so when he's lying there in the ICU struggling to breathe his last he'll be able to think "well at least I went to the pub for the 12,723rd time instead of missing out"

Oh and Prezzo's are saying they are closing for 6-8 weeks

WEAK

Even in a full lockdown they have said that Supermarkets won't close

We have a Wilkos in one building and a sainsbury's in the other

So we ain't closing

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-51946409

@Big Ron ? why would he be at the ICU

he'll just die in his home

looks like vee caught the wuflu

point is he's going to die because he couldn't slightly modify his behaviour

and that's his choice to make

self isolate for 12 weeks is a little bit more than a "slight modification"

it's a retarded choice

Why should I wear a seatbelt? I don't intend to crash the car <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

"hey bro there's an epidemic that is specifically dangerous for people like yourself, maybe stay home for a few weeks bc you might die"
>well that's a bit hard innit, i'll be down the pub

yeah, sentence someone to half a year house arrest

i understand him

🤔 there's some big brain tier projection going on here

i remember just 15 years ago

people would not behave like total retards when something like this happened

12 weeks is not half a year

it will be half a year for old people

ask the chinese

it is still going on in wuhan

i dont expect the quarantine to end any time soon

our retard pm said that she is willing to keep it for 4 months if it is necesarry

i can read between the lines

and i can understand old people not wanting to be convicts

italy is extending its quarantine

at one point you will just have to say fuck it

and open everything up

the death rate is not 50% of young people

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2020/03/18/china-destroyed-wuhan-coronavirus-evidence-n2565206

Looks like cosco dont take shit from the idiots that did spend all their money on toilet paper

https://twitter.com/cbsnews/status/1240371160078000128?s=21

found fitzy

why didn't i buy that plague doctor outfit i was memeing about a week ago <:pepe_hang:460603218766987298>

<:kek:590371888480387073>

diversity is our strength <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

If you eat Curry three times a day

and now off to Ebay to sell them but then you find out Ebay and amazon have banded such sales under a pandemic and you have spend your all your saving on TP so you try to return it but they refuse to take it back

based

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speaking of corona

i wonder if it's possible to make a permanent implant for the body which detects higher than normal immune activity

i actually thought this was fake

what we dont need now is a bank run

i think a bank run would be pretty funny

well knowing the luck this year

https://youtu.be/11eBZd7zdbs?t=111

So my Theory about Boris only locking down London has taken a small hit

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/british-army-puts-20000-troops-3963739

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/51962751

Previously until April 3rd

football is cancelled

forever

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1/51963897

Formula 1 now makes Medical Equipment

and we have ALOT of F1 Teams

ventilating at 200mph

https://twitter.com/scheplick/status/1240610898798133253

potentially infectious persons is everybody
https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1240646767844233219?s=20

Oh for fuck's sake, the absolute state of this pathetic excuse of a mayor...
https://twitter.com/MayorofLondon/status/1240619581770813440?s=20

everyone is sucking the CCP propaganda cock all the way down to the hilt

Mmmmmm Communism

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Oh boy... sounds good for borrowers, but it's a nail in the coffin of anybody's grandparents that hoped to live off the interest accrued on their savings...
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/interest-rates-bank-of-england-coronavirus-today-latest-a9411621.html

the economy is fucked regardless, may as well fuck it a little more

"interest accrued on their savings" this hasn't been a thing for decades

WRONG

show me a bank saving account that offers any reasonable level of interest

using a Bank savings acoount pretty much means you're doing it wrong... if you're willing to have just one or two lumpsum payments a year and budget that each week, that was still workable - but now they really need to have a few million in savings...
...and that sure is hell doesn't include any of my relatives 😮

https://twitter.com/afneil/status/1240656425657012224?s=20

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ETarTHaXkAIjd57?format=jpg&name=large

https://old.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/fl9zde/we_can_produce_more_hand_sanitiser_hmrc_is/

This is interesting. BrewDog is getting around this by just giving it away

so

taxation is no longer just theft,

taxation is murder

<:think_woke:378717098681171988>

https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2020/03/19/ec50cf5fa281bfca.mp4

I'd get some ointment for that... Prince Albert infected
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1240653440189181953?s=20

oh hoes

is he not a big fan of homeopathy ?

You can laugh at the Hipster Beers

but BrewDog is big enough to just spend the marketing and promotional budget on free hand gel

<:pepe_smug:560207654207750154>

mail me a crate

no, you'll sell it for £10 a bottle to poor people

not true

£15

lol nibba

Royals infected? 🦀

I wouldn't sell it at all

I reckon I need to go to the supermarket now

https://www.novosti.rs/vesti/naslovna/drustvo/aktuelno.290.html:853873-Gastarbajtere-i-one-koji-pobegnu-iz-izolacije-cekaju-satori-usred-sume-Pogledajte-kako-ce-izgledati-KARANTIN-u-Morovicu?fbclid=IwAR2AmQR0bSwXk9NYzLPQXlzXjoRjwAzXxZAsF96aMLgoFSW7eKHrMvqN_O4

cus at 5pm Boris might announce we are all locked down

we are putting those that break quarantine in here

also all our citizens that were told not to come back from germany

but they still came back

gulag time bois

Camping <:pepe_smug:560207654207750154>

wife wanted to go to shops tonight, wouldn't accept that it's a bad idea

depends what Boris says

also

She's a woman

she lacks reasoning

true

we need to do a food shop anyway

nothing bad will happen

no food to buy atm tbh

the whole quarantine is bs

probably

we've got all the dried and long life shit to last a few weeks

I haven't been able to buy meat in 3 days

it's all gone

but ideally just wanna buy as normal when we can

here situation is normal

but then again

we are used to this sort of thing

used to poverty and breadlines

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I'm on my Brexit Bunker Freezer Tubs for meat

we were under embargo for 10 years

we never starved

we've got a bunch of frozen chicken portions and shit

since we produce more food then we eat

Yeah we don't do that

we eat till we're all fat gammons

and don't plan more than a month ahead

it's the British way

tally ho

I got plenty Frozen cus I didn't trust Brexit and shitloads of cans I haven't touched yet

we didn't rule half the world by planning ahead of time

i got all the esentials

I could never really get behind toffifee

🤦🏿

and ferrero rocher are obscenely expensive here

I can tell you were never in the military

i got them for 3 euro each

what's that top box? it looks like the guylian chocs that always taste not quite right

they are smuggled tax free over the border

belgian chocolate seashells

nigger

probably the same thing

yeah

lol ye

the praline flavour never seems to taste quite right to me

all of these cost 3 euros when smuggled

nice

they are twice as expensive when bought in the store

the ferrero rocher 8 pack is like £5 here usually

yeah

that is obscene

it shows just how little it costs to make them

Nonsense chocolates for women to eat

and ambassadors

hmm Tesco apparently have 42 packs for a tenner

look at what this dumb cunt chink operative did to trump's tweet: https://twitter.com/SenWarren/status/1240623054578991104

but it's okay for her to claim she's native american

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I’m surprised she didn’t try to do a Rain dance to get her bill passed

Probably making smoke signals with them now

well is she had payed any attention she probably have known that there is a shortage of test kits everywhere and that china is playing hardball with the US to make them take the blame for everything

Oh gods..that malaria pill is a trip

@Dust I'd suggest you go shopping by yourself if you go

Women are Gatherers

The environment out there requires a hunter

An APEX PREDATOR

A man

that's what I told her

Let her write a list, in the wrong order as always

but you go

Dunno if it's any better in 'ull but it's all shagged out down here

SPoke toa couple of old colleagues in ASDA

they are doing extra deliveries

and it's just barely surviving

while looking empty the whole time

Only meat I could get was bacon cus they had a delivery of it this afternoon

I notice that everyone is talking about how tough it is for supermarkets

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nobody is mentioning that the supermarkets are making out like bandits financially

Kinda

if they're selling out faster than they can stack shelves the profits are going to be record breaking

They are getting quick bursts, but not sustaining

not really, people are stocked up now, less shopping in the next few weeks. it evens out

Because the supply chain cannot keep up

true

The bottleneck might actually be lorry drivers

and forklift drivers

The US lessened their restrictions on Drivers by the DOT. Allowing more hours of driving

easiest way to bring down a retail giant is to food poison all their forklift drivers

4D

the whole thing collapses

https://tenor.com/view/fight-club-fightclub-tyler-durden-gif-8927214

time to see how fucked Morrisons is

got bread

didn't have to fist fight anyone

fuck all milk

my everything hurts

I'll start planning your funeral

wish i could swim

right now

IF your missus was there, she'd just get upset

check this shit out

😄

gay ass china virus

milk for kids literally

cool

ok 🤷🏿

extra calcium?

fuck knows

but it's for my kid

so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

read the fucking manual

nah it's just analcoholic

who the fuck reads manuals?

what kind of soyboy are you broo

An Engineer

they invented the term

R.T.F.M

no chips

issue is all the restaurants are closed to sit down

so they don't have access to food as much

cook

SOYBOY

The Truck Drivers can't cook on the road

enriched milk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

he's already big and strong maybe he'll get super powers

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He'll become a Milkman

a Symbol of White Power

🐮

make him read snowflake and squarespace