Message from @Dick Daddy Foster
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The new-born God grew curious of his soundings, and explored the universe and it's vast wonder. However, Lord Kek soon grew bored of his sibling creation, and so decisively destroyed the entirety of the first universe with his almighty power.
Fortunately, like the morning after sleeping with a cheap hooker, Lord Kek regretted his actions, and decided to make amends for his misdeed. And so, using his signature green light of almighty macho-man, super-cool, explosive, mega-awesome, extreme, pro-series light (also known as his Kek Light), Lord Kek created twenty-three new, identical universes. Each one having it's own destiny.
Seeing as Kek was becoming a bit too powerful, the almighty dildo-goddess tampered with Kek's creation, making it so that every action or possibility would mirror itself, and then branch off from it's origin. (Basically, the butterfly effect, mixed in with multiverse theory, except in place of one universe, it's a macrocosm. Yes, it's intended to be confusing.)
In this timeline, Kek began to explore and oversee the twenty-three universes he had created. Each one had been made to be unique, and so he did not bore of them easily.
Nevertheless, the Almighty Dildo Goddess still feared what destruction Kek may cause if he were to ever bore of these Universes. And so, she created Twenty-Three mythical beings to govern and uphold eacch of Kek's Universes. If one were to ever be killed by Lord Kek, she would know he had begun his campaign of destruction.
The God of the first Universe was named Silas, and he was granted power over the stars.
The God of the second, was named Roland and he was given rule over all living beasts.
The Goddess of the third universe was named Aquarius, and she was granted the power of water and ice.
The God of the fourth Universe, Allah, was dicked on by Lord Kek himself. (We'll get into that later...)
The God of the Fifth Universe was Platarch. He was the God of agriculture and food, and even founded the first space Taco Bell.
The Goddess of the Sixth Universe, Everah, was given authority over the wild plants which would soon cover most-all life-bearing planets.
The God of the Seventh Universe, Oomin, became the creator of all worlds which would revolve around Silas's stars.
The God of the Eighth Universe, Silent, was the God of Dreams and Premonitions.
The God of the Ninth Universe, Tim, was a lustful God, and so he was granted the title of the God of sin.
Universe ten's God was named Kurt, and he and his entire universe was specified to deal with the afterlife for all other universes.
Universe 11's Goddess, Lantra, was said to be the most intelligent of the Great Dildo Goddess' children. So, she was accordingly granted the title of: Goddess on Intellect and Wisdom.
Universe 12 had a God who thought of nothing but destruction. His name was Arragod, the God of Destruction.
The Goddess of Universe 13 was named Mishira, and she was given power over the light magic, while her twin sister Mugara, was given power over the dark magics. Mugara resides within Universe 14 as it's goddess.
Universe 15 hosted Imam, God of alcohol and parties. (Everyone liked Universe 15 because of this.)
Universe 16 housed Anita, Goddess of Gender and the only Goddess who didn't like Imam. (Go figure...)
Universe 17's Goddess was Masha, divine ruler of the winds.
The Goddess of Universe 18 (ironically) was Jessabelle, Goddess of sexuality.