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Google says 100 for men.
I don't eat nor do I put coom near my mouth
But I didn't move too much.
how do you fail so fast... omgosh...
Did you coom?
It was bad timing.
'tis those primal urges
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She invited me over for cheese before I started no nut.
can be overwhelming
I wasn't prepared.
I haven't jerked yet though.
Uh...
No cooming, period
Cooming is cooming, no matter where.
^
if you COOOM in any way, shape or form you have NUTT'D and FAILED no NUT november on the FIRST day
If she gets pregnant, it is not coom.
Otherwise it is coom.
no nut november disallows ejaculating
i failed before i even realized it was november
Can we restart today?
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This is just bad timing.
Was it today you failed as today is day 1?
Yeah.
oof
1 hour ago I coomed.
lol rip
I can do an extra 12 hours into December to make up for it.
first thing i do every morning tbh
an extra day
but only if she get preggo
She was on the pill.
I'm sorry brothers. I will commit sudoku now.
Why are you a degenerate
damn first one bits the dust
booo that man
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Leave the coomer behind. There is no saving him now
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rope or cope
@Trommm did you forget kek? what happened you couldnot make it day
Is it worth it going into STEM
I have no other high paying passions
go for it fuck it
we all getting replaced by machines at some point
Yes, have your salary lowered by brown people
Probably no escaping it
No matter the profession
I can't wait until A.I. reduces brown people's salaries even further
What games would you allow your future kds to play?
CK2
Civilization 2
checkers
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teaches eugenics
Morrowind
Doom
@Weaboo Kempeitai ball in the cup
Tbh I played my first 18 rated game at 11, I didn't turn into a violent sociopath. Probably gonna ignore age ratings unless I know a game has overtly sexual content. Everything else, aside from the gore, are shit my kids wouldn't understand, and well, looney goons had gore, so whatever.
chess is bigger brain than checkers
Yes, GTA 4.
Was my first 18 rated game I played
play GO instead
@esotericpazuzuism Based
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What's a guaranteed name you're gonna give your kids? It I had a daughter, I'm absolutely gonna name her Iris. I love that name.
yeeter bergstein
Having a a daughter is beta
Frederick when I have a son
nah
daughters are beta
our people need more breeders
Eh
gotta win the war in Minecraft
You would probably need to call him Fred, and Fred is a weird name.
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.
Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.
As a man who has a daugher you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically
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I hope my kid dosen't inherit my autism and become a carbon copy of me.
But having a daughter is not beta.
Fred is cool
Just keep fucking
I'm just worried one of my kids is gonna turn out a homo like I did.
But before you die the male offspring number needs to be higher than female
Or ur a cuck
why do you expect a kid to not turn out like a homo like you @Weaboo Kempeitai
that makes no sense
@FriendlyOldHans42 I'll play you in chess.
wrong
As far as I know, it's not inherited, I just hope they don't get influenced by the same shit as me.
Chess?
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cooming is not cooming
a cuck father raises cuck children, if not the kids found other people to raise em
I'm not great at chess as I lose focus after 15 minutes
@esotericpazuzuism it was bad timing. I can do the rest of November.
your habits etc goes to your offspring
I like chess.
my short term memory is subpar
cooming after sex with a SO has different effects for the body
This reminds me of the kid who got super into Christianity and abandoned his family after he found out his dad had a boyfriend in college.
good kid
baste
he should have disowned his dad
good kid
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maybe he was that boyfriends child
based kid
hunt down anyone who'll name their child David
born out of his ass
@Trommm did you get laided?
If two black gay men get married, and adopt a baby, which one is meant to abandon the family?
anybody fail no-nut november yet?
Nope
I haven't failed and I'm not even playing, too early
YES
trommm failed
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@FriendlyOldHans42 Same. I think I do myself a disservice by reading something at 4am when I'm dead tired and getting angry at myself because I can't recall a name 2 days later.
but that was pussy though right?
it was cheese
both @Weaboo Kempeitai
the cheese-girl got him?
damn, must have been good cheese
big hunk of swiss
big hole
@Nerthulas I'm still alright but inanimate objects will look "good" in about a week for a few seconds until I splash myself with water
I have no problems with gay black men
I do
gays need to go
gays off themselves
its the influence which makes them gay which needs to go
and we already know who
not quick enough @Angry.
Race mixing gays are also fine
thats not how it works but ok
@Weaboo Kempeitai Are you a fellow sperg?
Yes
Well, no
no
not no
yes
yes he is
honorary sperg
100% sperg
best friends <:yay:638817157840502815>
don't be saying no
I'm ASD, I wasn't given a diagnoses more specific than that. But I'm probably high on the spectrum.
are there a lot of gay spergs?
probably
i heard there are a lot of tranny spergs
@Nerthulas I can still do the rest. Today was bad timing. I'll do an extra day into December.
totally Safe For Work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j51X-QNfDjU
cooooooooooommmmmmmmmm
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how do you even find this shit
shaking my head
based and magic trick pilled
the best click-bait
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'the whole job of the US Intelligence Community is to speak the truth'
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insane
my T is so high right now
my chin literally grew an entire centimeter once I started no nut november
Doesn't it stabilise after a week?
it stabilizes at a higher point
broked embed
yeah
@Billy Ray because you just got your trt shot old man
goes crazy high the first few days lol
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nah
there's no upper limit for T in my body
What about a voiced T?
Day 7 is highest t day
<:tucker:587843675413807106> at some point your body turns it over to other stuff there is limit of T
no
like dht, estrogen or cortisol
it's like dr. manhattan in watchmen
dht rip
u can keep growing forever
bald
ZOG
ZOA is going after Nick
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well, at least nick's getting a lot of publicity out of this
https://www.foodandwine.com/news/world-cheese-awards-2019-winner-oregon-rogue-river-blue
>Last Friday, the winners of the 32nd annual competitionโwhich some call The Oscars of cheeseโwere announced in Bergamo, Italy. More than 3,800 cheeses from 42 countries on six continents were entered, and after three rounds of judging, the Rogue River Blue from Rogue Creamery in Central Point, Oregon was named the World Champion cheese. The Rogue River Blue narrowly edged the 24-month aged Nazionale del Parmigiano Reggiano Latteria Sociale Santo Stefano (say that one three times) produced by an Italian cheesemaker. The third-place entry was Spain's Torta del Casar DOP Virgen del Prado, a raw sheep's milk cheese.
>American cheeses performed well this year, as seven U.S. cheeses were included in the competition's list of the World's 84 Best Cheeses. But not everyone is celebrating America's new dairy dominance; according to Sky News, France isn't taking the results well. One widely read newspaper in the country called it "sacrilege" that only one French cheese placed in the top 16. (That cheese tied for eighth.)
<:yay:638817157840502815> europoors mad
not really it just means more cheese competition
American cheese mad by old lady with lesbian haircuts absolutely BASED MAGA ISRAEL IS OUR GREATEST ALLY, EUROFAGS MAD
True American identity
@esotericpazuzuism was it the same cheese @Trommm had last night
competition is great
What type of cheese was it?
looks like some sort of bluecheese in the pic
or maybe that's foil
k*** eichenwald back at it
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lol "American cheese"
you guys ever harvested your own cheese from your benis after not showering for a while?
kurt already killed his own reputation in more ways than imaginable
got myself a nice harvest of gouda yesterday
Been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet! Time to hop on my porn throne and machine gun jack hammer death grip my bloodshot semichub with my rage of doom fist once again! Is that a female girl? AHhh? I must sniff. FSHHHHHHHHHH. AHHHHHHHHH. OOOOOH GODDD. OOOOHHH FUCKKKK. ARGHHHHHHHHH. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH. IM COOOOOOMING! IM COOMINGGGG. COOOOOMING. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. OHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKKKKK. AHHHHHHHH COOOOMINGG. AHHHHHHHRHRHHGHHHHH. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. *coughing* NOOOOOOOO, OH FUCK IT'S EVERYWHERE. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. *coughing*, OH FUCK, OH JEEZ *heavy breathing* oh fuck. There you are my slippery white gift to the world, my son, my son. It's time to get some breakfast.......actually a little coom first wouldn't hurt.
@Angry. ewww
sometimes you draw your skin back too early and it's all stretchy and stringy but some people like that dunno
Behold... a movie written by a jewish woman
my right speaker does not like that video
Jesus that's disgusting
Thank you based jews for taking my foreskin
@Nerthulas @Deleted User eggplane cheese meme
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I still think circumcision is not bad
Iโm just as happy not having dick cheese
@esotericpazuzuism what's to explain lol
did the baby consent?
@Deleted User so he fucked a chick for cheese?
Yes <:CHAD:396569198404435969>
He was going to <:FreePepe:294874238928814081>
But he didn't
was it alot of cheese? or really really good cheese @Deleted User
The clip is even funnier when you realize it's a romcom
@esotericpazuzuism extremely fine cheese
A romcom about a science genius woman. I'm sure 90% of women can relate to algebraic topology
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