that

now thats a quote i get

if the white race im just gonna switch ngl

epic jerma985 reference: MADE!!!!!

jerma985 groyper

😄

CAN I TYPE GOOD ALREADY

if the white race im just gonna switch ngl

lolno

david is a switch confirmed

WAHAT

you're not you without a modelo in you @DavidTheSlumpGod

david plays switch with his dad

im gonna say the n word!

haha what a dork

and i ain't talking about the nintendo switch

WTF

o_0

yeah see there's this game my father taught me called switch

basically, one finger goes in your mouth

the other one goes up your asshole

and when he says "go" you switch

NO

YOU CANT SAY THE N WORD

@Aleksander *blushing*

Nintendo

i'm sorry peter but you didn't switch

should i start smoking

yeah dude

having cancer is epi

i've every quaffed every variety of amphetamine and opiate known to man, even some unknown to man

i wish i could be like sick and just neet and peek at nurse panties all day

i got nothin to lose at this point....

Well, at least do it in style and get those nice cee-gars, eh?

imagine being some faggot who smokes cigarettes for "aesthetics"

offended but go off

i love smoking

I love smoking cigarettes indoors

i look so fucking cool with my thomas the tank engine lighter, saying "choo choooo" after every puff....

i havent smoked since i blacked out a couple weeks ago

STAR

FIIIINGER

lights cig

me, a smoker

[me, pointing at a woman in a crowd after deciding which one to rayp]
i choo-choo-choose YOU

POKE MON

laughed out loud

GOTTA RAYP EM ALL

the worst part of school is trying to focus in class and not think about rayping your classmates

me with my hourly modelo

as a former teacher i will arrest you

MRS OBAMA GET DOWN

NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGERRRRRRRRRR

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>mrs

dude wtf?!

terrorist shouts n word at first "lady"

yo michael hit the deck

Joanne Rivers died cause she tried to get the truth out

how to say n word tutorial

Dan "Molester of Misters" Schneider

Dan Schneider was the real brain behind the obama WH

it looks like a hostage video

Who is that in the back?

Zoom in and enhance...

look at that CUCK obama sitting in the back

thats me

lol nerd

physiognomy real

anyone with that haircut is a pedophile

can confirm thats my hairstyle

monkaS

who here is looking forward to the first of the month?

i wish for the 31st

who's trick or treating? not me cause I am too old

I’m gonna buy candy and eat it all alone

nigga i dont celebrate halloween, 31st is all saint's day

1962 european style

Ok

But I can still eat some candy right?

yeah go ahead

Ok

i only eat candy on 5 december, that's sinterklaas

the inspiration for santa claus

I like Saint Nicholas day when mommy used to put presents under my pillow

b ruh

nostalgic

Now we just have a toast and watch a movie or something together

zzz

lmao at this metokur stream

hit or miss

i guess

they

never

miss

huh

i guess they never miss huh .......

@DavidTheSlumpGod hell yeah

i want to give her a hug so bad

she cute

i'd give her the ol cleaveland steamer

me going to the bathroom

where is my warm cuddly gf

currently sucking off mad dudes

why are they angry

cause she's not with the boy that loves her (you)

am i crazy or is there a laughing noise in this

WHAT DID YOU JUST DO TO MY BRAIN

WHERE IS MY CUTE GIRLFRIEND REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

a dim goonToday at 3:49 PM
currently sucking off mad dudes
Lil ScuzzyToday at 3:50 PM
why are they angry
JejuneToday at 3:55 PM
cause she's not with the boy that loves her (you)
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Lil ScuzzyToday at 4:06 PM
am i crazy or is there a laughing noise in this
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ｕｉｅ　（ういえ）Today at 4:08 PM
WHAT DID YOU JUST DO TO MY BRAIN
David The Slump KingToday at 4:09 PM
WHERE IS MY CUTE GIRLFRIEND REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

David The Slump KingToday at 5:10 PM
i only eat candy on 5 december, that's sinterklaas
the inspiration for santa claus
JejuneToday at 5:11 PM
I like Saint Nicholas day when mommy used to put presents under my pillow
David The Slump KingToday at 5:11 PM
b ruh
nostalgic
JejuneToday at 5:11 PM
Now we just have a toast and watch a movie or something together
a dim goonToday at 5:15 PM

David The Slump KingToday at 5:17 PM
zzz

a dim goonToday at 5:18 PM

buttsguy (dim gang)Today at 5:25 PM

AaronredToday at 5:31 PM
lmao at this metokur stream
Don RonkersToday at 5:31 PM

hit or miss
AaronredToday at 5:31 PM
i guess
they
never
miss
huh
David The Slump KingToday at 5:33 PM
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2.34 MB
Don RonkersToday at 5:33 PM
i guess they never miss huh .......

AaronredToday at 5:33 PM
@David The Slump King hell yeah
David The Slump KingToday at 5:36 PM
i want to give her a hug so bad
JejuneToday at 5:38 PM
she cute
a dim goonToday at 5:41 PM
i'd give her the ol cleaveland steamer
Lil ScuzzyToday at 5:44 PM
me going to the bathroom
cocks_on_a_plane.mp4
7.12 MB
David The Slump KingToday at 5:46 PM
where is my warm cuddly gf
a dim goonToday at 5:49 PM
currently sucking off mad dudes
Lil ScuzzyToday at 5:50 PM
why are they angry
JejuneToday at 5:55 PM
cause she's not with the boy that loves her (you)
Lil ScuzzyToday at 6:06 PM
am i crazy or is there a laughing noise in this
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ｕｉｅ　（ういえ）Today at 6:08 PM
WHAT DID YOU JUST DO TO MY BRAIN
David The Slump KingToday at 6:09 PM
WHERE IS MY CUTE GIRLFRIEND REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

lasagna exploded in the microwave

cum lasagna

>mom found the lasagna microwave

mom found the buster browns

dude wtf how is brazil so based

brasil...come to ME!

JOHN

WILL SHE BLOW YOU NOW

WHY DID MY TEACHERS NOT RAPE ME

bro calm down wtf

grandma found the groyper account

i got molested by the hot teacher lady when i was in the 3rd grade

homeschooled btw

is the guy thats winning the Brazilian election based and redpilled or smth

thats my guy

dam goog always wins

Some fagnigger in my dm saying nyannyan is a dude

anyone else instantly grab a knife and start shaking the second you hear a noise at night

anyone else just shit themself

@Aleksander *blushing* unironically good taste

more like paraLESS

YOU STOP RIGHT THERE NIGGER

more like

i ain't ever heard of them so they must be shit

paraDOOR to the lame dimension

based

i'm going INSANE

why this time

Man, I’ve been having dreams about cuddling/ having s*x with a girl in my bed for the past few days and there’s no sign of it stopping

STFU WHY BRING THAT UP AGAIN I WANNA FUCKING DIE

lol

You get to feel my pain

im so fucking

sad

^

boo hoo, why don’t we just cope for it by saying we hate women?

boo hoo, why don’t we just cope for it by saying we hate women?

boo hoo, why don’t we just cope for it by saying we hate women?

boo hoo, why don’t we just cope for it by saying we hate women?

boo hoo, why don’t we just cope for it by saying we hate women?

boo hoo, why don’t we just cope for it by saying we hate women?

^

boo hoo, why don’t we just cope for it by saying we hate women?

Fick u laal nigger

no u

Mmm she’s cute

Mmm she's cute

What a picture

this is so sad can we punch women in the face

This is an enigma if I’ve ever seen one

Yeah I’m gonna punch a woman in the face tomorrow

I imagine he's chattering his teeth

and going gigigigigigigigi

Mmm she’s cute

Where can i get more of this

i tended to get stuff from 8ch /christian/ but i got permabanned since they got some anti anime policy

Is brazil still in 2017

Idk, Salvini tweeted this

the gays are after school shooter

and by gays i mean people who make music charts

so yeah, gays

Who is school shooter

asian nigga who makes punk rock music

Link

https://twitter.com/HotMusicTakes__/status/1056690393696387072

https://twitter.com/nerdkiller69/status/1056414878108450816

I don't even like school shooter's music all that much, but rating music and making charts that compare apples to oranges is cringe and bluepilled

listening it for the first time makes me nostalgic, just classic old american teen punk

shawn just got replaced

sodomite demons attacking school shooter all day

fuck off i'm not relating to some nerd punk ass asian

hes based tbh

fuck off i'm not relating to some nerd punk ass asian

https://twitter.com/nerdkiller69/status/1056034097204740096

milkdrinker owned

even i could beat this bitch up gook looking ass

what would you want to hurt SS

i hurt people i want to see shine

school shooter owns

i want him to be alpha so he needs a beating

this music is cool

his character is cool

but everything else needs xp

when I think alpha i think school shooters, hes on brand

nigga can't even hold an ak before he falls down stop sucking asian dick

yeah thats what I would expect from a school shooter

going for a nightwalk. If anyone wants to kill me you are more than welcome btw

plus didn't that seb guy think shawn is alt right or some shit

I think endlessly consuming and rating things, regardless of how good they are, is damaging to the brain

im ngl boys

the way they treat women in rd2 is so satisfying

this is a real gamer's game

i miss the 1800s when women got owned

brazil lefties already have their own resist hashtag

not for long

corpses can't tweet

wonder if this guy loves israel too

guys why are those videos of cute animals by asian people so creepy

silently filming and poking them

yeah idk

can't expect anything from evangelicals tbh

https://youtu.be/T7z6KJYoYV8

I DAB ON LEFTISTS FUCKING GRAVES

i dab on noone

i was born without limbs or brain

send $$$

i was born with a compulsive disorder that gives me the overwhelming need to rayp libtards

the holy trinity

RT to piss off mormons

oh hell yes I love The Boondocks

where do i go to meet girls help

https://youtu.be/8SgbHsK9eXQ

I remember during an ice breaker on my first day of high school we had to do some kind of gesture and the group would mimic it. So it got to this one girls turn and she was really flustered and did a Nazi salute because that was the only thing she could think of

That’s a weird thing to remember

https://youtu.be/4-01CVwj_LU

@Deleted User wife her