The new-born God grew curious of his soundings, and explored the universe and it's vast wonder. However, Lord Kek soon grew bored of his sibling creation, and so decisively destroyed the entirety of the first universe with his almighty power.

Fortunately, like the morning after sleeping with a cheap hooker, Lord Kek regretted his actions, and decided to make amends for his misdeed. And so, using his signature green light of almighty macho-man, super-cool, explosive, mega-awesome, extreme, pro-series light (also known as his Kek Light), Lord Kek created twenty-three new, identical universes. Each one having it's own destiny.

Seeing as Kek was becoming a bit too powerful, the almighty dildo-goddess tampered with Kek's creation, making it so that every action or possibility would mirror itself, and then branch off from it's origin. (Basically, the butterfly effect, mixed in with multiverse theory, except in place of one universe, it's a macrocosm. Yes, it's intended to be confusing.)

In this timeline, Kek began to explore and oversee the twenty-three universes he had created. Each one had been made to be unique, and so he did not bore of them easily.

Nevertheless, the Almighty Dildo Goddess still feared what destruction Kek may cause if he were to ever bore of these Universes. And so, she created Twenty-Three mythical beings to govern and uphold eacch of Kek's Universes. If one were to ever be killed by Lord Kek, she would know he had begun his campaign of destruction.

The God of the first Universe was named Silas, and he was granted power over the stars.

The God of the second, was named Roland and he was given rule over all living beasts.

The Goddess of the third universe was named Aquarius, and she was granted the power of water and ice.

The God of the fourth Universe, Allah, was dicked on by Lord Kek himself. (We'll get into that later...)

The God of the Fifth Universe was Platarch. He was the God of agriculture and food, and even founded the first space Taco Bell.

The Goddess of the Sixth Universe, Everah, was given authority over the wild plants which would soon cover most-all life-bearing planets.

The God of the Seventh Universe, Oomin, became the creator of all worlds which would revolve around Silas's stars.

The God of the Eighth Universe, Silent, was the God of Dreams and Premonitions.

The God of the Ninth Universe, Tim, was a lustful God, and so he was granted the title of the God of sin.

Universe ten's God was named Kurt, and he and his entire universe was specified to deal with the afterlife for all other universes.

Universe 11's Goddess, Lantra, was said to be the most intelligent of the Great Dildo Goddess' children. So, she was accordingly granted the title of: Goddess on Intellect and Wisdom.

Universe 12 had a God who thought of nothing but destruction. His name was Arragod, the God of Destruction.

The Goddess of Universe 13 was named Mishira, and she was given power over the light magic, while her twin sister Mugara, was given power over the dark magics. Mugara resides within Universe 14 as it's goddess.

Universe 15 hosted Imam, God of alcohol and parties. (Everyone liked Universe 15 because of this.)

Universe 16 housed Anita, Goddess of Gender and the only Goddess who didn't like Imam. (Go figure...)

Universe 17's Goddess was Masha, divine ruler of the winds.

The Goddess of Universe 18 (ironically) was Jessabelle, Goddess of sexuality.

Parle, God of Universe 19 was the Goddess of Gravity.

Universe 20's God Kommio, was known as a tamer of Dragons, as was granted the title of God of fire.

In Universe 21, the Fox-God Biago, was known as the God of blood.

Universe 22's Goddess Giana, was known as the deity of radiation.

And finally, from the 23rd Universe, there was Prim, Goddess of death.

However, none of these cucks mattered in the grand-scheme of things, so you literally just wasted your time reading all of that.

After exploring Universe five and eating some space Taco Bell, Kek did battle with the incredibly violent God of Universe four, Allah, but managed to easily wipe him out, proving his dominance over The Great Dildo-Goddess' creations. After Allah's defeat however, Kek became weary of the other Gods, and began a massive crusade against them, only allowing those Gods who would submit to him to live. After Kek's savage attack on these Universes, only Silas, Roland, Tim, Arragod, Mishara, Mugara, Imam, Anita, and Prim were allowed to live, however, Kek used his own power to heavily suppress these God's power, keeping them in his check.

After what Kek considers being “putting bitches in their place”, he was free to explore the next universe, the 4th universe. While he was there, Kek came across a molten ball of magma which was to be known as the planet Earth. While he was passing by, the space taco bell he had eaten had finally caught up with him, and so he was forced to take a fiery shit onto the young planet.

Kek was fascinated by the way the glowing mass of shit spun around with the Earth’s rotation, and watched it until it finally broke away from the molten mass and was caught in the Earth’s gravity. So fascinated in fact, that he almost overlooked the fact he had to piss. And seeing as the Earth was right there in front of our God, he used it as a toilet yet again. This time, his piss cooled the lava-surface of the planet, and contained within his urine, tiny fragments of bacteria-the first mortals.

Unaware of what he had just done, Kek left the Solar System, and eventually, the fourth universe. And from there on, the bacteria which had colonized the recently-cooled rock began to evolve, making a habitat within the late Aquarius’ waters, evolving into plankton, and then into algae and fish. And so on and so forth…

Eventually, all of the earth was green and teeming with life. Approximately 7500 years ago, Kek came back to Universe 4, and stumbled upon the planet he had once made his dumping ground. What he found astonished him. There was not only life on this planet, but intelligent life in the form of human beings.

Kek thought to himself how this could be, and eventually put the pieces together that it was he who had unintentionally created these life forms. Now, seeing his true powers of creation, Kek wanted to test himself by creating a life form intentionally. Not just any life-form though, but a God! Not like the weak and futile Gods the Almighty Dildo had created, but one whose power neared his own.

This prospect excited our Lord Kek, and so he set to work immediately within Earth's atmosphere, using more power than ever before to create a brand-new being in his likeness. After hours of non-stop design, his creation was finally complete: A frog named Pepe was born.

With this new door of possibilities open, Kek spoke these words to his son: "Boy! Go make me a sandwich!"

Pepe, feeling as though he shouldn't be pushed around with his almighty, god-like powers, was angered by Lord Kek's demands, but also, he new to fear the power of the frog-god, for he could sense that, for now, his power still slightly exceeded his own. And so, Pepe smiled at Kek and said: "Would you like that with nuts?"

"Nuts? Who the hell eats nuts with a sandwich?" Kek replied, unaware of Pepe's true intentions.

"Alright then... No nuts!" Pepe exclaimed as he dashed forward, not giving Kek a moment to react. Pepe then kicked the God in his ball-sack so hard, he began to tumble down the Earth's atmosphere, crying out in pain as he fell. All the while, Pepe sat above him, watching in delight as his creator fell to the Earth in pain. "Good... Now that father is out of the way, let's have some fun with these mortals..." And so , Pepe began his decent to Earth, intending to conquer it's people and name himself as the one, true God.

((End of Chapter 1: Genesis))

Chapter 2: Building Kekistan

Soon after his violent fall to Earth, Lord Kek awoke in the middle of the desert, the pain in his nut sack still resonating, causing the almighty frog god a great deal of pain. And in his crippled state, the lord said: "OH MY ME! I AM IN SO MUCH PAIN!!!"

And so our God hobbled through the desert, actively looking for some nearby travelers, hoping against all logic that there might be a caravan of people hauling crushed ice through the desert... (Yeah, he didn't think that out too well.)

However, eventually, he did come across a lone traveler on camel back, but as soon as Kek tried to hail this traveler, he instantly disintegrated into nothing, for no mortal can look upon the true form of Kek without suffering a severe case of death.

Realizing that he had no other option to try and find salvation, Kek was forced into confining himself into a more reserved form, a more statue-like appearance in favor of his much more stylistic red, cosmic appearance.

Later still, Kek came upon a Llama farm on the outskirts of a small city. And there, he came upon the owner of the farm and the first mortal to ever survive an initial encounter with Lord Kek. The man's name was Aberabacon, a poor man raising alpacas with his small family, making him the perfect candidate to become the world's first mortal believer in Kek.

"Mortal. I am your God, Lord Kek, and I am in need of your assistance. Be a good subservient and ice my nutsack back to full health." Lord Kek spoke to the man as he tended to his flock.

In response, Aberabacon gave the small, statue-like God a skeptical look and said: "My God? Do not make me laugh! My cousin Abraham thought of such a deity before! Yet his vision came after standing around in the desert for a really long time. Your words carry no value false God! Now begone, for I have alpacas to sheer to make my signature alpaca-fur slippers for the nobles, lest my family resort to eating my herd. (And yes, this is actually how ancient societies were structured, because feudalism is actually an invented model conceptualized by Communist historians to help promote their doctrine. Not everyone in the "peasant" class were serfs, and neither did they directly serve under the nobles. In fact, many of them were actually landowners themselves, producing their own livestock. This has very little to do with the story and is actually deriving a lot of attention from the whole Aberabacon storyline, but now you know that the traditional "pyramid model"' of hierarchy is historically incorrect and Marxists can go choke on a hermaphrodite’s malformed cock.-D.D.)

"So you care more for your flock than your lord? I see how it is boy." Kek said in responce to Abrabacon, his temper being tested by the doubt of the shepard. "So be it." said the Lord Kek before he utilized his meme magic to slay all of the shepard's flocks of alpacas mercilessly.

Horrified by what he was witnessing, Abrabacon immediately repented, and came to accept Kek as the one true God. (Kek obviously ommitted any mention of the other universes and their Gods, as well as the great dildo goddess).