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Hear me out. First according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Furthermore if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodges them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. After this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine.
Thatโs equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.
@Deleted User No copy-posts, faggor
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russian memes are shit
Having a hard time deciding
scat porn
Why
Gay
ballbusting
and then die from cringe
nut and have the moment of clarity
when u contemplate ur life choices whilst holding your dick
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cock and ball torture
@Deleted User you are still underage reeeee
``>copied during field research``
I have a gif of the snap now
should I throw this one into Degeneracy?
I can't tell if it's bad enough
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kill me
Longcat is back
it cannot be
~~I'd be the type of person to carry this joke around in my pocket (along with an actual one just in case) and never get the chance to use either.~~
let's make long cat longer
I believe we can do this
that's about long enough I reckon
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ifunny tier memes
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ok
This one is more topical for France
This is ancient french weapon
Of the French gouverment during WW2
Guy in the middle looks like Nicholas Cage
Those are British guns
And?
Can't the French Resistance have use guns other than only French?
Well its not a french weapon
France allowed itself to be occupied in WWII, i.e. Vichy France. Nothing wrong with that, but their "surrender" was entirely by choice.
To be fair, they would be pretty fucked if they did not surrender
I am severely disappointed in them though
They could have prevented everything if they had just... KEPT pressuring Germany in 1939
But they just didn't!
They abandoned Poland to their fate and sealed their own in the process
(Britain is not entirely innocent of this either but having an actual fucking land border with Germany makes me so much more disappointed in France)
France was certain to initially fight the germans with the maginot line but belgium flipped sides.
A state made by a Italian Emperor (of France) eventually allows Germans to cross the borders in a devestating betrayal.
It sounds like a bad joke but the truth always does.
nice
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