i remember the early phase of calling for crusade n shit

the /pol/ larp era of muskovy

It capitalized United Europe, talk-to-text is a europhile

The lesson is that popes don't pay taxes @Bird Wizard

@Bird Wizard I blame the venetians

still took them 200 years from that

fuckin spaghetti kikes

@Bird Wizard I mean they were just invading the Heretics

not according to vat2

That's how distant they are from jews

respect moslems

Oh

No it's because of the sardianins @PunishedMuskovy

@Scipio Americanus heretics

or heathens

If they were jews it would be instantaneous

Did that really happen ? @Bird Wizard

That screen you showed

@Khat Emperor pretty much

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arab_raid_against_Rome

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Islam conquered the entire Persian Empire (well, sasinad or however the f*** you spell it) and half the Byzantine empire and less than 200 years

sassanid

If any of you boys are trads or cats come join my server that just got posted

Mind you, after the creation of the religion not just the start of the campaign

though the caliphates did start shrinking overtime

until ottomans got big, then they started going senile

@PunishedMuskovy you can thank the Mongols for that

The persians and byzantines were weakend by constant battles between each other tho

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oh no

@Khat Emperor yeah, they couldn't f****** figure out where the Border should be

Stupid Middle East with its lack of cleared Geographic boundaries

And then people wonder why Syria and Iraq or a f****** mess

Because they're savages.

no, that's the fault of colonialism. they drew borders on maps instead like Europe with sword and blood

@Bird Wizard true that's where the modern borders are, but trying to make a genuine borders would be nigh impossible.

yep, that's why they need a period of slaughter to properly draw borders

Truth is, besides the original Mesopotamian civilization, Iraq and Syria I've always been owned by either Anatolia, Persia, Arabia, or Egypt

Glass. The. Desert.

gay

or macedonia

thisincludesbosnians

@Bird Wizard I'm counting European powers as Anatolia

we wuz kangz

Since they had to go through Anatolia anyways

balkan power

Oh the Balkans, the Afghanistan of Europe

difference

Albanians=inbred

Well, from a Geographic point of view anyway

balkans actually got conquered on more than 1 occassion

no one except the mongols was able to touch afghanistan

not the british empire, not the soviets, and not america

That's not true. Afghanistan has been conquered plenty of times throughout history, the problem has always been asserting authority over the tribes.

but we are probbaly just there for opium

@PunishedMuskovy there is a difference between Total Conquest and simply exerting control over the area, you can conquer the valleys, but the hills are practically unconquerable

@εïз irma εïз omg leave

It's just a meme for pseudointellectual armchair historians to circlejerk over.

afghanistan is a death trap while balkans is furtile land

America didn't do half bad in Afganistan

Miguel did you ever deadlift more than 50 pounds?

yes

I agree with the dumb Cath on the Afghani shit being a circlejerk

I did 300 @εïз irma εïз

i remember seeing something about how Alexander met his end in afghanistan

@Huff we are able to exert control, but the Taliban will never truly be rooted out, by us anyway

or afghanistan was the one thing he couldnt beat

No, he beat Afghanistan.

He moved on to the Punjab.

@Scipio Americanus They could be if we fought properly

did u know while entire balkans fell only montenegro stood because it was such a fucking inpassable hellhole, rocky and barren land

oh

camps, executions, do what the soviets did to break the remaining germans after ww2

@PunishedMuskovy actually they're already Greeks living there, look it up, it's bacteria or something

they'll tire out eventually

@Migueleby 🇻🇪 Why do skinny far-right nerds like you always feel the need to lie and say they lift?

It's not that hard to actually be a man.

@Scipio Americanus wat

You're a fucking noddle.

oodle

😎

also who is miguel

You didn't go from deadlifting 50 pounds (basically the bar) to 300 pounds.

@PunishedMuskovy he actually did conquer Afghanistan they didn't really put up a fuss is what I'm trying to say

He is an edgy cunt who's mad he got banned from my server for aforementioned cuntiness.

oh, dunno what that movie was on about

@εïз irma εïз challenge accepted

You're braver than I am.

why say far-right nerd when nerd suffices

ugh

many of these are necessary

you already talk like a libshit

Oof

honestly, all of them are

but I can take some off of the list

and hide them

and you seem pretty intent on starting fights