Holy shit

People like that are exactly why the world is so fucked

What's this you've said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71a0Nx_qWYw

>in library
>get out Halloween shit
>pull out a snickers
>teacher walks over
>”anon, no food in the library”
>pull it out of the wrapper and eat it whilst staring into her eyes the whole time
>say nothing
>she says I’m allowed to eat it

Y’all can thank me later

Sorry schlemko. That's not how it works. <:nothinking:488841469373841408>

What's wrong with just 1 peanut?

https://youtu.be/QbC6dLG_dQY

https://youtu.be/QBw4huCadBQ

shut the (((frick))) up, you *idiot*

get beaned
discord no like pictures rn

click on open original, you *idiot*

just saying, you *moron*

Im on mobile cant

then stop you using mobile, you *idiot*

https://youtu.be/Ltwc9FVlnng

> average night in Canadian park

https://twitter.com/MowtenDoo/status/1047624210527543297

lol

At least, that's one victory for Poland

TELL ME WHY

AINT NOTHING BUT A HEAAARTACHE

TELL ME WHY

AINT NOTHING BUT A MIIIISTAKE

i command you to stop

but i want it this way

YOU ARE

MY FIIIIIIIRE

THE ONE

DESIIIIIIIIIIIRE

https://youtu.be/gUu6twRdR7E

@grapes is that really you in the pic

@Deleted User yes

you're as skinny as i am lmao

Sapling lookin ass nigga

@Deleted User i have noodle arms

But im tall so i get respect

Kek

https://www.facebook.com/steve.schlafly/videos/10216112970832957/

I didn't even have a fucking canteen.

That’s a shame

What in 🤠Sam Hill🤠 did you just gaw'durn🤬 say about me, you little 🐀varmint🐀? 💣I'll have you know☠ I graduated top⏫ of my class in the 🛢Texas⚰ Rangers🎯, and I've been involved in numerous stagecoach robberies🧤 🔛on🔛 'dem Bandidos, and I 💀have😇 over 300 confirmed☑️☑️ 6🕡-shooters. I am trained🚂 in 🏅gunslingin'🥇 and I'm ⏩fastest⏩⏩ 👍hand👍 in the West. Y'all're 😡nothing😠 to me but just another 🌼yellow🌼 belly ☢scab☣ herder. I will put 'ya 6🕡 feet👣 under with 🅰️a🅰️ quick draw 🎯➰ the likes 💙 of which has🧟‍♂️ never been seen👁 on 🔛 this side of the 🇺🇸Mississippi🖤, mark📌 my gaw'durn🤬 🔛words🔛. I reckon📣 you think💭 y'all can get🏜 away with spittin'🎤 that vile 🤢🤮 to me over🕊 that Internet? I reckon 🤔differently🤨, you 🐍snake🐍. As you and I bend an elbow I am hootin'😏 and hollerin'🤠 wit' my secret🔏 network of 🌵drifters🕸 across Nevada🏜 and we're high🆙-tailin' towards yer ranch so🆘 you better 🏇 prepare🤬 fer the dust 👿devils👿, 'ya bellyacher🤬. The devils👿 that'll 🐄beef🐃 the pathetic🤢 acorn calf🐮 you call📲 livin'. You're fuckin'🤬 🦅buzzard🦅 🍞food🍉, pard'ner. I reckon to be 🌇anywhere,🌃 anytime, and I can lay you 👻out 👻in over seven 😿 hunn'ed ways↕️, and that's just with my 🇺🇸Arkansas🇺🇸 🤠 Toothpick🐲. Not only am I experienced in 🤺dueling🤺, but I have⚠️ ♿️access♿️ to all the big 🏌️‍♀️irons🏌️‍♂️ the 🇺🇸Texas Rangers🇺🇸 could afford🎯, and I will use it 🇮🇹to its🇮🇹 full 🌕🌕 extent to wipe your knee high 🆙🆙 to a🅰️ lamb🐑 ass 📴off 📴 the face💋 of the ⛈Mississippi🌧, you little saphead. If only you⚠️ could have🎫 reckoned what 😦unholy💒 retribution your quip was about to bring ☻down😰 ⤵️ yonder🌎, maybe y'all would have stalled 'yer mug🍺. But you😰 couldn't, 🙈you didn't🙉, and now you're payin' the price🙊, 🤕 you gaw'durn 🐌varmint🦎. I will 💀stomp☠ fury⛈ all over y'all and you will lie belly-up☝️ in it🇮🇹. You're fuckin' 🦅buzzard food🦐, 🏳pard'ner.✴🇺🇸🏜

Current flags of Liberian counties

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/507882037617623041/508320280716771333/45242504_10217588090831237_1709257779622969344_n.png

🇧 🇱 🇺 🇪

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc

https://twitter.com/Kardiamente/status/1058840000400424960

especially not you

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@FantasticFwoosh As a modmin of this chat, I now diagnose you with Ligma.

***NANI??!!***

***yes i can finally play ROBLOX HUNGER GAMES at 60 FRAMES***

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/502583126686433280/508504038124290048/IMG_20181102_185142.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shFChEkAeqU

Who the FUCK decided that evangelion was appropriate for children

dang it

*ecstasy of gold intensifies*