as opposed to the normal can

makes me think, personally

The fuck?

Zero ultra has been around for years

It’s tasty and sugar, carb, and calorie free

I wouldn’t know

I thought it was a new thing

Zero Ultra tastes like shit

reported for a hate crime

I had a normal monster once and it tasted like piss

even the low carb one tastes bad, ultra and rehab are the only good monsters

It kinda does, but i drink it anyway for Work

Just drink coffee lol

I want to leave humanity behind

I don’t have enough time to make Coffee on my breaks

nor do we have coffee machines in the break room

your work doesn’t just have hot coffee?

no

wow

I work as a cart-pusher at Target, although I put my two weeks notice in a week and a half ago

doesnt sound like a job hot drinks are really suited for

yeet, especially this time of year

Just do half coffee half cold water

or just eat the coffee rinds

I think i’ll just stick to Monster

I just started Halo 4 after doing a bunch of Halo 3 and it sucks

thing has me spinning a joystick to climb a wall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4_xIZYwbrk

confronting families at july 4th parade with rapid fire jew facts (SOCIAL EXPERIMENT) (GONE WRONG?)

This is literally all he does now lmao

Not even all he does on the interent, this retard literally does it every day

he should do name the jew kissing pranks

Saying "NIGGER JEW" in the hood (GONE EXXXTREME???????) WARNING!: ***MURRRRRDERRRRRRRE??????!!!!!!!????!??!?!?!?***

my buddy streaming Crash Bandicoot, with an open VC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uolaxxWmNbE

sweat tonight or tomorrow?

tonight nigger cheeks

Sam Hyde and his gang are stupid and lame. What a loser. That dumbass got his show screwed over by a gay jew and he’s been taking that L ever since. Dumbass thought he could just rant about Jews and gays and not have it come back to him. He’s not even a comedian anymore all he does is live off the alt-right pay pigging his ass. Would someone who’s creative with actual artistic value private all his stuff? Even in his prime he was just an edgy Tim and Eric.

Nice copypasta faggot

I Can't Believe My Little Shitpost Is This Cute!

when your dumbfuck comedy partner wont shut up on twitter so you have to sell rugs at a highway truck stop

>when the alt right gaslighting gets real in your head

real talk though of all the years WP had to premier it had to be late 2016

bringing /pol/ into real life pretty much made everything not fun for anyone, so honestly taking an L and being forced to re-examine being a normal guy was likely a good outcome

better than being a comedian or any sort of performative artist

career is a steaming pile of shit

being a comedian is like being a professional video gamer, no serious civilization or mature people would allow that to exist outside of a slave class

both lose their income because they think saying nigger counts as comedy

cant say theyre not well regulated

i mean

you ever seen Chappelle's Show?

you can say nigger and it be considered some of the best comedy of it's time, Chappelle nailed that.

It's STILL hilarious

look at kenny vs spenny

comedy now is basically "if you aren't laughing at unfunny fat pig women talk about smegma then here are lists as to why you are a nazi" or dealing with anyone who does improv

nick fuentes is funnier than most comedians

sam hyde was funny when most of us were in shitty places in life, because he was also in one

fuentes works has he juxtaposes the cornball conservative inc comentator cadence with "rw irony bro" humor stylings

And he's basically more effective and harder working at achieving goals that WN types say they want to go for

When’s the stream on fellas?

also not being a fat 30 something alcoholic helps

So theyll bitch that hes not white but hes more effective so lmao

I wont miss it this week

and having pragmatic understanding of how to accomplish end goals

He is definitely in the #nodump crew

nodumpers lock in

Nofap is a Jewish lie to sell more sheets, no dump is how we become who we are

Wheres the fucks the sweat

No breathing

Sheeple

Absurdist comedy seems to be the only comedy now.

Witty people don’t exist anymore

White people gay rt

rt

When's the Sweat help I need my Sweat

Culture has gatekeepers, you're better off making funny friends

🅿️🅾️🅾️🅿️

Not buying laughs

✝️♓️🅾️✝️

hello?

God damn

Nice burg dude

things are going to get ugly if the sweat isnt on after i have this shower

im on ssris and know where shawn is

fuck i love women but i hate them aswell

broken boys are really cute

Thats how youre supposed to feel

life is one big torture fest

Agree

Can anyone recommend caffeine pills?

Suffer and appreciate it

But we kings got each others back

RIGHT

Right king

Bitch you a peasant

WOW YOU'RE SO FUCKING MEAN

😈

>alive
>suffering
>"haha i don't deserve this"
U sure about that

If you think this is suffering wait until you are 50+

Pray God takes you home by that time

@NekoGuro drink black coffee

If you don't think you're gonna be made to live to 90

You're in for it

Coffee makes my schtummy hurt

Id like to see them try

No sunblock

smoke

No dumpers live eternally

theyll never use my body as a resource

i try this before it was alright

Taste like shit

yup

Ill just slap myself

No I ll do it

Do it hard 😋

🤔

who remembers that internet livestream called the weekly not on time ever perspiration

fuck the fans

What are talking about

The daily wire is good tho

I love that podcast

Ben Shaun Piro

Post girls you want to lightly choke

Okay thats epic

The weekly never kicked out of Poland

wtf having my first sip

number 1 black nationalist livestream, running on CPT friday nights

I’m close with very influential people. DON’ T FUCK WITH ME.

just tasted like diet soda

niggas out here rly ravin about diet soda

Enjoy the aspartame

Its got erythritol as its sweetener

Do people even still drink soda

wtf

You mean fizzy water?

wheres my sweat

Sometimes

I hate spicy water

monster and lacroix are the only drinks in 2018

lacroix gets a pass

Now thats a good choice John

do americans have kefir

no

some stores sell it

pretty hard to find tbh

Ricepicker gang tap in

at least where Im at

Where do you live

milwaukee

somewhere poor

ahh

Yeah they have it everywhere here

Ricepicker gang tap in

hh

I prolly could find it, Im just not going to whole foods

why not?

Good pickings of food and sloots

You a whole bitch

tfw no ^

Do you have a clown fetish?

Yes

Thats creepy

Wow

No judgments

Shut the fuck up bitch

move to michigan, theres a whole bunch of clowns there

Daaaaaaaang

You a literal clown ass nigga

woop woop

I bought kefir at Walmart it tastes like ass

You a bitch

g

Liking clowns is more normal than liking asian woman as a white dude.

Elon Musk is pro juggalo

I got an asian girl for ya

hes ant facial recognition

Liking Asian women is entirely normal

West asia

Doubt

i ***NEED*** a jew gf

Jewish gf

Jewish chicks age like shit

I dont like any women also

I **NEED** a clown gf

dont insult me

Past 25 they are all gross

U gay

Past like 19

No Harley Quinn shit I want a real clown

I can respect that

Epic

Look at her mom, if she aged well then start dating her mom

someone please post the milkies

The kid said he’s 5’3 in the comments

That’s a cute pic

ben shapiro cant ride space mountain rt

>past 25 they're all gross

lies

look at those fucking tits

Jesus

This whole meme of "every1 but wite wimmin age BAD!!!" is just cope

Neko is a gay

Just trying to LARP like a straight

Theres no proof

LOL

BAHAHAHA

Who responds like that

To being called gay

the only good race of women is the good looking race

Gays do

White women age badly compared to Asians

Ill post my digits right now

I have nothing to hide

White women are so last year

Wow thats proof

white women are literally the worst women

Lol ur gay my man

Asian women are the new white women

@NekoGuro's digit ratio

Peak female form

I wouldnt put asian women on that high of a pedestal

Theyre better than white but thats not saying much

Nigga be like "lets compare dick pics and see who's gay"

tbh being homosexual is gay

rt

Sauce @NekoGuro

Yuzu from Band Ja Naimon

SWEATS UP

I think the other one is Momo, she fucked her face with so much plastic surgery its hard to tell now

SWEAT IS UP

sweats up dicks out

>reused OP

wow

this intro is worth it

See ya faggots going MOBILE FULLSCREEN

Thats literally the only reason I watch

when is weekly sweat

Right now