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2020-03-15 08:35:11 UTC

Tell me

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/688666617973964852/u4zethy6j9l41.jpg

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hey, youre a nigger

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no u

2020-03-15 08:36:10 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/688666839202660372/SPOILER_Anime_Opening.mp4

2020-03-15 08:36:11 UTC

It's not dubstep, actually, since it's neither dubbed, not does it have a steppy rythm.

2020-03-15 08:36:16 UTC

Also, Doom Eternal has electronic throat singing

2020-03-15 08:36:32 UTC

Probably the coolest thing ever

2020-03-15 08:37:10 UTC
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in the background

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/688667118266220568/me-ooowwwwwwwwwwww.png

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/688667120518561861/IMG_20200315_093648.png

2020-03-15 08:37:34 UTC

matpat no

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my gender isn't a theory

2020-03-15 08:37:41 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/688667222641606671/unh3387ltql41.png

2020-03-15 08:37:44 UTC

*MEOW?*

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/688667262822907909/meow.mp4

2020-03-15 08:38:27 UTC

ใƒ‹ใƒฃใƒผ

2020-03-15 08:38:27 UTC

more goth thicc shortstacks

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/688667417110642697/ESNhePcXsAA4oBA.jpg

2020-03-15 08:38:43 UTC

fat

2020-03-15 08:38:48 UTC

she not fat

2020-03-15 08:38:51 UTC

do some cardio

2020-03-15 08:39:01 UTC

Listen, a smidge of tum tum roll is okay

2020-03-15 08:39:07 UTC

> smidge

2020-03-15 08:39:14 UTC

yeah

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a smidge of tum tum roll

2020-03-15 08:39:18 UTC

nigga thats 50 lbs of fat

2020-03-15 08:39:22 UTC

SHE NOT FAT

2020-03-15 08:39:25 UTC

SHE JUST SMALL

2020-03-15 08:39:27 UTC

She has ham on her thighs, retard

2020-03-15 08:39:36 UTC

I HAVE HAM ON MY THIGHS

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AM I OVERWEIGHT

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nooooooooooo

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you dont wind up with ass to waist to tit ratios without being fuckin fat

2020-03-15 08:39:45 UTC

Yes

2020-03-15 08:39:58 UTC

There is only one way

2020-03-15 08:40:00 UTC

*lipo*

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this comes from a person with muscular thicc thighs

2020-03-15 08:40:09 UTC

just, fucking take my head off.

2020-03-15 08:40:26 UTC

Styer is dummy thicc

2020-03-15 08:40:26 UTC

you can have thick muscular thighs, and a small butt, but it doesnt make you 12 inches wider

2020-03-15 08:40:29 UTC

<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2020-03-15 08:40:34 UTC

yeah, doing lipo on you would indeed empty your cranium

2020-03-15 08:40:47 UTC

or a medium butt even, but with proportions like that

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They call me lipo cus i suck fat d

2020-03-15 08:40:50 UTC

just say waht it is

2020-03-15 08:40:53 UTC

she chonky

2020-03-15 08:41:00 UTC

CHONK ISNT BAD SOMETIMES

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IT CAN LOOK GOOD

2020-03-15 08:41:06 UTC

it do be kinda grody

2020-03-15 08:41:17 UTC

chubby girls cuddle better ;~;

2020-03-15 08:41:20 UTC

> look good

Health looks good

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/688668161368915997/pfp.png

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KYS, sickfag

2020-03-15 08:41:29 UTC

this is more ideal

2020-03-15 08:41:33 UTC

shes got curves

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but theyre not 50 lbs overweight

2020-03-15 08:41:56 UTC

I am really struggling with weight atm

2020-03-15 08:42:04 UTC

<:sadgon:544640228166598657>

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lets go to the gym together

2020-03-15 08:42:16 UTC

im fucking morbid <:Sadpepe:518917169921261579>

2020-03-15 08:42:49 UTC

I just want to make myself look presentable.

2020-03-15 08:42:49 UTC

imagine even getting to a level where you get fat, like, just do sports, lmao

2020-03-15 08:43:05 UTC

im ngl

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/688668591197126687/48394-skoda_standard_simple_black.jpg

2020-03-15 08:43:08 UTC

im fat by choice

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I could go full samus

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lies

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but I want some junk in the trunk

2020-03-15 08:43:26 UTC

i know how i could lose and maintain good weight but fucking hell oreos are so good

2020-03-15 08:43:54 UTC

im not even kidding i lose 20 lbs a month with absolutely no exercise, just by eating mostly meat

2020-03-15 08:43:58 UTC

like 90%

2020-03-15 08:44:02 UTC

thimk

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/688668819341967371/EOLYuI_WkAEi4kr.jpg

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but i choose not to

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she chonky

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chomky

2020-03-15 08:44:30 UTC

<:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/688668938862723072/artoria_pendragon_and_artoria_pendragon_fate_and_1_more_drawn_by_ennuigrl__8aff54993eb18e34a08ba5a41.jpg

2020-03-15 08:44:47 UTC

NIGGA THOSE CALVES THO

2020-03-15 08:44:55 UTC

fuck, her shins are seriously thin

2020-03-15 08:44:59 UTC

LEG=BROKEN

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yikes

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WALK MACHINE BROKE

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but yeah she do got decent proportions for someone moderately healthy, aside from her polio legs

2020-03-15 08:45:28 UTC

also, pointy kneecaps

2020-03-15 08:45:55 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/688669293185073163/6s804ch94yl41.png

2020-03-15 08:46:04 UTC

hot

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asian queen <:ahegao:462286952335671296>

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>asian

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โค๏ธ

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Born in Birmingham UK

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she looks korean

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of decent

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descent

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@Steyr "Thick" Shotgun She got asiatic features, tho

2020-03-15 08:46:27 UTC

nah she's japanese

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how do i

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She's a brummie

2020-03-15 08:46:29 UTC

spell

2020-03-15 08:46:30 UTC

if you looking for on-point anatomy on lewd anime drawings you in for a hecc of a lot of difficulty

2020-03-15 08:46:52 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/688669532524380202/unknown.png

2020-03-15 08:46:54 UTC

Birmignham

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were looking for not absolutely dumb shit tho

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She's certainly got the tits to be a Yorkshire lass

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Birmingham isn't yorkshire

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I bet she likes being beaten

2020-03-15 08:47:17 UTC

> nationality
> japanese
yeah i was right, she is at least asian

2020-03-15 08:47:19 UTC

ๆ—ฅๆœฌไบบ๏ผ๏ผ

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/688669652729069588/5qtzz9oc7yl41.jpg

2020-03-15 08:47:29 UTC

@Steyr "Thick" Shotgun i know, I'm from Yorkshire and all the girls have big tiddies

2020-03-15 08:47:45 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/688669754512244746/Anriokita_b643df_7165135_1.jpg

2020-03-15 08:47:50 UTC

33!

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Needs bruises

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Ugly

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LOL, imagine having a country full of ugly women who compensate for it with big tits

2020-03-15 08:48:41 UTC

This is why i prefer thighs and ass

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And long legs

2020-03-15 08:48:46 UTC

This accessory for the index is pretty kino.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/688670009442172929/Side_Pic2.jpg

2020-03-15 08:49:13 UTC

*puts hmd on*
*earrape valve intro*

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valve, geddit, haha

2020-03-15 08:49:43 UTC

A meme older than time

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/688670252141248536/valve-logo-430x334.jpg

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The good old days

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@Steyr "Thick" Shotgun check your DMs

2020-03-15 08:50:19 UTC

This is the good old days

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/688670402016182277/Valve-screen.png

2020-03-15 08:51:07 UTC

Whatโ€™s the hz and fov on index?

2020-03-15 08:52:01 UTC

for the price it better be really damn high

2020-03-15 08:52:29 UTC

130, but it's lenses are so close to your eye is more like 175.

2020-03-15 08:52:39 UTC

The only thing in dark is your absolute peripheral.

2020-03-15 08:52:46 UTC

Turns out itโ€™s the base stations and controllers that cost so much, iirc 480 for just 2 base stations and the grips

2020-03-15 08:52:51 UTC

Damn

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Thatโ€™s pretty good

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Headset is 459

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How's the VR head sets for use with glasses?

2020-03-15 08:53:09 UTC

Don't use VR sets wtih glasses

2020-03-15 08:53:12 UTC

I donโ€™t remember what the fov is on rift s and google is useless

2020-03-15 08:53:18 UTC

There's a reason you need prescription VR Lenses

2020-03-15 08:53:40 UTC

No FOV loss

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>prescription VR Lenses
oh boy that sounds redonkulously expensive

2020-03-15 08:53:47 UTC

No i mean I'm pretty blind without glasses, can i fit them (or need them) under the head set?

2020-03-15 08:53:49 UTC

ยฃ65

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Around $70

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Woke

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YOU NEED LENSES

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I am blind without my glasses

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I can afford that

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My brother wears glasses under his rift s <:swet:671404160393936948>

2020-03-15 08:54:43 UTC

Just wear contacts lol

2020-03-15 08:54:49 UTC

Fuck that

2020-03-15 08:54:57 UTC

It's not so bad in other hmds, but in the index it's impossible. Index sits so close that the closest dial can make your eyelashes touch the display.

2020-03-15 08:55:02 UTC

Contacts make me feel sick just looking at them

2020-03-15 08:55:08 UTC

Oof

2020-03-15 08:55:14 UTC

Contacts aren't available for some people too, like myself.

2020-03-15 08:55:28 UTC

The lenses are as cheap as a regular prescription anyway

2020-03-15 08:55:46 UTC

True, tbh i don't think i can get contacts for my prescription either

2020-03-15 08:56:00 UTC

In America prescriptions are like 400$

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I already have to get my glasses thinned or they'd look like jam jar bottoms

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But thatโ€™s mostly the frames IIRC

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I am 3.75 spheres in both eyes.

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Fucking blind ass

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> cheap as a regular prescription
i can already hear the lament of glasses-using americans

2020-03-15 08:56:46 UTC

Good thing is on a summer's day i can start fires using my glasses

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Tfw 15/20 vision <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

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tfw with glasses I have 20/10

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Jesus

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Idk what all this number/20 is about

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Youโ€™re fucking blind as shit

2020-03-15 08:57:20 UTC

No, Mitchell.

2020-03-15 08:57:26 UTC

You got yours the wrong way round

2020-03-15 08:57:38 UTC

20/10 vision is above average.

2020-03-15 08:57:41 UTC

IIRC itโ€™s basically smaller first number is better

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Oh

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Maybe

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Idk

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/688672297078620220/unknown.png

2020-03-15 08:57:51 UTC

Maybe an America thing

2020-03-15 08:57:59 UTC

Oh

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My prescription is like a 9.something in my left eye and less on my right cos my left is weaker

2020-03-15 08:58:07 UTC

we don't say 20/20 for nothing

2020-03-15 08:58:10 UTC

Then I have 20/15 or whatever

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Thatโ€™s without glasses <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

2020-03-15 08:58:39 UTC

> feet
frickin merican measurement systems. "yes feet are vital for measuring, now take off your shoes"

2020-03-15 08:58:45 UTC

Hold on now.

2020-03-15 08:58:47 UTC

UK uses feet.

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Same

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then the Uk is rarted as well

2020-03-15 08:59:00 UTC

Yeah stfu you euro fag

2020-03-15 08:59:07 UTC

America uses feet too

2020-03-15 08:59:09 UTC

We use imperial for most shit except temperature.

2020-03-15 08:59:10 UTC

Donโ€™t trip

2020-03-15 08:59:20 UTC

cars are mph too.

2020-03-15 08:59:24 UTC

We actually measure our feet in the UK with a unit known as "barleycorns"

2020-03-15 08:59:31 UTC

don't be a cunthair

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I am 10 barleycorns

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/688672798046289920/unknown.png

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A handy measurement

2020-03-15 09:00:29 UTC

Ok...

2020-03-15 09:00:35 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/688672987414528058/unknown.png

2020-03-15 09:00:53 UTC

Only ever seen cunts that are shaved so...

2020-03-15 09:01:01 UTC

Is there a way to permanently prevent hair from growing in an area of the body

2020-03-15 09:01:06 UTC

Laser

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Any cheap way

2020-03-15 09:01:24 UTC

was gonna say fire but precision burning (aka laser) works too

2020-03-15 09:01:25 UTC

trans people usually get lasers from their arms and legs, but it's 250 a go and you'll need multiple appointments.

2020-03-15 09:01:27 UTC

Or just remove the skin

2020-03-15 09:01:31 UTC

Yikes

2020-03-15 09:01:49 UTC

Iโ€™m ngl Iโ€™m just tryna get the shit above my dick gone

2020-03-15 09:01:49 UTC

Luckily, I'm almost hairless. Just the occasional shave.

2020-03-15 09:01:55 UTC

Laser isn't permanent, its every few years

2020-03-15 09:01:56 UTC

Fucking annoying shot

2020-03-15 09:02:02 UTC

Laser is permanent now.

2020-03-15 09:02:32 UTC

Pretty sure it only destroys the follicle which will repair after a few years

2020-03-15 09:03:01 UTC

I dunno what you're smoking, but there's people I know who had laser done nearly a decade ago and still haven't had shit grow back.

2020-03-15 09:03:12 UTC

Cool

2020-03-15 09:03:14 UTC

Even for medical shit

2020-03-15 09:03:42 UTC

> I dunno what you're smoking, but there's people I know who had laser done nearly a decade ago and still haven't had shit grow back.
and you trust them?

2020-03-15 09:03:51 UTC

Considering I have seen their bodies.

2020-03-15 09:03:52 UTC

YEs.

2020-03-15 09:04:19 UTC

@numbSKULLery_8f4812
> Only ever seen cunts that are shaved so...

I could change that.

2020-03-15 09:04:23 UTC

as in trust them to not be shaving/getting laser'd more without telling you

2020-03-15 09:04:48 UTC

Laser isn't a discrete thing, it can make your skin red and quite tender.

2020-03-15 09:04:49 UTC

@Goddess Tyche you gonna show me yours you gay boy?

2020-03-15 09:05:02 UTC

nah, if he wanted to show his cunt he'd post a selfie.

2020-03-15 09:05:10 UTC

Lol

2020-03-15 09:05:16 UTC

> gay boy

<:disgusteng:595338918044500041>

2020-03-15 09:05:40 UTC
2020-03-15 09:05:59 UTC

I don't want to see your hairy asshole

2020-03-15 09:06:33 UTC

well, you couldn't from the picture

2020-03-15 09:06:42 UTC

I just had a thought, the rate of anal sex happening worldwide will decrease due to the shortage of toilet paper

2020-03-15 09:06:52 UTC

No, Numb.

2020-03-15 09:06:54 UTC

No.

2020-03-15 09:06:58 UTC

Why would you have such thoughts?

2020-03-15 09:07:02 UTC

You a faggot?

2020-03-15 09:07:12 UTC

you can clean yourself without roll

2020-03-15 09:07:15 UTC

and it's called a bidet.

2020-03-15 09:07:26 UTC

What are you french?

2020-03-15 09:07:38 UTC

Well, footlong bread is my forte.

2020-03-15 09:07:38 UTC

bidet > TP

2020-03-15 09:07:42 UTC

Yโ€™all ever seen the videos of people who have like 3 foot long ingrown hairs removed?

2020-03-15 09:08:11 UTC

Because why not

2020-03-15 09:08:11 UTC

I used to be really into watching those giant blackheads being popped

2020-03-15 09:08:19 UTC

Same

2020-03-15 09:08:23 UTC

And lipoma removal

2020-03-15 09:08:25 UTC

there's no shortage of TP *yet*

2020-03-15 09:08:38 UTC

Satisfactory like popping bubble wrap

2020-03-15 09:08:44 UTC

just morons overbuying the hecc out of it

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