark Hand guys

Nathan have you not played any other ES game than skyrim?

No, and I haven't played skyrim in ages. I wanna get back into it though.